An inside joke moment.

Editor's note:
Sorry guys, we had to have Zenithian in this one for the sheer comedy of this entry. We'll try not to let it happen again.

PrincessK492 says:
aww, heal must not be a fan of BPS

Tifa23 says:
nahh

PrincessK492 says:
even though he started it

Zenithian says:
BPS?

Tifa23 says:
i teased him a lot last night

PrincessK492 says:
Battle Programmer Shirase

* Zenithian is not down with the acronyms

Zenithian says:
Thanks, PK

Discourse for the discarded.

jcneg says:
oh man that dude need a chill pill or something

redslime25 says:
yeah that redslime25 right?

redslime25 says:
totally needs to lay off

jcneg says:
i've read it 3 time and it still dosen't make sense

Zeefer says:
redslime is such a basterd

PrincessK492 says:
lol

redslime25 says:
dude probably hasn't been laid in years

Zeefer says to:
heh

PrincessK492 says:
maybe that's why he's so angry

Megalosaro says:
He probably hasn't been laid EVER

redslime25 says:
Woah hey Saro, be easy on the guy

A debate on material.

Disclaimer: Several editors of this blog were opposed to the posting of this entry because of the mere mention of the name of the Slimeknights moderator Zenithian would bring down the classiness of our months of work. It is this author's guarantee that we believe in the out most quality of comedy and classiness. We will continue to deliver on that promise. So that being said; reader discretion is advised. If you have any comments or questions, there will be a email address at the end of the post to contact me directly. Your friend, RedSlime.

redslime25 says:
that's pretty balless kain, if you can't play a sport, be one

dargondarkfire says:
you know red... what you just said made no sense whatso ever

redslime25 says:
you know dargon, who are you?

redslime25 says:
are you new here?

dargondarkfire says:
..........

matsam says:
yeah, who are you?

torgo says:
come on though

torgo says:
Redlimp and PK both don't have balls

dargondarkfire says:
i'm dargon, devourer of you

matsam says:
Zenithian should come in here

torgo says:
It fits!

kainnero says:
uh

kainnero says:
princessk has a reason not to have balls!

redslime25 says:
Is the word 'dargon' slang for the male penis? Cause if so I don't want to be involved in anything you do to me

torgo says:
true, but still she could be red {tongue_smiley}

redslime25 says:
sorry torgo, I'm really red, all dudes tonight

*** Welcome to Slime Knights Chat, Zenithian

dargondarkfire says:
my name does not mean a males genitals

redslime25 says:
dude, why are you talkng about males genitals? that's gross

Zenithian says:
redslime, what are you up to? I thought you had quit SK...

redslime25 says:
Hey ... Zenithian? Who are you?

Zenithian says:
Someone who's been here longer than any of you.

Zenithian says:
You should know who I am.

kainnero says:
lol

redslime25 says:
Sorry doesn't ring a bell

dargondarkfire says:
he should know who i am to but he doesn't

kainnero says:
red hit his head on the way out

Zenithian says:
Maybe this will help?

*** redslime25 was kicked out by Zenithian

dargondarkfire says:
you know

Zenithian says:
Torgo, do you have the chat log of this?

kainnero says:
LOL

matsam says:
wasn't that a bit harsh?

kainnero says:
well

dargondarkfire says:
it feels stangely fuffilling that zen kicked him

kainnero says:
there was a few jokes i wanted to toss at him

kainnero says:
but oh well

kainnero says:
he'll be back

kainnero says:
he ran out of material

Zenithian says:
You'll get your chance maybe, kainny...that was just a 15 minute kick.

kainnero says:
and princessk isnt here to get chat logs for him

dargondarkfire says:
thought a kick was 10 minutes

Zenithian says:
It's 15 minutes.

kainnero says:
let's wait and see if he comes back

PlatKing says to Zenithian:
i did not see you boot red did i? {tongue_smiley}

dargondarkfire says:
still it feels like an acomplishment that zen kicked him lol

Zenithian says:
I had already seen enough to know he was up to no good, especially since he supposedly hates SK.

kainnero says:
but he still comes back

kainnero says:
he just hates it because supposedly we're not entertaining enough

kainnero says:
i mean us not entertaining?

kainnero says:
excuse us

kainnero says:
if he wants entertainment, he should pay for it

Zenithian says:
That's right, dd...that's all I needed to kick him, was for repeated harassment.

Zenithian says:
He's been around long enough to know the rules...I don't need to warn him, that's my option to do so.

healuslol says to Zenithian:
that's what Red does >.<

Zenithian says:
:(

Zenithian says:
Well now Red also gets his head bashed in with my ban hammer(TM), heal {laugh_smiley}

Zenithian says:
Actually, he needs someone to break their foot off in his ass

Discourse for the developing.

cloudsdream says:
cloud is very sad

oscarow says:
why?

cyberninja49 says:
poor cloud

* cyberninja49 hugs cloud

cloudsdream says:
cause no one has tucked me in for about 3 days!!

cloudsdream says:
he went off on vacation to kansas!!!

oscarow says:
......

CountSlime says:
i tucked your mom last night

cloudsdream says:
hehehe

* cyberninja49 tucks cloud in

oscarow says:
oh!!!

Quote of the night.

"I spent a year and a half on SK and all I got is this lousey DQ8 shirt, cell phone cleaner, cardboard display standee and time knocked off my life I can never get back"
-redslime25

On the topic of Slavery.

*** Welcome to Slime Knights Chat , Sharjeel !

Sharjeel says:
idle chat

Sharjeel says :
fun

matsam says:
yes

matsam says:
fun!

Tifa23 says:
very fun

matsam says:
We're all having fun in the idle party ^^

Sharjeel says:
;_;

* Tifa23 throws a streamer

Sharjeel says:
Wait one second

Sharjeel says:
why wasnt I invited?

Tifa23 says:
b/c we were wanting for you

Tifa23 says:
surprise idle party {tongue_smiley}

matsam says:
waiting*

Tifa23 says:
yeah

Tifa23 says:
waiting lol

PrincessK492 says:
hey matsam, your boyfriend shar's here!

Sharjeel says:
OMG <3 I FEEL SO HONORED

matsam says:
I thought you said "b/c we were wanting you"

PrincessK492 says:
haha

Tifa23 says:
lmao

Sharjeel says:
you guys are so sweet ^_^

Sharjeel says:
and smooches for my lover mat

matsam says:
{flush_smiley}

MetroidXPS says:
{fear_smiley}

Sharjeel says:
SMOOCHES FOR METROID TOO

MetroidXPS says:
welcome back gals

MetroidXPS says to:
{flush_smiley}

Sharjeel says to:
No smooches for Princess, I hear she reads

Tifa23 says:
lol

PrincessK492 says:
tee hee, there's reading involved in a chatroom and forum

* matsam plays with curls

Sharjeel says:
dont lie to me

matsam says:
huh?

Sharjeel says:
DONT TEASTE ME MATTY

Sharjeel says:
tease*

Sharjeel says:
<_<;

matsam says:
teehee

Tifa23 says to:
haha

PrincessK492 says:
I thought you said taste hahaha

Tifa23 says:
same here

Sharjeel says::
>_<; NO NOT APPROPRIATE

Sharjeel says:
darn my typos

Sharjeel says:
they always end up something innapropriate

Sharjeel says:
like one time, i was like, im gonna buy some boobs

Sharjeel says:
and i meant books!

Tifa23 says:
my typo's are better {tongue_smiley}

Sharjeel says:
x_x;

matsam says:
buy some boobs?

matsam says:
wow!

matsam says:
A pretty boy with a boob job!

Sharjeel says:
yes, just for you

PrincessK492 says:
shar, you want implants?

Sharjeel says:
I SAID I MEANT BOOKS

Sharjeel says:
which i dont read

Sharjeel says:
cuz reading is for loosers like princess <_<

Sharjeel says:
i have my slave read for me

Sharjeel says:
outsourced from asia. <3 high quality

matsam says:
...Who is your slave?

PrincessK492 says:
you, matsam

Sharjeel says:
mattys asian?

PrincessK492 says:
umm he is now!

matsam says:
That would be Kain?

matsam says:
I don't really see Kain as a slave...lol

PrincessK492 says:
kain's asian?

matsam says:
yes

MetroidXPS says:
Kainy is the slavedriver. {tongue_smiley}

matsam says:
And I'm not asian, I'm half-acadian though!

Sharjeel says:
kains a girl though

matsam says:
Is it really important what gender slaves are?

matsam says:
Unless they are sex slaves!

Sharjeel says:
yes

Sharjeel says:
Well hes both >_<

matsam says:
haha

PrincessK492 says:
hahaha

Sharjeel says:
it depends on how I'm feeling

Sharjeel says:
i have a backup just in case

matsam says:
I don't want to be a slave! I want to be loved in a tender way...

PrincessK492 says:
you like it nice and slow, huh?

Sharjeel says:
i am tender to my slaves T_T;

matsam says:
All night long!

Sharjeel says:
we pretty boys dont play rough!

Sharjeel says:
we would mess up our makeup! T_T;

The trouble with tantrums.

Princessk492 says:
you know what? ** you

Princessk492 says:
all of you sexist bastards

*** Princessk492 quit the room

Globe199x says:
"I'm a female! I have a high voice..."

Globe199x says:
"I have reproductive organs inside of me and I go shopping."

cyberninja49 says:
uh-oh

slib says:
I feel bad, now...

cyberninja49 says:
guys not cool

ckenda1 says:
hey globe.. get lost

ckenda1 says:
and grow up

cyberninja49 says:
man i feel terrible

Zeefer says:
hahaha

Globe199x says:
{lol_smiley}

Zeefer says:
guess she's got some cooking to do

Quote of the night.

"when you see someone abused, pretend like it never happened"
-Countslime

The trouble with terminological inexactitudes.

DracoLord2 says:
whew, im burned out from idling so long

Zeefer says:
Go suck a lemon.

Zeefer says:
whoa, sorry, my auto-response went on it's own there

DracoLord2 says:
im sure...

DracoLord2 says:
wait a sec...there is no auto response

DracoLord2 says:
that was actual disdain

Zeefer says:
Sorry, I'm blasted.

DracoLord2 says:
ah, im sorry to hear that

Zeefer says:
whoops...! there is goes again! telling other people things about me that should be private! very naughty auto-response

DracoLord2 says:
hmm, i guess being an alcoholic is pretty rough

Zeefer says:
No doubt about it!

Zeefer says:
i mean, I'm not an alcoholic! I swear!

Zeefer says:
damn you, auto-response

Zeefer says:
I curse the day you were created and made operational

Zeefer says:
I have no choice!

Zeefer says:
like hell you do, auto-response!

Zeefer says:
Exactly.

Zeefer says:
then why don't you try to make the right choice? care about others?

Zeefer says:
Never heard of it!

Zeefer says:
you don't know what's right? you don't have a soul?

Zeefer says:
Believe it or not!

DracoLord2 says:
my god zeefer, get a hold of yourself

Zeefer says:
i thought i had found someone who truly cared though, someone that would listen to my toughts and feelings... someone to cry with when i'm sad...

Zeefer says:
Come to the point!

Zeefer says:
i thought you were something more, auto-response!

Zeefer says:
Better luck next time!

DracoLord2 says:
maybe you should have read into the name a little more

Zeefer says:
i can't just deny someone a chance because of their name. if their parent named them this, because their parent hated them so much, i should show compassion...

Zeefer says:
Exactly.

Zeefer says:
auto-response..? you understand? you truly do?

Zeefer says:
cross my heart!

Zeefer says:
oh, auto-response! you've made me so happy!

DracoLord2 says:
well, im glad everything turned out okay

DracoLord2 says:
and sanity has been safely dispatched

Zeefer says:
see? when you really try, and believe, a friend can be made, through all opposition

Zeefer says:
Thank you.

Zeefer says:
no, thank YOU, auto-response

Zeefer says:
you've taught me to love again

Zeefer says:
Don't let me down!

Zeefer says:
nothing could get between me and my #1, auto-response

DracoLord2 says:
yeah, impersonal and cheesy statements are better friends than any person

Zeefer says:
hey, shut up! what are you anyway? some kind of robot?

DracoLord2 says:
no, just sleep deprived in some way

DracoLord2 says:
nothing really makes any sense at all

Zeefer says:
hey, if you want something that doesn't really make any sense, look over there are countslime

And now presenting: "Christy Wheats."

Globe199x says:
remember when Hitler tried to crucify Jesus again, but then God burst through the window to save him?

Globe199x says:
http://www.superdickery.com/propaganda/67.html

Zeefer says:
I thought jesus was god

Globe199x says:
apparently not

Zeefer says:
jesus is like how mixing a peach and a plum would go

Globe199x says:
explain

Zeefer says:
I want to eat the result of that mixture

Globe199x says:
you want to eat Jesus?

Globe199x says:
there might just be a sacrament for that

Zeefer says:
isn't that the purpose of going to church?

Zeefer says:
they even say it out loud

Globe199x says:
"Eat me in memory of me, for I am made of crackers."?

Globe199x says:
(Luke 1:99)

Zeefer says:
it's a bit like hard tack, which is why you should dip it in the blood

Globe199x says:
"Lord's a little stale today."

Globe199x says:
I'll bet they could market it if they had a good slogan

Globe199x says:
I'll ask the internet for help

Globe199x says:
"Gonna Be a While? Grab a Christ."

Zeefer says:
can't stop eating 'em

Globe199x says:
betcha can't eat just one

Globe199x says:
"Gee, Your NuvaRing Smells Terrific."

Globe199x says:
Hulk Hogan: "Snap into a Christ!!!"

Zeefer says:
Christy Wheats, Christy Wheats can't be beat
They're the creamy hot cereal with a Christy treat
to be big and strong have lots of fun!
eat Christy Wheats everyone!

Zeefer says:
I just remembered my favorite cereal

Globe199x says:
haha, but if you're going to talk about Eucharist cereal

Globe199x says:
you can't not mention Christ Chex

Globe199x says:
"A Miracle in Every Box"

Zeefer says:
heheh

A debate on minorities.

Globe199x says:
real humor comes from making only 1% of the people laugh

cyberninja49 says:
UMMM it does

cyberninja49 says:
so am i the 1% ?

Globe199x says:
No. Go suck a lemon.

* cyberninja49 sucks a lemon, ewww sour

Zeefer says:
...what the hell was that? what were you thinking?

Zeefer says:
why would you say that?

cyberninja49 says:
Well because I was told to suck a lemon so y no ?

cyberninja49 says:
*not

Zeefer says:
No. You are wrong. Go sit in a corner and cry to yourself. Bill collector.

Quote of the night.

sandprince11 says:
canada can burn in hell

sandprince11 says:
with hitler

Discourse for the dimwitted.

cloudsdream says:
well im annoyed at your heal-mat-tifa team

cloudsdream says:
thanks heaven i got my people and hason my general has come back

cloudsdream says:
oh its nothing against you matty

cloudsdream says:
its against heal XD and tifa

cloudsdream says:
and the neo-chaters

matsam says:
neo...you calling me a newbie?

matsam says:
lol

MetroidXPS says:
XD

cloudsdream says:
in my chat, yes

matsam says:
aw...

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
cloudy grow the f uck up

matsam says:
ouch

cloudsdream says:
i am grown up XD

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
you sure don't act it

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
or talk like it

cloudsdream says:
and tifa watch your mouth

cloudsdream says:
its not nice

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
and either are you

* matsam backs up slowly...

cloudsdream says:
tifa you don't know me that long, im obviously playing

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
i don't care if your playing or not

* healuslol sits back & watches the pain

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
your are being way to damn immature for any respect from me

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
and it's sickening

cloudsdream says:
what did i do?

cloudsdream says:
i've been like this since the chat first started

cloudsdream says:
sheesh

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
yeah...a 10 year old

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
you are 20 time to act like it

cloudsdream says:
i was confused for a 10 year old, so im not insulted

cloudsdream says:
i don't want to

cloudsdream says:
im tired of being responsible and mature

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
you have never been mature

cloudsdream says:
i got to much things to cry and worry about

healuslol says to cloudsdream:
you complain about not having friends

healuslol says to cloudsdream:
but you act like a damn child

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
and you think the rest of us don't

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
any another sign you are beyond pathetic

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
and not worth the time to even talk to

cloudsdream says:
okay

healuslol says to cloudsdream:
I'm only saying you act like a damn child because at 20 you still let "mommy" & "daddy" push you around

cloudsdream says:
well thats how i was raised

healuslol says to cloudsdream:
"lets give mommy & daddy all my money!"

MetroidXPS says to Tifa23:
.....

cloudsdream says:
if i don't do that then we could have filed bankcruptcy

healuslol says to cloudsdream:
so?

healuslol says to cloudsdream:
MOVE THE ** OUT

cloudsdream says:
i live with them

cloudsdream says:
where?

cloudsdream says:
i love them

healuslol says to cloudsdream:
get your own damn apartment

cloudsdream says:
and i devout my life to them until i get married

healuslol says to cloudsdream:
.... that really isn't going to help that gettingt married thing AT ALL

MetroidXPS says to healuslol:
Heal shut up

cloudsdream says:
no

cloudsdream says:
lets just all calm down

cloudsdream says:
im sorry

Tifa23 says:
pffft...kind of late to be sorry now

Tifa23 says:
after you just piss everyone off for the last time

healuslol says to MetroidXPS:
I wasn't even being mean

cloudsdream says:
oh tifa im not sorry at you atall

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
{rolleye_smiley}

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
oh yeah i forgot

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
heal "loves" me

cloudsdream says:
i don't care about him like that

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
bull

cloudsdream says:
not anymore

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
exactly

healuslol says:
this is too crazy even for me

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
omg...i have to hate tifa b/c other guys talk to her here

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
you have the mentality of a child

cloudsdream says:
well of course not and you know whats worse

cloudsdream says:
that im childish and you are therefore arguing with a child

cloudsdream says:
now that is stupid and even more childish

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
no...i'm telling off an idiot 20 year old

cloudsdream says:
ha

A debate on masculinity.

Zeefer says:
I know I'm hungry when my body wakes itself up from sleep at night

countslime says:
oranges are tasty.

Globe199x says:
oranges have good flavor, but they're too much trouble

Globe199x says:
and I don't just mean because of the peel

Globe199x says:
I mean they have bitter parts and seeds and crummy parts

Globe199x says:
bleh

Globe199x says:
bananas are a good fruit, because they're easy to eat

Globe199x says:
pineapples are the best because they're delicious and not often served in any way other than simple to eat

Zeefer says:
pineapples kick ass!

Globe199x says:
hear hear

Globe199x says:
grapes are best frozen and/or peeled

Zeefer says:
whoa... I feel the same way...

Globe199x says:
let's get married

Zeefer says:
whoa, hold on now globy, I'm just not ready for that kind of a commitment!

Globe199x says:
I'm sorry, I don't talk about fruit that much

countslime says:
store oranges aren't real oranges

Zeefer says:
by fruit you meant your self

Globe199x says:
are you calling me a fruit? just because I asked you to marry me?

Zeefer says:
no, I meant you have emotional problems because you dont get many chances to talk about your true feelings... about ...fruit...?

Globe199x says:
oh

Globe199x says:
that must be it, then

Zeefer says:
I just was doing a substitution of fruit to self, and no secret subtext!

Zeefer says:
none at all!

Globe199x says:
of course, of course

Zeefer says:
I'm glad we understand

Globe199x says:
I'm the one with issues

Globe199x says:
me

The trouble with titles.

Angelus says:
this needs to be irc

Healuslol says:
why?

Angelus says:
that way there's no bitching about people being idle

Angelus says:
people are expected to idle on irc

Globe199x says:
Angelus, what's your favorite irc client?

Globe199x says:
I think you should take a look at this one; it might be perfect for you:

Globe199x says:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Fingers_and_thumb_in_circle_downward_motion.jpg

Quote of the night.

"i always call raspberries rapesberries."
-Countslime

And now presenting: "Cola Acuminata Matata."

CountSlime says:
the moon to me looks like a negative image of the hole in my heart left when they discontinued Crystal Pepsi.

cloudsdream says:
crystal pepsi?

rpggamer79 says:
Oh I actually loved Crystal Pepsi......

Globe199x says:
if you loved it so much

Globe199x says:
why didn't you marry it?

rpggamer79 says:
I tried....I was denied....I was not 18 yet....

Globe199x says:
tragic

rpggamer79 says:
stupid IL laws.....

CountSlime says:
remember when pee wee married the bowl of fruit salad?

Zeefer says:
people like you should be locked away!

Zeefer says:
your feelings are ugly and wrong

cloudsdream says:
but doc.. you are one of those people

cloudsdream says:
can i lock you up ? ^_^

Zeefer says:
hey, I keep them to myself, except when I must broadcast

rpggamer79 says:
If loving Crystal Pepsi is wrong...I don't wanna be right.......

cloudsdream says:
i hope your wife reads that

CountSlime says:
{no_smiley}

Zeefer says:
you and your "feelings". when will you people learn?

Zeefer says:
I ought to turn the world to glass