Showing posts with label zeefer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label zeefer. Show all posts

Saturday, November 24, 2007

And now the conclusion: "Burger Poop Sex" (Part 2).

matsam says:
are you done Princess?

Princessk492 says:
I don't know, are you

matsam says:
hum...

matsam says:
depends...

matsam says:
what do you have to offer?

Megalosaro says:
Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess

Princessk492 says:
i'll show you mine if you show me yours

* Megalosaro

matsam says:
hamburger time again huh?

matsam says:
interesting...

matsam says:
Mind if I bring my handcuffs?

matsam says:
Saro already has his...

Princessk492 says:
sure thing, handcuffs are fun

matsam says:
You can strap us both, then it's up to you...

matsam says:
use them! QUICK!

Princessk492 says:
oh baby

* Princessk492 rika straps mat and saro with rings of poop

matsam says:
oh...mmm...what are you doing with that dildo honey?

matsam says:
That's for Saro?

cloudsdream says:
hey!

Princessk492 says:
oh baby we can share

cloudsdream says:
that crosses the lone

MetroidXPS says to Princessk492:
Guys... knock it off

matsam says:
XD

cloudsdream says:
i know we are adults

cloudsdream says:
but sweesh

Princessk492 says:
lol

Globe199x says:
cloudsdream, if you think that crosses the line

Globe199x says:
for the love of god, don't scroll up

* Healuslol is mentally scarred

Princessk492 says:
haha

MetroidXPS says:
not funny

matsam says:
{lol_smiley}

MetroidXPS says:
-_-;

cloudsdream says:
guys

cloudsdream says:
man

cloudsdream says:
i idle

Healuslol says:
so gross....

cloudsdream says:
and you guys make this into a rated MA chat room?

Globe199x says:
and then some

Princessk492 says:
{shrug_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
it's our sense of humor

matsam says:
{shrug_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
we're a crude bunch

matsam says:
it's RedSlime's fault!

MetroidXPS says:
it's disgusting

* matsam throws away handcuffs

Globe199x says:
"so what do you guys call your act?"

Globe199x says:
"The Aristocratsk!"

Megalosaro says:
THE ARISTOCRAT!

Healuslol says:
haha Globe

Megalosaro says:
I love that joke >_>

Healuslol says:
XD

matsam says:
XD

Megalosaro says:
The bob sagat version is the ebst

matsam says:
"The kid's eye pops, he sees an opportunity"

* Healuslol listens to Promiscuis Daughter

Healuslol says:
XD

*** Welcome to Slime Knights Chat , redslime25 !

redslime25 says:
Ok i'm back now

Princessk492 says:
promiscuios is a good song

Princessk492 says:
hiya

MetroidXPS says:
wb red

redslime25 says:
Did I miss anything?

matsam says:
you just missed it man

redslime25 says:
{shocked_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
you missed the best cybering eva!

matsam says:
oh...you missed the final blast

redslime25 says:
dammit

Globe199x says:
King Slime came in and started this crazy raunchy sex rant

cloudsdream says:
im disgusted

redslime25 says:
Haha oh that dawg King Slime

MetroidXPS says:
me too

cloudsdream says:
im glad zeefer left

Globe199x says:
Metroid too

MetroidXPS says:
You guys really went too far

redslime25 says:
Yeah Zeefer went way too far

Globe199x says:
Zeefer's mind is so pure and innocent

Princessk492 says:
Zeefer really did

Globe199x says:
it would have scarred him

redslime25 says:
He should be ashamed of himself

redslime25 says:
Pretending to be Sharjeel, just no respect for authority

Princessk492 says:
he should be banned for fraud

Globe199x says:
aren't there rules against that sort of thing?

* matsam nods

Globe199x says:
this chat room is supposed to be a comfortable place

Princessk492 says:
for the children!

redslime25 says:
I didn't think the Sharjeel impersonation was disguisting though, I mean, I thought it was a half-decent performance

redslime25 says:
Uncalled for, but you gotta commend the guy

Globe199x says:
if you're disgusted by transgenderism, you're a racist

Globe199x says:
that's what this is really about, I think

matsam says:
indeed

redslime25 says:
mat, grow up a little bit

matsam says:
...gah!

matsam says:
I know I'm not tall enough...

Princessk492 says:
yea, what the hell, it's ok to be transgendered

matsam says:
{cry_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
don't get you panties in a twist

matsam says:
yeah, I'd so be that if I weren't normal

matsam says:
wait...

matsam says:
twisted panties are a hassle

Princessk492 says:
are you going to say "what am I implying?" oh I think you know..

cloudsdream says:
guys please don't ever chat like that in the main chat

redslime25 says:
Left click "RedSlime25" and then click "Ignore".

Princessk492 says:
yea, you guys could have ignored us if it really bothered you'

cloudsdream says:
yeah

cloudsdream says:
but this is not the place for that

Globe199x says:
I don't think they should have to

matsam says:
Pushing the limit

matsam says:
it was an experiment

Princessk492 says:
lol shut up globe

Globe199x says:
go to private chat and say whatever you want

cloudsdream says:
exactly

Princessk492 says:
it wasn't even THAT bad

redslime25 says:
Frankly I don't want to live in a world where poop sex can't be openly joked about on a Dragon Quest fansite chatroom

Angelus says to cloudsdream:
If members abuse the chat rooms by posting obscenities, personal and racist attacks, alcohol and drug related content, or other out-of-hand comments

Angelus says to cloudsdream:
, the following will be the course of action: 200 points lost upon the first offense; 500 points lost upon the second
offense; membership termination upon the third offense.

cloudsdream says:
i know, but i don't think sk main chat should be getting into that kind of inuedo

Globe199x says:
it's inappropiate for this room and you know it

Princessk492 says:
hahaha red

cloudsdream says:
yeah

matsam says:
oh no! rules!

matsam says:
{rolleye_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
hehe

redslime25 says:
No alcohol related content here

cloudsdream says:
hey i love you guys, but i do not mind sending the classy part of the chat to KS

Globe199x says:
you shouldn't obey it because it's a rule, you should obey it out of respect for other Slime Knights

matsam says:
we were discussing Rika's blog after all

Princessk492 says :
hey, I don't care if I'm banned or lose mms, it's no big deal to me

redslime25 says:
ooohhh an ultimatium

redslime25 says:
I love it

Princessk492 says:
I can still chat with anyone who wants to talk to me

*** Angelus lost connection, left the room

Globe199x says:
there goes Angelus

redslime25 says:
I do not mind using the power of the internet to crush you

Globe199x says:
he's very uncomfortable around conflict

redslime25 says:
muhahahahhaa

redslime25 says:
HAX!

Princessk492 says:
lol and if not, I can just turn off my computer and talk to other people

Megalosaro says:
Can I tell a joke?

Princessk492 says:
sure thing!

redslime25 says:
I don't know Saro

Princessk492 says:
we're a jokey bunch here

redslime25 says:
Cloudsdream might be offended

Megalosaro says:
So this family goes to a talent agent

redslime25 says:
And send the log of you telling the joke to KS

Megalosaro says:
There is a father, a mother, a daughter and a son

matsam says:
pffft

matsam says:
hehe

Globe199x says:
uh oh

Megalosaro says:
you know, the typical nuclear family

redslime25 says:
You better stop Saro

matsam says:
offend alert!

Globe199x says:
cloudsdream, it's very important that you ignore megalosaro

redslime25 says:
Cloudsdream does not mind sending the classy part of the joke to KS

matsam says:
but...KS loves the classy parts!

Megalosaro says:
the father tells the agent that he thinks they have a class act

Globe199x says:
before the ** hits the fan

Megalosaro says:
so the agent asks to see

Globe199x says:
or the family, more likely

Megalosaro says:
the father begins by saying "knock knock"

Princessk492 says:
haha nice pun globe

Globe199x says:
{shrug_smiley}

Megalosaro says:
to which the mother says "who's there"

Megalosaro says:
and then the father says "cow sez"

Megalosaro says:
and the daughter says "cowsex who"

redslime25 says:
Saro seriously, Cloudsdream might get offended and tell KS on you

redslime25 says:
Stop now

Megalosaro says:
and then the father says "no you moron, cow sez moo"

Megalosaro says:
and then he punches her in the face >_>

Megalosaro says:
the end

Princessk492 says:
lol

Globe199x says:
{rolleye_smiley}

matsam says:
hahaha

redslime25 says:
hahahaha

Globe199x says:
now tell the one with Robo and Crono

Megalosaro says:
I have the best version of the Aristocrats joke

Globe199x says:
it had better be a real version, and not some lame trying-to-be-clever cop-out

Megalosaro says:
That was my joke >_>

Thursday, November 22, 2007

And now presenting: "Burger Poop Sex" (Part 1).

Editor's Note: We have a special entry today for Thanksgiving. The editors and I have been waiting for the perfect time to post it, and there couldn't be any better moment than this. Happy Thanksgiving! We hope you already ate dinner.

* Healuslol shows off best assets

* redslime25 tosses up a brew dog to Rika

redslime25 says:
I just wanna get get get get cho drunk

Healuslol says:
you wanna rape this, baby?

Healuslol says:
XD

* Princessk492 vomits and applies the fangs

redslime25 says:
Get you drunk inside my humps

Princessk492 says:
oh baby

redslime25 says:
My humps. My humps. My lovely lady lumps.

Princessk492 says:
let's make loooooooove

* Healuslol Rika rapes other Rika

redslime25 says:
So Rika, let's say you and me, get busy... in helping you poop

Princessk492 says:
oh yea, stick it in so I can push it out

* matsam vomits

matsam says:
GROSS!

Zeefer says:
..............................................

redslime25 says:
Mmmmmm haaaaa, push it, p-p-p-p-push it REAL good

redslime25 says:
Salt and peppas here!

Princessk492 says:
oo baby baby! ba baby baby!

* matsam covers his eyes

* Healuslol grabs Matsams booty

Healuslol says:
XD

matsam says:
ACK!

matsam says:
I'm getting raped!

Healuslol says:
I have all your treasure now!

matsam says:
no...wait...I'm getting surprise sex!

* Princessk492 touches matsam inappropriately

Globe199x says:
"BANNED"

redslime25 says:
You're all fired!

Princessk492 says:
let's have a sexay fivesome@

Princessk492 says:
!

Princessk492 says:







8

Princessk492 says:
wtf lol

matsam says:
haha

MetroidXPS says to Megalosaro:
girls don't have sex with you if you give them water

redslime25 says:
! 8

Zeefer says to Princessk492:
OUT OF CHARACTER

matsam says:
we're 11

matsam says:
a elevensome?

Princessk492 says:
eek! I'm sorry!

MetroidXPS says to Megalosaro:
"Look at me! I'm Zeefer! Go suck lemons and I'm on the lime gelatine and tax collectors and PBF! BLA BLA BLA"

* Princessk492 applies topicgel

Princessk492 says:
is that better?

redslime25 says:
I don't think an elevensome has every been attempted

MetroidXPS says:
Confusious say, “Stop looking for answers inside a freakin’ cookie!

Globe199x says:
haha, that was my Zeefer quote

Princessk492 says:
i'll elevensome baby

matsam says:
I'm in!

* matsam gets naked

redslime25 says:
Confuseus say, "Man who stands on toilet, gets high on pot."

* Princessk492 rika rips off pants

Angelus says:
confuse us?

Healuslol says:
I wouldn't mind it

* Princessk492 rika puts on wizard hat

matsam says:
Heal, you're in too?

Healuslol says:
I'm in

redslime25 says:
Yeah confuse us

matsam says:
get naked!

* Healuslol is naked

MetroidXPS says:
{no_smiley}

matsam says:
haha

matsam says:
you already were

Princessk492 says:
who likes bite secks!?

redslime25 says:
It is a joke, so what? wanna fight about it?

* Princessk492 rika exposes fangs

Megalosaro says to MetroidXPS:
bitsecks?

Megalosaro says to MetroidXPS:
I've never heard of bitsecks

MetroidXPS says:
{weird_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
well babay you'll know of it now

Princessk492 says:
bite bite

matsam says:
bite means dick in French

Healuslol says:
....

* Megalosaro has surprise seck with

redslime25 says:
Hey rika, let's play sexy dentist

MetroidXPS says:
I agree heal

Princessk492 says:
bite, dick, it's all the same

redslime25 says:
Open wide for me baby

* Princessk492 rika opens wide

redslime25 says:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Healuslol says:
BUKAKKE!

Princessk492 says:
oh wait you meant my mouth

redslime25 says:
It's hidous!!

Healuslol says:
XD

matsam says:
haha

redslime25 says:
Yes your mouth.

redslime25 says:
Please.

* Megalosaro has surprise sex with

Angelus says to matsam:
I've never heard it refered to as that

matsam says:
"Sorry! Come again!"

Princessk492 says:
sorry, I'll close my legs then

* Megalosaro has surprise sex with

MetroidXPS says:
-_-

redslime25 says:
Smells like a Boston harbourfront here...

matsam says:
bite is slang french

Angelus says to matsam:
must be a quebec thing

matsam says:
no

matsam says:
they use it in France too

Healuslol says:
< makes it stop

Zeefer says:
I want to visit quebec someday

Angelus says:
weird

matsam says:
you need to watch more movies

Healuslol says:
for somme reason

* Princessk492 rika bites heal

Zeefer says:
I hope they build a space elevator to it sometime soon

Angelus says:
parisian french sounds like they've got something hard stuck in their rear end

Angelus says:
so no thanks

redslime25 says:
They do, each other!

Princessk492 says:
i have something hard stuck in my rear end too!

matsam says:
"Québec, the amazing flowting continent!"

redslime25 says:
Har har har

Princessk492 says:
I just can't poo!

Angelus says:
haha

redslime25 says:
Princess, it looks like you got a whole hamburger up there

Princessk492 says:
help me push it out

matsam says:
oh god

matsam says:
tasy

matsam says:
tasty!

Princessk492 says:
i'll let you eat it

matsam says:
that's hawt

* Healuslol vomits

* redslime25 spanks that ass

redslime25 says:
Get of there burger!

Princessk492 says:
oh baby

Princessk492 says:
spank it again

Princessk492 says:
harder

Healuslol says:
STOP

redslime25 says:
Welcome to Slime Knights Chat...

Healuslol says:
AGHH

Princessk492 says:
lmfao

matsam says:
You know you want some too Heal

matsam says:
you're DYING for some

Megalosaro says:
this might just qualify as the classiest chat ever

Princessk492 says:
oh i'll let you have some

matsam says:
cum and get it

Healuslol says:
ON YOUR FACE

Healuslol says:
XD

Princessk492 says:
cum and hamburger what a tasty meal

* redslime25 spanks it harder

Angelus says to Megalosaro:
classy != disgusting

redslime25 says:
Burger burger burger burger

redslime25 says:
Come to me!

Princessk492 says:
HNNNGG

Princessk492 says:
(angerpoo_smiley)

* Healuslol gets even sicker

* Healuslol dies

matsam says:
oh no you don't!

redslime25 says:
Quick to the McDonald's toilet!

* matsam thrown a phoenix down at Heal

redslime25 says:
I got the strainer

Princessk492 says:
it's diarhea!! it.. it won't stop!!

matsam says:
awesome!

matsam says:
everybody can get some

* matsam takes a big bucket

Tifa23 says:
mmmm...chocolate milkshake

Princessk492 says:
let's swim in it!

redslime25 says:
Ahhhh all over my hand!

Tifa23 says:
what a time for me to come back

Princessk492 says:
lick it!

* matsam puts some all over his hair

redslime25 says:
It's worse than the spread gun in Contra!

matsam says:
it's almost like an all-you-can-eat buffet!

Megalosaro says:
All you can eat!

Princessk492 says:
put it in your mouths!

Princessk492 says:
have you seen my balls?

redslime25 says:
what are these? corn kernels?

Healuslol says:
ICK

Healuslol says:
STFU

Princessk492 says:
I can't find my balls!!

Princessk492 says:
it's lost in the poo

matsam says to:
thatss aulreadee whot I'm dooing

Zeefer says to:
all right that's it

Zeefer says:
I'm outta here

*** Zeefer lost connection, left the room

matsam says:
That only makes more for me!

* matsam goes crazy!

redslime25 says:
Ironically, my love for all of you is like diarhea.. I just can't hold it in

* matsam grabs RedSlime

redslime25 says:
not surprise sex again...

Princessk492 says:
I think my love is ending

*** Tifa23 quit the room

matsam says:
HELL YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

redslime25 says:
You are all sick

matsam says:
no not yet Princess!

redslime25 says:
Sick f.ucking bastards!

Princessk492 says:
ok!

*** redslime25 lost connection, left the room

matsam says:
haha

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Artwork corner.

Page 1Page 2Page 3
First guest strip!

Monday, October 22, 2007

And now presenting: "Surprise Sex."

Tifa23 says:
well, i'll be back in about 20 to 30 minutes....going for a jog

MetroidXPS says:
good luck

matsam says:
heh

matsam says:
don't jog in the traffic

Princessk492 says:
isn't it 1am for you too?

Tifa23 says:
2am

matsam says:
oh...right...

Tifa23 says:
no traffic

Tifa23 says:
it will be nice and peaceful

matsam says:
well then

MetroidXPS says:
There's always traffic where I live apparently...

matsam says:
don't get raped

Tifa23 says:
i'll be the only crazy person outside at this time

Tifa23 says:
i wont

Healuslol says to matsam:
not even funny

MetroidXPS says:
no mat...

matsam says:
what!

matsam says:
ah sheesh!

Tifa23 says:
well, i go idle now

Princessk492 says:
have a sense of humor guys!

Tifa23 says:
see you all in a bit

Princessk492 says:
k cya

Healuslol says to matsam:
rape is not a joke

redslime25 says:
peace out sista

matsam says:
where's the humour for raping jokes?

* Healuslol anal rapes matsam {tongue_smiley}

Healuslol says to matsam:
XD

Princessk492 says:
says the guy who said "better luck next time" to rika

matsam says:
not funny heal

MetroidXPS says:
we have a sense of humor, but soemtimes you have to know where to draw the line.

matsam says:
you bastard

matsam says:
{tongue_smiley}

Healuslol says:
"I almost got raped"

Healuslol says:
Better luck next time!

MetroidXPS says:
{think_smiley}

matsam says:
Metroid, you used to make smiley raping jokes too

matsam says:
{tongue_smiley}

MetroidXPS says:
uh....

MetroidXPS says:
what?

matsam says:
Remember those? {liar_smiley,lol_smiley}

MetroidXPS says:
That's not rape

matsam says:
or maybe

matsam says:
{liar_smiley,cry_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
yea it is, it's noserape

redslime25 says:
Yeah that is called nose-rape, that's why everyone did it

redslime25 says:
Anyone that has ever put those two smileys together, knowingly or not, has made light of rape

Zeefer says:
all right, I think we ought to clean things up here

Zeefer says:
reddy just drop it

redslime25 says:
sharjeel, I can do

redslime25 says:
Whatever the hell I want

Healuslol says:
reddy grow up

Healuslol says:
XD

* Zeefer sheepish look

Zeefer says:
ok, red, you're the boss

redslime25 says:
Plus sharjeel, I only reffered to the jerks as being those who target individuals to try and bring them down.

Princessk492 says:
hahaha

redslime25 says:
Not to everyone

matsam says:
so raping, is it funny or not?

matsam says:
or is it nose-raping only?

Princessk492 says:
funny unless you're being serious

matsam says:
that was so not serious

matsam says:
haha

Princessk492 says:
if you've seriously been raped: not funny

matsam says:
if someone is serious in the SK chat he/she has a problem

Healuslol says to matsam:
only if someone doesn't harbor bad feelings about rape

Princessk492 says:
if you're making fun of it: funny!

matsam says:
You think Tifa had bad feelings about it?

Healuslol says to matsam:
no....

matsam says:
I don't think so...heh

matsam says:
well it was funny then!

Healuslol says to matsam:
eh.

MetroidXPS says:
She's outside by herself....

redslime25 says:
matsam, you need to grow up a little

MetroidXPS says:
Xd

Princessk492 says:
lol

matsam says:
aw c'mon guys

Megalosaro says:
I don't believe in rape

Megalosaro says:
I prefer to call it surprise sex

Healuslol says to Megalosaro:
HAHAHAHA

MetroidXPS says:
It's ok mat

matsam says:
haha

matsam says:
I didn't mean to offence anyone!

Princessk492 says:
come on, we all know matsam is a joking kind of guy

Princessk492 says:
we can't take him seriously

Healuslol says to matsam:
mat...

matsam says:
some of you take things said in here too seriously

Healuslol says to matsam:
{liar_smiley,flush_smiley}

redslime25 says:
It all starts with jokes... next thing you know - someone is getting raped by matsam

matsam says:
I'm just stupid, laugh at me!

Princessk492 says:
lol

Megalosaro says:
Matsam rapes me 7 times a week

matsam says:
...gah!

matsam says:
shush!

Zeefer says:
yet at the same time, serious subjects like this should not be joked about, as they can hit home very much for some people

Healuslol says to Megalosaro:
we all rape you 7 times a week

Megalosaro says:
rather, he has surprise sex with me 7 times a week

Megalosaro says:
I have surprise sex with him twice a week

redslime25 says:
Sarry, just drop it

matsam says:
haha

* Megalosaro rapes redslime

matsam says:
So...much...Sharjeel!

matsam says:
ack!

redslime25 says:
Come on guys

Princessk492 says:
let's change the topic guys xD

matsam says:
uh...No.

matsam says:
XD

MetroidXPS says:
XD

* Healuslol molests Matsam

redslime25 says:
Yeah let's talk music... anyone like the song "Rape Me" by Nirvana ?

MetroidXPS says:
matsam loves my simplistic quote

Healuslol says:
there i changed it from rape to molestation

matsam says:
stop it heal, not in front of the ladies!

Princessk492 says:
matty you know i love you, but you need to stop this xD

MetroidXPS says:
"uh....no"

Princessk492 says:
actually, I like that song red

redslime25 says:
word

matsam says:
you forgot all the <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

Princessk492 says:
lol

* Zeefer flips hair.

Thursday, October 18, 2007

The trouble with teasing.

healuslol says to cloud1991:
so Cloudy said she'd marry me XDD

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
i will kick your a**

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
don't tease me

healuslol says to cloud1991:
she said it XD

cyberninja49 says to:
*tease*

healuslol says to cloud1991:
no lie

Zeefer says:
that's it

Zeefer says:
improper use of **

PrincessK492 says:
lol

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
freaking liar

healuslol says to PrincessK492 (private):
god I love messing with him

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
cloudy wil never marry u

PrincessK492 says to healuslol (private):
lol i know

PrincessK492 says to healuslol (private):
he's so immature

healuslol says to PrincessK492 (private):
although she did say she would XD

PrincessK492 says to healuslol (private):
i know XD

healuslol says to PrincessK492 (private):
we were just messing around

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
nice tease of the night

healuslol says to cloud1991:
Ask Princess

Zeefer says:
this will come to a dramatic scene because.... CLOUDY MUST DECIDE WHO TO MARRY IN 10 DAYS!!

healuslol says to cloud1991:
she knows that cloudy said it

healuslol says to cloud1991:
XD

cloud1991 says to PrincessK492 (private):
is he saying the truth.I bet he bribed u

PrincessK492 says to cloud1991 (private):
no, she actually said yes

cloud1991 says to PrincessK492 (private):
stop lying

cloud1991 says to PrincessK492 (private):
plz dont lie

PrincessK492 says to cloud1991 (private):
i'm really not lying

healuslol says to cloud1991:
she said "of course I'll marry my little balthier wannabe"

cyberninja49 says:
LOL

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
whatever

PrincessK492 says:
hey phantasystar commented:

PrincessK492 says:
"Their just a bunch of jerks trying to start trouble. Like morons that rank everyones submissions at 1 star to try and make theirs look better. I gave the pic a plus. It was a cute pic. "

redslime25 says:
Yo, phantasy star is a **ing idiot

redslime25 says:
I got in an arguement with that jerk on Dante's Casino too

cloud1991 says:
i got in a argument with healy

cyberninja49 says:
oh yeah

cyberninja49 says:
hes an idiot

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
anyone can say they will

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
and not mean it

healuslol says:
XD

healuslol says:
you still on that cloud XD

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
yes.i aint gunna leave till u admit it

matsam says:
admit what?

cyberninja49 says:
yo cloud chill

healuslol says:
XD

cloud1991 says:
i get mad at that

cloud1991 says:
cyber

cyberninja49 says:
what he say?

healuslol says:
I said Cloudy said she'd marry me

healuslol says:
XD

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
no she wont!!!

matsam says:
haha

Zeefer says:
ah, that

matsam says:
she will?

mist says:
what an argument

Zeefer says:
well, she has to marry someone!

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
not him

matsam says:
well, they go well together

matsam says:
{tongue_smiley}

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
out of everyone ou?

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
you

Zeefer says:
if she doesn't get married in the next week, SK will shut down!

cloud1991 says:
i cant take it anymore

PrincessK492 says:
lol

*** cloud1991 quit the room

matsam says:
yeah!

Saturday, October 6, 2007

Quote of the night.

"I should be asleep but... I'm watching hard gay videos.."
-Zeefer

Friday, October 5, 2007

On the topic of Weather.

cloudsdream says:
my thing is i am anti-skirt

Globe199x says:
anti skirt! {smile_smiley}

Globe199x says:
for shame

Globe199x says:
ehh, smiley?

Globe199x says:
I don't remember typing that

PrincessK492 says:
lol

Globe199x says:
hm

cloudsdream says:
if i could destroy them id be happy

PrincessK492 says:
i like skirts :/

Globe199x says:
oh, probably I typed colon closed parentheses and then shift-homed to delete

Globe199x says:
but the smiey--- yes... type everything you're thinking, Jon

cloudsdream says:
well i don't XD thats where me and my religion clash

Globe199x says:
I mean globe

Zeefer says to Healuslol (private):
for the love of Robotsk! what is happening?!

cloudsdream says:
i hate skirt

cloudsdream says:
lenght is not even a factor!

Globe199x says:
"hoist those skirts a little higher!"

cloudsdream says:
women are so vulnerable in them XD

Globe199x says:
stay away from vents in the sidewalk

Zeefer says:
long skirts and picking flowers in a field is the best thing ever

PrincessK492 says:
you're only vulnerable if you look like a victim, no matter what you wear

Zeefer says:
I speak from 1st hand experience

Healuslol says to Zeefer (private):
see

Healuslol says to Zeefer (private):
Cloudy hates Skirts

Healuslol says to Zeefer (private):
XD

Zeefer says to Healuslol (private):
skirts are so cool!

Zeefer says to Healuslol (private):
this infuriates me

Zeefer says to Healuslol (private):
Indignation!

Globe199x says:
what if you wear things that do or do not make you look like a victim?

cloudsdream says:
yeah.. but i feel like a victim in them XD

PrincessK492 says:
globe i think your question is answered in my statement lol

cloudsdream says:
but they are so uncomfy

Globe199x says:
you're vulnerable to pro-skub terrorists if you wear an anti-skub t-shirt

PrincessK492 says:
i find them to be pretty comfortable

cloudsdream says:
i don't know... its like wearing a towel XD

PrincessK492 says:
i usually wear shorts or pants though

Zeefer says:
...!

Globe199x says:
you only look vulnerable to bullies if you wear a "Unicorn Power!" t-shirt

Zeefer says:
did someone mention those antiskub bastards?!

PrincessK492 says:
skirts i wear on to nice occassions or if i just feel like it and it's a nice day

PrincessK492 says:
hahah

cloudsdream says:
nice

cloudsdream says:
i don't know

Globe199x says:
someone mentioned the incident where a fight broke out because some pro-skub asshole couldn't keep his meaty fists to himself

cloudsdream says:
im not tomboyish, but im not girly

PrincessK492 says:
lol i suppose i'm pretty girly

cloudsdream says:
i wanna be asexual! then my life would be easy

Zeefer says:
it's best to wear a skirt when there is a stiff breeze

Globe199x says:
oh, well done

Globe199x says:
who ever would have PBFerenced THAT one?

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

And now presenting: "Fiery Hero Saga."

Globe199x says:
the only Saga game I care about is Fiery Hero Saga

Zeefer says:
I can't wait for the remake of 3 and the 4th one coming on next gen

Megalosaro says:
What is Fiery Hero Saga?

Globe199x says:
it's a cult hit

Megalosaro says:
LIES

Globe199x says:
...?

Megalosaro says:
there is no such thing

Megalosaro says:
>_>

Globe199x says:
no, check it out:

Globe199x says:
http://tinyurl.com/2t6lxz

Zeefer says:
but I have the original box with floppies for FHS1

Sunday, September 30, 2007

Discourse for the discarded.

jcneg says:
oh man that dude need a chill pill or something

redslime25 says:
yeah that redslime25 right?

redslime25 says:
totally needs to lay off

jcneg says:
i've read it 3 time and it still dosen't make sense

Zeefer says:
redslime is such a basterd

PrincessK492 says:
lol

redslime25 says:
dude probably hasn't been laid in years

Zeefer says to:
heh

PrincessK492 says:
maybe that's why he's so angry

Megalosaro says:
He probably hasn't been laid EVER

redslime25 says:
Woah hey Saro, be easy on the guy

Monday, September 24, 2007

The trouble with tantrums.

Princessk492 says:
you know what? ** you

Princessk492 says:
all of you sexist bastards

*** Princessk492 quit the room

Globe199x says:
"I'm a female! I have a high voice..."

Globe199x says:
"I have reproductive organs inside of me and I go shopping."

cyberninja49 says:
uh-oh

slib says:
I feel bad, now...

cyberninja49 says:
guys not cool

ckenda1 says:
hey globe.. get lost

ckenda1 says:
and grow up

cyberninja49 says:
man i feel terrible

Zeefer says:
hahaha

Globe199x says:
{lol_smiley}

Zeefer says:
guess she's got some cooking to do

Saturday, September 22, 2007

The trouble with terminological inexactitudes.

DracoLord2 says:
whew, im burned out from idling so long

Zeefer says:
Go suck a lemon.

Zeefer says:
whoa, sorry, my auto-response went on it's own there

DracoLord2 says:
im sure...

DracoLord2 says:
wait a sec...there is no auto response

DracoLord2 says:
that was actual disdain

Zeefer says:
Sorry, I'm blasted.

DracoLord2 says:
ah, im sorry to hear that

Zeefer says:
whoops...! there is goes again! telling other people things about me that should be private! very naughty auto-response

DracoLord2 says:
hmm, i guess being an alcoholic is pretty rough

Zeefer says:
No doubt about it!

Zeefer says:
i mean, I'm not an alcoholic! I swear!

Zeefer says:
damn you, auto-response

Zeefer says:
I curse the day you were created and made operational

Zeefer says:
I have no choice!

Zeefer says:
like hell you do, auto-response!

Zeefer says:
Exactly.

Zeefer says:
then why don't you try to make the right choice? care about others?

Zeefer says:
Never heard of it!

Zeefer says:
you don't know what's right? you don't have a soul?

Zeefer says:
Believe it or not!

DracoLord2 says:
my god zeefer, get a hold of yourself

Zeefer says:
i thought i had found someone who truly cared though, someone that would listen to my toughts and feelings... someone to cry with when i'm sad...

Zeefer says:
Come to the point!

Zeefer says:
i thought you were something more, auto-response!

Zeefer says:
Better luck next time!

DracoLord2 says:
maybe you should have read into the name a little more

Zeefer says:
i can't just deny someone a chance because of their name. if their parent named them this, because their parent hated them so much, i should show compassion...

Zeefer says:
Exactly.

Zeefer says:
auto-response..? you understand? you truly do?

Zeefer says:
cross my heart!

Zeefer says:
oh, auto-response! you've made me so happy!

DracoLord2 says:
well, im glad everything turned out okay

DracoLord2 says:
and sanity has been safely dispatched

Zeefer says:
see? when you really try, and believe, a friend can be made, through all opposition

Zeefer says:
Thank you.

Zeefer says:
no, thank YOU, auto-response

Zeefer says:
you've taught me to love again

Zeefer says:
Don't let me down!

Zeefer says:
nothing could get between me and my #1, auto-response

DracoLord2 says:
yeah, impersonal and cheesy statements are better friends than any person

Zeefer says:
hey, shut up! what are you anyway? some kind of robot?

DracoLord2 says:
no, just sleep deprived in some way

DracoLord2 says:
nothing really makes any sense at all

Zeefer says:
hey, if you want something that doesn't really make any sense, look over there are countslime

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

And now presenting: "Christy Wheats."

Globe199x says:
remember when Hitler tried to crucify Jesus again, but then God burst through the window to save him?

Globe199x says:
http://www.superdickery.com/propaganda/67.html

Zeefer says:
I thought jesus was god

Globe199x says:
apparently not

Zeefer says:
jesus is like how mixing a peach and a plum would go

Globe199x says:
explain

Zeefer says:
I want to eat the result of that mixture

Globe199x says:
you want to eat Jesus?

Globe199x says:
there might just be a sacrament for that

Zeefer says:
isn't that the purpose of going to church?

Zeefer says:
they even say it out loud

Globe199x says:
"Eat me in memory of me, for I am made of crackers."?

Globe199x says:
(Luke 1:99)

Zeefer says:
it's a bit like hard tack, which is why you should dip it in the blood

Globe199x says:
"Lord's a little stale today."

Globe199x says:
I'll bet they could market it if they had a good slogan

Globe199x says:
I'll ask the internet for help

Globe199x says:
"Gonna Be a While? Grab a Christ."

Zeefer says:
can't stop eating 'em

Globe199x says:
betcha can't eat just one

Globe199x says:
"Gee, Your NuvaRing Smells Terrific."

Globe199x says:
Hulk Hogan: "Snap into a Christ!!!"

Zeefer says:
Christy Wheats, Christy Wheats can't be beat
They're the creamy hot cereal with a Christy treat
to be big and strong have lots of fun!
eat Christy Wheats everyone!

Zeefer says:
I just remembered my favorite cereal

Globe199x says:
haha, but if you're going to talk about Eucharist cereal

Globe199x says:
you can't not mention Christ Chex

Globe199x says:
"A Miracle in Every Box"

Zeefer says:
heheh

Saturday, September 15, 2007

A debate on minorities.

Globe199x says:
real humor comes from making only 1% of the people laugh

cyberninja49 says:
UMMM it does

cyberninja49 says:
so am i the 1% ?

Globe199x says:
No. Go suck a lemon.

* cyberninja49 sucks a lemon, ewww sour

Zeefer says:
...what the hell was that? what were you thinking?

Zeefer says:
why would you say that?

cyberninja49 says:
Well because I was told to suck a lemon so y no ?

cyberninja49 says:
*not

Zeefer says:
No. You are wrong. Go sit in a corner and cry to yourself. Bill collector.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

A debate on masculinity.

Zeefer says:
I know I'm hungry when my body wakes itself up from sleep at night

countslime says:
oranges are tasty.

Globe199x says:
oranges have good flavor, but they're too much trouble

Globe199x says:
and I don't just mean because of the peel

Globe199x says:
I mean they have bitter parts and seeds and crummy parts

Globe199x says:
bleh

Globe199x says:
bananas are a good fruit, because they're easy to eat

Globe199x says:
pineapples are the best because they're delicious and not often served in any way other than simple to eat

Zeefer says:
pineapples kick ass!

Globe199x says:
hear hear

Globe199x says:
grapes are best frozen and/or peeled

Zeefer says:
whoa... I feel the same way...

Globe199x says:
let's get married

Zeefer says:
whoa, hold on now globy, I'm just not ready for that kind of a commitment!

Globe199x says:
I'm sorry, I don't talk about fruit that much

countslime says:
store oranges aren't real oranges

Zeefer says:
by fruit you meant your self

Globe199x says:
are you calling me a fruit? just because I asked you to marry me?

Zeefer says:
no, I meant you have emotional problems because you dont get many chances to talk about your true feelings... about ...fruit...?

Globe199x says:
oh

Globe199x says:
that must be it, then

Zeefer says:
I just was doing a substitution of fruit to self, and no secret subtext!

Zeefer says:
none at all!

Globe199x says:
of course, of course

Zeefer says:
I'm glad we understand

Globe199x says:
I'm the one with issues

Globe199x says:
me

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

And now presenting: "Cola Acuminata Matata."

CountSlime says:
the moon to me looks like a negative image of the hole in my heart left when they discontinued Crystal Pepsi.

cloudsdream says:
crystal pepsi?

rpggamer79 says:
Oh I actually loved Crystal Pepsi......

Globe199x says:
if you loved it so much

Globe199x says:
why didn't you marry it?

rpggamer79 says:
I tried....I was denied....I was not 18 yet....

Globe199x says:
tragic

rpggamer79 says:
stupid IL laws.....

CountSlime says:
remember when pee wee married the bowl of fruit salad?

Zeefer says:
people like you should be locked away!

Zeefer says:
your feelings are ugly and wrong

cloudsdream says:
but doc.. you are one of those people

cloudsdream says:
can i lock you up ? ^_^

Zeefer says:
hey, I keep them to myself, except when I must broadcast

rpggamer79 says:
If loving Crystal Pepsi is wrong...I don't wanna be right.......

cloudsdream says:
i hope your wife reads that

CountSlime says:
{no_smiley}

Zeefer says:
you and your "feelings". when will you people learn?

Zeefer says:
I ought to turn the world to glass

Sunday, August 26, 2007

A debate on maternity.

kainnero says:
i have pictures of globe199x making out with rpggamer79!

rpggamer79 says:
What!

Globe199x says:
you don't have those pictures

Zeefer says:
You bastard!

Globe199x says:
I mean

Globe199x says:
any such pictures

rpggamer79 says:
lol

Zeefer says:
I thought we were going to have a dilemma together!

rpggamer79 says:
No more backpack rides for you Kain!

Globe199x says:
Zeefer, I'm pregnant again

*** Welcome to Slime Knights Chat , dargondarkfire !

Zeefer says:
I don't know just how to feel just now...

rpggamer79 says:
hello!

Globe199x says:
and either you or rpggamer is the father

razel says:
yo

Globe199x says:
Greetings

*** Welcome to Slime Knights Chat , oscarow !

razel says:
what? Oo

Zeefer says:
he went and did IT with someone while I wasn't looking

kainnero says:
zeefer, you can use these pictures for your divorce of globe199x

Zeefer says:
I thought we would do it together.... boohoohoo

dargondarkfire says:
is globe male?

Zeefer says:
can we just do IT one last time?

rpggamer79 says:
I am gonna demand a paternity test.......

Globe199x says:
I'm not going to raise any screaming Zeeflets

kainnero says:
[takes pictures of zeefer crying] wow this is great tabloid stuff

Zeefer says:
ready?

Zeefer says:
let's go!

Zeefer says:
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man

kainnero says:
lol

Globe199x says:
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man!

rpggamer79 says:
{bye_smiley}

razel says:
i g2g

kainnero says:
LOL

Zeefer says:
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man!!

kainnero says:
bye razel

Globe199x says:
ahhh... a little slow, a little slow

razel says:
bb

Globe199x says:
bye

Zeefer says:
you guys are in the way of love!

Sunday, August 12, 2007

The trouble with triggers.

MegaloSaro says:
"Robo was a robot who loved Chrono. One day they got married and had children and it was sexy. The end."

kainnero says:
LOL

Globe199x says:
hGGG!!!

*Globe199x ejaculates

Globe199x says:
oh my god

Globe199x says:
I am so sorry

kainnero says:
globe199x you are disgusting

Zeefer says:
clean up your keyboard

Globe199x says:
I don't know what came over me

Globe199x says:
so to speak

Friday, April 13, 2007

Discourse for the derrière.

Megalosaro says:
guys

Megalosaro says:
I want to be a proctologist

Princessk492 says:
...why?

Megalosaro says:
cause it sounds like a fabulous line of work

Princessk492 says:
examining male genitalia sounds fabulous?

* Zeefer says new topical Zeephorism

Zeefer says:
I want to examine Power Genitalia

Princessk492 says:
oh man, I think we've reached a new low

Princessk492 says:
we're discussing genitalia

mist says:
only pk would have said something like that

Princessk492 says:
oh come on, you were thinking it too

Megalosaro says:
is it true that women love proctologists?

Princessk492 says:
{no_smiley}

Zeefer says:
all chicks dig musicians

Princessk492 says:
doctors, but I'm not so sure about a proctologists

Zeefer says:
and musician/proctologists

Princessk492 says:
hahaha

mist says:
do you seriously think i have time to think about male genitals

Princessk492 says:
yes

Princessk492 says:
you're in a chatroom

Zeefer says:
hahaha

Saturday, April 7, 2007

The trouble with trumpery.

Zeefer says:
I don't want to have to make my own cheese ok?

Globe199x says:
go to a supermarket

Zeefer says:
it's one of those "drinking raw eggs" sorts of meals

Globe199x says:
I have to eat now

Globe199x says:
stop drinking raw eggs

Zeefer says:
NEVER

Globe199x says:
fry them, damn it

Zeefer says:
go to hell

Globe199x says:
or scramble them

shadowknight says:
you can die from doing that

DracoLord2 says:
or dont eat them at all, as i don't

Globe199x says:
I remember that

Zeefer says:
that sounds like a wager to me

Globe199x says:
seriously, though, awesome food

shadowknight says:
because yolk adds cholesterol

shadowknight says:
and raw eggs add even more

Zeefer says:
I'll never stop my plain tuna and raw eggs way

Zeefer says:
don't try to change me

Zeefer says:
although I have indulged myself once or twice if you know what I mean...

Zeefer says:
those oysters are so good!

Zeefer says:
smoked oysters

Zeefer says:
mushrooms?

Zeefer says:
I was a a cocktail, and there were the best shrimp

Zeefer says:
ah, I forgot about oyster crackers!

Zeefer says:
anybody a fan?

Zeefer says:
I don't eat oysters in soup though

Zeefer says:
but I can use the crackers in other soups

Zeefer says:
all I know is that cans of oysters are always too small

Zeefer says:
who can eat only 1 can?

Zeefer says:
I have 2 at least

Zeefer says:
frozen burritos are a mystery bit though

Zeefer says:
sometimes they can really hit the spot

Zeefer says:
but then other times they're awful

Zeefer says:
and frozen pizzas are only good with flat crust

Zeefer says:
sometimes it helps to add your own pepperoni

Zeefer says:
with the square shaped flat crust

Zeefer says:
the circle ones are iffy

Zeefer says:
they're not consistent with quality

Zeefer says:
what's really odd are those frozen ribwiches

Zeefer says:
it's hard to resist them all, it's almost as bad as smoked oysters

Friday, March 30, 2007

The trouble with Timotarou.

timotarou says:
Official Unofficial Timotarou Q&A~!

timotarou says:
5 questions, quick, anything you want..

PrincessK492 says:
cats or dogs?

PrincessK492 says:
"This question would be easier to answer..."

cloudsdream says:
XD

Zeefer says:
hahahahahahaha

Zeefer says:
that's terrible

timotarou says:
I used to say cats, but now I'm dogs.