Showing posts with label globe199x. Show all posts
Showing posts with label globe199x. Show all posts

Saturday, November 24, 2007

And now the conclusion: "Burger Poop Sex" (Part 2).

matsam says:
are you done Princess?

Princessk492 says:
I don't know, are you

matsam says:
hum...

matsam says:
depends...

matsam says:
what do you have to offer?

Megalosaro says:
Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess

Princessk492 says:
i'll show you mine if you show me yours

* Megalosaro

matsam says:
hamburger time again huh?

matsam says:
interesting...

matsam says:
Mind if I bring my handcuffs?

matsam says:
Saro already has his...

Princessk492 says:
sure thing, handcuffs are fun

matsam says:
You can strap us both, then it's up to you...

matsam says:
use them! QUICK!

Princessk492 says:
oh baby

* Princessk492 rika straps mat and saro with rings of poop

matsam says:
oh...mmm...what are you doing with that dildo honey?

matsam says:
That's for Saro?

cloudsdream says:
hey!

Princessk492 says:
oh baby we can share

cloudsdream says:
that crosses the lone

MetroidXPS says to Princessk492:
Guys... knock it off

matsam says:
XD

cloudsdream says:
i know we are adults

cloudsdream says:
but sweesh

Princessk492 says:
lol

Globe199x says:
cloudsdream, if you think that crosses the line

Globe199x says:
for the love of god, don't scroll up

* Healuslol is mentally scarred

Princessk492 says:
haha

MetroidXPS says:
not funny

matsam says:
{lol_smiley}

MetroidXPS says:
-_-;

cloudsdream says:
guys

cloudsdream says:
man

cloudsdream says:
i idle

Healuslol says:
so gross....

cloudsdream says:
and you guys make this into a rated MA chat room?

Globe199x says:
and then some

Princessk492 says:
{shrug_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
it's our sense of humor

matsam says:
{shrug_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
we're a crude bunch

matsam says:
it's RedSlime's fault!

MetroidXPS says:
it's disgusting

* matsam throws away handcuffs

Globe199x says:
"so what do you guys call your act?"

Globe199x says:
"The Aristocratsk!"

Megalosaro says:
THE ARISTOCRAT!

Healuslol says:
haha Globe

Megalosaro says:
I love that joke >_>

Healuslol says:
XD

matsam says:
XD

Megalosaro says:
The bob sagat version is the ebst

matsam says:
"The kid's eye pops, he sees an opportunity"

* Healuslol listens to Promiscuis Daughter

Healuslol says:
XD

*** Welcome to Slime Knights Chat , redslime25 !

redslime25 says:
Ok i'm back now

Princessk492 says:
promiscuios is a good song

Princessk492 says:
hiya

MetroidXPS says:
wb red

redslime25 says:
Did I miss anything?

matsam says:
you just missed it man

redslime25 says:
{shocked_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
you missed the best cybering eva!

matsam says:
oh...you missed the final blast

redslime25 says:
dammit

Globe199x says:
King Slime came in and started this crazy raunchy sex rant

cloudsdream says:
im disgusted

redslime25 says:
Haha oh that dawg King Slime

MetroidXPS says:
me too

cloudsdream says:
im glad zeefer left

Globe199x says:
Metroid too

MetroidXPS says:
You guys really went too far

redslime25 says:
Yeah Zeefer went way too far

Globe199x says:
Zeefer's mind is so pure and innocent

Princessk492 says:
Zeefer really did

Globe199x says:
it would have scarred him

redslime25 says:
He should be ashamed of himself

redslime25 says:
Pretending to be Sharjeel, just no respect for authority

Princessk492 says:
he should be banned for fraud

Globe199x says:
aren't there rules against that sort of thing?

* matsam nods

Globe199x says:
this chat room is supposed to be a comfortable place

Princessk492 says:
for the children!

redslime25 says:
I didn't think the Sharjeel impersonation was disguisting though, I mean, I thought it was a half-decent performance

redslime25 says:
Uncalled for, but you gotta commend the guy

Globe199x says:
if you're disgusted by transgenderism, you're a racist

Globe199x says:
that's what this is really about, I think

matsam says:
indeed

redslime25 says:
mat, grow up a little bit

matsam says:
...gah!

matsam says:
I know I'm not tall enough...

Princessk492 says:
yea, what the hell, it's ok to be transgendered

matsam says:
{cry_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
don't get you panties in a twist

matsam says:
yeah, I'd so be that if I weren't normal

matsam says:
wait...

matsam says:
twisted panties are a hassle

Princessk492 says:
are you going to say "what am I implying?" oh I think you know..

cloudsdream says:
guys please don't ever chat like that in the main chat

redslime25 says:
Left click "RedSlime25" and then click "Ignore".

Princessk492 says:
yea, you guys could have ignored us if it really bothered you'

cloudsdream says:
yeah

cloudsdream says:
but this is not the place for that

Globe199x says:
I don't think they should have to

matsam says:
Pushing the limit

matsam says:
it was an experiment

Princessk492 says:
lol shut up globe

Globe199x says:
go to private chat and say whatever you want

cloudsdream says:
exactly

Princessk492 says:
it wasn't even THAT bad

redslime25 says:
Frankly I don't want to live in a world where poop sex can't be openly joked about on a Dragon Quest fansite chatroom

Angelus says to cloudsdream:
If members abuse the chat rooms by posting obscenities, personal and racist attacks, alcohol and drug related content, or other out-of-hand comments

Angelus says to cloudsdream:
, the following will be the course of action: 200 points lost upon the first offense; 500 points lost upon the second
offense; membership termination upon the third offense.

cloudsdream says:
i know, but i don't think sk main chat should be getting into that kind of inuedo

Globe199x says:
it's inappropiate for this room and you know it

Princessk492 says:
hahaha red

cloudsdream says:
yeah

matsam says:
oh no! rules!

matsam says:
{rolleye_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
hehe

redslime25 says:
No alcohol related content here

cloudsdream says:
hey i love you guys, but i do not mind sending the classy part of the chat to KS

Globe199x says:
you shouldn't obey it because it's a rule, you should obey it out of respect for other Slime Knights

matsam says:
we were discussing Rika's blog after all

Princessk492 says :
hey, I don't care if I'm banned or lose mms, it's no big deal to me

redslime25 says:
ooohhh an ultimatium

redslime25 says:
I love it

Princessk492 says:
I can still chat with anyone who wants to talk to me

*** Angelus lost connection, left the room

Globe199x says:
there goes Angelus

redslime25 says:
I do not mind using the power of the internet to crush you

Globe199x says:
he's very uncomfortable around conflict

redslime25 says:
muhahahahhaa

redslime25 says:
HAX!

Princessk492 says:
lol and if not, I can just turn off my computer and talk to other people

Megalosaro says:
Can I tell a joke?

Princessk492 says:
sure thing!

redslime25 says:
I don't know Saro

Princessk492 says:
we're a jokey bunch here

redslime25 says:
Cloudsdream might be offended

Megalosaro says:
So this family goes to a talent agent

redslime25 says:
And send the log of you telling the joke to KS

Megalosaro says:
There is a father, a mother, a daughter and a son

matsam says:
pffft

matsam says:
hehe

Globe199x says:
uh oh

Megalosaro says:
you know, the typical nuclear family

redslime25 says:
You better stop Saro

matsam says:
offend alert!

Globe199x says:
cloudsdream, it's very important that you ignore megalosaro

redslime25 says:
Cloudsdream does not mind sending the classy part of the joke to KS

matsam says:
but...KS loves the classy parts!

Megalosaro says:
the father tells the agent that he thinks they have a class act

Globe199x says:
before the ** hits the fan

Megalosaro says:
so the agent asks to see

Globe199x says:
or the family, more likely

Megalosaro says:
the father begins by saying "knock knock"

Princessk492 says:
haha nice pun globe

Globe199x says:
{shrug_smiley}

Megalosaro says:
to which the mother says "who's there"

Megalosaro says:
and then the father says "cow sez"

Megalosaro says:
and the daughter says "cowsex who"

redslime25 says:
Saro seriously, Cloudsdream might get offended and tell KS on you

redslime25 says:
Stop now

Megalosaro says:
and then the father says "no you moron, cow sez moo"

Megalosaro says:
and then he punches her in the face >_>

Megalosaro says:
the end

Princessk492 says:
lol

Globe199x says:
{rolleye_smiley}

matsam says:
hahaha

redslime25 says:
hahahaha

Globe199x says:
now tell the one with Robo and Crono

Megalosaro says:
I have the best version of the Aristocrats joke

Globe199x says:
it had better be a real version, and not some lame trying-to-be-clever cop-out

Megalosaro says:
That was my joke >_>

Thursday, November 22, 2007

And now presenting: "Burger Poop Sex" (Part 1).

Editor's Note: We have a special entry today for Thanksgiving. The editors and I have been waiting for the perfect time to post it, and there couldn't be any better moment than this. Happy Thanksgiving! We hope you already ate dinner.

* Healuslol shows off best assets

* redslime25 tosses up a brew dog to Rika

redslime25 says:
I just wanna get get get get cho drunk

Healuslol says:
you wanna rape this, baby?

Healuslol says:
XD

* Princessk492 vomits and applies the fangs

redslime25 says:
Get you drunk inside my humps

Princessk492 says:
oh baby

redslime25 says:
My humps. My humps. My lovely lady lumps.

Princessk492 says:
let's make loooooooove

* Healuslol Rika rapes other Rika

redslime25 says:
So Rika, let's say you and me, get busy... in helping you poop

Princessk492 says:
oh yea, stick it in so I can push it out

* matsam vomits

matsam says:
GROSS!

Zeefer says:
..............................................

redslime25 says:
Mmmmmm haaaaa, push it, p-p-p-p-push it REAL good

redslime25 says:
Salt and peppas here!

Princessk492 says:
oo baby baby! ba baby baby!

* matsam covers his eyes

* Healuslol grabs Matsams booty

Healuslol says:
XD

matsam says:
ACK!

matsam says:
I'm getting raped!

Healuslol says:
I have all your treasure now!

matsam says:
no...wait...I'm getting surprise sex!

* Princessk492 touches matsam inappropriately

Globe199x says:
"BANNED"

redslime25 says:
You're all fired!

Princessk492 says:
let's have a sexay fivesome@

Princessk492 says:
!

Princessk492 says:







8

Princessk492 says:
wtf lol

matsam says:
haha

MetroidXPS says to Megalosaro:
girls don't have sex with you if you give them water

redslime25 says:
! 8

Zeefer says to Princessk492:
OUT OF CHARACTER

matsam says:
we're 11

matsam says:
a elevensome?

Princessk492 says:
eek! I'm sorry!

MetroidXPS says to Megalosaro:
"Look at me! I'm Zeefer! Go suck lemons and I'm on the lime gelatine and tax collectors and PBF! BLA BLA BLA"

* Princessk492 applies topicgel

Princessk492 says:
is that better?

redslime25 says:
I don't think an elevensome has every been attempted

MetroidXPS says:
Confusious say, “Stop looking for answers inside a freakin’ cookie!

Globe199x says:
haha, that was my Zeefer quote

Princessk492 says:
i'll elevensome baby

matsam says:
I'm in!

* matsam gets naked

redslime25 says:
Confuseus say, "Man who stands on toilet, gets high on pot."

* Princessk492 rika rips off pants

Angelus says:
confuse us?

Healuslol says:
I wouldn't mind it

* Princessk492 rika puts on wizard hat

matsam says:
Heal, you're in too?

Healuslol says:
I'm in

redslime25 says:
Yeah confuse us

matsam says:
get naked!

* Healuslol is naked

MetroidXPS says:
{no_smiley}

matsam says:
haha

matsam says:
you already were

Princessk492 says:
who likes bite secks!?

redslime25 says:
It is a joke, so what? wanna fight about it?

* Princessk492 rika exposes fangs

Megalosaro says to MetroidXPS:
bitsecks?

Megalosaro says to MetroidXPS:
I've never heard of bitsecks

MetroidXPS says:
{weird_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
well babay you'll know of it now

Princessk492 says:
bite bite

matsam says:
bite means dick in French

Healuslol says:
....

* Megalosaro has surprise seck with

redslime25 says:
Hey rika, let's play sexy dentist

MetroidXPS says:
I agree heal

Princessk492 says:
bite, dick, it's all the same

redslime25 says:
Open wide for me baby

* Princessk492 rika opens wide

redslime25 says:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Healuslol says:
BUKAKKE!

Princessk492 says:
oh wait you meant my mouth

redslime25 says:
It's hidous!!

Healuslol says:
XD

matsam says:
haha

redslime25 says:
Yes your mouth.

redslime25 says:
Please.

* Megalosaro has surprise sex with

Angelus says to matsam:
I've never heard it refered to as that

matsam says:
"Sorry! Come again!"

Princessk492 says:
sorry, I'll close my legs then

* Megalosaro has surprise sex with

MetroidXPS says:
-_-

redslime25 says:
Smells like a Boston harbourfront here...

matsam says:
bite is slang french

Angelus says to matsam:
must be a quebec thing

matsam says:
no

matsam says:
they use it in France too

Healuslol says:
< makes it stop

Zeefer says:
I want to visit quebec someday

Angelus says:
weird

matsam says:
you need to watch more movies

Healuslol says:
for somme reason

* Princessk492 rika bites heal

Zeefer says:
I hope they build a space elevator to it sometime soon

Angelus says:
parisian french sounds like they've got something hard stuck in their rear end

Angelus says:
so no thanks

redslime25 says:
They do, each other!

Princessk492 says:
i have something hard stuck in my rear end too!

matsam says:
"Québec, the amazing flowting continent!"

redslime25 says:
Har har har

Princessk492 says:
I just can't poo!

Angelus says:
haha

redslime25 says:
Princess, it looks like you got a whole hamburger up there

Princessk492 says:
help me push it out

matsam says:
oh god

matsam says:
tasy

matsam says:
tasty!

Princessk492 says:
i'll let you eat it

matsam says:
that's hawt

* Healuslol vomits

* redslime25 spanks that ass

redslime25 says:
Get of there burger!

Princessk492 says:
oh baby

Princessk492 says:
spank it again

Princessk492 says:
harder

Healuslol says:
STOP

redslime25 says:
Welcome to Slime Knights Chat...

Healuslol says:
AGHH

Princessk492 says:
lmfao

matsam says:
You know you want some too Heal

matsam says:
you're DYING for some

Megalosaro says:
this might just qualify as the classiest chat ever

Princessk492 says:
oh i'll let you have some

matsam says:
cum and get it

Healuslol says:
ON YOUR FACE

Healuslol says:
XD

Princessk492 says:
cum and hamburger what a tasty meal

* redslime25 spanks it harder

Angelus says to Megalosaro:
classy != disgusting

redslime25 says:
Burger burger burger burger

redslime25 says:
Come to me!

Princessk492 says:
HNNNGG

Princessk492 says:
(angerpoo_smiley)

* Healuslol gets even sicker

* Healuslol dies

matsam says:
oh no you don't!

redslime25 says:
Quick to the McDonald's toilet!

* matsam thrown a phoenix down at Heal

redslime25 says:
I got the strainer

Princessk492 says:
it's diarhea!! it.. it won't stop!!

matsam says:
awesome!

matsam says:
everybody can get some

* matsam takes a big bucket

Tifa23 says:
mmmm...chocolate milkshake

Princessk492 says:
let's swim in it!

redslime25 says:
Ahhhh all over my hand!

Tifa23 says:
what a time for me to come back

Princessk492 says:
lick it!

* matsam puts some all over his hair

redslime25 says:
It's worse than the spread gun in Contra!

matsam says:
it's almost like an all-you-can-eat buffet!

Megalosaro says:
All you can eat!

Princessk492 says:
put it in your mouths!

Princessk492 says:
have you seen my balls?

redslime25 says:
what are these? corn kernels?

Healuslol says:
ICK

Healuslol says:
STFU

Princessk492 says:
I can't find my balls!!

Princessk492 says:
it's lost in the poo

matsam says to:
thatss aulreadee whot I'm dooing

Zeefer says to:
all right that's it

Zeefer says:
I'm outta here

*** Zeefer lost connection, left the room

matsam says:
That only makes more for me!

* matsam goes crazy!

redslime25 says:
Ironically, my love for all of you is like diarhea.. I just can't hold it in

* matsam grabs RedSlime

redslime25 says:
not surprise sex again...

Princessk492 says:
I think my love is ending

*** Tifa23 quit the room

matsam says:
HELL YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

redslime25 says:
You are all sick

matsam says:
no not yet Princess!

redslime25 says:
Sick f.ucking bastards!

Princessk492 says:
ok!

*** redslime25 lost connection, left the room

matsam says:
haha

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Discourse for the dimwitted.

MetroidXPS says:
I like chocolate miiiiiiiilk!

KiwiChan says:
*just runs around in circle until i get dizzy and smash into something*

KiwiChan says:
I LIKE POES!! ^^

MetroidXPS says:
I like like-likes!

*Tifa23 goes back to not paying attention to chat

MetroidXPS says:
hahahahah

Globe199x says:
hear hear

rpggamer79 says:
lol

Globe199x says:
{no_smiley}

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

A debate on mockery.

healuslol says to kainnero:
do you know who wrote that or no?

kainnero says:
oh~~~~! the bitch came back the very next day! thought she was a goner but she just couldnt stay away

kainnero says:
sure knock my sandals off

healuslol says:
but that is reallyweird

healuslol says:
who would mock me but Red or Glowb xD

kainnero says:
lol

kainnero says:
well i have no love for red

kainnero says:
because he's an ass with no real claim

kainnero says:
at least jabba has a claim on english

Sharjeel says:
T___T What are we talking about?

kainnero says:
charlie for being evil in sneaking eb deals XD

Globe199x says:
talking about me??

healuslol says:
well that comment that said "Healuslol" was not Healuslol

kainnero says:
count being snarky

* Globe199x folds hands, leans forward.

kainnero says:
and me for being mighty midget XD

Sharjeel says:
Links?

kainnero says:
red just had no ID

kainnero says
>>

kainnero says:
let alone imagination

healuslol says to Sharjeel:
[Editor's Note: Link removed due to inabropriate content. We have to keep this site family-friendly!!]

kainnero says:
i can just delete it if it wasnt you

healuslol says:
plus IIRC\

kainnero says:
i dont like posers

healuslol says:
Count created the fivesome

Globe199x says:
created the fivesome?

Sharjeel says:
D= Someone made a comment in your name?

healuslol says:
yes

kainnero says:
i'll delete it

kainnero says:
kain dont like coward posers

kainnero says:
who ever did it has no balls

healuslol says:
& I say Interwebs

healuslol says:
not Intranets

healuslol says:
for all I know it coulda been Redslurm being Redslurm

Sunday, October 7, 2007

The trouble with trajection.

matsam says:
Do you guys find Yoshi sexy?

Smoochiebear says:
sure do... it's the tongue!

PrincessK492 says:
wtf mat? no

globe199x says:
maybe if I were a woman I would

globe199x says:
because of the tongue

MetroidXPS says to matsam:
No...

matsam says:
Just asking

PrincessK492 says:
lol

MetroidXPS says to matsam:
XD

Smoochiebear says:
wait... Mario's Yoshi, right?

matsam says:
yeah

cyberninja49 says:
Yoshi it a jerk

Smoochiebear says:
YES!

globe199x says:
Mario isn't Yoshi... I've seen them both together

PrincessK492 says:
Yoshi is cute and i would ride him, but not like that

globe199x says:
...or HAVE I?

globe199x says:
No, wait, yeah

MetroidXPS says to PrincessK492:
{laugh_smiley}

matsam says:
oh my Princess

Smoochiebear says:
suuuuure...

cyberninja49 says:
hahahahaha

matsam says:
you would not ride him like Mario?

PrincessK492 says:
lol

MetroidXPS says:
{fear_smiley}

matsam says:
then you would...

matsam says:
oh geez

cyberninja49 says:
stay classy

globe199x says:
you could get killed if it was one of the yellow stompy ones and he was on top

globe199x says:
or THRILLED

Friday, October 5, 2007

On the topic of Weather.

cloudsdream says:
my thing is i am anti-skirt

Globe199x says:
anti skirt! {smile_smiley}

Globe199x says:
for shame

Globe199x says:
ehh, smiley?

Globe199x says:
I don't remember typing that

PrincessK492 says:
lol

Globe199x says:
hm

cloudsdream says:
if i could destroy them id be happy

PrincessK492 says:
i like skirts :/

Globe199x says:
oh, probably I typed colon closed parentheses and then shift-homed to delete

Globe199x says:
but the smiey--- yes... type everything you're thinking, Jon

cloudsdream says:
well i don't XD thats where me and my religion clash

Globe199x says:
I mean globe

Zeefer says to Healuslol (private):
for the love of Robotsk! what is happening?!

cloudsdream says:
i hate skirt

cloudsdream says:
lenght is not even a factor!

Globe199x says:
"hoist those skirts a little higher!"

cloudsdream says:
women are so vulnerable in them XD

Globe199x says:
stay away from vents in the sidewalk

Zeefer says:
long skirts and picking flowers in a field is the best thing ever

PrincessK492 says:
you're only vulnerable if you look like a victim, no matter what you wear

Zeefer says:
I speak from 1st hand experience

Healuslol says to Zeefer (private):
see

Healuslol says to Zeefer (private):
Cloudy hates Skirts

Healuslol says to Zeefer (private):
XD

Zeefer says to Healuslol (private):
skirts are so cool!

Zeefer says to Healuslol (private):
this infuriates me

Zeefer says to Healuslol (private):
Indignation!

Globe199x says:
what if you wear things that do or do not make you look like a victim?

cloudsdream says:
yeah.. but i feel like a victim in them XD

PrincessK492 says:
globe i think your question is answered in my statement lol

cloudsdream says:
but they are so uncomfy

Globe199x says:
you're vulnerable to pro-skub terrorists if you wear an anti-skub t-shirt

PrincessK492 says:
i find them to be pretty comfortable

cloudsdream says:
i don't know... its like wearing a towel XD

PrincessK492 says:
i usually wear shorts or pants though

Zeefer says:
...!

Globe199x says:
you only look vulnerable to bullies if you wear a "Unicorn Power!" t-shirt

Zeefer says:
did someone mention those antiskub bastards?!

PrincessK492 says:
skirts i wear on to nice occassions or if i just feel like it and it's a nice day

PrincessK492 says:
hahah

cloudsdream says:
nice

cloudsdream says:
i don't know

Globe199x says:
someone mentioned the incident where a fight broke out because some pro-skub asshole couldn't keep his meaty fists to himself

cloudsdream says:
im not tomboyish, but im not girly

PrincessK492 says:
lol i suppose i'm pretty girly

cloudsdream says:
i wanna be asexual! then my life would be easy

Zeefer says:
it's best to wear a skirt when there is a stiff breeze

Globe199x says:
oh, well done

Globe199x says:
who ever would have PBFerenced THAT one?

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

And now presenting: "Fiery Hero Saga."

Globe199x says:
the only Saga game I care about is Fiery Hero Saga

Zeefer says:
I can't wait for the remake of 3 and the 4th one coming on next gen

Megalosaro says:
What is Fiery Hero Saga?

Globe199x says:
it's a cult hit

Megalosaro says:
LIES

Globe199x says:
...?

Megalosaro says:
there is no such thing

Megalosaro says:
>_>

Globe199x says:
no, check it out:

Globe199x says:
http://tinyurl.com/2t6lxz

Zeefer says:
but I have the original box with floppies for FHS1

Monday, September 24, 2007

The trouble with tantrums.

Princessk492 says:
you know what? ** you

Princessk492 says:
all of you sexist bastards

*** Princessk492 quit the room

Globe199x says:
"I'm a female! I have a high voice..."

Globe199x says:
"I have reproductive organs inside of me and I go shopping."

cyberninja49 says:
uh-oh

slib says:
I feel bad, now...

cyberninja49 says:
guys not cool

ckenda1 says:
hey globe.. get lost

ckenda1 says:
and grow up

cyberninja49 says:
man i feel terrible

Zeefer says:
hahaha

Globe199x says:
{lol_smiley}

Zeefer says:
guess she's got some cooking to do

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

And now presenting: "Christy Wheats."

Globe199x says:
remember when Hitler tried to crucify Jesus again, but then God burst through the window to save him?

Globe199x says:
http://www.superdickery.com/propaganda/67.html

Zeefer says:
I thought jesus was god

Globe199x says:
apparently not

Zeefer says:
jesus is like how mixing a peach and a plum would go

Globe199x says:
explain

Zeefer says:
I want to eat the result of that mixture

Globe199x says:
you want to eat Jesus?

Globe199x says:
there might just be a sacrament for that

Zeefer says:
isn't that the purpose of going to church?

Zeefer says:
they even say it out loud

Globe199x says:
"Eat me in memory of me, for I am made of crackers."?

Globe199x says:
(Luke 1:99)

Zeefer says:
it's a bit like hard tack, which is why you should dip it in the blood

Globe199x says:
"Lord's a little stale today."

Globe199x says:
I'll bet they could market it if they had a good slogan

Globe199x says:
I'll ask the internet for help

Globe199x says:
"Gonna Be a While? Grab a Christ."

Zeefer says:
can't stop eating 'em

Globe199x says:
betcha can't eat just one

Globe199x says:
"Gee, Your NuvaRing Smells Terrific."

Globe199x says:
Hulk Hogan: "Snap into a Christ!!!"

Zeefer says:
Christy Wheats, Christy Wheats can't be beat
They're the creamy hot cereal with a Christy treat
to be big and strong have lots of fun!
eat Christy Wheats everyone!

Zeefer says:
I just remembered my favorite cereal

Globe199x says:
haha, but if you're going to talk about Eucharist cereal

Globe199x says:
you can't not mention Christ Chex

Globe199x says:
"A Miracle in Every Box"

Zeefer says:
heheh

Saturday, September 15, 2007

A debate on minorities.

Globe199x says:
real humor comes from making only 1% of the people laugh

cyberninja49 says:
UMMM it does

cyberninja49 says:
so am i the 1% ?

Globe199x says:
No. Go suck a lemon.

* cyberninja49 sucks a lemon, ewww sour

Zeefer says:
...what the hell was that? what were you thinking?

Zeefer says:
why would you say that?

cyberninja49 says:
Well because I was told to suck a lemon so y no ?

cyberninja49 says:
*not

Zeefer says:
No. You are wrong. Go sit in a corner and cry to yourself. Bill collector.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

A debate on masculinity.

Zeefer says:
I know I'm hungry when my body wakes itself up from sleep at night

countslime says:
oranges are tasty.

Globe199x says:
oranges have good flavor, but they're too much trouble

Globe199x says:
and I don't just mean because of the peel

Globe199x says:
I mean they have bitter parts and seeds and crummy parts

Globe199x says:
bleh

Globe199x says:
bananas are a good fruit, because they're easy to eat

Globe199x says:
pineapples are the best because they're delicious and not often served in any way other than simple to eat

Zeefer says:
pineapples kick ass!

Globe199x says:
hear hear

Globe199x says:
grapes are best frozen and/or peeled

Zeefer says:
whoa... I feel the same way...

Globe199x says:
let's get married

Zeefer says:
whoa, hold on now globy, I'm just not ready for that kind of a commitment!

Globe199x says:
I'm sorry, I don't talk about fruit that much

countslime says:
store oranges aren't real oranges

Zeefer says:
by fruit you meant your self

Globe199x says:
are you calling me a fruit? just because I asked you to marry me?

Zeefer says:
no, I meant you have emotional problems because you dont get many chances to talk about your true feelings... about ...fruit...?

Globe199x says:
oh

Globe199x says:
that must be it, then

Zeefer says:
I just was doing a substitution of fruit to self, and no secret subtext!

Zeefer says:
none at all!

Globe199x says:
of course, of course

Zeefer says:
I'm glad we understand

Globe199x says:
I'm the one with issues

Globe199x says:
me

Sunday, September 9, 2007

The trouble with titles.

Angelus says:
this needs to be irc

Healuslol says:
why?

Angelus says:
that way there's no bitching about people being idle

Angelus says:
people are expected to idle on irc

Globe199x says:
Angelus, what's your favorite irc client?

Globe199x says:
I think you should take a look at this one; it might be perfect for you:

Globe199x says:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Fingers_and_thumb_in_circle_downward_motion.jpg

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

And now presenting: "Cola Acuminata Matata."

CountSlime says:
the moon to me looks like a negative image of the hole in my heart left when they discontinued Crystal Pepsi.

cloudsdream says:
crystal pepsi?

rpggamer79 says:
Oh I actually loved Crystal Pepsi......

Globe199x says:
if you loved it so much

Globe199x says:
why didn't you marry it?

rpggamer79 says:
I tried....I was denied....I was not 18 yet....

Globe199x says:
tragic

rpggamer79 says:
stupid IL laws.....

CountSlime says:
remember when pee wee married the bowl of fruit salad?

Zeefer says:
people like you should be locked away!

Zeefer says:
your feelings are ugly and wrong

cloudsdream says:
but doc.. you are one of those people

cloudsdream says:
can i lock you up ? ^_^

Zeefer says:
hey, I keep them to myself, except when I must broadcast

rpggamer79 says:
If loving Crystal Pepsi is wrong...I don't wanna be right.......

cloudsdream says:
i hope your wife reads that

CountSlime says:
{no_smiley}

Zeefer says:
you and your "feelings". when will you people learn?

Zeefer says:
I ought to turn the world to glass

Sunday, August 26, 2007

A debate on maternity.

kainnero says:
i have pictures of globe199x making out with rpggamer79!

rpggamer79 says:
What!

Globe199x says:
you don't have those pictures

Zeefer says:
You bastard!

Globe199x says:
I mean

Globe199x says:
any such pictures

rpggamer79 says:
lol

Zeefer says:
I thought we were going to have a dilemma together!

rpggamer79 says:
No more backpack rides for you Kain!

Globe199x says:
Zeefer, I'm pregnant again

*** Welcome to Slime Knights Chat , dargondarkfire !

Zeefer says:
I don't know just how to feel just now...

rpggamer79 says:
hello!

Globe199x says:
and either you or rpggamer is the father

razel says:
yo

Globe199x says:
Greetings

*** Welcome to Slime Knights Chat , oscarow !

razel says:
what? Oo

Zeefer says:
he went and did IT with someone while I wasn't looking

kainnero says:
zeefer, you can use these pictures for your divorce of globe199x

Zeefer says:
I thought we would do it together.... boohoohoo

dargondarkfire says:
is globe male?

Zeefer says:
can we just do IT one last time?

rpggamer79 says:
I am gonna demand a paternity test.......

Globe199x says:
I'm not going to raise any screaming Zeeflets

kainnero says:
[takes pictures of zeefer crying] wow this is great tabloid stuff

Zeefer says:
ready?

Zeefer says:
let's go!

Zeefer says:
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man

kainnero says:
lol

Globe199x says:
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man!

rpggamer79 says:
{bye_smiley}

razel says:
i g2g

kainnero says:
LOL

Zeefer says:
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man!!

kainnero says:
bye razel

Globe199x says:
ahhh... a little slow, a little slow

razel says:
bb

Globe199x says:
bye

Zeefer says:
you guys are in the way of love!

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

An inside joke moment.

Healuslol says:
ha one of my friends reserved EO because they want a FF like RPG for the DS

Healuslol says:
I was like "...................."

Angelus says:
wtfux

Angelus says:
is FFIII DS not "FF-like" for your friend?

Healuslol says:
I was like.....

Healuslol says:
"dude Wizardry"

Angelus says:
I want to get that wizardry game that atlus published out here

Angelus says:
I'm hearing good things about it

Globe199x says:
"Dude Wizardry"

Globe199x says:
Abracadabrrrraahhhhh

Sunday, August 12, 2007

The trouble with triggers.

MegaloSaro says:
"Robo was a robot who loved Chrono. One day they got married and had children and it was sexy. The end."

kainnero says:
LOL

Globe199x says:
hGGG!!!

*Globe199x ejaculates

Globe199x says:
oh my god

Globe199x says:
I am so sorry

kainnero says:
globe199x you are disgusting

Zeefer says:
clean up your keyboard

Globe199x says:
I don't know what came over me

Globe199x says:
so to speak

Saturday, August 11, 2007

And now presenting: "A Sordid Online Dating Story."

redslime25 says:
ok I have a sordid online dating story

redslime25 says:
gather round

PrincessK492 says:
YES!

* PrincessK492 grabs popcorn

redslime25 says:
I am painted a villian in this one though, I will not sugar coat my meaness

PrincessK492 says:
haha those are always the best

PrincessK492 says:
feel free to exaggerate

redslime25 says:
So my friend started up this website for my school, which was basically the university's name dating dot com

redslime25 says:
He told me he'd give me a free account, so I thought, hey what the heck

redslime25 says:
What do I have to lose?

Globe199x says:
hehe

PrincessK492 says:
answer: dignity and pride

redslime25 says:
So I went on a few dates all of which were with very strange women

redslime25 says:
One told me of her pet "hamster" that she found near Lake Erie that apparenly is only 2 inches long and has red eyes

redslime25 says:
Went into detail about the training method of her two dogs "Ruff" and "Tuff" for nearly an hour

redslime25 says:
I went on a date with a girl whos passion was doing Caribou surveying in northern Ontario... there is a lot to know about that

redslime25 says:
To make a very long story short, I was very sick of meeting these girls online

redslime25 says:
There was one more girl in my inbox asking to meet for coffee, she had no picture though, but I thought... hey, it's the end of the year, I might as well give it a shot

PrincessK492 says:
uh-oh no picture is a bad sign

redslime25 says:
So I went and met her at the coffee shop at my school and to understand my horror...

Globe199x says:
I'm optimistic

redslime25 says:
I knew who this girl was, I met her before, and she is a very.. very.. boring person.. very boring

redslime25 says:
She didn't reconize me though, and so with students going to and fro and I knew I did not want to sit and have coffee with her

Globe199x says:
you're such an asshole for what you're about to tell us you did

redslime25 says:
So the coffee shop is beside the library, and I said "Hey very
awesome to meet you, and I feel really bad, but I actually have this project I need to work on"

PrincessK492 says:
hehe

redslime25 says:
"I need to do some research, it's very last minute"

redslime25 says:
She starts crying

redslime25 says:
I'm like... oh **... cause I mean this is a HIGHLY populated area with students being one of the only coffee shops

Globe199x says:
boring people have feelings too

PrincessK492 says:
haha

Globe199x says:
we just don't want to hear about them

redslime25 says:
Small school, someone is bound to recognize me and see me talking to this girl that is crying now

Globe199x says:
did you run?

PrincessK492 says:
is there a bee in here somewhere?

redslime25 says:
No I instantly think she knows I'm lying to her

redslime25 says:
Caught red handed

Globe199x says:
"last minute research"

redslime25 says:
She says she's crying cause she's "really nervous about meeting people"

Globe199x says:
but it's really because you rejected her

redslime25 says:
I'm still looking around making sure nobody I know is around

Globe199x says:
it's good that you had your priorities straight

Globe199x says:
you dick

PrincessK492 says:
lol

redslime25 says:
So I tell her "It's alright" and other bull**, like we can do this later and such

redslime25 says:
Hey that's not nice Globe

redslime25 says:
Assholes have feelings too you know

Globe199x says:
talk to the hug

redslime25 says:
So I go into the library, chat with a few people I knew, then I head downstairs and go out a different exit and hop on the bus and head to my house

redslime25 says:
Safe.

redslime25 says:
Then

Angelus says:
you want asshole, you read http://www.tuckermax.com/

redslime25 says:
As I am chatting online and not doing research I get an e-mail in my MSN inbox

Globe199x says:
you want asshole, go to [insert ass-fetish porn site]

redslime25 says:
It reads along the lines "Hey I was wondering if you were finished doing work, I'm still here at the coffee place if you want to take a break"

redslime25 says:
It's been like... a whole 2 hours

PrincessK492 says:
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Globe199x says:
yikes

Globe199x says:
you didn't reply, did you?

PrincessK492 says:
that's just...sad

redslime25 says:
~ The End

Friday, July 13, 2007

The trouble with tardiness.

Megalosaro says:
what is a Zipper Mask?

Angelus says:
a nomura creation that hasn't come out yet

cyberninja49 says to Megalosaro:
Where did you see a zipper mask?

Megalosaro says:
zeefer's blog

cyberninja49 says:
lol

Globe199x says:
it's like a FL, but for your face

Megalosaro says:
o i c

Princessk492 says:
haha

Globe199x says:
and it has a zipper

Angelus says:
so you can fap your face?

cyberninja49 says:
its similar to a gimp mask

cyberninja49 says:
which is disturbing

Healuslol says to Angelus:
yes, you can fap your face

Healuslol says to Angelus:
try it XD

Globe199x says:
disturbing, or INFINITELY TITILLATING?

cyberninja49 says:
ok dont look up zipper mask on google

Princessk492 says:
hahahhhaa

Princessk492 says:
bad images, huh?

cyberninja49 says:
im scared now

cyberninja49 says:
i betcha all of you are doing it tho

Angelus says:
haha

Princessk492 says:
I'm not "doing it" I'm chatting

Angelus says to cyberninja49:
fapping?

cyberninja49 says:
oh you are just hilarious

Healuslol says to cyberninja49:
S&M

cyberninja49 says:
STFU!

Globe199x *zzzzzip*

Princessk492 says:
hahaha

Healuslol says:
PK loves S&M

Angelus says:
dominant or submissive?

cyberninja49 says:
HAHAHA

Princessk492 says:
ZOMG! HOW DID YOU KNOW!!?

Healuslol says:
I mean she does have $400 hooker boots XD

Angelus says:
ah true

Globe199x says:
are hooker boots expensive?

Princessk492 says to Healuslol:
you haven't even seen the boots!

Healuslol says to Princessk492:
I'm a **ing ninja

cyberninja49 says to Globe199x:
he just said 400

Angelus says to Princessk492:
you told us about them

Healuslol says to Princessk492:
yes a "**ing" ninja

cyberninja49 says to Healuslol:
**** YOU IM A NINJA

Princessk492 says:
but I didn't tell you what they look like, they look nothing like hooker boots lol

Healuslol says to cyberninja49:
you may be a ninja

Angelus says:
you described them

Princessk492 says:
I did? what did I say?

Healuslol says to cyberninja49:
but I'm a ninja trained in the art of **ing

cyberninja49 says to Healuslol:
that doesnt even make sense

Angelus says:
hahahah

Healuslol says to cyberninja49:
I can do it without even being seen

Globe199x says:
or felt

cyberninja49 says:
OHHHHHHHHH!

Healuslol says to Globe199x:
oh they feel it

cyberninja49 says:
are you quick like a ninja too?

Healuslol says to Globe199x:
they wonder why they hand a random orgasm XD

Healuslol says:
yes I said hand

Healuslol says:
XD

Globe199x says:
You are a pervert.

Globe199x says:
Everyone is better than you in bed.

Healuslol says to Globe199x:
this has been established long ago Glowb

cyberninja49 says:
AHAHAHAHAHA!

cyberninja49 says:
AHAHAHAHA!

Healuslol says to Globe199x:
the perv part I mean

Healuslol says:
DAMN MY SLOW TYPING

cyberninja49 says:
ohhh that worked out great

Globe199x says:
where's redslime and his out-of-context bloggery?

cyberninja49 says:
i agree

Healuslol says:
SHUT UP

cyberninja49 says:
someone better be saving this

Globe199x says:
it's being taken care of

Princessk492 says:
oh I am

cyberninja49 says:
sick

Healuslol says:
NO!

Healuslol says:
I'M ALREADY IN THAT DAMN BLOG ENOUGH

Healuslol says:
I started Bestiality, I have "homosexual tendencies".... and probably other things

*** Angelus lost connection, left the room

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Discourse for the discombobulated.

cloudsdream says:
so frensy, are you like working, or just hanging out?

fernsocc says to cloudsdream:
just hanging out, because chat doesn't work at the office

Globe199x says:
probably we're being monitored and everything we're saying is being sent to Square Enix bigwigs

cloudsdream says:
okies ^_^ sorry i bother you so much XD

Princessk492 says:
they're making sure there's no BPS

Globe199x says:
haha, gross

Angelus says to Princessk492:
Battle Programmer Shirase?

Princessk492 says:
hahah

Globe199x says:
yes, Battle Programmer what-you-said

Princessk492 says to Angelus:
umm.. you could call it that

Princessk492 says to Angelus:
yes

Angelus says:
greatest short anime EVER

Globe199x says:
quit making up anime titles

Angelus says:
I'm not :/

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

The trouble with translation.

cloudsdream says:
i translate spanish into english when i write or meet people

cloudsdream says:
i can't even pray in english XD

MetroidXPS says:
aw...

Globe199x says:
it doesn't matter what language you pray in

MetroidXPS says:
yeah

Globe199x says:
and I mean that in a sacrilegious way

MetroidXPS says:
{think_smiley}