And now the conclusion: "Abnegating an avower" (Part 2).

cloud1991 says:
am i on your internet?

redslime25 says:
I don't want you on my internet

Healuslol says to cloud1991:
he was telling you to get off his damn internets

cloud1991 says:
im not on your internet

redslime25 says:
yes you are

cloud1991 says:
how?

redslime25 says:
depends if you are using a dial-up connection or broadband

redslime25 says:
but the basic principle is that you are using a modem to connect to it

cloud1991 says:
i pay my bills you dont

cloud1991 says:
so how am i on your internet?

redslime25 says:
once again, the basic principle is that you are using a modem to connect to my internet

cloud1991 says:
I dont wanna hear it you fags

Healuslol says to cloud1991:
dude... shut up

Healuslol says to cloud1991:
you are getting your ass handed to you

cloud1991 says to Healuslol:
what the **

cloud1991 says to Healuslol:
dont tell me to shut up

redslime25 says:
hahahaha

cloud1991 says:
who made you king

redslime25 says:
hey you asked the question, I simply provided the answer

cloud1991 says:
no

cloud1991 says:
you simply told me to get of your internet

cloud1991 says:
and i said im not on your internet im on mine

redslime25 says to cloud1991:
Healuslol is your king, as long as you abuse my internet, you will respect that

Healuslol says to cloud1991:
we are the lords of the whole Internet

cloud1991 says:
you are all **ing bitches you know

cloud1991 says:
i come here to enjoy my time

cloud1991 says:
yet you ruin my day

redslime25 says:
so it's ok to call me a fag?

Healuslol says to cloud1991:
you called me a fag too

redslime25 says:
That's not very nice

Megalosaro says:
And you just called me a bitch -_-

redslime25 says:
You called Saro a bitch too? That's a very derogatory word

Healuslol says to cloud1991:
I find that word offensive

cloud1991 says :
you know

cloud1991 says:
an di bet you came to look for problems red

cloud1991 says:
cuz i was chilling

cloud1991 says:
till you started that comment

redslime25 says:
I just told you to get off my internet, you're the one resorting to insults

redslime25 says:
It's not very nice

cloud1991 says:
im not on your internet

redslime25 says:
Do we need to explain that to you again? Yes, you are

Healuslol says to cloud1991:
WE ARE THE LORDS OF THE INTERNET

Healuslol says to cloud1991:
WE OWN IT

cloud1991 says:
meh

cloud1991 says:
well if you own it

cloud1991 says:
im breaking the rules

cloud1991 says:
and staying on it

cloud1991 says:
so.....

redslime25 says:
Sentence (Noun): A string of words satisfying the grammatical rules of a language.

And now presenting: "Abnegating an avower" (Part 1).

redslime25 says:
cloud do me a favour and get off my internet

* cloud1991 smacks redslime

redslime25 says:
you wish you could

redslime25 says:
your hand would break if you tried

redslime25 says:
fragile 16 year old bones

cloud1991 says:
wth

cloud1991 says:
u crazy red

cloud1991 says:
u see

cloud1991 says:
im not a normal 16 yr old

cloud1991 says:
so watch what you say

* redslime25 withholds cloud1991's keyboard

redslime25 says:
you can get it back when you learn how to use it

cloud1991 says:
ive been in fights with 24 yr olds

redslime25 says:
no you haven't

cloud1991 says:
ha

cloud1991 says:
right

cloud1991 says:
u sur?

redslime25 says:
yes I am 101% sure

cloud1991 says:
red

cloud1991 says:
your a jerk

redslime25 says:
so?

cloud1991 says:
u can never prove something

redslime25 says:
and?

cloud1991 says:
if u aint see it yourself

redslime25 says:
your point is?

Healuslol says to cloud1991:
grammar man

cloud1991 says:
im saying

redslime25 says:
stop right there cloud

redslime25 says:
look up the word "sentence" and then talk to me

cloud1991 says:
that cuz your older dont mean i cant kick your ass

cloud1991 says:
whoa dont be such a smart ass

redslime25 says:
can't, born that way

Healuslol says to redslime25:
99% of us in this chat were Red

Healuslol says:
XD

redslime25 says:
Being young isn't the reason you can't kick my ass

redslime25 says:
I was saying if you tried to smack me, your fragile weak bones would break

redslime25 says:
look up the word "read" while you're at dictionary.com

cloud1991 says to redslime25:
look of the word shut the ** up

cloud1991 says to redslime25:
you **ing bastard

cloud1991 says to redslime25:
what the ** acting all cool

cloud1991 says to redslime25:
u started it

cloud1991 says:
telling me to get of your internet

cloud1991 says:
wtf is that?

redslime25 says:
it was a request

The trouble with transgression.

PlatKing says:
i been busting my butt here trying to get DQV for us, the least you ladies can do is grope it! {lol_smiley}

MetroidXPS says:
{shocked_smiley}

PlatKing says to MetroidXPS:
{fear_smiley}

cyberninja49 says:
uh wow...

platKing says:
{whistle_smiley}

Tifa23 says:
hahaha

* MetroidXPS sticks a soda bottle with mentos in it up plat's rear end.

Princessk492 says:
...

MetroidXPS says:
{whistle_smiley}

PlatKing says to MetroidXPS:
{no_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
save the cybering for private chat

MetroidXPS says:
XD

PlatKing says to Princessk492:
no!

MetroidXPS says:
like he would enjoy that

MetroidXPS says:
BOOM!

Princessk492 says:
lol

Princessk492 says:
lol, I'm not sure I want to see everyone kinky sexual acts

MetroidXPS says:
I don't either

PlatKing says to Princessk492:
sure you would

Princessk492 says:
{no_smiley}

cyberninja49 says:
i dont want to hear about met raping you with mentos

Tifa23 says:
lmao

Princessk492 says:
hahaha exactly

Tifa23 says:
that was entertaining

PlatKing says to Princessk492:
{bye_smiley}

PlatKing says to Princessk492:
{kiss_smiley}

MetroidXPS says:
{fear_smiley}

PlatKing says:
{whistle_smiley}

Quote of the night.

"burger poop sex is totally appropriate"
-redslime25

Quote of the night.

"Techno is pretty dick"
-cyberninja49

The trouble with transmission.

** Welcome to Slime Knights Chat , oscarow !

oscarow says:
hi everyone!

Globe199x says:
hey oscarow

oscarow says:
hi globe! {smile_smiley}

MetroidXPS says:
hey welcome

oscarow says:
oh.. hi Metroid

oscarow says:
new to here too eh?

oscarow says:
sorry.... my connection sucks..... dont know what happened with my connection today

oscarow says:
i have to leave. bye

*** oscarow lost connection, left the room

MetroidXPS says:
aw

MetroidXPS says:
he left before i could answer...:/

Globe199x says:
what would your answer have been?

MetroidXPS says:
That i'm not exactly new to the chat

MetroidXPS says:
I started coming a little over a month ago.

redslime25 says:
He will forever think that you are a newbie to SK

MetroidXPS says:
{tongue_smiley}

redslime25 says:
How does that make you feel?

Globe199x says:
ha!

Globe199x says:
oscarow: "This 'MetroidXPS' character (perhaps so named because 'Metroid', 'MetroidX', and 'MetroidXP' were taken) started cramping my style, so I left him to his n00b ways."

MetroidXPS says:
hehehehe

redslime25 says:
"I thought I'd check into SK Chat, but there was only some newbie ... Metroid -something- there talking to me. I had better things to utilize my time with."

MetroidXPS says:
{tongue_smiley}

Discourse for the derrière.

Megalosaro says:
guys

Megalosaro says:
I want to be a proctologist

Princessk492 says:
...why?

Megalosaro says:
cause it sounds like a fabulous line of work

Princessk492 says:
examining male genitalia sounds fabulous?

* Zeefer says new topical Zeephorism

Zeefer says:
I want to examine Power Genitalia

Princessk492 says:
oh man, I think we've reached a new low

Princessk492 says:
we're discussing genitalia

mist says:
only pk would have said something like that

Princessk492 says:
oh come on, you were thinking it too

Megalosaro says:
is it true that women love proctologists?

Princessk492 says:
{no_smiley}

Zeefer says:
all chicks dig musicians

Princessk492 says:
doctors, but I'm not so sure about a proctologists

Zeefer says:
and musician/proctologists

Princessk492 says:
hahaha

mist says:
do you seriously think i have time to think about male genitals

Princessk492 says:
yes

Princessk492 says:
you're in a chatroom

Zeefer says:
hahaha

The trouble with tyrants.

matsam says:
The hair always win

rpggamer79 says:
*shakes fist in air........ One day the hair will be removed......

mist says:
icecypher's got the same problem as me right now

matsam says:
you don't see your posts?

mist says:
and anything after that

Princessk492 says:
yea i have the same problem

mist says to:
so i dont have a clue on whos winning in TOBOTSK!

Princessk492 says:
and then there's the whole main page not having the updated posts every once in a while

Princessk492 says:
it defeats the purpose of having the latest post section lol

rpggamer79 says):
Lemme see if KS is on........

matsam says:
yeah I have main page updating problems since 2.0 is on

matsam says:
sometimes I refresh and the posts are one day old

Princessk492 says:
yea same

MetroidXPS says:
yup

rpggamer79 says:
hopefully he will get the issue worked out today if not tomorrow I will be all over his butt!

mist says:
steal his crown while your at it

Princessk492 says:
I... really don't want to see that rpg..

rpggamer79 says:
yeah....

rpggamer79 says:
that did not sound right.......

rpggamer79 says:
now I feel dirty........

And now presenting: "An accidentally outside joke."

*** Welcome to Slime Knights Chat , Angelus !

Angelus says:
bah

*** Angelus lost connection, left the room

Globe199x says:
"bah... no one here to entertain me... just as well, I can't be wasting my time here in the (disdainfully) 'Slime Knights' chat room for LOSERS and IDIOTS." (...goes to another chat room)

*** Welcome to Slime Knights Chat , Angelus !

Angelus says:
is that so

*** Angelus lost connection, left the room

The trouble with trumpery.

Zeefer says:
I don't want to have to make my own cheese ok?

Globe199x says:
go to a supermarket

Zeefer says:
it's one of those "drinking raw eggs" sorts of meals

Globe199x says:
I have to eat now

Globe199x says:
stop drinking raw eggs

Zeefer says:
NEVER

Globe199x says:
fry them, damn it

Zeefer says:
go to hell

Globe199x says:
or scramble them

shadowknight says:
you can die from doing that

DracoLord2 says:
or dont eat them at all, as i don't

Globe199x says:
I remember that

Zeefer says:
that sounds like a wager to me

Globe199x says:
seriously, though, awesome food

shadowknight says:
because yolk adds cholesterol

shadowknight says:
and raw eggs add even more

Zeefer says:
I'll never stop my plain tuna and raw eggs way

Zeefer says:
don't try to change me

Zeefer says:
although I have indulged myself once or twice if you know what I mean...

Zeefer says:
those oysters are so good!

Zeefer says:
smoked oysters

Zeefer says:
mushrooms?

Zeefer says:
I was a a cocktail, and there were the best shrimp

Zeefer says:
ah, I forgot about oyster crackers!

Zeefer says:
anybody a fan?

Zeefer says:
I don't eat oysters in soup though

Zeefer says:
but I can use the crackers in other soups

Zeefer says:
all I know is that cans of oysters are always too small

Zeefer says:
who can eat only 1 can?

Zeefer says:
I have 2 at least

Zeefer says:
frozen burritos are a mystery bit though

Zeefer says:
sometimes they can really hit the spot

Zeefer says:
but then other times they're awful

Zeefer says:
and frozen pizzas are only good with flat crust

Zeefer says:
sometimes it helps to add your own pepperoni

Zeefer says:
with the square shaped flat crust

Zeefer says:
the circle ones are iffy

Zeefer says:
they're not consistent with quality

Zeefer says:
what's really odd are those frozen ribwiches

Zeefer says:
it's hard to resist them all, it's almost as bad as smoked oysters

Quote of the night.

"Where is she? If she were here, i'd give it to her now."
-King_Slime

A debate on mindlessness.

*** Welcome to Slime Knights Chat , redslime25 !

Cloud1991 says:
seriously my quote should be quote of night

redslime25 says:
Hey all

Cloud1991 says:
red

PrincessK492 says:
hiya

Cloud1991 says to cyberninja49:
tell him my quote XD

PrincessK492 says:
lmao

Megalosaro says:
XD XD

cyberninja49 says:
hey red

cyberninja49 says:
you tell him

cyberninja49 says:
i dont have it

Cloud1991 says:
ok:



Cloud1991 says:
ME:
Can you cut matsams hair?
GOD:
It is beyong thy power




Cloud1991 says:
{lol_smiley}

Cloud1991 says:
beyond*

redslime25 says:
{think_smiley}

Cloud1991 says to redslime25:
is my quote worth being tonights quote?

redslime25 says:
what? your quote?

redslime25 says:
God was the one that said it

Cloud1991 says to redslime25:
lol

Cloud1991 says to redslime25:
is it?

redslime25 says:
Stop taking credit for God's work

redslime25 says:
He gets heckled enough

cyberninja49 says:
lol

Cloud1991 says to redslime25:
is it?

redslime25 says:
How **ing dare you steal someone else's quote

redslime25 says:
Where do you get off?

cyberninja49 says :
umm so what up red?

PrincessK492 says to (23:00):
{emo_smiley}

cyberninja49 says to (23:01):
LOL

redslime25 says:
Ah not much watched a little HellBoy tonight

redslime25 says:
I might call it a night in 30 mins

Cloud1991 says:
lol

redslime25 says to Cloud1991:
Not quote of the night, but I may be able to use this chat log for other hilarity to be posted

Cloud1991 says:
so im in it?

redslime25 says:
Oh you're the star of the show