SlimeKnights Classy Chat

And now the conclusion: "Burger Poop Sex" (Part 2).

2007-11-24T17:17:00.000-05:00

matsam says:
are you done Princess?

Princessk492 says:
I don't know, are you

matsam says:
hum...

matsam says:
depends...

matsam says:
what do you have to offer?

Megalosaro says:
Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess

Princessk492 says:
i'll show you mine if you show me yours

* Megalosaro

matsam says:
hamburger time again huh?

matsam says:
interesting...

matsam says:
Mind if I bring my handcuffs?

matsam says:
Saro already has his...

Princessk492 says:
sure thing, handcuffs are fun

matsam says:
You can strap us both, then it's up to you...

matsam says:
use them! QUICK!

Princessk492 says:
oh baby

* Princessk492 rika straps mat and saro with rings of poop

matsam says:
oh...mmm...what are you doing with that dildo honey?

matsam says:
That's for Saro?

cloudsdream says:
hey!

Princessk492 says:
oh baby we can share

cloudsdream says:
that crosses the lone

MetroidXPS says to Princessk492:
Guys... knock it off

matsam says:
XD

cloudsdream says:
i know we are adults

cloudsdream says:
but sweesh

Princessk492 says:
lol

Globe199x says:
cloudsdream, if you think that crosses the line

Globe199x says:
for the love of god, don't scroll up

* Healuslol is mentally scarred

Princessk492 says:
haha

MetroidXPS says:
not funny

matsam says:
{lol_smiley}

MetroidXPS says:
-_-;

cloudsdream says:
guys

cloudsdream says:
man

cloudsdream says:
i idle

Healuslol says:
so gross....

cloudsdream says:
and you guys make this into a rated MA chat room?

Globe199x says:
and then some

Princessk492 says:
{shrug_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
it's our sense of humor

matsam says:
{shrug_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
we're a crude bunch

matsam says:
it's RedSlime's fault!

MetroidXPS says:
it's disgusting

* matsam throws away handcuffs

Globe199x says:
"so what do you guys call your act?"

Globe199x says:
"The Aristocratsk!"

Megalosaro says:
THE ARISTOCRAT!

Healuslol says:
haha Globe

Megalosaro says:
I love that joke >_>

Healuslol says:
XD

matsam says:
XD

Megalosaro says:
The bob sagat version is the ebst

matsam says:
"The kid's eye pops, he sees an opportunity"

* Healuslol listens to Promiscuis Daughter

Healuslol says:
XD

*** Welcome to Slime Knights Chat , redslime25 !

redslime25 says:
Ok i'm back now

Princessk492 says:
promiscuios is a good song

Princessk492 says:
hiya

MetroidXPS says:
wb red

redslime25 says:
Did I miss anything?

matsam says:
you just missed it man

redslime25 says:
{shocked_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
you missed the best cybering eva!

matsam says:
oh...you missed the final blast

redslime25 says:
dammit

Globe199x says:
King Slime came in and started this crazy raunchy sex rant

cloudsdream says:
im disgusted

redslime25 says:
Haha oh that dawg King Slime

MetroidXPS says:
me too

cloudsdream says:
im glad zeefer left

Globe199x says:
Metroid too

MetroidXPS says:
You guys really went too far

redslime25 says:
Yeah Zeefer went way too far

Globe199x says:
Zeefer's mind is so pure and innocent

Princessk492 says:
Zeefer really did

Globe199x says:
it would have scarred him

redslime25 says:
He should be ashamed of himself

redslime25 says:
Pretending to be Sharjeel, just no respect for authority

Princessk492 says:
he should be banned for fraud

Globe199x says:
aren't there rules against that sort of thing?

* matsam nods

Globe199x says:
this chat room is supposed to be a comfortable place

Princessk492 says:
for the children!

redslime25 says:
I didn't think the Sharjeel impersonation was disguisting though, I mean, I thought it was a half-decent performance

redslime25 says:
Uncalled for, but you gotta commend the guy

Globe199x says:
if you're disgusted by transgenderism, you're a racist

Globe199x says:
that's what this is really about, I think

matsam says:
indeed

redslime25 says:
mat, grow up a little bit

matsam says:
...gah!

matsam says:
I know I'm not tall enough...

Princessk492 says:
yea, what the hell, it's ok to be transgendered

matsam says:
{cry_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
don't get you panties in a twist

matsam says:
yeah, I'd so be that if I weren't normal

matsam says:
wait...

matsam says:
twisted panties are a hassle

Princessk492 says:
are you going to say "what am I implying?" oh I think you know..

cloudsdream says:
guys please don't ever chat like that in the main chat

redslime25 says:
Left click "RedSlime25" and then click "Ignore".

Princessk492 says:
yea, you guys could have ignored us if it really bothered you'

cloudsdream says:
yeah

cloudsdream says:
but this is not the place for that

Globe199x says:
I don't think they should have to

matsam says:
Pushing the limit

matsam says:
it was an experiment

Princessk492 says:
lol shut up globe

Globe199x says:
go to private chat and say whatever you want

cloudsdream says:
exactly

Princessk492 says:
it wasn't even THAT bad

redslime25 says:
Frankly I don't want to live in a world where poop sex can't be openly joked about on a Dragon Quest fansite chatroom

Angelus says to cloudsdream:
If members abuse the chat rooms by posting obscenities, personal and racist attacks, alcohol and drug related content, or other out-of-hand comments

Angelus says to cloudsdream:
, the following will be the course of action: 200 points lost upon the first offense; 500 points lost upon the second
offense; membership termination upon the third offense.

cloudsdream says:
i know, but i don't think sk main chat should be getting into that kind of inuedo

Globe199x says:
it's inappropiate for this room and you know it

Princessk492 says:
hahaha red

cloudsdream says:
yeah

matsam says:
oh no! rules!

matsam says:
{rolleye_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
hehe

redslime25 says:
No alcohol related content here

cloudsdream says:
hey i love you guys, but i do not mind sending the classy part of the chat to KS

Globe199x says:
you shouldn't obey it because it's a rule, you should obey it out of respect for other Slime Knights

matsam says:
we were discussing Rika's blog after all

Princessk492 says :
hey, I don't care if I'm banned or lose mms, it's no big deal to me

redslime25 says:
ooohhh an ultimatium

redslime25 says:
I love it

Princessk492 says:
I can still chat with anyone who wants to talk to me

*** Angelus lost connection, left the room

Globe199x says:
there goes Angelus

redslime25 says:
I do not mind using the power of the internet to crush you

Globe199x says:
he's very uncomfortable around conflict

redslime25 says:
muhahahahhaa

redslime25 says:
HAX!

Princessk492 says:
lol and if not, I can just turn off my computer and talk to other people

Megalosaro says:
Can I tell a joke?

Princessk492 says:
sure thing!

redslime25 says:
I don't know Saro

Princessk492 says:
we're a jokey bunch here

redslime25 says:
Cloudsdream might be offended

Megalosaro says:
So this family goes to a talent agent

redslime25 says:
And send the log of you telling the joke to KS

Megalosaro says:
There is a father, a mother, a daughter and a son

matsam says:
pffft

matsam says:
hehe

Globe199x says:
uh oh

Megalosaro says:
you know, the typical nuclear family

redslime25 says:
You better stop Saro

matsam says:
offend alert!

Globe199x says:
cloudsdream, it's very important that you ignore megalosaro

redslime25 says:
Cloudsdream does not mind sending the classy part of the joke to KS

matsam says:
but...KS loves the classy parts!

Megalosaro says:
the father tells the agent that he thinks they have a class act

Globe199x says:
before the ** hits the fan

Megalosaro says:
so the agent asks to see

Globe199x says:
or the family, more likely

Megalosaro says:
the father begins by saying "knock knock"

Princessk492 says:
haha nice pun globe

Globe199x says:
{shrug_smiley}

Megalosaro says:
to which the mother says "who's there"

Megalosaro says:
and then the father says "cow sez"

Megalosaro says:
and the daughter says "cowsex who"

redslime25 says:
Saro seriously, Cloudsdream might get offended and tell KS on you

redslime25 says:
Stop now

Megalosaro says:
and then the father says "no you moron, cow sez moo"

Megalosaro says:
and then he punches her in the face >_>

Megalosaro says:
the end

Princessk492 says:
lol

Globe199x says:
{rolleye_smiley}

matsam says:
hahaha

redslime25 says:
hahahaha

Globe199x says:
now tell the one with Robo and Crono

Megalosaro says:
I have the best version of the Aristocrats joke

Globe199x says:
it had better be a real version, and not some lame trying-to-be-clever cop-out

Megalosaro says:
That was my joke >_>

And now presenting: "Burger Poop Sex" (Part 1).

2007-11-22T22:29:00.000-05:00

Editor's Note: We have a special entry today for Thanksgiving. The editors and I have been waiting for the perfect time to post it, and there couldn't be any better moment than this. Happy Thanksgiving! We hope you already ate dinner.

* Healuslol shows off best assets

* redslime25 tosses up a brew dog to Rika

redslime25 says:
I just wanna get get get get cho drunk

Healuslol says:
you wanna rape this, baby?

Healuslol says:
XD

* Princessk492 vomits and applies the fangs

redslime25 says:
Get you drunk inside my humps

Princessk492 says:
oh baby

redslime25 says:
My humps. My humps. My lovely lady lumps.

Princessk492 says:
let's make loooooooove

* Healuslol Rika rapes other Rika

redslime25 says:
So Rika, let's say you and me, get busy... in helping you poop

Princessk492 says:
oh yea, stick it in so I can push it out

* matsam vomits

matsam says:
GROSS!

Zeefer says:
..............................................

redslime25 says:
Mmmmmm haaaaa, push it, p-p-p-p-push it REAL good

redslime25 says:
Salt and peppas here!

Princessk492 says:
oo baby baby! ba baby baby!

* matsam covers his eyes

* Healuslol grabs Matsams booty

Healuslol says:
XD

matsam says:
ACK!

matsam says:
I'm getting raped!

Healuslol says:
I have all your treasure now!

matsam says:
no...wait...I'm getting surprise sex!

* Princessk492 touches matsam inappropriately

Globe199x says:
"BANNED"

redslime25 says:
You're all fired!

Princessk492 says:
let's have a sexay fivesome@

Princessk492 says:
!

Princessk492 says:

8

Princessk492 says:
wtf lol

matsam says:
haha

MetroidXPS says to Megalosaro:
girls don't have sex with you if you give them water

redslime25 says:
! 8

Zeefer says to Princessk492:
OUT OF CHARACTER

matsam says:
we're 11

matsam says:
a elevensome?

Princessk492 says:
eek! I'm sorry!

MetroidXPS says to Megalosaro:
"Look at me! I'm Zeefer! Go suck lemons and I'm on the lime gelatine and tax collectors and PBF! BLA BLA BLA"

* Princessk492 applies topicgel

Princessk492 says:
is that better?

redslime25 says:
I don't think an elevensome has every been attempted

MetroidXPS says:
Confusious say, “Stop looking for answers inside a freakin’ cookie!”

Globe199x says:
haha, that was my Zeefer quote

Princessk492 says:
i'll elevensome baby

matsam says:
I'm in!

* matsam gets naked

redslime25 says:
Confuseus say, "Man who stands on toilet, gets high on pot."

* Princessk492 rika rips off pants

Angelus says:
confuse us?

Healuslol says:
I wouldn't mind it

* Princessk492 rika puts on wizard hat

matsam says:
Heal, you're in too?

Healuslol says:
I'm in

redslime25 says:
Yeah confuse us

matsam says:
get naked!

* Healuslol is naked

MetroidXPS says:
{no_smiley}

matsam says:
haha

matsam says:
you already were

Princessk492 says:
who likes bite secks!?

redslime25 says:
It is a joke, so what? wanna fight about it?

* Princessk492 rika exposes fangs

Megalosaro says to MetroidXPS:
bitsecks?

Megalosaro says to MetroidXPS:
I've never heard of bitsecks

MetroidXPS says:
{weird_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
well babay you'll know of it now

Princessk492 says:
bite bite

matsam says:
bite means dick in French

Healuslol says:
....

* Megalosaro has surprise seck with

redslime25 says:
Hey rika, let's play sexy dentist

MetroidXPS says:
I agree heal

Princessk492 says:
bite, dick, it's all the same

redslime25 says:
Open wide for me baby

* Princessk492 rika opens wide

redslime25 says:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Healuslol says:
BUKAKKE!

Princessk492 says:
oh wait you meant my mouth

redslime25 says:
It's hidous!!

Healuslol says:
XD

matsam says:
haha

redslime25 says:
Yes your mouth.

redslime25 says:
Please.

* Megalosaro has surprise sex with

Angelus says to matsam:
I've never heard it refered to as that

matsam says:
"Sorry! Come again!"

Princessk492 says:
sorry, I'll close my legs then

* Megalosaro has surprise sex with

MetroidXPS says:
-_-

redslime25 says:
Smells like a Boston harbourfront here...

matsam says:
bite is slang french

Angelus says to matsam:
must be a quebec thing

matsam says:
no

matsam says:
they use it in France too

Healuslol says:
< makes it stop

Zeefer says:
I want to visit quebec someday

Angelus says:
weird

matsam says:
you need to watch more movies

Healuslol says:
for somme reason

* Princessk492 rika bites heal

Zeefer says:
I hope they build a space elevator to it sometime soon

Angelus says:
parisian french sounds like they've got something hard stuck in their rear end

Angelus says:
so no thanks

redslime25 says:
They do, each other!

Princessk492 says:
i have something hard stuck in my rear end too!

matsam says:
"Québec, the amazing flowting continent!"

redslime25 says:
Har har har

Princessk492 says:
I just can't poo!

Angelus says:
haha

redslime25 says:
Princess, it looks like you got a whole hamburger up there

Princessk492 says:
help me push it out

matsam says:
oh god

matsam says:
tasy

matsam says:
tasty!

Princessk492 says:
i'll let you eat it

matsam says:
that's hawt

* Healuslol vomits

* redslime25 spanks that ass

redslime25 says:
Get of there burger!

Princessk492 says:
oh baby

Princessk492 says:
spank it again

Princessk492 says:
harder

Healuslol says:
STOP

redslime25 says:
Welcome to Slime Knights Chat...

Healuslol says:
AGHH

Princessk492 says:
lmfao

matsam says:
You know you want some too Heal

matsam says:
you're DYING for some

Megalosaro says:
this might just qualify as the classiest chat ever

Princessk492 says:
oh i'll let you have some

matsam says:
cum and get it

Healuslol says:
ON YOUR FACE

Healuslol says:
XD

Princessk492 says:
cum and hamburger what a tasty meal

* redslime25 spanks it harder

Angelus says to Megalosaro:
classy != disgusting

redslime25 says:
Burger burger burger burger

redslime25 says:
Come to me!

Princessk492 says:
HNNNGG

Princessk492 says:
(angerpoo_smiley)

* Healuslol gets even sicker

* Healuslol dies

matsam says:
oh no you don't!

redslime25 says:
Quick to the McDonald's toilet!

* matsam thrown a phoenix down at Heal

redslime25 says:
I got the strainer

Princessk492 says:
it's diarhea!! it.. it won't stop!!

matsam says:
awesome!

matsam says:
everybody can get some

* matsam takes a big bucket

Tifa23 says:
mmmm...chocolate milkshake

Princessk492 says:
let's swim in it!

redslime25 says:
Ahhhh all over my hand!

Tifa23 says:
what a time for me to come back

Princessk492 says:
lick it!

* matsam puts some all over his hair

redslime25 says:
It's worse than the spread gun in Contra!

matsam says:
it's almost like an all-you-can-eat buffet!

Megalosaro says:
All you can eat!

Princessk492 says:
put it in your mouths!

Princessk492 says:
have you seen my balls?

redslime25 says:
what are these? corn kernels?

Healuslol says:
ICK

Healuslol says:
STFU

Princessk492 says:
I can't find my balls!!

Princessk492 says:
it's lost in the poo

matsam says to:
thatss aulreadee whot I'm dooing

Zeefer says to:
all right that's it

Zeefer says:
I'm outta here

*** Zeefer lost connection, left the room

matsam says:
That only makes more for me!

* matsam goes crazy!

redslime25 says:
Ironically, my love for all of you is like diarhea.. I just can't hold it in

* matsam grabs RedSlime

redslime25 says:
not surprise sex again...

Princessk492 says:
I think my love is ending

*** Tifa23 quit the room

matsam says:
HELL YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

redslime25 says:
You are all sick

matsam says:
no not yet Princess!

redslime25 says:
Sick f.ucking bastards!

Princessk492 says:
ok!

*** redslime25 lost connection, left the room

matsam says:
haha

Artwork corner.

2007-11-14T01:34:00.000-05:00

First guest strip!

Quote of the night.

2007-10-28T23:43:00.000-04:00

"I like when PlatKing is here cause then I'm not the creepy old guy chatting with 16 year olds"
-redslime25

Discourse for the dimwitted.

2007-10-25T22:33:00.000-04:00

MetroidXPS says:
I like chocolate miiiiiiiilk!

KiwiChan says:
*just runs around in circle until i get dizzy and smash into something*

KiwiChan says:
I LIKE POES!! ^^

MetroidXPS says:
I like like-likes!

*Tifa23 goes back to not paying attention to chat

MetroidXPS says:
hahahahah

Globe199x says:
hear hear

rpggamer79 says:
lol

Globe199x says:
{no_smiley}

The trouble with toddlers.

2007-10-23T22:03:00.000-04:00

simpleman says:
hi

simpleman says:
HELLO

simpleman says:
ji

simpleman says:
hi

simpleman says:
princess?

simpleman says:
ANYONE

simpleman says:
ZOMG ANYONE

simpleman says:
ANYONE

*** Welcome to Slime Knights Chat , redslime25 !

redslime25 says:
Hey everybody

simpleman says:
hi

redslime25 says:
Oh... simpleman is here.

* redslime25 sighs

*** redslime25 lost connection, left the room

And now presenting: "Surprise Sex."

2007-10-22T12:52:00.000-04:00

Tifa23 says:
well, i'll be back in about 20 to 30 minutes....going for a jog

MetroidXPS says:
good luck

matsam says:
heh

matsam says:
don't jog in the traffic

Princessk492 says:
isn't it 1am for you too?

Tifa23 says:
2am

matsam says:
oh...right...

Tifa23 says:
no traffic

Tifa23 says:
it will be nice and peaceful

matsam says:
well then

MetroidXPS says:
There's always traffic where I live apparently...

matsam says:
don't get raped

Tifa23 says:
i'll be the only crazy person outside at this time

Tifa23 says:
i wont

Healuslol says to matsam:
not even funny

MetroidXPS says:
no mat...

matsam says:
what!

matsam says:
ah sheesh!

Tifa23 says:
well, i go idle now

Princessk492 says:
have a sense of humor guys!

Tifa23 says:
see you all in a bit

Princessk492 says:
k cya

Healuslol says to matsam:
rape is not a joke

redslime25 says:
peace out sista

matsam says:
where's the humour for raping jokes?

* Healuslol anal rapes matsam {tongue_smiley}

Healuslol says to matsam:
XD

Princessk492 says:
says the guy who said "better luck next time" to rika

matsam says:
not funny heal

MetroidXPS says:
we have a sense of humor, but soemtimes you have to know where to draw the line.

matsam says:
you bastard

matsam says:
{tongue_smiley}

Healuslol says:
"I almost got raped"

Healuslol says:
Better luck next time!

MetroidXPS says:
{think_smiley}

matsam says:
Metroid, you used to make smiley raping jokes too

matsam says:
{tongue_smiley}

MetroidXPS says:
uh....

MetroidXPS says:
what?

matsam says:
Remember those? {liar_smiley,lol_smiley}

MetroidXPS says:
That's not rape

matsam says:
or maybe

matsam says:
{liar_smiley,cry_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
yea it is, it's noserape

redslime25 says:
Yeah that is called nose-rape, that's why everyone did it

redslime25 says:
Anyone that has ever put those two smileys together, knowingly or not, has made light of rape

Zeefer says:
all right, I think we ought to clean things up here

Zeefer says:
reddy just drop it

redslime25 says:
sharjeel, I can do

redslime25 says:
Whatever the hell I want

Healuslol says:
reddy grow up

Healuslol says:
XD

* Zeefer sheepish look

Zeefer says:
ok, red, you're the boss

redslime25 says:
Plus sharjeel, I only reffered to the jerks as being those who target individuals to try and bring them down.

Princessk492 says:
hahaha

redslime25 says:
Not to everyone

matsam says:
so raping, is it funny or not?

matsam says:
or is it nose-raping only?

Princessk492 says:
funny unless you're being serious

matsam says:
that was so not serious

matsam says:
haha

Princessk492 says:
if you've seriously been raped: not funny

matsam says:
if someone is serious in the SK chat he/she has a problem

Healuslol says to matsam:
only if someone doesn't harbor bad feelings about rape

Princessk492 says:
if you're making fun of it: funny!

matsam says:
You think Tifa had bad feelings about it?

Healuslol says to matsam:
no....

matsam says:
I don't think so...heh

matsam says:
well it was funny then!

Healuslol says to matsam:
eh.

MetroidXPS says:
She's outside by herself....

redslime25 says:
matsam, you need to grow up a little

MetroidXPS says:
Xd

Princessk492 says:
lol

matsam says:
aw c'mon guys

Megalosaro says:
I don't believe in rape

Megalosaro says:
I prefer to call it surprise sex

Healuslol says to Megalosaro:
HAHAHAHA

MetroidXPS says:
It's ok mat

matsam says:
haha

matsam says:
I didn't mean to offence anyone!

Princessk492 says:
come on, we all know matsam is a joking kind of guy

Princessk492 says:
we can't take him seriously

Healuslol says to matsam:
mat...

matsam says:
some of you take things said in here too seriously

Healuslol says to matsam:
{liar_smiley,flush_smiley}

redslime25 says:
It all starts with jokes... next thing you know - someone is getting raped by matsam

matsam says:
I'm just stupid, laugh at me!

Princessk492 says:
lol

Megalosaro says:
Matsam rapes me 7 times a week

matsam says:
...gah!

matsam says:
shush!

Zeefer says:
yet at the same time, serious subjects like this should not be joked about, as they can hit home very much for some people

Healuslol says to Megalosaro:
we all rape you 7 times a week

Megalosaro says:
rather, he has surprise sex with me 7 times a week

Megalosaro says:
I have surprise sex with him twice a week

redslime25 says:
Sarry, just drop it

matsam says:
haha

* Megalosaro rapes redslime

matsam says:
So...much...Sharjeel!

matsam says:
ack!

redslime25 says:
Come on guys

Princessk492 says:
let's change the topic guys xD

matsam says:
uh...No.

matsam says:
XD

MetroidXPS says:
XD

* Healuslol molests Matsam

redslime25 says:
Yeah let's talk music... anyone like the song "Rape Me" by Nirvana ?

MetroidXPS says:
matsam loves my simplistic quote

Healuslol says:
there i changed it from rape to molestation

matsam says:
stop it heal, not in front of the ladies!

Princessk492 says:
matty you know i love you, but you need to stop this xD

MetroidXPS says:
"uh....no"

Princessk492 says:
actually, I like that song red

redslime25 says:
word

matsam says:
you forgot all the <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

Princessk492 says:
lol

* Zeefer flips hair.

The trouble with teasing.

2007-10-18T23:42:00.000-04:00

healuslol says to cloud1991:
so Cloudy said she'd marry me XDD

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
i will kick your a**

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
don't tease me

healuslol says to cloud1991:
she said it XD

cyberninja49 says to:
*tease*

healuslol says to cloud1991:
no lie

Zeefer says:
that's it

Zeefer says:
improper use of **

PrincessK492 says:
lol

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
freaking liar

healuslol says to PrincessK492 (private):
god I love messing with him

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
cloudy wil never marry u

PrincessK492 says to healuslol (private):
lol i know

PrincessK492 says to healuslol (private):
he's so immature

healuslol says to PrincessK492 (private):
although she did say she would XD

PrincessK492 says to healuslol (private):
i know XD

healuslol says to PrincessK492 (private):
we were just messing around

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
nice tease of the night

healuslol says to cloud1991:
Ask Princess

Zeefer says:
this will come to a dramatic scene because.... CLOUDY MUST DECIDE WHO TO MARRY IN 10 DAYS!!

healuslol says to cloud1991:
she knows that cloudy said it

healuslol says to cloud1991:
XD

cloud1991 says to PrincessK492 (private):
is he saying the truth.I bet he bribed u

PrincessK492 says to cloud1991 (private):
no, she actually said yes

cloud1991 says to PrincessK492 (private):
stop lying

cloud1991 says to PrincessK492 (private):
plz dont lie

PrincessK492 says to cloud1991 (private):
i'm really not lying

healuslol says to cloud1991:
she said "of course I'll marry my little balthier wannabe"

cyberninja49 says:
LOL

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
whatever

PrincessK492 says:
hey phantasystar commented:

PrincessK492 says:
"Their just a bunch of jerks trying to start trouble. Like morons that rank everyones submissions at 1 star to try and make theirs look better. I gave the pic a plus. It was a cute pic. "

redslime25 says:
Yo, phantasy star is a **ing idiot

redslime25 says:
I got in an arguement with that jerk on Dante's Casino too

cloud1991 says:
i got in a argument with healy

cyberninja49 says:
oh yeah

cyberninja49 says:
hes an idiot

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
anyone can say they will

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
and not mean it

healuslol says:
XD

healuslol says:
you still on that cloud XD

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
yes.i aint gunna leave till u admit it

matsam says:
admit what?

cyberninja49 says:
yo cloud chill

healuslol says:
XD

cloud1991 says:
i get mad at that

cloud1991 says:
cyber

cyberninja49 says:
what he say?

healuslol says:
I said Cloudy said she'd marry me

healuslol says:
XD

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
no she wont!!!

matsam says:
haha

Zeefer says:
ah, that

matsam says:
she will?

mist says:
what an argument

Zeefer says:
well, she has to marry someone!

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
not him

matsam says:
well, they go well together

matsam says:
{tongue_smiley}

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
out of everyone ou?

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
you

Zeefer says:
if she doesn't get married in the next week, SK will shut down!

cloud1991 says:
i cant take it anymore

PrincessK492 says:
lol

*** cloud1991 quit the room

matsam says:
yeah!

Discourse for the disapproved.

2007-10-17T18:26:00.000-04:00

Angelus says:
know what north america needs more of?

matsam says:
FLs

Angelus says:
no

MetroidXPS says:
Xd

Angelus says:
Goemon

matsam says:
no

matsam says:
FLs

Princessk492 says:
haha

Angelus says:
... they originate from north america you fool

MetroidXPS says:
{think_smiley}

matsam says:
we still need more!

Healuslol says:
I agree

A debate on mockery.

2007-10-16T00:55:00.000-04:00

healuslol says to kainnero:
do you know who wrote that or no?

kainnero says:
oh~~~~! the bitch came back the very next day! thought she was a goner but she just couldnt stay away

kainnero says:
sure knock my sandals off

healuslol says:
but that is reallyweird

healuslol says:
who would mock me but Red or Glowb xD

kainnero says:
lol

kainnero says:
well i have no love for red

kainnero says:
because he's an ass with no real claim

kainnero says:
at least jabba has a claim on english

Sharjeel says:
T___T What are we talking about?

kainnero says:
charlie for being evil in sneaking eb deals XD

Globe199x says:
talking about me??

healuslol says:
well that comment that said "Healuslol" was not Healuslol

kainnero says:
count being snarky

* Globe199x folds hands, leans forward.

kainnero says:
and me for being mighty midget XD

Sharjeel says:
Links?

kainnero says:
red just had no ID

kainnero says
>>

kainnero says:
let alone imagination

healuslol says to Sharjeel:
[Editor's Note: Link removed due to inabropriate content. We have to keep this site family-friendly!!]

kainnero says:
i can just delete it if it wasnt you

healuslol says:
plus IIRC\

kainnero says:
i dont like posers

healuslol says:
Count created the fivesome

Globe199x says:
created the fivesome?

Sharjeel says:
D= Someone made a comment in your name?

healuslol says:
yes

kainnero says:
i'll delete it

kainnero says:
kain dont like coward posers

kainnero says:
who ever did it has no balls

healuslol says:
& I say Interwebs

healuslol says:
not Intranets

healuslol says:
for all I know it coulda been Redslurm being Redslurm

Quote of the night.

2007-10-14T01:13:00.000-04:00

cloud1991 says:
I remember the first time i seen a nice looking girl

cloud1991 says:
i was in no way going to come out of my room

An inside joke moment.

2007-10-13T23:50:00.000-04:00

Angelus says:
http://zip.4chan.org/v/src/1176963518879.jpg

Globe199x says:
just says "4chan.org"

Angelus says:
those who know how to look at it will

Angelus says:
I'm not going to waste my time repeating it every time I post something

Globe199x says:
{shrug_smiley}

On the topic of Toys.

2007-10-12T01:40:00.000-04:00

* cyberninja49 wonders what everyone is doing

Princessk492 says:
probably FLing, like the sick bastards they are

cyberninja49 says:
haha but what about Tifa?

Princessk492 says:
...

cyberninja49 says:
ok dont say it

Princessk492 says:
heheh

Princessk492 says:
the opposite of FL

cyberninja49 says:
didnt really think that one through

And now presenting: "Less Than Three."

2007-10-11T00:13:00.000-04:00

Sharjeel says:
Matty. <3 Hola.

matsam says:
Sharjeel, why did you put a <3 in there...

Sharjeel says:
Because I love you mat, you sexy beast!

cloud1991 says to Sharjeel:
{lol_smiley}

matsam says:
{shocked_smiley}

matsam says:
wow!

mist says:
{shocked_smiley}

PrincessK492 says:
...awkward XD

Sharjeel says:
xD I prefer fawkward.

healuslol says:
Mattyyyyyyy <333333333

cloud1991 says:
XD

healuslol says:
XDDD

PrincessK492 says:
shar just likes your curly hair

Sharjeel says:
Everyone! Do it. It' s the new cool thing!

matsam says:
Am I that sexy tonight?

Sharjeel says:
MAATTTY <33333!

PrincessK492 says:
you brought sexy back, mat

Sharjeel says:
Matt, words cannot describe the emotions I feel when I stare at you. <_<;

matsam says:
yeah!

mist says:
OMG

Sharjeel says:
Is this..love? PLOT TWIST

matsam says:
dah dah DAAAAAAH!

Sharjeel says:
And the audience gasps!

PrincessK492 says:
and then you two gaze lovingly into each others' eyes

healuslol says:
gay lovers forever <3

mist says:
mmm mat and shar

mist says:
now what kind of children this would make

Sharjeel says:
xD

PrincessK492 says:
pretty boys with too much hair

healuslol says:
or something

* healuslol hugs 1991

cloud1991 says:
dont touch me fool

PlatKing says:
i never had any misunderstanding why KS picked you for a mod, because you kiss up on the site and thats all you'll ever do, just like you do on KHInsider, I'm done with arguing here

Sharjeel says:
Can you just shuttup? Your disgusting. We're trying to have fun here.

The trouble with trysts.

2007-10-10T01:42:00.000-04:00

simpleman says:
i wanna date red

Tifa23 says:
......................

Healuslol says:
Quote of the Night

Princessk492 says:
...

simpleman says :
you to tifa

Healuslol says:
Oh noez

simpleman says:
you to healuslol

Healuslol says:
oh gay

simpleman says:
im bi

Healuslol says:
I see XD

Tifa23 says:
i was just going to say swinger

Princessk492 says to Healuslol (private):
he's said things before randomly like "im a transexual" and "i like anal sex"

Healuslol says:
simpleman if you got within 5 feet of Red you'd explode

Tifa23 says:
{liar_smiley,lol_smiley}

Tifa23 says:
{whistle_smiley}

Healuslol says:
PANT EXPLOSION

simpleman says:
it doesnt matter what gender of they look good

Healuslol says:
XD

redslime25 says:
If you want to date me, you better put out on the first night

The trouble with trajection.

2007-10-07T17:52:00.000-04:00

matsam says:
Do you guys find Yoshi sexy?

Smoochiebear says:
sure do... it's the tongue!

PrincessK492 says:
wtf mat? no

globe199x says:
maybe if I were a woman I would

globe199x says:
because of the tongue

MetroidXPS says to matsam:
No...

matsam says:
Just asking

PrincessK492 says:
lol

MetroidXPS says to matsam:
XD

Smoochiebear says:
wait... Mario's Yoshi, right?

matsam says:
yeah

cyberninja49 says:
Yoshi it a jerk

Smoochiebear says:
YES!

globe199x says:
Mario isn't Yoshi... I've seen them both together

PrincessK492 says:
Yoshi is cute and i would ride him, but not like that

globe199x says:
...or HAVE I?

globe199x says:
No, wait, yeah

MetroidXPS says to PrincessK492:
{laugh_smiley}

matsam says:
oh my Princess

Smoochiebear says:
suuuuure...

cyberninja49 says:
hahahahaha

matsam says:
you would not ride him like Mario?

PrincessK492 says:
lol

MetroidXPS says:
{fear_smiley}

matsam says:
then you would...

matsam says:
oh geez

cyberninja49 says:
stay classy

globe199x says:
you could get killed if it was one of the yellow stompy ones and he was on top

globe199x says:
or THRILLED

Quote of the night.

2007-10-06T01:08:00.000-04:00

"I should be asleep but... I'm watching hard gay videos.."
-Zeefer

On the topic of Weather.

2007-10-05T01:37:00.000-04:00

cloudsdream says:
my thing is i am anti-skirt

Globe199x says:
anti skirt! {smile_smiley}

Globe199x says:
for shame

Globe199x says:
ehh, smiley?

Globe199x says:
I don't remember typing that

PrincessK492 says:
lol

Globe199x says:
hm

cloudsdream says:
if i could destroy them id be happy

PrincessK492 says:
i like skirts :/

Globe199x says:
oh, probably I typed colon closed parentheses and then shift-homed to delete

Globe199x says:
but the smiey--- yes... type everything you're thinking, Jon

cloudsdream says:
well i don't XD thats where me and my religion clash

Globe199x says:
I mean globe

Zeefer says to Healuslol (private):
for the love of Robotsk! what is happening?!

cloudsdream says:
i hate skirt

cloudsdream says:
lenght is not even a factor!

Globe199x says:
"hoist those skirts a little higher!"

cloudsdream says:
women are so vulnerable in them XD

Globe199x says:
stay away from vents in the sidewalk

Zeefer says:
long skirts and picking flowers in a field is the best thing ever

PrincessK492 says:
you're only vulnerable if you look like a victim, no matter what you wear

Zeefer says:
I speak from 1st hand experience

Healuslol says to Zeefer (private):
see

Healuslol says to Zeefer (private):
Cloudy hates Skirts

Healuslol says to Zeefer (private):
XD

Zeefer says to Healuslol (private):
skirts are so cool!

Zeefer says to Healuslol (private):
this infuriates me

Zeefer says to Healuslol (private):
Indignation!

Globe199x says:
what if you wear things that do or do not make you look like a victim?

cloudsdream says:
yeah.. but i feel like a victim in them XD

PrincessK492 says:
globe i think your question is answered in my statement lol

cloudsdream says:
but they are so uncomfy

Globe199x says:
you're vulnerable to pro-skub terrorists if you wear an anti-skub t-shirt

PrincessK492 says:
i find them to be pretty comfortable

cloudsdream says:
i don't know... its like wearing a towel XD

PrincessK492 says:
i usually wear shorts or pants though

Zeefer says:
...!

Globe199x says:
you only look vulnerable to bullies if you wear a "Unicorn Power!" t-shirt

Zeefer says:
did someone mention those antiskub bastards?!

PrincessK492 says:
skirts i wear on to nice occassions or if i just feel like it and it's a nice day

PrincessK492 says:
hahah

cloudsdream says:
nice

cloudsdream says:
i don't know

Globe199x says:
someone mentioned the incident where a fight broke out because some pro-skub asshole couldn't keep his meaty fists to himself

cloudsdream says:
im not tomboyish, but im not girly

PrincessK492 says:
lol i suppose i'm pretty girly

cloudsdream says:
i wanna be asexual! then my life would be easy

Zeefer says:
it's best to wear a skirt when there is a stiff breeze

Globe199x says:
oh, well done

Globe199x says:
who ever would have PBFerenced THAT one?

And now presenting: "Fiery Hero Saga."

2007-10-03T01:38:00.000-04:00

Globe199x says:
the only Saga game I care about is Fiery Hero Saga

Zeefer says:
I can't wait for the remake of 3 and the 4th one coming on next gen

Megalosaro says:
What is Fiery Hero Saga?

Globe199x says:
it's a cult hit

Megalosaro says:
LIES

Globe199x says:
...?

Megalosaro says:
there is no such thing

Megalosaro says:
>_>

Globe199x says:
no, check it out:

Globe199x says:
http://tinyurl.com/2t6lxz

Zeefer says:
but I have the original box with floppies for FHS1

A debate on misbehavior.

2007-10-01T01:14:00.000-04:00

Angelus says:
Ugh

matsam says:
you didn't miss you participated

Angelus says:
Drop this bull**, please.

DarkHomer says:
oh ya

DarkHomer says:
THAT thing?

matsam says to Angelus:
don't read it lol

DarkHomer says:
damn wtf

Angelus says:
I'll have to put you on ignore until the thread goes away

Tifa23 says to Angelus:
lmao

matsam says:
You could just click that little "X" in the corner of the chat window too

Angelus says:
Honestly, I'd rather not have to

Angelus says:
Ok, cya in a week or so

*** Angelus lost connection, left the room

An inside joke moment.

2007-09-30T17:34:00.000-04:00

Editor's note:
Sorry guys, we had to have Zenithian in this one for the sheer comedy of this entry. We'll try not to let it happen again.

PrincessK492 says:
aww, heal must not be a fan of BPS

Tifa23 says:
nahh

PrincessK492 says:
even though he started it

Zenithian says:
BPS?

Tifa23 says:
i teased him a lot last night

PrincessK492 says:
Battle Programmer Shirase

* Zenithian is not down with the acronyms

Zenithian says:
Thanks, PK

Discourse for the discarded.

2007-09-30T00:20:00.000-04:00

jcneg says:
oh man that dude need a chill pill or something

redslime25 says:
yeah that redslime25 right?

redslime25 says:
totally needs to lay off

jcneg says:
i've read it 3 time and it still dosen't make sense

Zeefer says:
redslime is such a basterd

PrincessK492 says:
lol

redslime25 says:
dude probably hasn't been laid in years

Zeefer says to:
heh

PrincessK492 says:
maybe that's why he's so angry

Megalosaro says:
He probably hasn't been laid EVER

redslime25 says:
Woah hey Saro, be easy on the guy

A debate on material.

2007-09-27T17:31:00.000-04:00

Disclaimer: Several editors of this blog were opposed to the posting of this entry because of the mere mention of the name of the Slimeknights moderator Zenithian would bring down the classiness of our months of work. It is this author's guarantee that we believe in the out most quality of comedy and classiness. We will continue to deliver on that promise. So that being said; reader discretion is advised. If you have any comments or questions, there will be a email address at the end of the post to contact me directly. Your friend, RedSlime.

redslime25 says:
that's pretty balless kain, if you can't play a sport, be one

dargondarkfire says:
you know red... what you just said made no sense whatso ever

redslime25 says:
you know dargon, who are you?

redslime25 says:
are you new here?

dargondarkfire says:
..........

matsam says:
yeah, who are you?

torgo says:
come on though

torgo says:
Redlimp and PK both don't have balls

dargondarkfire says:
i'm dargon, devourer of you

matsam says:
Zenithian should come in here

torgo says:
It fits!

kainnero says:
uh

kainnero says:
princessk has a reason not to have balls!

redslime25 says:
Is the word 'dargon' slang for the male penis? Cause if so I don't want to be involved in anything you do to me

torgo says:
true, but still she could be red {tongue_smiley}

redslime25 says:
sorry torgo, I'm really red, all dudes tonight

*** Welcome to Slime Knights Chat, Zenithian

dargondarkfire says:
my name does not mean a males genitals

redslime25 says:
dude, why are you talkng about males genitals? that's gross

Zenithian says:
redslime, what are you up to? I thought you had quit SK...

redslime25 says:
Hey ... Zenithian? Who are you?

Zenithian says:
Someone who's been here longer than any of you.

Zenithian says:
You should know who I am.

kainnero says:
lol

redslime25 says:
Sorry doesn't ring a bell

dargondarkfire says:
he should know who i am to but he doesn't

kainnero says:
red hit his head on the way out

Zenithian says:
Maybe this will help?

*** redslime25 was kicked out by Zenithian

dargondarkfire says:
you know

Zenithian says:
Torgo, do you have the chat log of this?

kainnero says:
LOL

matsam says:
wasn't that a bit harsh?

kainnero says:
well

dargondarkfire says:
it feels stangely fuffilling that zen kicked him

kainnero says:
there was a few jokes i wanted to toss at him

kainnero says:
but oh well

kainnero says:
he'll be back

kainnero says:
he ran out of material

Zenithian says:
You'll get your chance maybe, kainny...that was just a 15 minute kick.

kainnero says:
and princessk isnt here to get chat logs for him

dargondarkfire says:
thought a kick was 10 minutes

Zenithian says:
It's 15 minutes.

kainnero says:
let's wait and see if he comes back

PlatKing says to Zenithian:
i did not see you boot red did i? {tongue_smiley}

dargondarkfire says:
still it feels like an acomplishment that zen kicked him lol

Zenithian says:
I had already seen enough to know he was up to no good, especially since he supposedly hates SK.

kainnero says:
but he still comes back

kainnero says:
he just hates it because supposedly we're not entertaining enough

kainnero says:
i mean us not entertaining?

kainnero says:
excuse us

kainnero says:
if he wants entertainment, he should pay for it

Zenithian says:
That's right, dd...that's all I needed to kick him, was for repeated harassment.

Zenithian says:
He's been around long enough to know the rules...I don't need to warn him, that's my option to do so.

healuslol says to Zenithian:
that's what Red does >.<

Zenithian says:
:(

Zenithian says:
Well now Red also gets his head bashed in with my ban hammer(TM), heal {laugh_smiley}

Zenithian says:
Actually, he needs someone to break their foot off in his ass

Discourse for the developing.

2007-09-26T02:40:00.000-04:00

cloudsdream says:
cloud is very sad

oscarow says:
why?

cyberninja49 says:
poor cloud

* cyberninja49 hugs cloud

cloudsdream says:
cause no one has tucked me in for about 3 days!!

cloudsdream says:
he went off on vacation to kansas!!!

oscarow says:
......

CountSlime says:
i tucked your mom last night

cloudsdream says:
hehehe

* cyberninja49 tucks cloud in

oscarow says:
oh!!!

Quote of the night.

2007-09-25T01:32:00.000-04:00

"I spent a year and a half on SK and all I got is this lousey DQ8 shirt, cell phone cleaner, cardboard display standee and time knocked off my life I can never get back"
-redslime25

On the topic of Slavery.

2007-09-24T01:39:00.000-04:00

*** Welcome to Slime Knights Chat , Sharjeel !

Sharjeel says:
idle chat

Sharjeel says :
fun

matsam says:
yes

matsam says:
fun!

Tifa23 says:
very fun

matsam says:
We're all having fun in the idle party ^^

Sharjeel says:
;_;

* Tifa23 throws a streamer

Sharjeel says:
Wait one second

Sharjeel says:
why wasnt I invited?

Tifa23 says:
b/c we were wanting for you

Tifa23 says:
surprise idle party {tongue_smiley}

matsam says:
waiting*

Tifa23 says:
yeah

Tifa23 says:
waiting lol

PrincessK492 says:
hey matsam, your boyfriend shar's here!

Sharjeel says:
OMG <3 I FEEL SO HONORED

matsam says:
I thought you said "b/c we were wanting you"

PrincessK492 says:
haha

Tifa23 says:
lmao

Sharjeel says:
you guys are so sweet ^_^

Sharjeel says:
and smooches for my lover mat

matsam says:
{flush_smiley}

MetroidXPS says:
{fear_smiley}

Sharjeel says:
SMOOCHES FOR METROID TOO

MetroidXPS says:
welcome back gals

MetroidXPS says to:
{flush_smiley}

Sharjeel says to:
No smooches for Princess, I hear she reads

Tifa23 says:
lol

PrincessK492 says:
tee hee, there's reading involved in a chatroom and forum

* matsam plays with curls

Sharjeel says:
dont lie to me

matsam says:
huh?

Sharjeel says:
DONT TEASTE ME MATTY

Sharjeel says:
tease*

Sharjeel says:
<_<;

matsam says:
teehee

Tifa23 says to:
haha

PrincessK492 says:
I thought you said taste hahaha

Tifa23 says:
same here

Sharjeel says::
>_<; NO NOT APPROPRIATE

Sharjeel says:
darn my typos

Sharjeel says:
they always end up something innapropriate

Sharjeel says:
like one time, i was like, im gonna buy some boobs

Sharjeel says:
and i meant books!

Tifa23 says:
my typo's are better {tongue_smiley}

Sharjeel says:
x_x;

matsam says:
buy some boobs?

matsam says:
wow!

matsam says:
A pretty boy with a boob job!

Sharjeel says:
yes, just for you

PrincessK492 says:
shar, you want implants?

Sharjeel says:
I SAID I MEANT BOOKS

Sharjeel says:
which i dont read

Sharjeel says:
cuz reading is for loosers like princess <_<

Sharjeel says:
i have my slave read for me

Sharjeel says:
outsourced from asia. <3 high quality

matsam says:
...Who is your slave?

PrincessK492 says:
you, matsam

Sharjeel says:
mattys asian?

PrincessK492 says:
umm he is now!

matsam says:
That would be Kain?

matsam says:
I don't really see Kain as a slave...lol

PrincessK492 says:
kain's asian?

matsam says:
yes

MetroidXPS says:
Kainy is the slavedriver. {tongue_smiley}

matsam says:
And I'm not asian, I'm half-acadian though!

Sharjeel says:
kains a girl though

matsam says:
Is it really important what gender slaves are?

matsam says:
Unless they are sex slaves!

Sharjeel says:
yes

Sharjeel says:
Well hes both >_<

matsam says:
haha

PrincessK492 says:
hahaha

Sharjeel says:
it depends on how I'm feeling

Sharjeel says:
i have a backup just in case

matsam says:
I don't want to be a slave! I want to be loved in a tender way...

PrincessK492 says:
you like it nice and slow, huh?

Sharjeel says:
i am tender to my slaves T_T;

matsam says:
All night long!

Sharjeel says:
we pretty boys dont play rough!

Sharjeel says:
we would mess up our makeup! T_T;

The trouble with tantrums.

2007-09-24T00:45:00.000-04:00

Princessk492 says:
you know what? ** you

Princessk492 says:
all of you sexist bastards

*** Princessk492 quit the room

Globe199x says:
"I'm a female! I have a high voice..."

Globe199x says:
"I have reproductive organs inside of me and I go shopping."

cyberninja49 says:
uh-oh

slib says:
I feel bad, now...

cyberninja49 says:
guys not cool

ckenda1 says:
hey globe.. get lost

ckenda1 says:
and grow up

cyberninja49 says:
man i feel terrible

Zeefer says:
hahaha

Globe199x says:
{lol_smiley}

Zeefer says:
guess she's got some cooking to do

Quote of the night.

2007-09-23T00:43:00.000-04:00

"when you see someone abused, pretend like it never happened"
-Countslime

The trouble with terminological inexactitudes.

2007-09-22T00:57:00.000-04:00

DracoLord2 says:
whew, im burned out from idling so long

Zeefer says:
Go suck a lemon.

Zeefer says:
whoa, sorry, my auto-response went on it's own there

DracoLord2 says:
im sure...

DracoLord2 says:
wait a sec...there is no auto response

DracoLord2 says:
that was actual disdain

Zeefer says:
Sorry, I'm blasted.

DracoLord2 says:
ah, im sorry to hear that

Zeefer says:
whoops...! there is goes again! telling other people things about me that should be private! very naughty auto-response

DracoLord2 says:
hmm, i guess being an alcoholic is pretty rough

Zeefer says:
No doubt about it!

Zeefer says:
i mean, I'm not an alcoholic! I swear!

Zeefer says:
damn you, auto-response

Zeefer says:
I curse the day you were created and made operational

Zeefer says:
I have no choice!

Zeefer says:
like hell you do, auto-response!

Zeefer says:
Exactly.

Zeefer says:
then why don't you try to make the right choice? care about others?

Zeefer says:
Never heard of it!

Zeefer says:
you don't know what's right? you don't have a soul?

Zeefer says:
Believe it or not!

DracoLord2 says:
my god zeefer, get a hold of yourself

Zeefer says:
i thought i had found someone who truly cared though, someone that would listen to my toughts and feelings... someone to cry with when i'm sad...

Zeefer says:
Come to the point!

Zeefer says:
i thought you were something more, auto-response!

Zeefer says:
Better luck next time!

DracoLord2 says:
maybe you should have read into the name a little more

Zeefer says:
i can't just deny someone a chance because of their name. if their parent named them this, because their parent hated them so much, i should show compassion...

Zeefer says:
Exactly.

Zeefer says:
auto-response..? you understand? you truly do?

Zeefer says:
cross my heart!

Zeefer says:
oh, auto-response! you've made me so happy!

DracoLord2 says:
well, im glad everything turned out okay

DracoLord2 says:
and sanity has been safely dispatched

Zeefer says:
see? when you really try, and believe, a friend can be made, through all opposition

Zeefer says:
Thank you.

Zeefer says:
no, thank YOU, auto-response

Zeefer says:
you've taught me to love again

Zeefer says:
Don't let me down!

Zeefer says:
nothing could get between me and my #1, auto-response

DracoLord2 says:
yeah, impersonal and cheesy statements are better friends than any person

Zeefer says:
hey, shut up! what are you anyway? some kind of robot?

DracoLord2 says:
no, just sleep deprived in some way

DracoLord2 says:
nothing really makes any sense at all

Zeefer says:
hey, if you want something that doesn't really make any sense, look over there are countslime

And now presenting: "Christy Wheats."

2007-09-18T00:54:00.000-04:00

Globe199x says:
remember when Hitler tried to crucify Jesus again, but then God burst through the window to save him?

Globe199x says:
http://www.superdickery.com/propaganda/67.html

Zeefer says:
I thought jesus was god

Globe199x says:
apparently not

Zeefer says:
jesus is like how mixing a peach and a plum would go

Globe199x says:
explain

Zeefer says:
I want to eat the result of that mixture

Globe199x says:
you want to eat Jesus?

Globe199x says:
there might just be a sacrament for that

Zeefer says:
isn't that the purpose of going to church?

Zeefer says:
they even say it out loud

Globe199x says:
"Eat me in memory of me, for I am made of crackers."?

Globe199x says:
(Luke 1:99)

Zeefer says:
it's a bit like hard tack, which is why you should dip it in the blood

Globe199x says:
"Lord's a little stale today."

Globe199x says:
I'll bet they could market it if they had a good slogan

Globe199x says:
I'll ask the internet for help

Globe199x says:
"Gonna Be a While? Grab a Christ."

Zeefer says:
can't stop eating 'em

Globe199x says:
betcha can't eat just one

Globe199x says:
"Gee, Your NuvaRing Smells Terrific."

Globe199x says:
Hulk Hogan: "Snap into a Christ!!!"

Zeefer says:
Christy Wheats, Christy Wheats can't be beat
They're the creamy hot cereal with a Christy treat
to be big and strong have lots of fun!
eat Christy Wheats everyone!

Zeefer says:
I just remembered my favorite cereal

Globe199x says:
haha, but if you're going to talk about Eucharist cereal

Globe199x says:
you can't not mention Christ Chex

Globe199x says:
"A Miracle in Every Box"

Zeefer says:
heheh

A debate on minorities.

2007-09-15T01:17:00.000-04:00

Globe199x says:
real humor comes from making only 1% of the people laugh

cyberninja49 says:
UMMM it does

cyberninja49 says:
so am i the 1% ?

Globe199x says:
No. Go suck a lemon.

* cyberninja49 sucks a lemon, ewww sour

Zeefer says:
...what the hell was that? what were you thinking?

Zeefer says:
why would you say that?

cyberninja49 says:
Well because I was told to suck a lemon so y no ?

cyberninja49 says:
*not

Zeefer says:
No. You are wrong. Go sit in a corner and cry to yourself. Bill collector.

Quote of the night.

2007-09-14T01:49:00.000-04:00

sandprince11 says:
canada can burn in hell

sandprince11 says:
with hitler

Discourse for the dimwitted.

2007-09-13T00:15:00.000-04:00

cloudsdream says:
well im annoyed at your heal-mat-tifa team

cloudsdream says:
thanks heaven i got my people and hason my general has come back

cloudsdream says:
oh its nothing against you matty

cloudsdream says:
its against heal XD and tifa

cloudsdream says:
and the neo-chaters

matsam says:
neo...you calling me a newbie?

matsam says:
lol

MetroidXPS says:
XD

cloudsdream says:
in my chat, yes

matsam says:
aw...

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
cloudy grow the f uck up

matsam says:
ouch

cloudsdream says:
i am grown up XD

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
you sure don't act it

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
or talk like it

cloudsdream says:
and tifa watch your mouth

cloudsdream says:
its not nice

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
and either are you

* matsam backs up slowly...

cloudsdream says:
tifa you don't know me that long, im obviously playing

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
i don't care if your playing or not

* healuslol sits back & watches the pain

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
your are being way to damn immature for any respect from me

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
and it's sickening

cloudsdream says:
what did i do?

cloudsdream says:
i've been like this since the chat first started

cloudsdream says:
sheesh

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
yeah...a 10 year old

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
you are 20 time to act like it

cloudsdream says:
i was confused for a 10 year old, so im not insulted

cloudsdream says:
i don't want to

cloudsdream says:
im tired of being responsible and mature

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
you have never been mature

cloudsdream says:
i got to much things to cry and worry about

healuslol says to cloudsdream:
you complain about not having friends

healuslol says to cloudsdream:
but you act like a damn child

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
and you think the rest of us don't

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
any another sign you are beyond pathetic

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
and not worth the time to even talk to

cloudsdream says:
okay

healuslol says to cloudsdream:
I'm only saying you act like a damn child because at 20 you still let "mommy" & "daddy" push you around

cloudsdream says:
well thats how i was raised

healuslol says to cloudsdream:
"lets give mommy & daddy all my money!"

MetroidXPS says to Tifa23:
.....

cloudsdream says:
if i don't do that then we could have filed bankcruptcy

healuslol says to cloudsdream:
so?

healuslol says to cloudsdream:
MOVE THE ** OUT

cloudsdream says:
i live with them

cloudsdream says:
where?

cloudsdream says:
i love them

healuslol says to cloudsdream:
get your own damn apartment

cloudsdream says:
and i devout my life to them until i get married

healuslol says to cloudsdream:
.... that really isn't going to help that gettingt married thing AT ALL

MetroidXPS says to healuslol:
Heal shut up

cloudsdream says:
no

cloudsdream says:
lets just all calm down

cloudsdream says:
im sorry

Tifa23 says:
pffft...kind of late to be sorry now

Tifa23 says:
after you just piss everyone off for the last time

healuslol says to MetroidXPS:
I wasn't even being mean

cloudsdream says:
oh tifa im not sorry at you atall

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
{rolleye_smiley}

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
oh yeah i forgot

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
heal "loves" me

cloudsdream says:
i don't care about him like that

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
bull

cloudsdream says:
not anymore

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
exactly

healuslol says:
this is too crazy even for me

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
omg...i have to hate tifa b/c other guys talk to her here

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
you have the mentality of a child

cloudsdream says:
well of course not and you know whats worse

cloudsdream says:
that im childish and you are therefore arguing with a child

cloudsdream says:
now that is stupid and even more childish

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
no...i'm telling off an idiot 20 year old

cloudsdream says:
ha

A debate on masculinity.

2007-09-11T22:20:00.000-04:00

Zeefer says:
I know I'm hungry when my body wakes itself up from sleep at night

countslime says:
oranges are tasty.

Globe199x says:
oranges have good flavor, but they're too much trouble

Globe199x says:
and I don't just mean because of the peel

Globe199x says:
I mean they have bitter parts and seeds and crummy parts

Globe199x says:
bleh

Globe199x says:
bananas are a good fruit, because they're easy to eat

Globe199x says:
pineapples are the best because they're delicious and not often served in any way other than simple to eat

Zeefer says:
pineapples kick ass!

Globe199x says:
hear hear

Globe199x says:
grapes are best frozen and/or peeled

Zeefer says:
whoa... I feel the same way...

Globe199x says:
let's get married

Zeefer says:
whoa, hold on now globy, I'm just not ready for that kind of a commitment!

Globe199x says:
I'm sorry, I don't talk about fruit that much

countslime says:
store oranges aren't real oranges

Zeefer says:
by fruit you meant your self

Globe199x says:
are you calling me a fruit? just because I asked you to marry me?

Zeefer says:
no, I meant you have emotional problems because you dont get many chances to talk about your true feelings... about ...fruit...?

Globe199x says:
oh

Globe199x says:
that must be it, then

Zeefer says:
I just was doing a substitution of fruit to self, and no secret subtext!

Zeefer says:
none at all!

Globe199x says:
of course, of course

Zeefer says:
I'm glad we understand

Globe199x says:
I'm the one with issues

Globe199x says:
me

The trouble with titles.

2007-09-09T01:26:00.000-04:00

Angelus says:
this needs to be irc

Healuslol says:
why?

Angelus says:
that way there's no bitching about people being idle

Angelus says:
people are expected to idle on irc

Globe199x says:
Angelus, what's your favorite irc client?

Globe199x says:
I think you should take a look at this one; it might be perfect for you:

Globe199x says:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Fingers_and_thumb_in_circle_downward_motion.jpg

Quote of the night.

2007-09-06T01:11:00.000-04:00

"i always call raspberries rapesberries."
-Countslime

And now presenting: "Cola Acuminata Matata."

2007-09-04T23:38:00.000-04:00

CountSlime says:
the moon to me looks like a negative image of the hole in my heart left when they discontinued Crystal Pepsi.

cloudsdream says:
crystal pepsi?

rpggamer79 says:
Oh I actually loved Crystal Pepsi......

Globe199x says:
if you loved it so much

Globe199x says:
why didn't you marry it?

rpggamer79 says:
I tried....I was denied....I was not 18 yet....

Globe199x says:
tragic

rpggamer79 says:
stupid IL laws.....

CountSlime says:
remember when pee wee married the bowl of fruit salad?

Zeefer says:
people like you should be locked away!

Zeefer says:
your feelings are ugly and wrong

cloudsdream says:
but doc.. you are one of those people

cloudsdream says:
can i lock you up ? ^_^

Zeefer says:
hey, I keep them to myself, except when I must broadcast

rpggamer79 says:
If loving Crystal Pepsi is wrong...I don't wanna be right.......

cloudsdream says:
i hope your wife reads that

CountSlime says:
{no_smiley}

Zeefer says:
you and your "feelings". when will you people learn?

Zeefer says:
I ought to turn the world to glass

A debate on maternity.

2007-08-26T21:46:00.000-04:00

kainnero says:
i have pictures of globe199x making out with rpggamer79!

rpggamer79 says:
What!

Globe199x says:
you don't have those pictures

Zeefer says:
You bastard!

Globe199x says:
I mean

Globe199x says:
any such pictures

rpggamer79 says:
lol

Zeefer says:
I thought we were going to have a dilemma together!

rpggamer79 says:
No more backpack rides for you Kain!

Globe199x says:
Zeefer, I'm pregnant again

*** Welcome to Slime Knights Chat , dargondarkfire !

Zeefer says:
I don't know just how to feel just now...

rpggamer79 says:
hello!

Globe199x says:
and either you or rpggamer is the father

razel says:
yo

Globe199x says:
Greetings

*** Welcome to Slime Knights Chat , oscarow !

razel says:
what? Oo

Zeefer says:
he went and did IT with someone while I wasn't looking

kainnero says:
zeefer, you can use these pictures for your divorce of globe199x

Zeefer says:
I thought we would do it together.... boohoohoo

dargondarkfire says:
is globe male?

Zeefer says:
can we just do IT one last time?

rpggamer79 says:
I am gonna demand a paternity test.......

Globe199x says:
I'm not going to raise any screaming Zeeflets

kainnero says:
[takes pictures of zeefer crying] wow this is great tabloid stuff

Zeefer says:
ready?

Zeefer says:
let's go!

Zeefer says:
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man

kainnero says:
lol

Globe199x says:
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man!

rpggamer79 says:
{bye_smiley}

razel says:
i g2g

kainnero says:
LOL

Zeefer says:
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man!!

kainnero says:
bye razel

Globe199x says:
ahhh... a little slow, a little slow

razel says:
bb

Globe199x says:
bye

Zeefer says:
you guys are in the way of love!

Archduke Redinald Slimefordshire XXV's Words of Wisdom.

2007-08-24T19:31:00.000-04:00

redslime25 says:
Beer goggles are not true, I don't care what anyone says, it's more of a factor like you are just overwhelmingly horney lol!

cyberninja49 says:
didnt see that one coming

redslime25 says:
True comes out when redslime has been drinking

redslime25 says:
Truth!

Storytelling time.

2007-08-17T21:45:00.000-04:00

*** Welcome to Slime Knights Chat , ShinnobiCody !

ShinnobiCody says:
spunds like darkhomer has some issues

ShinnobiCody says:
antbody here

sirdragoon says:
nobody here

ShinnobiCody says:
ok

ShinnobiCody says:
2 weeks and 6 das

ShinnobiCody says:
i cant wait

ShinnobiCody says:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ShinnobiCody says:
quess wat!

ShinnobiCody says:
im getting married!

clankjak says:
that's awesome!

ShinnobiCody says:
i know

torgo says:
how old are you again? {tongue_smiley}

ShinnobiCody says:
18 marridge age

torgo says:
oh yeah it is

ShinnobiCody says:
is that sarcatic

torgo says:
naw

torgo says:
it is a fact

ShinnobiCody says:
i know

ShinnobiCody says:
we have a nice house picked out

clankjak says:
big house? apartment?

ShinnobiCody says:
and with my job i could pay for it

ShinnobiCody says:
house

ShinnobiCody says:
3 stories not basement

torgo says:
you make a lot of money at 18?

ShinnobiCody says:
yup

ShinnobiCody says:
i am a game rater

ShinnobiCody says:
it pays good

torgo says:
ESRB?

ShinnobiCody says:
yup

ShinnobiCody says:
i am playing a game on naruto-kun

ShinnobiCody says:
battle arena

ShinnobiCody says:
its kinda fun doing my job

ShinnobiCody says:
they send me games and i play them

ShinnobiCody says:
give my opinoin in written form and send it in

ShinnobiCody says:
but it is a lot harder than that

sirdragoon says:
how so?

ShinnobiCody says:
huh?

ShinnobiCody says:
oh

torgo says to sirdragoon:
some parts of games aren't FMV :o

ShinnobiCody says:
well ur given a set amount of time to finish the game

ShinnobiCody says:
then u have to write a report about 1-2000 words

ShinnobiCody says:
somtimes

ShinnobiCody says:
longer somtimes shorter

sirdragoon says:
interesting. How many games do they have you rate say in a month's time? I'm sure it probably gets busy 4-5 months before Christmas (probably right
now I'd imagine)

ShinnobiCody says:
normally 2-3 months before christmas

ShinnobiCody says:
but i do get to play games before everyone else

Tifa23 says:
i see it is story telling time

ShinnobiCody says:
wtf

ShinnobiCody says:
u

ShinnobiCody says:
wats wrong with u anyway

Tifa23 says:
did i hit a nerve?

ShinnobiCody says:
no not really

ShinnobiCody says:
i doubt u can even aim

Tifa23 says:
haha

Tifa23 says:
someone is pretty defensive

ShinnobiCody says:
the more defensive i am the more recklessly i can attack

Tifa23 says:
heh, and you were saying darkhomer has problems

ShinnobiCody says:
just people problems

Tifa23 says:
the only one that seems to have issues is you

ShinnobiCody says:
u couldnt last 3 minutes in my house

Tifa23 says:
your point is?

Tifa23 says:
your whole family is a bunch of psychos?

ShinnobiCody says:
that the one thing people seems to miss is the one thing that alwas gets the worst part of the deal when really it couldve been very easily avoided

ShinnobiCody says:
there i made 3 points whenu only made one

ShinnobiCody says:
well

ShinnobiCody says:
did i confuse ur insignificent mind

Tifa23 says:
i thought it was clear i was done talking to you...i not in the mood to talk with someone who is clearly mentally unstable

ShinnobiCody says:
so if im mentally unstable....wat does that makeu

Tifa23 says:
learn how to type

ShinnobiCody says:
exactly my point

*** ShinnobiCody lost connection, left the room

clankjak says:
No comment.

Tifa23 says:
just some crazy emo girl

The trouble with trifling.

2007-08-15T21:20:00.000-04:00

sandprince11 says:
action adventure here...i dont even like dragon quest one bit.

PrincessK492 says:
wait, why are you at a Dragon Quest forum if you don't even like it?

sandprince11 says:
OH GOD, pk, go away..

PrincessK492 says:
oH noes! It's PK!

sandprince11 says:
(she doesnt like me)...

PrincessK492 says:
I was asking you a serious question, and I have nothing against you

An inside joke moment.

2007-08-14T22:19:00.001-04:00

Healuslol says:
ha one of my friends reserved EO because they want a FF like RPG for the DS

Healuslol says:
I was like "...................."

Angelus says:
wtfux

Angelus says:
is FFIII DS not "FF-like" for your friend?

Healuslol says:
I was like.....

Healuslol says:
"dude Wizardry"

Angelus says:
I want to get that wizardry game that atlus published out here

Angelus says:
I'm hearing good things about it

Globe199x says:
"Dude Wizardry"

Globe199x says:
Abracadabrrrraahhhhh

On the topic of Experience.

2007-08-13T22:03:00.000-04:00

Smoochiebear says:
apparently, nobody else wants to add their expertise

Smoochiebear says:
ahh well

torgo says:
they are just watching us {fear_smiley}

Smoochiebear says:
LoL@Met {tongue_smiley}

torgo says:
wha

torgo says:
met cybered ya?

Smoochiebear says:
no

Smoochiebear says:
I was refering to the fact that he's "the watcher"

torgo says:
aaah

Smoochiebear says:
he always talks about liking to watch {tongue_smiley}

torgo says:
wha he isn't as good "doing", eh?

Smoochiebear says:
he's too busy watching to find out {tongue_smiley}

PlatKing says to Smoochiebear:
here comes the gutter {tongue_smiley}

torgo says:
hehe

Smoochiebear says:
uh huh {laugh_smiley}

Smoochiebear says:
what? you didn't get that from my self-love comment? {tongue_smiley}

Smoochiebear says:
Platty, you disappoint me {tongue_smiley}

torgo says:
awww

torgo says:
poor guy {tongue_smiley}

torgo says:
actually that's why I don't watch pr0n... why watch amateurs when I know I can do much better? {laugh_smiley}

Smoochiebear says:
because you can point and laugh? {tongue_smiley}

PlatKing says to torgo:
damn right dude

torgo says:
well I don't wanna see a guy naked either

torgo says to PlatKing:
hehee

torgo says to PlatKing:
yup

PlatKing says to torgo:
i cybered a woman for kicks once who was very experienced and she was like WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PlatKing says to torgo:
she said i knew what women want

The trouble with triggers.

2007-08-12T11:02:00.000-04:00

MegaloSaro says:
"Robo was a robot who loved Chrono. One day they got married and had children and it was sexy. The end."

kainnero says:
LOL

Globe199x says:
hGGG!!!

*Globe199x ejaculates

Globe199x says:
oh my god

Globe199x says:
I am so sorry

kainnero says:
globe199x you are disgusting

Zeefer says:
clean up your keyboard

Globe199x says:
I don't know what came over me

Globe199x says:
so to speak

And now presenting: "A Sordid Online Dating Story."

2007-08-11T12:05:00.000-04:00

redslime25 says:
ok I have a sordid online dating story

redslime25 says:
gather round

PrincessK492 says:
YES!

* PrincessK492 grabs popcorn

redslime25 says:
I am painted a villian in this one though, I will not sugar coat my meaness

PrincessK492 says:
haha those are always the best

PrincessK492 says:
feel free to exaggerate

redslime25 says:
So my friend started up this website for my school, which was basically the university's name dating dot com

redslime25 says:
He told me he'd give me a free account, so I thought, hey what the heck

redslime25 says:
What do I have to lose?

Globe199x says:
hehe

PrincessK492 says:
answer: dignity and pride

redslime25 says:
So I went on a few dates all of which were with very strange women

redslime25 says:
One told me of her pet "hamster" that she found near Lake Erie that apparenly is only 2 inches long and has red eyes

redslime25 says:
Went into detail about the training method of her two dogs "Ruff" and "Tuff" for nearly an hour

redslime25 says:
I went on a date with a girl whos passion was doing Caribou surveying in northern Ontario... there is a lot to know about that

redslime25 says:
To make a very long story short, I was very sick of meeting these girls online

redslime25 says:
There was one more girl in my inbox asking to meet for coffee, she had no picture though, but I thought... hey, it's the end of the year, I might as well give it a shot

PrincessK492 says:
uh-oh no picture is a bad sign

redslime25 says:
So I went and met her at the coffee shop at my school and to understand my horror...

Globe199x says:
I'm optimistic

redslime25 says:
I knew who this girl was, I met her before, and she is a very.. very.. boring person.. very boring

redslime25 says:
She didn't reconize me though, and so with students going to and fro and I knew I did not want to sit and have coffee with her

Globe199x says:
you're such an asshole for what you're about to tell us you did

redslime25 says:
So the coffee shop is beside the library, and I said "Hey very
awesome to meet you, and I feel really bad, but I actually have this project I need to work on"

PrincessK492 says:
hehe

redslime25 says:
"I need to do some research, it's very last minute"

redslime25 says:
She starts crying

redslime25 says:
I'm like... oh **... cause I mean this is a HIGHLY populated area with students being one of the only coffee shops

Globe199x says:
boring people have feelings too

PrincessK492 says:
haha

Globe199x says:
we just don't want to hear about them

redslime25 says:
Small school, someone is bound to recognize me and see me talking to this girl that is crying now

Globe199x says:
did you run?

PrincessK492 says:
is there a bee in here somewhere?

redslime25 says:
No I instantly think she knows I'm lying to her

redslime25 says:
Caught red handed

Globe199x says:
"last minute research"

redslime25 says:
She says she's crying cause she's "really nervous about meeting people"

Globe199x says:
but it's really because you rejected her

redslime25 says:
I'm still looking around making sure nobody I know is around

Globe199x says:
it's good that you had your priorities straight

Globe199x says:
you dick

PrincessK492 says:
lol

redslime25 says:
So I tell her "It's alright" and other bull**, like we can do this later and such

redslime25 says:
Hey that's not nice Globe

redslime25 says:
Assholes have feelings too you know

Globe199x says:
talk to the hug

redslime25 says:
So I go into the library, chat with a few people I knew, then I head downstairs and go out a different exit and hop on the bus and head to my house

redslime25 says:
Safe.

redslime25 says:
Then

Angelus says:
you want asshole, you read http://www.tuckermax.com/

redslime25 says:
As I am chatting online and not doing research I get an e-mail in my MSN inbox

Globe199x says:
you want asshole, go to [insert ass-fetish porn site]

redslime25 says:
It reads along the lines "Hey I was wondering if you were finished doing work, I'm still here at the coffee place if you want to take a break"

redslime25 says:
It's been like... a whole 2 hours

PrincessK492 says:
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Globe199x says:
yikes

Globe199x says:
you didn't reply, did you?

PrincessK492 says:
that's just...sad

redslime25 says:
~ The End

Quote of the night.

2007-07-19T23:42:00.000-04:00

Angelus says:
most women need a good punch to the throat

Angelus says:
with a fist

Artwork corner.

2007-07-18T17:20:00.001-04:00

This Comic Did What It Intended To. That Is, Capture The Situation In Which A Certain Person Makes A Sudden Remark Of What He Once Loved.

The trouble with tardiness.

2007-07-13T16:43:00.000-04:00

Megalosaro says:
what is a Zipper Mask?

Angelus says:
a nomura creation that hasn't come out yet

cyberninja49 says to Megalosaro:
Where did you see a zipper mask?

Megalosaro says:
zeefer's blog

cyberninja49 says:
lol

Globe199x says:
it's like a FL, but for your face

Megalosaro says:
o i c

Princessk492 says:
haha

Globe199x says:
and it has a zipper

Angelus says:
so you can fap your face?

cyberninja49 says:
its similar to a gimp mask

cyberninja49 says:
which is disturbing

Healuslol says to Angelus:
yes, you can fap your face

Healuslol says to Angelus:
try it XD

Globe199x says:
disturbing, or INFINITELY TITILLATING?

cyberninja49 says:
ok dont look up zipper mask on google

Princessk492 says:
hahahhhaa

Princessk492 says:
bad images, huh?

cyberninja49 says:
im scared now

cyberninja49 says:
i betcha all of you are doing it tho

Angelus says:
haha

Princessk492 says:
I'm not "doing it" I'm chatting

Angelus says to cyberninja49:
fapping?

cyberninja49 says:
oh you are just hilarious

Healuslol says to cyberninja49:
S&M

cyberninja49 says:
STFU!

Globe199x *zzzzzip*

Princessk492 says:
hahaha

Healuslol says:
PK loves S&M

Angelus says:
dominant or submissive?

cyberninja49 says:
HAHAHA

Princessk492 says:
ZOMG! HOW DID YOU KNOW!!?

Healuslol says:
I mean she does have $400 hooker boots XD

Angelus says:
ah true

Globe199x says:
are hooker boots expensive?

Princessk492 says to Healuslol:
you haven't even seen the boots!

Healuslol says to Princessk492:
I'm a **ing ninja

cyberninja49 says to Globe199x:
he just said 400

Angelus says to Princessk492:
you told us about them

Healuslol says to Princessk492:
yes a "**ing" ninja

cyberninja49 says to Healuslol:
**** YOU IM A NINJA

Princessk492 says:
but I didn't tell you what they look like, they look nothing like hooker boots lol

Healuslol says to cyberninja49:
you may be a ninja

Angelus says:
you described them

Princessk492 says:
I did? what did I say?

Healuslol says to cyberninja49:
but I'm a ninja trained in the art of **ing

cyberninja49 says to Healuslol:
that doesnt even make sense

Angelus says:
hahahah

Healuslol says to cyberninja49:
I can do it without even being seen

Globe199x says:
or felt

cyberninja49 says:
OHHHHHHHHH!

Healuslol says to Globe199x:
oh they feel it

cyberninja49 says:
are you quick like a ninja too?

Healuslol says to Globe199x:
they wonder why they hand a random orgasm XD

Healuslol says:
yes I said hand

Healuslol says:
XD

Globe199x says:
You are a pervert.

Globe199x says:
Everyone is better than you in bed.

Healuslol says to Globe199x:
this has been established long ago Glowb

cyberninja49 says:
AHAHAHAHAHA!

cyberninja49 says:
AHAHAHAHA!

Healuslol says to Globe199x:
the perv part I mean

Healuslol says:
DAMN MY SLOW TYPING

cyberninja49 says:
ohhh that worked out great

Globe199x says:
where's redslime and his out-of-context bloggery?

cyberninja49 says:
i agree

Healuslol says:
SHUT UP

cyberninja49 says:
someone better be saving this

Globe199x says:
it's being taken care of

Princessk492 says:
oh I am

cyberninja49 says:
sick

Healuslol says:
NO!

Healuslol says:
I'M ALREADY IN THAT DAMN BLOG ENOUGH

Healuslol says:
I started Bestiality, I have "homosexual tendencies".... and probably other things

*** Angelus lost connection, left the room

A debate on maturity.

2007-07-08T01:14:00.000-04:00

*** Welcome to Slime Knights Chat , Smoochiebear !

cloud1991 says:
Hey smooch.

Smoochiebear says:
heya {smile_smiley,smile_smiley}

cloud1991 says to Smoochiebear:
{kiss_smiley}

cloud1991 says:
Do I get a kiss.....

cloud1991 says:
XD

Healuslol says to cloud1991:
no you fail

Smoochiebear says:
I would, but it would probably be considered illegal in your state {tongue_smiley}

Healuslol says to Smoochiebear:
do I get a kiss {tongue_smiley}

Smoochiebear says:
where's your ID, Healie?

Smoochiebear says:
{tongue_smiley}

Healuslol says:
uhhhh in my wallet?

Healuslol says:
XD

cloud1991 says:
Wallet's are gay.

Healuslol says:
I'm pretty sure I'm legal

cloud1991 says:
I use my pockets xd

cloud1991 says:
i'M LEGAL TOO.

cloud1991 says:
She just dont wanna give me a kiss.But who cares XD

cloud1991 says:
{fear_smiley}

Smoochiebear says:
isn't under 18 illegal in the US?

cloud1991 says:
No.

Healuslol says:
yes

Healuslol says to cloud1991:
it so is

cloud1991 says:
How is kissing a person illegal

cloud1991 says:
XD

Healuslol says:
don't lie XD

cloud1991 says:
You are on crack heal

cloud1991 says:
Haha people kiss here all the time

cloud1991 says:
I see lil 13 yr olds kiss

Healuslol says:
you can get in trouble for dating anyone under 18 if you aren't under 18 yourself

cloud1991 says:
are you stupid

cloud1991 says:
My cousin was 19 and he went out with a 15 yr old

cloud1991 says:
now they are married

cloud1991 says:
of course they are older now

cloud1991 says:
my cuz is 26

cloud1991 says:
and shes 22

Smoochiebear says:
LoL don't feel like being labeled as an internet predator... so I must decline {tongue_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
that's statutory rape if you're over 18 and date someone younger than 18

Princessk492 says:
at least in MD it is

Healuslol says:
*coughStatutorycough*

cloud1991 says:
Heal.yOU DESERVE TO GET SMACKED.

cloud1991 says:
Your kinda offending me there.

Healuslol says to Princessk492:
it is here too

cloud1991 says:
Well I dont think age defines love

cloud1991 says:
So say what ya want

Healuslol says to Princessk492:
I love walking up to people & going "soooo prison...I think you'll love it"

Princessk492 says:
haha

cloud1991 says:
tahts not funny

Healuslol says:
when you are 19 dating a 15 year old

Healuslol says:
thats **ed up

cloud1991 says:
SHUT THE ** UP HEASL;

cloud1991 says:
Dont comment on my family

cloud1991 says:
Ok you have no right

cloud1991 says:
I sould block you again

Healuslol says to cloud1991:
I'm just saying

Healuslol says to cloud1991:
it's weird

cloud1991 says:
Heal shut up man

cloud1991 says:
If the ylove each other they dont need no one saying its fed up

cloud1991 says:
Its also fed up you saying its fed up

Smoochiebear says:
enough arguing, okay?

cloud1991 says:
No

cloud1991 says:
He is offending my family there

Smoochiebear says:
you're ruining my chat...

cloud1991 says:
So get out or block me

cloud1991 says:
Sorry

cloud1991 says:
I just dont like anyone talking about my fam

cloud1991 says:
o well

Angelus says:
i'm off

*** Angelus lost connection, left the room

Discourse for the discombobulated.

2007-06-28T23:38:00.000-04:00

cloudsdream says:
so frensy, are you like working, or just hanging out?

fernsocc says to cloudsdream:
just hanging out, because chat doesn't work at the office

Globe199x says:
probably we're being monitored and everything we're saying is being sent to Square Enix bigwigs

cloudsdream says:
okies ^_^ sorry i bother you so much XD

Princessk492 says:
they're making sure there's no BPS

Globe199x says:
haha, gross

Angelus says to Princessk492:
Battle Programmer Shirase?

Princessk492 says:
hahah

Globe199x says:
yes, Battle Programmer what-you-said

Princessk492 says to Angelus:
umm.. you could call it that

Princessk492 says to Angelus:
yes

Angelus says:
greatest short anime EVER

Globe199x says:
quit making up anime titles

Angelus says:
I'm not :/

To hassle with hokum.

2007-06-21T16:59:00.000-04:00

*** Welcome to Slime Knights Chat , sandprince11 !

sandprince11 says:
WAZZZZZZAAAAA

cyberninja49 says:
hey

sandprince11 says:
lol...

redslime25 says:
Suddenly it got way too lame in here even for Redslime.

*** redslime25 lost connection, left the room

And now presenting: "Cloud Strife."

2007-06-20T19:59:00.000-04:00

cloudsdream says:
my list of the most influential people in my life 1. Draco 2. Globe 3. Mist 4. Matsam 5. Zeefer 6. Redslime 7. Megalosaro 8. Rpg 9. Cyber 10. Healy 11. Cloud1991

*** Welcome to Slime Knights Chat , cloud1991 !

cloud1991 says:
hmmm

mist says:
wow im almost at the top

healuslol says:
I'm close to the bottom

* healuslol kills mist

cloudsdream says:
haha XD

mist says:
haha

healuslol says to mist:
die bastard

mist says to healuslol:
you wish

cloud1991 says:
cloudy i dont want to be a number

cloud1991 says:
especially not after that jerk healy XD

cloudsdream says:
i only fell madly in love with 2 slimes

cloud1991 says:
dont care

cloud1991 says:
i just dont want to be a number

healuslol says:
I'm done being nice!

healuslol says to cloud1991:
you suck at video games

healuslol says to cloud1991:
you know why?

healuslol says to cloud1991:
you don't level up!

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
**** you

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
I do but i dont want to talk to you

mist says:
guys take it in private

cloud1991 says:
private why?

cloud1991 says:
so they can close the window on me?

cloud1991 says:
{no_smiley}

mist says:
cause WE ARE SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING YOU ARGUE ALL THE TIME

cloud1991 says:
MIST

cloud1991 says:
UR COOL

cloud1991 says:
PLZ DONT BE A JERK

cloud1991 says:
i have probs already with many others

cloud1991 says:
and i dont want to have probs wth u

mist says:
im not a jerk and i wont start becoming one

cloudsdream says:
IM WITH MIST!

cloudsdream says:
PLEASE STOP FIGHTING AND ARGUING!

cloud1991 says to cloudsdream:
of course u do i mean he is number 4

cloud1991 says to cloudsdream:
and dont talk to me.u always forget about your old pal cloudy

cloudsdream says:
I love ya cloud, but fighting is not the problem

mist says:
ah come on its just a number

cloud1991 says to mist:
i said plz dont become one

cloud1991 says to cloudsdream:
no u dont

cloudsdream says:
look

cloudsdream says:
you want to know something?!

cloud1991 says to cloudsdream:
NO

cloudsdream says:
im nice, i love all my slimes

cloudsdream says:
i give attention to who i think deserves and needs it the most!

cloudsdream says:
i give and give and give!

cloudsdream says:
im sorry!!!

cloudsdream says:
but i can only do so much!

cloud1991 says to cloudsdream:
I dont want to talk to you right now

cloud1991 says to cloudsdream:
sorry

cloudsdream says:
cloud i love you, if you do not like what i give you, then you are allowed to take it!

cloudsdream says:
and if not, whatever!

cloudsdream says:
im not going to have my head hurting

cloud1991 says:
well mine is hurting right now know why?

cloud1991 says:
cuz im sick

cloud1991 says:
and you go off ignoring me

cloud1991 says:
you know how much i think of ya

cloudsdream says:
i did not ignore you

cloud1991 says:
and you just go off and ignore me

cloudsdream says:
im not just going to see you come in and private chat with you honey XD

cloud1991 says:
if i PM she will ignore

cloud1991 says:
i aint say that

cloud1991 says to cloudsdream:
u dont have to just talk to me

cloud1991 says to cloudsdream:
just tell me uu dont want to talk to me

Globe199x says:
hey everyone

Globe199x says:
what's going on?

cloud1991 says :
a mini argument globey

healuslol says to Globe199x:
drama

* Tifa23 me passes out popcorn

* Globe199x me accepts popcorn.

* mist gets some popcorn

cloud1991 says:
stop that guys

cloud1991 says:
its not a show

cloudsdream says:
EVERYONE SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!

* redslime25 munches on some popcorn

* Globe199x sits cross-legged.

Megalosaro says:
jesus christ. This is a **ing internet chat, not a soap opera.

redslime25 says:
saro shut up, I'm enjoying this

The trouble with translation.

2007-05-01T01:41:00.000-04:00

cloudsdream says:
i translate spanish into english when i write or meet people

cloudsdream says:
i can't even pray in english XD

MetroidXPS says:
aw...

Globe199x says:
it doesn't matter what language you pray in

MetroidXPS says:
yeah

Globe199x says:
and I mean that in a sacrilegious way

MetroidXPS says:
{think_smiley}

And now the conclusion: "Abnegating an avower" (Part 2).

2007-04-27T12:43:00.000-04:00

cloud1991 says:
am i on your internet?

redslime25 says:
I don't want you on my internet

Healuslol says to cloud1991:
he was telling you to get off his damn internets

cloud1991 says:
im not on your internet

redslime25 says:
yes you are

cloud1991 says:
how?

redslime25 says:
depends if you are using a dial-up connection or broadband

redslime25 says:
but the basic principle is that you are using a modem to connect to it

cloud1991 says:
i pay my bills you dont

cloud1991 says:
so how am i on your internet?

redslime25 says:
once again, the basic principle is that you are using a modem to connect to my internet

cloud1991 says:
I dont wanna hear it you fags

Healuslol says to cloud1991:
dude... shut up

Healuslol says to cloud1991:
you are getting your ass handed to you

cloud1991 says to Healuslol:
what the **

cloud1991 says to Healuslol:
dont tell me to shut up

redslime25 says:
hahahaha

cloud1991 says:
who made you king

redslime25 says:
hey you asked the question, I simply provided the answer

cloud1991 says:
no

cloud1991 says:
you simply told me to get of your internet

cloud1991 says:
and i said im not on your internet im on mine

redslime25 says to cloud1991:
Healuslol is your king, as long as you abuse my internet, you will respect that

Healuslol says to cloud1991:
we are the lords of the whole Internet

cloud1991 says:
you are all **ing bitches you know

cloud1991 says:
i come here to enjoy my time

cloud1991 says:
yet you ruin my day

redslime25 says:
so it's ok to call me a fag?

Healuslol says to cloud1991:
you called me a fag too

redslime25 says:
That's not very nice

Megalosaro says:
And you just called me a bitch -_-

redslime25 says:
You called Saro a bitch too? That's a very derogatory word

Healuslol says to cloud1991:
I find that word offensive

cloud1991 says :
you know

cloud1991 says:
an di bet you came to look for problems red

cloud1991 says:
cuz i was chilling

cloud1991 says:
till you started that comment

redslime25 says:
I just told you to get off my internet, you're the one resorting to insults

redslime25 says:
It's not very nice

cloud1991 says:
im not on your internet

redslime25 says:
Do we need to explain that to you again? Yes, you are

Healuslol says to cloud1991:
WE ARE THE LORDS OF THE INTERNET

Healuslol says to cloud1991:
WE OWN IT

cloud1991 says:
meh

cloud1991 says:
well if you own it

cloud1991 says:
im breaking the rules

cloud1991 says:
and staying on it

cloud1991 says:
so.....

redslime25 says:
Sentence (Noun): A string of words satisfying the grammatical rules of a language.

And now presenting: "Abnegating an avower" (Part 1).

2007-04-26T23:51:00.000-04:00

redslime25 says:
cloud do me a favour and get off my internet

* cloud1991 smacks redslime

redslime25 says:
you wish you could

redslime25 says:
your hand would break if you tried

redslime25 says:
fragile 16 year old bones

cloud1991 says:
wth

cloud1991 says:
u crazy red

cloud1991 says:
u see

cloud1991 says:
im not a normal 16 yr old

cloud1991 says:
so watch what you say

* redslime25 withholds cloud1991's keyboard

redslime25 says:
you can get it back when you learn how to use it

cloud1991 says:
ive been in fights with 24 yr olds

redslime25 says:
no you haven't

cloud1991 says:
ha

cloud1991 says:
right

cloud1991 says:
u sur?

redslime25 says:
yes I am 101% sure

cloud1991 says:
red

cloud1991 says:
your a jerk

redslime25 says:
so?

cloud1991 says:
u can never prove something

redslime25 says:
and?

cloud1991 says:
if u aint see it yourself

redslime25 says:
your point is?

Healuslol says to cloud1991:
grammar man

cloud1991 says:
im saying

redslime25 says:
stop right there cloud

redslime25 says:
look up the word "sentence" and then talk to me

cloud1991 says:
that cuz your older dont mean i cant kick your ass

cloud1991 says:
whoa dont be such a smart ass

redslime25 says:
can't, born that way

Healuslol says to redslime25:
99% of us in this chat were Red

Healuslol says:
XD

redslime25 says:
Being young isn't the reason you can't kick my ass

redslime25 says:
I was saying if you tried to smack me, your fragile weak bones would break

redslime25 says:
look up the word "read" while you're at dictionary.com

cloud1991 says to redslime25:
look of the word shut the ** up

cloud1991 says to redslime25:
you **ing bastard

cloud1991 says to redslime25:
what the ** acting all cool

cloud1991 says to redslime25:
u started it

cloud1991 says:
telling me to get of your internet

cloud1991 says:
wtf is that?

redslime25 says:
it was a request

The trouble with transgression.

2007-04-26T18:06:00.000-04:00

PlatKing says:
i been busting my butt here trying to get DQV for us, the least you ladies can do is grope it! {lol_smiley}

MetroidXPS says:
{shocked_smiley}

PlatKing says to MetroidXPS:
{fear_smiley}

cyberninja49 says:
uh wow...

platKing says:
{whistle_smiley}

Tifa23 says:
hahaha

* MetroidXPS sticks a soda bottle with mentos in it up plat's rear end.

Princessk492 says:
...

MetroidXPS says:
{whistle_smiley}

PlatKing says to MetroidXPS:
{no_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
save the cybering for private chat

MetroidXPS says:
XD

PlatKing says to Princessk492:
no!

MetroidXPS says:
like he would enjoy that

MetroidXPS says:
BOOM!

Princessk492 says:
lol

Princessk492 says:
lol, I'm not sure I want to see everyone kinky sexual acts

MetroidXPS says:
I don't either

PlatKing says to Princessk492:
sure you would

Princessk492 says:
{no_smiley}

cyberninja49 says:
i dont want to hear about met raping you with mentos

Tifa23 says:
lmao

Princessk492 says:
hahaha exactly

Tifa23 says:
that was entertaining

PlatKing says to Princessk492:
{bye_smiley}

PlatKing says to Princessk492:
{kiss_smiley}

MetroidXPS says:
{fear_smiley}

PlatKing says:
{whistle_smiley}

Quote of the night.

2007-04-25T01:10:00.000-04:00

"burger poop sex is totally appropriate"
-redslime25

Quote of the night.

2007-04-16T00:33:00.000-04:00

"Techno is pretty dick"
-cyberninja49

The trouble with transmission.

2007-04-14T16:49:00.000-04:00

** Welcome to Slime Knights Chat , oscarow !

oscarow says:
hi everyone!

Globe199x says:
hey oscarow

oscarow says:
hi globe! {smile_smiley}

MetroidXPS says:
hey welcome

oscarow says:
oh.. hi Metroid

oscarow says:
new to here too eh?

oscarow says:
sorry.... my connection sucks..... dont know what happened with my connection today

oscarow says:
i have to leave. bye

*** oscarow lost connection, left the room

MetroidXPS says:
aw

MetroidXPS says:
he left before i could answer...:/

Globe199x says:
what would your answer have been?

MetroidXPS says:
That i'm not exactly new to the chat

MetroidXPS says:
I started coming a little over a month ago.

redslime25 says:
He will forever think that you are a newbie to SK

MetroidXPS says:
{tongue_smiley}

redslime25 says:
How does that make you feel?

Globe199x says:
ha!

Globe199x says:
oscarow: "This 'MetroidXPS' character (perhaps so named because 'Metroid', 'MetroidX', and 'MetroidXP' were taken) started cramping my style, so I left him to his n00b ways."

MetroidXPS says:
hehehehe

redslime25 says:
"I thought I'd check into SK Chat, but there was only some newbie ... Metroid -something- there talking to me. I had better things to utilize my time with."

MetroidXPS says:
{tongue_smiley}

Discourse for the derrière.

2007-04-13T14:29:00.000-04:00

Megalosaro says:
guys

Megalosaro says:
I want to be a proctologist

Princessk492 says:
...why?

Megalosaro says:
cause it sounds like a fabulous line of work

Princessk492 says:
examining male genitalia sounds fabulous?

* Zeefer says new topical Zeephorism

Zeefer says:
I want to examine Power Genitalia

Princessk492 says:
oh man, I think we've reached a new low

Princessk492 says:
we're discussing genitalia

mist says:
only pk would have said something like that

Princessk492 says:
oh come on, you were thinking it too

Megalosaro says:
is it true that women love proctologists?

Princessk492 says:
{no_smiley}

Zeefer says:
all chicks dig musicians

Princessk492 says:
doctors, but I'm not so sure about a proctologists

Zeefer says:
and musician/proctologists

Princessk492 says:
hahaha

mist says:
do you seriously think i have time to think about male genitals

Princessk492 says:
yes

Princessk492 says:
you're in a chatroom

Zeefer says:
hahaha

The trouble with tyrants.

2007-04-12T17:20:00.000-04:00

matsam says:
The hair always win

rpggamer79 says:
*shakes fist in air........ One day the hair will be removed......

mist says:
icecypher's got the same problem as me right now

matsam says:
you don't see your posts?

mist says:
and anything after that

Princessk492 says:
yea i have the same problem

mist says to:
so i dont have a clue on whos winning in TOBOTSK!

Princessk492 says:
and then there's the whole main page not having the updated posts every once in a while

Princessk492 says:
it defeats the purpose of having the latest post section lol

rpggamer79 says):
Lemme see if KS is on........

matsam says:
yeah I have main page updating problems since 2.0 is on

matsam says:
sometimes I refresh and the posts are one day old

Princessk492 says:
yea same

MetroidXPS says:
yup

rpggamer79 says:
hopefully he will get the issue worked out today if not tomorrow I will be all over his butt!

mist says:
steal his crown while your at it

Princessk492 says:
I... really don't want to see that rpg..

rpggamer79 says:
yeah....

rpggamer79 says:
that did not sound right.......

rpggamer79 says:
now I feel dirty........

And now presenting: "An accidentally outside joke."

2007-04-10T16:44:00.000-04:00

*** Welcome to Slime Knights Chat , Angelus !

Angelus says:
bah

*** Angelus lost connection, left the room

Globe199x says:
"bah... no one here to entertain me... just as well, I can't be wasting my time here in the (disdainfully) 'Slime Knights' chat room for LOSERS and IDIOTS." (...goes to another chat room)

*** Welcome to Slime Knights Chat , Angelus !

Angelus says:
is that so

*** Angelus lost connection, left the room

The trouble with trumpery.

2007-04-07T22:51:00.001-04:00

Zeefer says:
I don't want to have to make my own cheese ok?

Globe199x says:
go to a supermarket

Zeefer says:
it's one of those "drinking raw eggs" sorts of meals

Globe199x says:
I have to eat now

Globe199x says:
stop drinking raw eggs

Zeefer says:
NEVER

Globe199x says:
fry them, damn it

Zeefer says:
go to hell

Globe199x says:
or scramble them

shadowknight says:
you can die from doing that

DracoLord2 says:
or dont eat them at all, as i don't

Globe199x says:
I remember that

Zeefer says:
that sounds like a wager to me

Globe199x says:
seriously, though, awesome food

shadowknight says:
because yolk adds cholesterol

shadowknight says:
and raw eggs add even more

Zeefer says:
I'll never stop my plain tuna and raw eggs way

Zeefer says:
don't try to change me

Zeefer says:
although I have indulged myself once or twice if you know what I mean...

Zeefer says:
those oysters are so good!

Zeefer says:
smoked oysters

Zeefer says:
mushrooms?

Zeefer says:
I was a a cocktail, and there were the best shrimp

Zeefer says:
ah, I forgot about oyster crackers!

Zeefer says:
anybody a fan?

Zeefer says:
I don't eat oysters in soup though

Zeefer says:
but I can use the crackers in other soups

Zeefer says:
all I know is that cans of oysters are always too small

Zeefer says:
who can eat only 1 can?

Zeefer says:
I have 2 at least

Zeefer says:
frozen burritos are a mystery bit though

Zeefer says:
sometimes they can really hit the spot

Zeefer says:
but then other times they're awful

Zeefer says:
and frozen pizzas are only good with flat crust

Zeefer says:
sometimes it helps to add your own pepperoni

Zeefer says:
with the square shaped flat crust

Zeefer says:
the circle ones are iffy

Zeefer says:
they're not consistent with quality

Zeefer says:
what's really odd are those frozen ribwiches

Zeefer says:
it's hard to resist them all, it's almost as bad as smoked oysters

Quote of the night.

2007-04-02T23:42:00.001-04:00

"Where is she? If she were here, i'd give it to her now."
-King_Slime

A debate on mindlessness.

2007-04-02T00:14:00.000-04:00

*** Welcome to Slime Knights Chat , redslime25 !

Cloud1991 says:
seriously my quote should be quote of night

redslime25 says:
Hey all

Cloud1991 says:
red

PrincessK492 says:
hiya

Cloud1991 says to cyberninja49:
tell him my quote XD

PrincessK492 says:
lmao

Megalosaro says:
XD XD

cyberninja49 says:
hey red

cyberninja49 says:
you tell him

cyberninja49 says:
i dont have it

Cloud1991 says:
ok:

Cloud1991 says:
ME:
Can you cut matsams hair?
GOD:
It is beyong thy power

Cloud1991 says:
{lol_smiley}

Cloud1991 says:
beyond*

redslime25 says:
{think_smiley}

Cloud1991 says to redslime25:
is my quote worth being tonights quote?

redslime25 says:
what? your quote?

redslime25 says:
God was the one that said it

Cloud1991 says to redslime25:
lol

Cloud1991 says to redslime25:
is it?

redslime25 says:
Stop taking credit for God's work

redslime25 says:
He gets heckled enough

cyberninja49 says:
lol

Cloud1991 says to redslime25:
is it?

redslime25 says:
How **ing dare you steal someone else's quote

redslime25 says:
Where do you get off?

cyberninja49 says :
umm so what up red?

PrincessK492 says to (23:00):
{emo_smiley}

cyberninja49 says to (23:01):
LOL

redslime25 says:
Ah not much watched a little HellBoy tonight

redslime25 says:
I might call it a night in 30 mins

Cloud1991 says:
lol

redslime25 says to Cloud1991:
Not quote of the night, but I may be able to use this chat log for other hilarity to be posted

Cloud1991 says:
so im in it?

redslime25 says:
Oh you're the star of the show

Quote of the night.

2007-03-31T03:31:00.000-04:00

"oh crap! I should be looking instead of typing this! I don't want to be a penis pump!"
-Globe199x

The trouble with Timotarou.

2007-03-30T01:02:00.000-04:00

timotarou says:
Official Unofficial Timotarou Q&A~!

timotarou says:
5 questions, quick, anything you want..

PrincessK492 says:
cats or dogs?

PrincessK492 says:
"This question would be easier to answer..."

cloudsdream says:
XD

Zeefer says:
hahahahahahaha

Zeefer says:
that's terrible

timotarou says:
I used to say cats, but now I'm dogs.

The trouble with toying.

2007-03-28T03:39:00.001-04:00

cloud1991 says:
im cute {tongue_smiley}

rika95 says to cloud1991:
Yep. You sure are.

cloud1991 says to PrincessK492 (private):
{sweat_smiley}

cloud1991 says:
gotta go

* cloud1991 quit the room

An inside joke moment.

2007-03-25T21:50:00.000-04:00

"Better Luck Next Time!"

Superdude687 says:
by the time they got there though the boy was passed out and the wasps were flying over him in victory planning their next attack on the academy

Superdude687 says:
sadly that story is true

Superdude687 says:
it happened my Junior Year

redslime25 says:
I don't know how to take your wasp story

* redslime25 ponders

Superdude687 says:
so I guess since the bees beat me I don't get to go in the Bee story page right?

Superdude687 says:
I'm glad it wasn't bees

globe199x says:
that's really up to redslime

redslime25 says:
I don't know man, I don't think the readers could handle a wasp story

Superdude687 says:
I'm allergic to bees

Superdude687 says:
I'd be dead

PrincessK492 says:
i don't have any allergies that i know of

globe199x says to Superdude687:
Better luck next time!

globe199x says:
with the victory, I mean, not about being dead

PrincessK492 says:
lol

redslime25 says:
lol "Better luck next time!"

Superdude687 says:
you could call it...

Superdude687 says:
NOT a bee story

globe199x says:
"I was very nearly crushed to death"

globe199x says:
"Better luck next time!"

PrincessK492 says:
"I was molested by a stranger"

PrincessK492 says:
"Better Luck Next Time!"

PrincessK492 says:
haha

Question of the night.

2007-03-22T23:20:00.000-04:00

"whoa what are YOU doing in your bed mist?"
-PrincessK492

Quote of the night.

2007-03-22T23:19:00.000-04:00

"i'm more interested in my bed right now"
-mist

A debate on misapprehension.

2007-03-21T14:23:00.000-04:00

Scene: The members of the chat, concerned, debate as to the whereabouts of one of the more prominent members. A suggestion is made, but from her inability to utilize a keyboard properly - lead to one of the classiest moments in SK Chat history.

Superdude687 says:
I think she knows where Zeefer is

kainnero says:
march break w/ girls on wild [nods]

redslime25 says:
lol "Girls on wild"

Superdude687 says:
bestiality?

PrincessK492 says:
heh

Superdude687 says:
XD

globe199x says:
yes! that

redslime25 says:
hahahaha

PrincessK492 says
{no_smiley}

redslime25 says:
Straight from the jungle, these girls do anything!

redslime25 says:
Girls on wild!

PrincessK492 says:
looks like red's starting his own business now

globe199x says:
I rented "Gorillas Gone Domesticated"

globe199x says:
"Get to the action!"

redslime25 says:
Slip the girl some GHB and introduce her to a Boar

redslime25 says:
And you get Girls on Wild!

Superdude687 says:
hahahahaha

PrincessK492 says:
{no_smiley}

redslime25 says:
Order now and get the second DVD absolutely free!

redslime25 says:
A $50 dollar value - yours! - for 3 easy payments of $39.99

globe199x says:
hehe

Not even a half-minute after.

kainnero says:
which do you like more? cats or dogs?

redslime25 says:
...

redslime25 says:
suddenly gets a little too weird for even me

globe199x says:
this question would be easier to answer if we weren't just talking about bestiality

redslime25 says:
I don't wanna know the answer

redslime25 says:
HAHAHAHA

PrincessK492 says:
haha

kainnero says:
{tongue_smiley}

globe199x says:
if you really wanted to know, you picked a bad time

kainnero says:
hey it's not like i asked tiger or donkey {tongue_smiley}

globe199x says:
because that would be too obvious

redslime25 says:
notice that NO ONE has answered the question

kainnero says:
lol

globe199x says:
it's fine, now that we know we're NOT talking about it

redslime25 says:
who is going to be the first to dip into that one

globe199x says:
so go ahead and answer, redslime

globe199x says:
it's just a preference, nothing more

redslime25 says:
haha yeah right

globe199x says:
say the first thing that comes into your head

globe199x says:
we won't judge you... why would we?

redslime25 says:
I ain't falling for that again

globe199x says:
cats or dogs?

redslime25 says:
... dogs

PrincessK492 says:
...

globe199x says:
HAHA!! you **ing pervert!

redslime25 says:
hahahahahaa

globe199x says:
hey EVERYONE

globe199x says:
redslime wants to have intercourse with dogs

matsam says:
oh my...

PrincessK492 says:
lol

redslime25 says:
Boy on Wild!

halobob says:
well thats his choice

PrincessK492 says:
haha you woke up everyone with that comment

globe199x says:
yeah, way to go, redslime

redslime25 says:
my bad

globe199x says:
let's keep it classy

matsam says:
Well I'll let you do your "stuff" Red...

PrincessK492 says:
stay away from MY dog!

matsam says:
I'll get some sleep, try to get those images out of my head

redslime25 says:
I'm going to go watch Girls On Wild season 2, screw you guys

redslime25 says:
You guys are such assholes hahaha

globe199x says:
now I just feel dirty when redslime is here

halobob says to matsam:
you'll probably dream those images

matsam says:
noooooooooooo!

PrincessK492 says:
oh god XD

globe199x says:
we're assholes? well try this on for size, bucko: you are a lame orangutan

matsam says:
The soundtrack of my dream might be "Who let the dogs out"

globe199x says:
they call it puppy love

redslime25 says:
Oh man so, while we are talking about **ing animals, do you like cats or dogs more?

And now presenting: "Large, Mean-looking, Large-stingered Demons."

2007-03-20T17:28:00.000-04:00

redslime25 says:
globe, earlier people were DEMANDING bee stories from me, and I told them that you had a real nail biter of a bee story

Zeefer says:
yeah

redslime25 says:
I still get nightmares about it

mist says:
tell us globe

globe199x says:
me?

globe199x says:
well, all right

redslime25 says:
gather round all

* Zeefer sits cross-legged

* mist sits and listen

globe199x says:
it starts just before the crack of noon

globe199x says:
I am sound asleep

globe199x says:
SOUND asleep, sweating off a nasty hangover that I was glad to not be conscious for

globe199x says:
the reflection of the midday sun glints off a passing car and through the crack in my blinds

redslime25 says:
nice touch

globe199x says:
I doze, and shift toward the window right above my bed

globe199x says:
suddenly I hear a gentle humming

globe199x says:
and, half-awake, I realize it can't be the heater

matsam says:
I'm scared now

globe199x says:
I open my eyes and bring my hands up to rub them

globe199x says:
and my arms and hands are COVERED in bees

matsam says:
hands full of bees?

redslime25 says:
ack! I hate that part!

matsam says:
yikes!

globe199x says:
like beard-of-bees covered

mist says:
ack

globe199x says:
for a moment, I am too horrified to even freak out

globe199x says:
and, in the longest two seconds of my life, I survey the situation

globe199x says:
bees are everywhere on the window half of the room

globe199x says:
crawling in from the heater and covering the blinds and window

globe199x says:
everywhere on my bed

globe199x says:
under the covers

globe199x says:
on the ceiling

globe199x says:
in my pajamas

globe199x says:
in my hair

redslime25 says:
crawling in from the heater... man, can't get that image out

healuslol says:
you sure they were bees?

healuslol says:
and not cicadas

redslime25 says:
um

redslime25 says:
I don't think cicadas are in swarms... I'll have to ask the internet

Zeefer says:
cicadas can be swarms when you have 1.5 million per acre

matsam says:
I imagine an afro full of bees...ouch

Zeefer says:
cicadas... I don't want to think about those...

globe199x says:
oh, yes

globe199x says:
large, mean-looking, large-stingered demons

globe199x says:
buzzing furiously

globe199x says:
each of the thousand going about his or her bee way

globe199x says:
anyway

globe199x says:
I backflip out of bed

globe199x says:
and instantly rip off clothing and bees

globe199x says:
and I return a moment later dual-wielding Raid special bee-b-gone formula

redslime25 says:
probably looking boss

redslime25 says:
a headband tied at the back

globe199x says:
and I let the bees have it

matsam says:
haha, dual-wielding

globe199x says:
they fight with all their might

globe199x says:
it must have been two or three hives

globe199x says:
stinging my naked body, but at this point I felt nothing but fury

globe199x says:
I must have drowned more of them than poisoned

matsam says:
naked fighting, it's the best

globe199x says:
such was the accuracy of my Raid raid

globe199x says:
in the end, bees littered my house like.... like.... who saw 300?

redslime25 says:
me

mist says:
not me

matsam says:
me

globe199x says):
like the corpsiest battle of 300, squared

matsam says:
oh geez

globe199x says:
finally I lay down again to rest

globe199x says:
my home secure

globe199x says:
...or so I thought

globe199x says:
Next time: Globe versus the Queen!

Zeefer says:
aw... maybe we'll get a "~The End ~" next time

globe199x says:
~ To "Bee" Continued... ~

redslime25 says:
Hehehe, great story Globe

Zeefer says:
heh

matsam says:
haha, nice Globe

mist says:
good one globe

globe199x says:
thanks

Artwork corner.

2007-03-19T18:46:00.000-04:00

This particular piece is created by Sharjeel. Feel free to use it as a forum signature banner.

I encourage such acts of classiness.

The trouble with tendencies.

2007-03-19T16:41:00.000-04:00

PrincessK492 says:
on a more serious note, i only hate 2 people in this world and that's Zach Hanson and Hilary Duff

healuslol says:
or Mat?

matsam says:
what?

redslime25 says:
Zach Hanson, is that the one that looks like a chick?

PrincessK492 says:
all of them do

healuslol says:
all 3 look like chicks

PrincessK492 says:
but he stole my birthday and that's not cool

healuslol says:
Issac, Zac & Taylor

redslime25 says:
yeah... but one looks like a really hot chick

PrincessK492 says:
lol

healuslol says:
Taylor

redslime25 says:
ya Taylor hahaha

healuslol says:
WHY DO I KNOW THIS???

redslime25 says:
hahaha

healuslol says:
MY GOD KILL ME NOW

redslime25 says:
healus that's awesome

redslime25 says:
lemme copy this chat log

globe199x says:
Cut. Print. GAY.

A debate on machinations.

2007-03-18T15:14:00.000-04:00

Globe199x says to cloudsdream:
How appropriate - you fight like a cow!

rika95 says:
Moo!

rika95 says:
Supercow was really funny! I never forget him! {lol_smiley}

cloudsdream says:
STOP ACCUSING ME OF BEING ^&*$%ING SUPERCOW!!!

rika95 says:
I am not accusing cloudsdream of being supercow.

rika95 says:
I wonder if King Slime created supercow to test prospective moderators.

Globe199x says:
that's just the kind of crackpot theory I love

Zeefer says:
I hear that all construction on roads is done for the sole purpose of testing drivers ed people

rika95 says:
Interesting how supercow appeared just before the moderator selections were announced.

Globe199x says:
it doesn't sound like a coincidence to me

rika95 says:
Maybe it was a test to see how quickly the prospective mods could delete posts.

Globe199x says:
I'll bet that's right

CountSlime says:
who was supercow?

cloudsdream says:
he was a wonderful bovine

rika95 says:
Supercow was someone that said, "MOOOO!" all the time.

cloudsdream says:
very witty and eloquent with words

cloudsdream says:
oh and that....

rika95 says:
He was definitely witty and eloquent with words.

rika95 says:
Funny, I felt like I could understand him, even though all he said was, "Moo!"

Globe199x says:
he was a pioneer

Globe199x says:
no, a PROPHET

redslime25 says:
nay, a prophet

Globe199x say:
no, a bot created by King Slime

Zeefer says:
no, a bill collector

rika95 says:
Yes, a bot created by King Slime.

Quote of the night.

2007-03-16T01:48:00.000-04:00

"matsam you are a **ing idiot."
-redslime25

The trouble with tangents.

2007-03-15T19:08:00.000-04:00

Zeefer says:
so I've got a bee story

* globe199x gets popcorn-flavored Jelly Beans

Zeefer says:
oh man, I love those

globe199x says to (00:32):
yeah, they're almost as good as the toasted marshmallow ones

Zeefer says:
oh baby

globe199x says:
hey, redslime, I love the piano and the color scheme

globe199x says:
very classy

Zeefer says:
yeah, it really adds to the mood

globe199x says:
just like the ads

Megalosaro says:
what am I missing?

Megalosaro says:
oooh

Zeefer says:
the ads... hahaha

globe199x says:
"Sexual Abuse Charges? Aggresive Sexual abuse Attorneys. Free Consult, 24/7 at 866-955-LAWS"

matsam says:
haha

Zeefer says:
What are you into?
Slime Knights Chat.

globe199x says:
"Child Molester Registry. Sex offender registry. Find out now if a child molester lives near you."

Megalosaro says:
Oh crap

Megalosaro says:
they're on to me

Megalosaro says:
>_>

globe199x says:
like I said, really adds to the classiness

globe199x says:
"Bees on your friend's nuts? Aggressive Sexual Abuse Attorneys. Free consult, 24/7 at 866-955-BNUTS"

redslime25 says:
Hahaha yeah the ads are funny

Zeefer says:
and I like red's classic white text on black he does on his blogs

matsam says:
ok...

matsam says:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f3/Pi-CM.svg/691px-Pi-CM.svg.png

globe199x says:
ah, I have a better pic of it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Fingers_and_thumb_in_circle_downward_motion.jpg

Zeefer says:
I have the prototype of it http://www.atwoodcs.com/lookatthis.jpg

matsam says:
I have the lamest version I guess

Quote of the night.

2007-03-15T01:54:00.001-04:00

"Princess won't bite your nuts Cy, don't even try"
-matsam

A debate on malapropism.

2007-03-14T19:35:00.000-04:00

Globe199x says:
what if I walked around as "Gggggglobe"?

cloudsdream says:
hmmm

rika95 says:
Nothing wrong with extra g's.

cloudsdream says:
i would guess stuttering prob

redslime25 says:
stutters are victims are large apa-apa-apendedeedeegeegees

cloudsdream says:
see riky sometimes they just go off!! i have no idea what they are talking about

Globe199x says:
"that sounds like a personal problem"

Zeefer says:
yes you do, stop trying to have empathy

rika95 says:
I guess that's normal with SK chats.

rika95 says:
The people here talk in "code."

Zeefer says:
we each have a base set of topics we all speak of repeatedly

redslime25 says:
apa-apa-apa-duh-duh-ge-ge-ge-

rika95 says:
apaduhge? Is that a word?

redslime25 says:
apaduhge (n) 1. Slang for a male penis.

cloudsdream says:
ack!!!!

Globe199x says:
no

cloudsdream says:
ewww!!

cloudsdream says:
pervert!!

rika95 says to:
{weird_smiley}

Globe199x says:
I've never heard that before

Globe199x says:
and I'm an expert on penis

Globe199x says:
I mean

Globe199x says:
on slang

Zeefer says:
anybody been on a safari recently?

CountSlime says:
No. Sadly, I'm all out of pith helmets and Khaki shorts at the moment.

rika95 says:
I suck at slang.

rika95 says (01:29):
I took a test that measures my slang knowledge, and I got less than half correct.

Globe199x says:
the internet says you made that definition up, redslime

redslime25 says:
look I don't justify words, I just make them up ok, if you have a problem with it, well than suck on my idiom

Globe199x says (01:30):
I know every slang term and idiom ever uttered

Globe199x says (01:30):
in every language

Globe199x says (01:30):
even fictional ones like "chizz major" and "Spluh!"

The debate ends.

And now presenting: "A Bee Story."

2007-03-13T20:05:00.000-04:00

Scene: redslime25 and globe199x are enjoying conversation.
Enter kingcloud.

kingcloud says:
hello

globe199x says:
hello

globe199x says:
we're talking about old toys

globe199x says:
nightmare bee stories

globe199x says:
and sordid online dating disasters

kingcloud says:
lol, ok

redslime25 says:
so the deal is kingcloud

redslime25 says:
you have to tell us your worst:
a) bee story
b) online dating horror
c) childhood toy

globe199x says:
no, wait

globe199x says:
tell us the best of those

kingcloud says:
umm

redslime25 says:
in no particular order

kingcloud says:
ok

globe199x says:
no! alphabetical, please

redslime25 says:
but don't do b or c first

redslime25 says:
and don't do c second

kingcloud says:
alright well me and my friend where high.....

globe199x says:
which do you think this is going to be, redslime?

globe199x says:
a bee story?

kingcloud says:
and we went to this rundown shack....

redslime25 says:
whichever one, I hope all three start off like that

globe199x says:
feel free to exaggerate

kingcloud says:
and we started a fire inside the shack

redslime25 says:
I know I did with my 3 inch bee story

kingcloud says:
wait

redslime25 says:
ok fire in the shack, we're with you

kingcloud says:
this story is so funny

globe199x says:
"all of a sudden he gets this random text from this crazy online..."

redslime25 says:
ok fire in the shack

globe199x says:
sorry, we're with you

kingcloud says:
anyway i was on the ground laying down cause it was like 1 in the mourning

redslime25 says:
ok, high, fire in a shack, laying on the ground

kingcloud says:
and my friend said did you hear that

globe199x says:
oh, started a fire, like a contained fire

kingcloud says:
and i was like what?

kingcloud says:
yes

globe199x says:
not a "let's burn this **ing place to the ground" one

kingcloud says:
no no

redslime25 says:
that's what I assumed

kingcloud says:
bee story

redslime25 says:
yeah ok, so there is a noise go on

kingcloud says:
anyway he was like "did you hear it" "there it is again"

kingcloud says:
and i looked up and there was this big bee on his nuts

redslime25 says:
hahaha

kingcloud says:
remember were high

globe199x says:
what?!

redslime25 says:
was the bee 3 inches long?

globe199x says:
why were his nuts exposed??

globe199x says:
and why were you on the ground again?

kingcloud says:
nonono

kingcloud says:
no

kingcloud says:
wait

kingcloud says:
on his shorts

globe199x says:
so you and your friend were on the ground naked getting high in an abandoned shack in the woods?

redslime25 says:
I can't handle this story

kingcloud says:
no!!!!!

kingcloud says:
wait

globe199x says:
hehe

kingcloud says:
its funny

globe199x says:
okay, bee on his shorts, I've got it

globe199x says:
we're serious now

kingcloud says:
i hit him in the nuts with my hat

globe199x says:
a natural reaction

redslime25 says:
hahahaha

kingcloud says:
and he got stung like 3 times in the face

globe199x says:
tell me it stung his junk

globe199x says:
oof

redslime25 says:
in the face

redslime25 says:
oh man

globe199x says:
that's almost as bad

globe199x says:
3 times in the face

globe199x says:
that bee wasn't **ing around

redslime25 says:
like a dirty porn actress

globe199x says:
hehe

kingcloud says:
and he started screming "what the ** was that sumthin bit me"

globe199x says:
what if someone says something amusing now?

kingcloud says:
and then he looked at me and asked "did you see anything"

globe199x says:
what did you say?

kingcloud says:
and on his shirt was the bee

kingcloud says:
and bee got in his shirt and stung him like 8 more times

redslime25 says:
haha, bee wasn't done yet!

kingcloud says:
and he ran screming from the shack

globe199x says:
figure the smoke would have repelled him

globe199x says:
rather than infuriate him

globe199x says:
I like that it didn't even touch you

kingcloud says:
saying "somthins **ing biting me"

redslime25 says:
I like how you see a bee on your buds nuts and you whack it with a hat... totally sacking your friend, and the end result was him getting stung three times in the face

kingcloud says:
wait

redslime25 says:
ok go on

kingcloud says:
story aint over

redslime25 says:
my bad, continue garcon

globe199x says:
"Something's **ing biting me!!" he cried out, stumbling from out the door in a panic.

kingcloud says:
well we made sure the bee was not in the shirt

kingcloud says:
and left to go to his home

kingcloud says:
halfway there he falls off his bike and starts screming wtf is wrong with this shirt, it turns out the bee was still in the shirt

redslime25 says:
hahaha

globe199x says:
aahaha

globe199x says:
it's the shirt

kingcloud says:
and thats the end

globe199x says:
(applause)

redslime25 says:
I thought the ending was going to be "and it ended up to be aids all along"

kingcloud says:
oh

globe199x says:
hehe

redslime25 says:
man (clapping) that was by far

redslime25 says:
the best bee story tonight

kingcloud says:
it turns out there is a very big hornets nest in the shack

redslime25 says:
dare I say ever in SK Chat history

globe199x says:
"We never did find that bee... but some say, on cold autumn nights, you can still hear his faint buzzing on your friend's nuts."

redslime25 says:
hahahaha

redslime25 says:
hahaha

globe199x says:
BOO!!

kingcloud says:
i think it was 3 feet big it was crazy

kingcloud says:
the hive

redslime25 says:
I could imagine a 36 inch bee

redslime25 says:
nuts man

redslime25 says:
literally

End scene.

On the topic of Comedy.

2007-03-13T02:02:00.000-04:00

CountSlime says:
One time I had a teacher who worked at a radio station and this woman kept showing up at station events, and one night, when she worked the overnight shift, she tried to break into the station and the cops found her with a stun gun and handcuffs in her purse

rika95 says:
That is quite a story. What was she doing with a stun gun and handcuffs?

Zeefer says:
oooh

CountSlime says:
to use them to subdue him as she had her way with him.

rika95 says:
{shrug_smiley}

Globe199x says:
hehe, it makes light of a problem that deserves seriousness

Globe199x says:
comedy gold

rika95 says:
{rolleye_smiley}

CountSlime says:
Almost as much so as domestick abuse.

Globe199x says:
*Comedy Tip* Don't forget about hurtful stereotypes!

rika95 says:
I do not know what a domestick is.

rika95 says:
Hurtful stereotypes are not funny at all!

Globe199x says:
Dome"shtick" abuse

rika95 says:
I do not know what Dome"shtick" abuse is.

redslime25 says:
Domeshtick abuse is when the husband plants banana peels all over the floor with recorded canned laughter ready at a push of a button

Globe199x says:
hehehehe

Zeefer says:
I don't quite like the tone of your voice. *gunshot*

rika95 says:
Okay. So it's waiting for someone walking over the floor to trip and fall?

Sharjeel says:
*runs off* o.o'

Globe199x says:
it's funnier than slapstickutory rape

Zeefer says:
booo

redslime25 says to rika95:
Domeshtick abuse is if The Three Stoges were caught in a bizarre homosexual love triangle

rika95 says:
Okay...

CountSlime says:
I'm Mac Tonight

redslime25 says:
give me a second to do slapstickutory rape... that's a toughy

cloudsdream says:
?

rika95 says:
Okay....

Zeefer says:
you people and your fully quoted conversations

Globe199x says:
I thought it was good enough, given the specificity of the topics

rika95 says:
Whatever.

Globe199x says to CountSlime:
Little Mac?

cloudsdream says:
i turn my head for about a minute and your gang raping now?

Sharjeel says:
I wonder if I have any chat modding options. xP

rika95 says:
{rolleye_smiley}

Zeefer says:
it's like when I went for a roast beef, then I came back to chat to see everyone I thought I knew on a table in a pile

CountSlime says:
I hate how they always paint the man in Domeshtick abuse cases as the vaudevillian.

rika95 says:
I do not know what vaudevillian is.

Zeefer says:
I like obscure quote too.

rika95 says:
There are so many words I do not know.

redslime25 says:
slapstickutory rape is like when a man pretends to hit a young woman in the face with a frying pan, then later finds out that it was illegal to do so under the current state law, and becomes a felon even though she agreed to the frying pan.

Sharjeel says:
Alright. @_@'

Sharjeel says:
<.< Can we not talk about rape..

cloudsdream says:
rika we need better nomination categories!! like most power hungry or most willing to die for the king award

Sharjeel says:
xD The most utadaist!

Zeefer says:
let's plan a group vacation to taco island instead

Globe199x says:
the suck-up-iest

rika95 says:
More nomination categories would be good.

Globe199x says:
no, let's go to festive Pen Island

redslime25 says:
fine.. if we can't talk about rape then I am going idle

Zeefer says:
Defiance!

Quote of the night.

2007-03-13T00:00:00.000-04:00

"If you get rid of the 'r' it's cumpet"
-PrincessK492