And now presenting: "Christy Wheats."

Globe199x says:
remember when Hitler tried to crucify Jesus again, but then God burst through the window to save him?

Globe199x says:
http://www.superdickery.com/propaganda/67.html

Zeefer says:
I thought jesus was god

Globe199x says:
apparently not

Zeefer says:
jesus is like how mixing a peach and a plum would go

Globe199x says:
explain

Zeefer says:
I want to eat the result of that mixture

Globe199x says:
you want to eat Jesus?

Globe199x says:
there might just be a sacrament for that

Zeefer says:
isn't that the purpose of going to church?

Zeefer says:
they even say it out loud

Globe199x says:
"Eat me in memory of me, for I am made of crackers."?

Globe199x says:
(Luke 1:99)

Zeefer says:
it's a bit like hard tack, which is why you should dip it in the blood

Globe199x says:
"Lord's a little stale today."

Globe199x says:
I'll bet they could market it if they had a good slogan

Globe199x says:
I'll ask the internet for help

Globe199x says:
"Gonna Be a While? Grab a Christ."

Zeefer says:
can't stop eating 'em

Globe199x says:
betcha can't eat just one

Globe199x says:
"Gee, Your NuvaRing Smells Terrific."

Globe199x says:
Hulk Hogan: "Snap into a Christ!!!"

Zeefer says:
Christy Wheats, Christy Wheats can't be beat
They're the creamy hot cereal with a Christy treat
to be big and strong have lots of fun!
eat Christy Wheats everyone!

Zeefer says:
I just remembered my favorite cereal

Globe199x says:
haha, but if you're going to talk about Eucharist cereal

Globe199x says:
you can't not mention Christ Chex

Globe199x says:
"A Miracle in Every Box"

Zeefer says:
heheh