And now presenting: "Burger Poop Sex" (Part 1).

Editor's Note: We have a special entry today for Thanksgiving. The editors and I have been waiting for the perfect time to post it, and there couldn't be any better moment than this. Happy Thanksgiving! We hope you already ate dinner.

* Healuslol shows off best assets

* redslime25 tosses up a brew dog to Rika

redslime25 says:
I just wanna get get get get cho drunk

Healuslol says:
you wanna rape this, baby?

Healuslol says:
XD

* Princessk492 vomits and applies the fangs

redslime25 says:
Get you drunk inside my humps

Princessk492 says:
oh baby

redslime25 says:
My humps. My humps. My lovely lady lumps.

Princessk492 says:
let's make loooooooove

* Healuslol Rika rapes other Rika

redslime25 says:
So Rika, let's say you and me, get busy... in helping you poop

Princessk492 says:
oh yea, stick it in so I can push it out

* matsam vomits

matsam says:
GROSS!

Zeefer says:
..............................................

redslime25 says:
Mmmmmm haaaaa, push it, p-p-p-p-push it REAL good

redslime25 says:
Salt and peppas here!

Princessk492 says:
oo baby baby! ba baby baby!

* matsam covers his eyes

* Healuslol grabs Matsams booty

Healuslol says:
XD

matsam says:
ACK!

matsam says:
I'm getting raped!

Healuslol says:
I have all your treasure now!

matsam says:
no...wait...I'm getting surprise sex!

* Princessk492 touches matsam inappropriately

Globe199x says:
"BANNED"

redslime25 says:
You're all fired!

Princessk492 says:
let's have a sexay fivesome@

Princessk492 says:
!

Princessk492 says:







8

Princessk492 says:
wtf lol

matsam says:
haha

MetroidXPS says to Megalosaro:
girls don't have sex with you if you give them water

redslime25 says:
! 8

Zeefer says to Princessk492:
OUT OF CHARACTER

matsam says:
we're 11

matsam says:
a elevensome?

Princessk492 says:
eek! I'm sorry!

MetroidXPS says to Megalosaro:
"Look at me! I'm Zeefer! Go suck lemons and I'm on the lime gelatine and tax collectors and PBF! BLA BLA BLA"

* Princessk492 applies topicgel

Princessk492 says:
is that better?

redslime25 says:
I don't think an elevensome has every been attempted

MetroidXPS says:
Confusious say, “Stop looking for answers inside a freakin’ cookie!”

Globe199x says:
haha, that was my Zeefer quote

Princessk492 says:
i'll elevensome baby

matsam says:
I'm in!

* matsam gets naked

redslime25 says:
Confuseus say, "Man who stands on toilet, gets high on pot."

* Princessk492 rika rips off pants

Angelus says:
confuse us?

Healuslol says:
I wouldn't mind it

* Princessk492 rika puts on wizard hat

matsam says:
Heal, you're in too?

Healuslol says:
I'm in

redslime25 says:
Yeah confuse us

matsam says:
get naked!

* Healuslol is naked

MetroidXPS says:
{no_smiley}

matsam says:
haha

matsam says:
you already were

Princessk492 says:
who likes bite secks!?

redslime25 says:
It is a joke, so what? wanna fight about it?

* Princessk492 rika exposes fangs

Megalosaro says to MetroidXPS:
bitsecks?

Megalosaro says to MetroidXPS:
I've never heard of bitsecks

MetroidXPS says:
{weird_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
well babay you'll know of it now

Princessk492 says:
bite bite

matsam says:
bite means dick in French

Healuslol says:
....

* Megalosaro has surprise seck with

redslime25 says:
Hey rika, let's play sexy dentist

MetroidXPS says:
I agree heal

Princessk492 says:
bite, dick, it's all the same

redslime25 says:
Open wide for me baby

* Princessk492 rika opens wide

redslime25 says:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Healuslol says:
BUKAKKE!

Princessk492 says:
oh wait you meant my mouth

redslime25 says:
It's hidous!!

Healuslol says:
XD

matsam says:
haha

redslime25 says:
Yes your mouth.

redslime25 says:
Please.

* Megalosaro has surprise sex with

Angelus says to matsam:
I've never heard it refered to as that

matsam says:
"Sorry! Come again!"

Princessk492 says:
sorry, I'll close my legs then

* Megalosaro has surprise sex with

MetroidXPS says:
-_-

redslime25 says:
Smells like a Boston harbourfront here...

matsam says:
bite is slang french

Angelus says to matsam:
must be a quebec thing

matsam says:
no

matsam says:
they use it in France too

Healuslol says:
< makes it stop

Zeefer says:
I want to visit quebec someday

Angelus says:
weird

matsam says:
you need to watch more movies

Healuslol says:
for somme reason

* Princessk492 rika bites heal

Zeefer says:
I hope they build a space elevator to it sometime soon

Angelus says:
parisian french sounds like they've got something hard stuck in their rear end

Angelus says:
so no thanks

redslime25 says:
They do, each other!

Princessk492 says:
i have something hard stuck in my rear end too!

matsam says:
"Québec, the amazing flowting continent!"

redslime25 says:
Har har har

Princessk492 says:
I just can't poo!

Angelus says:
haha

redslime25 says:
Princess, it looks like you got a whole hamburger up there

Princessk492 says:
help me push it out

matsam says:
oh god

matsam says:
tasy

matsam says:
tasty!

Princessk492 says:
i'll let you eat it

matsam says:
that's hawt

* Healuslol vomits

* redslime25 spanks that ass

redslime25 says:
Get of there burger!

Princessk492 says:
oh baby

Princessk492 says:
spank it again

Princessk492 says:
harder

Healuslol says:
STOP

redslime25 says:
Welcome to Slime Knights Chat...

Healuslol says:
AGHH

Princessk492 says:
lmfao

matsam says:
You know you want some too Heal

matsam says:
you're DYING for some

Megalosaro says:
this might just qualify as the classiest chat ever

Princessk492 says:
oh i'll let you have some

matsam says:
cum and get it

Healuslol says:
ON YOUR FACE

Healuslol says:
XD

Princessk492 says:
cum and hamburger what a tasty meal

* redslime25 spanks it harder

Angelus says to Megalosaro:
classy != disgusting

redslime25 says:
Burger burger burger burger

redslime25 says:
Come to me!

Princessk492 says:
HNNNGG

Princessk492 says:
(angerpoo_smiley)

* Healuslol gets even sicker

* Healuslol dies

matsam says:
oh no you don't!

redslime25 says:
Quick to the McDonald's toilet!

* matsam thrown a phoenix down at Heal

redslime25 says:
I got the strainer

Princessk492 says:
it's diarhea!! it.. it won't stop!!

matsam says:
awesome!

matsam says:
everybody can get some

* matsam takes a big bucket

Tifa23 says:
mmmm...chocolate milkshake

Princessk492 says:
let's swim in it!

redslime25 says:
Ahhhh all over my hand!

Tifa23 says:
what a time for me to come back

Princessk492 says:
lick it!

* matsam puts some all over his hair

redslime25 says:
It's worse than the spread gun in Contra!

matsam says:
it's almost like an all-you-can-eat buffet!

Megalosaro says:
All you can eat!

Princessk492 says:
put it in your mouths!

Princessk492 says:
have you seen my balls?

redslime25 says:
what are these? corn kernels?

Healuslol says:
ICK

Healuslol says:
STFU

Princessk492 says:
I can't find my balls!!

Princessk492 says:
it's lost in the poo

matsam says to:
thatss aulreadee whot I'm dooing

Zeefer says to:
all right that's it

Zeefer says:
I'm outta here

*** Zeefer lost connection, left the room

matsam says:
That only makes more for me!

* matsam goes crazy!

redslime25 says:
Ironically, my love for all of you is like diarhea.. I just can't hold it in

* matsam grabs RedSlime

redslime25 says:
not surprise sex again...

Princessk492 says:
I think my love is ending

*** Tifa23 quit the room

matsam says:
HELL YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

redslime25 says:
You are all sick

matsam says:
no not yet Princess!

redslime25 says:
Sick f.ucking bastards!

Princessk492 says:
ok!

*** redslime25 lost connection, left the room

matsam says:
haha

The trouble with teasing.

healuslol says to cloud1991:
so Cloudy said she'd marry me XDD

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
i will kick your a**

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
don't tease me

healuslol says to cloud1991:
she said it XD

cyberninja49 says to:
*tease*

healuslol says to cloud1991:
no lie

Zeefer says:
that's it

Zeefer says:
improper use of **

PrincessK492 says:
lol

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
freaking liar

healuslol says to PrincessK492 (private):
god I love messing with him

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
cloudy wil never marry u

PrincessK492 says to healuslol (private):
lol i know

PrincessK492 says to healuslol (private):
he's so immature

healuslol says to PrincessK492 (private):
although she did say she would XD

PrincessK492 says to healuslol (private):
i know XD

healuslol says to PrincessK492 (private):
we were just messing around

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
nice tease of the night

healuslol says to cloud1991:
Ask Princess

Zeefer says:
this will come to a dramatic scene because.... CLOUDY MUST DECIDE WHO TO MARRY IN 10 DAYS!!

healuslol says to cloud1991:
she knows that cloudy said it

healuslol says to cloud1991:
XD

cloud1991 says to PrincessK492 (private):
is he saying the truth.I bet he bribed u

PrincessK492 says to cloud1991 (private):
no, she actually said yes

cloud1991 says to PrincessK492 (private):
stop lying

cloud1991 says to PrincessK492 (private):
plz dont lie

PrincessK492 says to cloud1991 (private):
i'm really not lying

healuslol says to cloud1991:
she said "of course I'll marry my little balthier wannabe"

cyberninja49 says:
LOL

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
whatever

PrincessK492 says:
hey phantasystar commented:

PrincessK492 says:
"Their just a bunch of jerks trying to start trouble. Like morons that rank everyones submissions at 1 star to try and make theirs look better. I gave the pic a plus. It was a cute pic. "

redslime25 says:
Yo, phantasy star is a **ing idiot

redslime25 says:
I got in an arguement with that jerk on Dante's Casino too

cloud1991 says:
i got in a argument with healy

cyberninja49 says:
oh yeah

cyberninja49 says:
hes an idiot

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
anyone can say they will

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
and not mean it

healuslol says:
XD

healuslol says:
you still on that cloud XD

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
yes.i aint gunna leave till u admit it

matsam says:
admit what?

cyberninja49 says:
yo cloud chill

healuslol says:
XD

cloud1991 says:
i get mad at that

cloud1991 says:
cyber

cyberninja49 says:
what he say?

healuslol says:
I said Cloudy said she'd marry me

healuslol says:
XD

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
no she wont!!!

matsam says:
haha

Zeefer says:
ah, that

matsam says:
she will?

mist says:
what an argument

Zeefer says:
well, she has to marry someone!

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
not him

matsam says:
well, they go well together

matsam says:
{tongue_smiley}

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
out of everyone ou?

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
you

Zeefer says:
if she doesn't get married in the next week, SK will shut down!

cloud1991 says:
i cant take it anymore

PrincessK492 says:
lol

*** cloud1991 quit the room

matsam says:
yeah!

Discourse for the disapproved.

Angelus says:
know what north america needs more of?

matsam says:
FLs

Angelus says:
no

MetroidXPS says:
Xd

Angelus says:
Goemon

matsam says:
no

matsam says:
FLs

Princessk492 says:
haha

Angelus says:
... they originate from north america you fool

MetroidXPS says:
{think_smiley}

matsam says:
we still need more!

Healuslol says:
I agree

A debate on mockery.

healuslol says to kainnero:
do you know who wrote that or no?

kainnero says:
oh~~~~! the bitch came back the very next day! thought she was a goner but she just couldnt stay away

kainnero says:
sure knock my sandals off

healuslol says:
but that is reallyweird

healuslol says:
who would mock me but Red or Glowb xD

kainnero says:
lol

kainnero says:
well i have no love for red

kainnero says:
because he's an ass with no real claim

kainnero says:
at least jabba has a claim on english

Sharjeel says:
T___T What are we talking about?

kainnero says:
charlie for being evil in sneaking eb deals XD

Globe199x says:
talking about me??

healuslol says:
well that comment that said "Healuslol" was not Healuslol

kainnero says:
count being snarky

* Globe199x folds hands, leans forward.

kainnero says:
and me for being mighty midget XD

Sharjeel says:
Links?

kainnero says:
red just had no ID

kainnero says
>>

kainnero says:
let alone imagination

healuslol says to Sharjeel:
[Editor's Note: Link removed due to inabropriate content. We have to keep this site family-friendly!!]

kainnero says:
i can just delete it if it wasnt you

healuslol says:
plus IIRC\

kainnero says:
i dont like posers

healuslol says:
Count created the fivesome

Globe199x says:
created the fivesome?

Sharjeel says:
D= Someone made a comment in your name?

healuslol says:
yes

kainnero says:
i'll delete it

kainnero says:
kain dont like coward posers

kainnero says:
who ever did it has no balls

healuslol says:
& I say Interwebs

healuslol says:
not Intranets

healuslol says:
for all I know it coulda been Redslurm being Redslurm

And now presenting: "Less Than Three."

Sharjeel says:
Matty. <3 Hola.

matsam says:
Sharjeel, why did you put a <3 in there...

Sharjeel says:
Because I love you mat, you sexy beast!

cloud1991 says to Sharjeel:
{lol_smiley}

matsam says:
{shocked_smiley}

matsam says:
wow!

mist says:
{shocked_smiley}

PrincessK492 says:
...awkward XD

Sharjeel says:
xD I prefer fawkward.

healuslol says:
Mattyyyyyyy <333333333

cloud1991 says:
XD

healuslol says:
XDDD

PrincessK492 says:
shar just likes your curly hair

Sharjeel says:
Everyone! Do it. It' s the new cool thing!

matsam says:
Am I that sexy tonight?

Sharjeel says:
MAATTTY <33333!

PrincessK492 says:
you brought sexy back, mat

Sharjeel says:
Matt, words cannot describe the emotions I feel when I stare at you. <_<;

matsam says:
yeah!

mist says:
OMG

Sharjeel says:
Is this..love? PLOT TWIST

matsam says:
dah dah DAAAAAAH!

Sharjeel says:
And the audience gasps!

PrincessK492 says:
and then you two gaze lovingly into each others' eyes

healuslol says:
gay lovers forever <3

mist says:
mmm mat and shar

mist says:
now what kind of children this would make

Sharjeel says:
xD

PrincessK492 says:
pretty boys with too much hair

healuslol says:
or something

* healuslol hugs 1991

cloud1991 says:
dont touch me fool

PlatKing says:
i never had any misunderstanding why KS picked you for a mod, because you kiss up on the site and thats all you'll ever do, just like you do on KHInsider, I'm done with arguing here

Sharjeel says:
Can you just shuttup? Your disgusting. We're trying to have fun here.

The trouble with trysts.

simpleman says:
i wanna date red

Tifa23 says:
......................

Healuslol says:
Quote of the Night

Princessk492 says:
...

simpleman says :
you to tifa

Healuslol says:
Oh noez

simpleman says:
you to healuslol

Healuslol says:
oh gay

simpleman says:
im bi

Healuslol says:
I see XD

Tifa23 says:
i was just going to say swinger

Princessk492 says to Healuslol (private):
he's said things before randomly like "im a transexual" and "i like anal sex"

Healuslol says:
simpleman if you got within 5 feet of Red you'd explode

Tifa23 says:
{liar_smiley,lol_smiley}

Tifa23 says:
{whistle_smiley}

Healuslol says:
PANT EXPLOSION

simpleman says:
it doesnt matter what gender of they look good

Healuslol says:
XD

redslime25 says:
If you want to date me, you better put out on the first night

A debate on material.

Disclaimer: Several editors of this blog were opposed to the posting of this entry because of the mere mention of the name of the Slimeknights moderator Zenithian would bring down the classiness of our months of work. It is this author's guarantee that we believe in the out most quality of comedy and classiness. We will continue to deliver on that promise. So that being said; reader discretion is advised. If you have any comments or questions, there will be a email address at the end of the post to contact me directly. Your friend, RedSlime.

redslime25 says:
that's pretty balless kain, if you can't play a sport, be one

dargondarkfire says:
you know red... what you just said made no sense whatso ever

redslime25 says:
you know dargon, who are you?

redslime25 says:
are you new here?

dargondarkfire says:
..........

matsam says:
yeah, who are you?

torgo says:
come on though

torgo says:
Redlimp and PK both don't have balls

dargondarkfire says:
i'm dargon, devourer of you

matsam says:
Zenithian should come in here

torgo says:
It fits!

kainnero says:
uh

kainnero says:
princessk has a reason not to have balls!

redslime25 says:
Is the word 'dargon' slang for the male penis? Cause if so I don't want to be involved in anything you do to me

torgo says:
true, but still she could be red {tongue_smiley}

redslime25 says:
sorry torgo, I'm really red, all dudes tonight

*** Welcome to Slime Knights Chat, Zenithian

dargondarkfire says:
my name does not mean a males genitals

redslime25 says:
dude, why are you talkng about males genitals? that's gross

Zenithian says:
redslime, what are you up to? I thought you had quit SK...

redslime25 says:
Hey ... Zenithian? Who are you?

Zenithian says:
Someone who's been here longer than any of you.

Zenithian says:
You should know who I am.

kainnero says:
lol

redslime25 says:
Sorry doesn't ring a bell

dargondarkfire says:
he should know who i am to but he doesn't

kainnero says:
red hit his head on the way out

Zenithian says:
Maybe this will help?

*** redslime25 was kicked out by Zenithian

dargondarkfire says:
you know

Zenithian says:
Torgo, do you have the chat log of this?

kainnero says:
LOL

matsam says:
wasn't that a bit harsh?

kainnero says:
well

dargondarkfire says:
it feels stangely fuffilling that zen kicked him

kainnero says:
there was a few jokes i wanted to toss at him

kainnero says:
but oh well

kainnero says:
he'll be back

kainnero says:
he ran out of material

Zenithian says:
You'll get your chance maybe, kainny...that was just a 15 minute kick.

kainnero says:
and princessk isnt here to get chat logs for him

dargondarkfire says:
thought a kick was 10 minutes

Zenithian says:
It's 15 minutes.

kainnero says:
let's wait and see if he comes back

PlatKing says to Zenithian:
i did not see you boot red did i? {tongue_smiley}

dargondarkfire says:
still it feels like an acomplishment that zen kicked him lol

Zenithian says:
I had already seen enough to know he was up to no good, especially since he supposedly hates SK.

kainnero says:
but he still comes back

kainnero says:
he just hates it because supposedly we're not entertaining enough

kainnero says:
i mean us not entertaining?

kainnero says:
excuse us

kainnero says:
if he wants entertainment, he should pay for it

Zenithian says:
That's right, dd...that's all I needed to kick him, was for repeated harassment.

Zenithian says:
He's been around long enough to know the rules...I don't need to warn him, that's my option to do so.

healuslol says to Zenithian:
that's what Red does >.<

Zenithian says:
:(

Zenithian says:
Well now Red also gets his head bashed in with my ban hammer(TM), heal {laugh_smiley}

Zenithian says:
Actually, he needs someone to break their foot off in his ass

Discourse for the dimwitted.

cloudsdream says:
well im annoyed at your heal-mat-tifa team

cloudsdream says:
thanks heaven i got my people and hason my general has come back

cloudsdream says:
oh its nothing against you matty

cloudsdream says:
its against heal XD and tifa

cloudsdream says:
and the neo-chaters

matsam says:
neo...you calling me a newbie?

matsam says:
lol

MetroidXPS says:
XD

cloudsdream says:
in my chat, yes

matsam says:
aw...

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
cloudy grow the f uck up

matsam says:
ouch

cloudsdream says:
i am grown up XD

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
you sure don't act it

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
or talk like it

cloudsdream says:
and tifa watch your mouth

cloudsdream says:
its not nice

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
and either are you

* matsam backs up slowly...

cloudsdream says:
tifa you don't know me that long, im obviously playing

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
i don't care if your playing or not

* healuslol sits back & watches the pain

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
your are being way to damn immature for any respect from me

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
and it's sickening

cloudsdream says:
what did i do?

cloudsdream says:
i've been like this since the chat first started

cloudsdream says:
sheesh

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
yeah...a 10 year old

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
you are 20 time to act like it

cloudsdream says:
i was confused for a 10 year old, so im not insulted

cloudsdream says:
i don't want to

cloudsdream says:
im tired of being responsible and mature

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
you have never been mature

cloudsdream says:
i got to much things to cry and worry about

healuslol says to cloudsdream:
you complain about not having friends

healuslol says to cloudsdream:
but you act like a damn child

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
and you think the rest of us don't

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
any another sign you are beyond pathetic

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
and not worth the time to even talk to

cloudsdream says:
okay

healuslol says to cloudsdream:
I'm only saying you act like a damn child because at 20 you still let "mommy" & "daddy" push you around

cloudsdream says:
well thats how i was raised

healuslol says to cloudsdream:
"lets give mommy & daddy all my money!"

MetroidXPS says to Tifa23:
.....

cloudsdream says:
if i don't do that then we could have filed bankcruptcy

healuslol says to cloudsdream:
so?

healuslol says to cloudsdream:
MOVE THE ** OUT

cloudsdream says:
i live with them

cloudsdream says:
where?

cloudsdream says:
i love them

healuslol says to cloudsdream:
get your own damn apartment

cloudsdream says:
and i devout my life to them until i get married

healuslol says to cloudsdream:
.... that really isn't going to help that gettingt married thing AT ALL

MetroidXPS says to healuslol:
Heal shut up

cloudsdream says:
no

cloudsdream says:
lets just all calm down

cloudsdream says:
im sorry

Tifa23 says:
pffft...kind of late to be sorry now

Tifa23 says:
after you just piss everyone off for the last time

healuslol says to MetroidXPS:
I wasn't even being mean

cloudsdream says:
oh tifa im not sorry at you atall

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
{rolleye_smiley}

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
oh yeah i forgot

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
heal "loves" me

cloudsdream says:
i don't care about him like that

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
bull

cloudsdream says:
not anymore

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
exactly

healuslol says:
this is too crazy even for me

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
omg...i have to hate tifa b/c other guys talk to her here

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
you have the mentality of a child

cloudsdream says:
well of course not and you know whats worse

cloudsdream says:
that im childish and you are therefore arguing with a child

cloudsdream says:
now that is stupid and even more childish

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
no...i'm telling off an idiot 20 year old

cloudsdream says:
ha

An inside joke moment.

Healuslol says:
ha one of my friends reserved EO because they want a FF like RPG for the DS

Healuslol says:
I was like "...................."

Angelus says:
wtfux

Angelus says:
is FFIII DS not "FF-like" for your friend?

Healuslol says:
I was like.....

Healuslol says:
"dude Wizardry"

Angelus says:
I want to get that wizardry game that atlus published out here

Angelus says:
I'm hearing good things about it

Globe199x says:
"Dude Wizardry"

Globe199x says:
Abracadabrrrraahhhhh

The trouble with tardiness.

Megalosaro says:
what is a Zipper Mask?

Angelus says:
a nomura creation that hasn't come out yet

cyberninja49 says to Megalosaro:
Where did you see a zipper mask?

Megalosaro says:
zeefer's blog

cyberninja49 says:
lol

Globe199x says:
it's like a FL, but for your face

Megalosaro says:
o i c

Princessk492 says:
haha

Globe199x says:
and it has a zipper

Angelus says:
so you can fap your face?

cyberninja49 says:
its similar to a gimp mask

cyberninja49 says:
which is disturbing

Healuslol says to Angelus:
yes, you can fap your face

Healuslol says to Angelus:
try it XD

Globe199x says:
disturbing, or INFINITELY TITILLATING?

cyberninja49 says:
ok dont look up zipper mask on google

Princessk492 says:
hahahhhaa

Princessk492 says:
bad images, huh?

cyberninja49 says:
im scared now

cyberninja49 says:
i betcha all of you are doing it tho

Angelus says:
haha

Princessk492 says:
I'm not "doing it" I'm chatting

Angelus says to cyberninja49:
fapping?

cyberninja49 says:
oh you are just hilarious

Healuslol says to cyberninja49:
S&M

cyberninja49 says:
STFU!

Globe199x *zzzzzip*

Princessk492 says:
hahaha

Healuslol says:
PK loves S&M

Angelus says:
dominant or submissive?

cyberninja49 says:
HAHAHA

Princessk492 says:
ZOMG! HOW DID YOU KNOW!!?

Healuslol says:
I mean she does have $400 hooker boots XD

Angelus says:
ah true

Globe199x says:
are hooker boots expensive?

Princessk492 says to Healuslol:
you haven't even seen the boots!

Healuslol says to Princessk492:
I'm a **ing ninja

cyberninja49 says to Globe199x:
he just said 400

Angelus says to Princessk492:
you told us about them

Healuslol says to Princessk492:
yes a "**ing" ninja

cyberninja49 says to Healuslol:
**** YOU IM A NINJA

Princessk492 says:
but I didn't tell you what they look like, they look nothing like hooker boots lol

Healuslol says to cyberninja49:
you may be a ninja

Angelus says:
you described them

Princessk492 says:
I did? what did I say?

Healuslol says to cyberninja49:
but I'm a ninja trained in the art of **ing

cyberninja49 says to Healuslol:
that doesnt even make sense

Angelus says:
hahahah

Healuslol says to cyberninja49:
I can do it without even being seen

Globe199x says:
or felt

cyberninja49 says:
OHHHHHHHHH!

Healuslol says to Globe199x:
oh they feel it

cyberninja49 says:
are you quick like a ninja too?

Healuslol says to Globe199x:
they wonder why they hand a random orgasm XD

Healuslol says:
yes I said hand

Healuslol says:
XD

Globe199x says:
You are a pervert.

Globe199x says:
Everyone is better than you in bed.

Healuslol says to Globe199x:
this has been established long ago Glowb

cyberninja49 says:
AHAHAHAHAHA!

cyberninja49 says:
AHAHAHAHA!

Healuslol says to Globe199x:
the perv part I mean

Healuslol says:
DAMN MY SLOW TYPING

cyberninja49 says:
ohhh that worked out great

Globe199x says:
where's redslime and his out-of-context bloggery?

cyberninja49 says:
i agree

Healuslol says:
SHUT UP

cyberninja49 says:
someone better be saving this

Globe199x says:
it's being taken care of

Princessk492 says:
oh I am

cyberninja49 says:
sick

Healuslol says:
NO!

Healuslol says:
I'M ALREADY IN THAT DAMN BLOG ENOUGH

Healuslol says:
I started Bestiality, I have "homosexual tendencies".... and probably other things

*** Angelus lost connection, left the room

Discourse for the discombobulated.

cloudsdream says:
so frensy, are you like working, or just hanging out?

fernsocc says to cloudsdream:
just hanging out, because chat doesn't work at the office

Globe199x says:
probably we're being monitored and everything we're saying is being sent to Square Enix bigwigs

cloudsdream says:
okies ^_^ sorry i bother you so much XD

Princessk492 says:
they're making sure there's no BPS

Globe199x says:
haha, gross

Angelus says to Princessk492:
Battle Programmer Shirase?

Princessk492 says:
hahah

Globe199x says:
yes, Battle Programmer what-you-said

Princessk492 says to Angelus:
umm.. you could call it that

Princessk492 says to Angelus:
yes

Angelus says:
greatest short anime EVER

Globe199x says:
quit making up anime titles

Angelus says:
I'm not :/

And now the conclusion: "Abnegating an avower" (Part 2).

cloud1991 says:
am i on your internet?

redslime25 says:
I don't want you on my internet

Healuslol says to cloud1991:
he was telling you to get off his damn internets

cloud1991 says:
im not on your internet

redslime25 says:
yes you are

cloud1991 says:
how?

redslime25 says:
depends if you are using a dial-up connection or broadband

redslime25 says:
but the basic principle is that you are using a modem to connect to it

cloud1991 says:
i pay my bills you dont

cloud1991 says:
so how am i on your internet?

redslime25 says:
once again, the basic principle is that you are using a modem to connect to my internet

cloud1991 says:
I dont wanna hear it you fags

Healuslol says to cloud1991:
dude... shut up

Healuslol says to cloud1991:
you are getting your ass handed to you

cloud1991 says to Healuslol:
what the **

cloud1991 says to Healuslol:
dont tell me to shut up

redslime25 says:
hahahaha

cloud1991 says:
who made you king

redslime25 says:
hey you asked the question, I simply provided the answer

cloud1991 says:
no

cloud1991 says:
you simply told me to get of your internet

cloud1991 says:
and i said im not on your internet im on mine

redslime25 says to cloud1991:
Healuslol is your king, as long as you abuse my internet, you will respect that

Healuslol says to cloud1991:
we are the lords of the whole Internet

cloud1991 says:
you are all **ing bitches you know

cloud1991 says:
i come here to enjoy my time

cloud1991 says:
yet you ruin my day

redslime25 says:
so it's ok to call me a fag?

Healuslol says to cloud1991:
you called me a fag too

redslime25 says:
That's not very nice

Megalosaro says:
And you just called me a bitch -_-

redslime25 says:
You called Saro a bitch too? That's a very derogatory word

Healuslol says to cloud1991:
I find that word offensive

cloud1991 says :
you know

cloud1991 says:
an di bet you came to look for problems red

cloud1991 says:
cuz i was chilling

cloud1991 says:
till you started that comment

redslime25 says:
I just told you to get off my internet, you're the one resorting to insults

redslime25 says:
It's not very nice

cloud1991 says:
im not on your internet

redslime25 says:
Do we need to explain that to you again? Yes, you are

Healuslol says to cloud1991:
WE ARE THE LORDS OF THE INTERNET

Healuslol says to cloud1991:
WE OWN IT

cloud1991 says:
meh

cloud1991 says:
well if you own it

cloud1991 says:
im breaking the rules

cloud1991 says:
and staying on it

cloud1991 says:
so.....

redslime25 says:
Sentence (Noun): A string of words satisfying the grammatical rules of a language.

And now presenting: "Abnegating an avower" (Part 1).

redslime25 says:
cloud do me a favour and get off my internet

* cloud1991 smacks redslime

redslime25 says:
you wish you could

redslime25 says:
your hand would break if you tried

redslime25 says:
fragile 16 year old bones

cloud1991 says:
wth

cloud1991 says:
u crazy red

cloud1991 says:
u see

cloud1991 says:
im not a normal 16 yr old

cloud1991 says:
so watch what you say

* redslime25 withholds cloud1991's keyboard

redslime25 says:
you can get it back when you learn how to use it

cloud1991 says:
ive been in fights with 24 yr olds

redslime25 says:
no you haven't

cloud1991 says:
ha

cloud1991 says:
right

cloud1991 says:
u sur?

redslime25 says:
yes I am 101% sure

cloud1991 says:
red

cloud1991 says:
your a jerk

redslime25 says:
so?

cloud1991 says:
u can never prove something

redslime25 says:
and?

cloud1991 says:
if u aint see it yourself

redslime25 says:
your point is?

Healuslol says to cloud1991:
grammar man

cloud1991 says:
im saying

redslime25 says:
stop right there cloud

redslime25 says:
look up the word "sentence" and then talk to me

cloud1991 says:
that cuz your older dont mean i cant kick your ass

cloud1991 says:
whoa dont be such a smart ass

redslime25 says:
can't, born that way

Healuslol says to redslime25:
99% of us in this chat were Red

Healuslol says:
XD

redslime25 says:
Being young isn't the reason you can't kick my ass

redslime25 says:
I was saying if you tried to smack me, your fragile weak bones would break

redslime25 says:
look up the word "read" while you're at dictionary.com

cloud1991 says to redslime25:
look of the word shut the ** up

cloud1991 says to redslime25:
you **ing bastard

cloud1991 says to redslime25:
what the ** acting all cool

cloud1991 says to redslime25:
u started it

cloud1991 says:
telling me to get of your internet

cloud1991 says:
wtf is that?

redslime25 says:
it was a request

The trouble with tendencies.

PrincessK492 says:
on a more serious note, i only hate 2 people in this world and that's Zach Hanson and Hilary Duff

healuslol says:
or Mat?

matsam says:
what?

redslime25 says:
Zach Hanson, is that the one that looks like a chick?

PrincessK492 says:
all of them do

healuslol says:
all 3 look like chicks

PrincessK492 says:
but he stole my birthday and that's not cool

healuslol says:
Issac, Zac & Taylor

redslime25 says:
yeah... but one looks like a really hot chick

PrincessK492 says:
lol

healuslol says:
Taylor

redslime25 says:
ya Taylor hahaha

healuslol says:
WHY DO I KNOW THIS???

redslime25 says:
hahaha

healuslol says:
MY GOD KILL ME NOW

redslime25 says:
healus that's awesome

redslime25 says:
lemme copy this chat log

globe199x says:
Cut. Print. GAY.