Showing posts with label redslime25. Show all posts
Showing posts with label redslime25. Show all posts

Saturday, November 24, 2007

And now the conclusion: "Burger Poop Sex" (Part 2).

matsam says:
are you done Princess?

Princessk492 says:
I don't know, are you

matsam says:
hum...

matsam says:
depends...

matsam says:
what do you have to offer?

Megalosaro says:
Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess

Princessk492 says:
i'll show you mine if you show me yours

* Megalosaro

matsam says:
hamburger time again huh?

matsam says:
interesting...

matsam says:
Mind if I bring my handcuffs?

matsam says:
Saro already has his...

Princessk492 says:
sure thing, handcuffs are fun

matsam says:
You can strap us both, then it's up to you...

matsam says:
use them! QUICK!

Princessk492 says:
oh baby

* Princessk492 rika straps mat and saro with rings of poop

matsam says:
oh...mmm...what are you doing with that dildo honey?

matsam says:
That's for Saro?

cloudsdream says:
hey!

Princessk492 says:
oh baby we can share

cloudsdream says:
that crosses the lone

MetroidXPS says to Princessk492:
Guys... knock it off

matsam says:
XD

cloudsdream says:
i know we are adults

cloudsdream says:
but sweesh

Princessk492 says:
lol

Globe199x says:
cloudsdream, if you think that crosses the line

Globe199x says:
for the love of god, don't scroll up

* Healuslol is mentally scarred

Princessk492 says:
haha

MetroidXPS says:
not funny

matsam says:
{lol_smiley}

MetroidXPS says:
-_-;

cloudsdream says:
guys

cloudsdream says:
man

cloudsdream says:
i idle

Healuslol says:
so gross....

cloudsdream says:
and you guys make this into a rated MA chat room?

Globe199x says:
and then some

Princessk492 says:
{shrug_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
it's our sense of humor

matsam says:
{shrug_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
we're a crude bunch

matsam says:
it's RedSlime's fault!

MetroidXPS says:
it's disgusting

* matsam throws away handcuffs

Globe199x says:
"so what do you guys call your act?"

Globe199x says:
"The Aristocratsk!"

Megalosaro says:
THE ARISTOCRAT!

Healuslol says:
haha Globe

Megalosaro says:
I love that joke >_>

Healuslol says:
XD

matsam says:
XD

Megalosaro says:
The bob sagat version is the ebst

matsam says:
"The kid's eye pops, he sees an opportunity"

* Healuslol listens to Promiscuis Daughter

Healuslol says:
XD

*** Welcome to Slime Knights Chat , redslime25 !

redslime25 says:
Ok i'm back now

Princessk492 says:
promiscuios is a good song

Princessk492 says:
hiya

MetroidXPS says:
wb red

redslime25 says:
Did I miss anything?

matsam says:
you just missed it man

redslime25 says:
{shocked_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
you missed the best cybering eva!

matsam says:
oh...you missed the final blast

redslime25 says:
dammit

Globe199x says:
King Slime came in and started this crazy raunchy sex rant

cloudsdream says:
im disgusted

redslime25 says:
Haha oh that dawg King Slime

MetroidXPS says:
me too

cloudsdream says:
im glad zeefer left

Globe199x says:
Metroid too

MetroidXPS says:
You guys really went too far

redslime25 says:
Yeah Zeefer went way too far

Globe199x says:
Zeefer's mind is so pure and innocent

Princessk492 says:
Zeefer really did

Globe199x says:
it would have scarred him

redslime25 says:
He should be ashamed of himself

redslime25 says:
Pretending to be Sharjeel, just no respect for authority

Princessk492 says:
he should be banned for fraud

Globe199x says:
aren't there rules against that sort of thing?

* matsam nods

Globe199x says:
this chat room is supposed to be a comfortable place

Princessk492 says:
for the children!

redslime25 says:
I didn't think the Sharjeel impersonation was disguisting though, I mean, I thought it was a half-decent performance

redslime25 says:
Uncalled for, but you gotta commend the guy

Globe199x says:
if you're disgusted by transgenderism, you're a racist

Globe199x says:
that's what this is really about, I think

matsam says:
indeed

redslime25 says:
mat, grow up a little bit

matsam says:
...gah!

matsam says:
I know I'm not tall enough...

Princessk492 says:
yea, what the hell, it's ok to be transgendered

matsam says:
{cry_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
don't get you panties in a twist

matsam says:
yeah, I'd so be that if I weren't normal

matsam says:
wait...

matsam says:
twisted panties are a hassle

Princessk492 says:
are you going to say "what am I implying?" oh I think you know..

cloudsdream says:
guys please don't ever chat like that in the main chat

redslime25 says:
Left click "RedSlime25" and then click "Ignore".

Princessk492 says:
yea, you guys could have ignored us if it really bothered you'

cloudsdream says:
yeah

cloudsdream says:
but this is not the place for that

Globe199x says:
I don't think they should have to

matsam says:
Pushing the limit

matsam says:
it was an experiment

Princessk492 says:
lol shut up globe

Globe199x says:
go to private chat and say whatever you want

cloudsdream says:
exactly

Princessk492 says:
it wasn't even THAT bad

redslime25 says:
Frankly I don't want to live in a world where poop sex can't be openly joked about on a Dragon Quest fansite chatroom

Angelus says to cloudsdream:
If members abuse the chat rooms by posting obscenities, personal and racist attacks, alcohol and drug related content, or other out-of-hand comments

Angelus says to cloudsdream:
, the following will be the course of action: 200 points lost upon the first offense; 500 points lost upon the second
offense; membership termination upon the third offense.

cloudsdream says:
i know, but i don't think sk main chat should be getting into that kind of inuedo

Globe199x says:
it's inappropiate for this room and you know it

Princessk492 says:
hahaha red

cloudsdream says:
yeah

matsam says:
oh no! rules!

matsam says:
{rolleye_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
hehe

redslime25 says:
No alcohol related content here

cloudsdream says:
hey i love you guys, but i do not mind sending the classy part of the chat to KS

Globe199x says:
you shouldn't obey it because it's a rule, you should obey it out of respect for other Slime Knights

matsam says:
we were discussing Rika's blog after all

Princessk492 says :
hey, I don't care if I'm banned or lose mms, it's no big deal to me

redslime25 says:
ooohhh an ultimatium

redslime25 says:
I love it

Princessk492 says:
I can still chat with anyone who wants to talk to me

*** Angelus lost connection, left the room

Globe199x says:
there goes Angelus

redslime25 says:
I do not mind using the power of the internet to crush you

Globe199x says:
he's very uncomfortable around conflict

redslime25 says:
muhahahahhaa

redslime25 says:
HAX!

Princessk492 says:
lol and if not, I can just turn off my computer and talk to other people

Megalosaro says:
Can I tell a joke?

Princessk492 says:
sure thing!

redslime25 says:
I don't know Saro

Princessk492 says:
we're a jokey bunch here

redslime25 says:
Cloudsdream might be offended

Megalosaro says:
So this family goes to a talent agent

redslime25 says:
And send the log of you telling the joke to KS

Megalosaro says:
There is a father, a mother, a daughter and a son

matsam says:
pffft

matsam says:
hehe

Globe199x says:
uh oh

Megalosaro says:
you know, the typical nuclear family

redslime25 says:
You better stop Saro

matsam says:
offend alert!

Globe199x says:
cloudsdream, it's very important that you ignore megalosaro

redslime25 says:
Cloudsdream does not mind sending the classy part of the joke to KS

matsam says:
but...KS loves the classy parts!

Megalosaro says:
the father tells the agent that he thinks they have a class act

Globe199x says:
before the ** hits the fan

Megalosaro says:
so the agent asks to see

Globe199x says:
or the family, more likely

Megalosaro says:
the father begins by saying "knock knock"

Princessk492 says:
haha nice pun globe

Globe199x says:
{shrug_smiley}

Megalosaro says:
to which the mother says "who's there"

Megalosaro says:
and then the father says "cow sez"

Megalosaro says:
and the daughter says "cowsex who"

redslime25 says:
Saro seriously, Cloudsdream might get offended and tell KS on you

redslime25 says:
Stop now

Megalosaro says:
and then the father says "no you moron, cow sez moo"

Megalosaro says:
and then he punches her in the face >_>

Megalosaro says:
the end

Princessk492 says:
lol

Globe199x says:
{rolleye_smiley}

matsam says:
hahaha

redslime25 says:
hahahaha

Globe199x says:
now tell the one with Robo and Crono

Megalosaro says:
I have the best version of the Aristocrats joke

Globe199x says:
it had better be a real version, and not some lame trying-to-be-clever cop-out

Megalosaro says:
That was my joke >_>

Thursday, November 22, 2007

And now presenting: "Burger Poop Sex" (Part 1).

Editor's Note: We have a special entry today for Thanksgiving. The editors and I have been waiting for the perfect time to post it, and there couldn't be any better moment than this. Happy Thanksgiving! We hope you already ate dinner.

* Healuslol shows off best assets

* redslime25 tosses up a brew dog to Rika

redslime25 says:
I just wanna get get get get cho drunk

Healuslol says:
you wanna rape this, baby?

Healuslol says:
XD

* Princessk492 vomits and applies the fangs

redslime25 says:
Get you drunk inside my humps

Princessk492 says:
oh baby

redslime25 says:
My humps. My humps. My lovely lady lumps.

Princessk492 says:
let's make loooooooove

* Healuslol Rika rapes other Rika

redslime25 says:
So Rika, let's say you and me, get busy... in helping you poop

Princessk492 says:
oh yea, stick it in so I can push it out

* matsam vomits

matsam says:
GROSS!

Zeefer says:
..............................................

redslime25 says:
Mmmmmm haaaaa, push it, p-p-p-p-push it REAL good

redslime25 says:
Salt and peppas here!

Princessk492 says:
oo baby baby! ba baby baby!

* matsam covers his eyes

* Healuslol grabs Matsams booty

Healuslol says:
XD

matsam says:
ACK!

matsam says:
I'm getting raped!

Healuslol says:
I have all your treasure now!

matsam says:
no...wait...I'm getting surprise sex!

* Princessk492 touches matsam inappropriately

Globe199x says:
"BANNED"

redslime25 says:
You're all fired!

Princessk492 says:
let's have a sexay fivesome@

Princessk492 says:
!

Princessk492 says:







8

Princessk492 says:
wtf lol

matsam says:
haha

MetroidXPS says to Megalosaro:
girls don't have sex with you if you give them water

redslime25 says:
! 8

Zeefer says to Princessk492:
OUT OF CHARACTER

matsam says:
we're 11

matsam says:
a elevensome?

Princessk492 says:
eek! I'm sorry!

MetroidXPS says to Megalosaro:
"Look at me! I'm Zeefer! Go suck lemons and I'm on the lime gelatine and tax collectors and PBF! BLA BLA BLA"

* Princessk492 applies topicgel

Princessk492 says:
is that better?

redslime25 says:
I don't think an elevensome has every been attempted

MetroidXPS says:
Confusious say, “Stop looking for answers inside a freakin’ cookie!

Globe199x says:
haha, that was my Zeefer quote

Princessk492 says:
i'll elevensome baby

matsam says:
I'm in!

* matsam gets naked

redslime25 says:
Confuseus say, "Man who stands on toilet, gets high on pot."

* Princessk492 rika rips off pants

Angelus says:
confuse us?

Healuslol says:
I wouldn't mind it

* Princessk492 rika puts on wizard hat

matsam says:
Heal, you're in too?

Healuslol says:
I'm in

redslime25 says:
Yeah confuse us

matsam says:
get naked!

* Healuslol is naked

MetroidXPS says:
{no_smiley}

matsam says:
haha

matsam says:
you already were

Princessk492 says:
who likes bite secks!?

redslime25 says:
It is a joke, so what? wanna fight about it?

* Princessk492 rika exposes fangs

Megalosaro says to MetroidXPS:
bitsecks?

Megalosaro says to MetroidXPS:
I've never heard of bitsecks

MetroidXPS says:
{weird_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
well babay you'll know of it now

Princessk492 says:
bite bite

matsam says:
bite means dick in French

Healuslol says:
....

* Megalosaro has surprise seck with

redslime25 says:
Hey rika, let's play sexy dentist

MetroidXPS says:
I agree heal

Princessk492 says:
bite, dick, it's all the same

redslime25 says:
Open wide for me baby

* Princessk492 rika opens wide

redslime25 says:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Healuslol says:
BUKAKKE!

Princessk492 says:
oh wait you meant my mouth

redslime25 says:
It's hidous!!

Healuslol says:
XD

matsam says:
haha

redslime25 says:
Yes your mouth.

redslime25 says:
Please.

* Megalosaro has surprise sex with

Angelus says to matsam:
I've never heard it refered to as that

matsam says:
"Sorry! Come again!"

Princessk492 says:
sorry, I'll close my legs then

* Megalosaro has surprise sex with

MetroidXPS says:
-_-

redslime25 says:
Smells like a Boston harbourfront here...

matsam says:
bite is slang french

Angelus says to matsam:
must be a quebec thing

matsam says:
no

matsam says:
they use it in France too

Healuslol says:
< makes it stop

Zeefer says:
I want to visit quebec someday

Angelus says:
weird

matsam says:
you need to watch more movies

Healuslol says:
for somme reason

* Princessk492 rika bites heal

Zeefer says:
I hope they build a space elevator to it sometime soon

Angelus says:
parisian french sounds like they've got something hard stuck in their rear end

Angelus says:
so no thanks

redslime25 says:
They do, each other!

Princessk492 says:
i have something hard stuck in my rear end too!

matsam says:
"Québec, the amazing flowting continent!"

redslime25 says:
Har har har

Princessk492 says:
I just can't poo!

Angelus says:
haha

redslime25 says:
Princess, it looks like you got a whole hamburger up there

Princessk492 says:
help me push it out

matsam says:
oh god

matsam says:
tasy

matsam says:
tasty!

Princessk492 says:
i'll let you eat it

matsam says:
that's hawt

* Healuslol vomits

* redslime25 spanks that ass

redslime25 says:
Get of there burger!

Princessk492 says:
oh baby

Princessk492 says:
spank it again

Princessk492 says:
harder

Healuslol says:
STOP

redslime25 says:
Welcome to Slime Knights Chat...

Healuslol says:
AGHH

Princessk492 says:
lmfao

matsam says:
You know you want some too Heal

matsam says:
you're DYING for some

Megalosaro says:
this might just qualify as the classiest chat ever

Princessk492 says:
oh i'll let you have some

matsam says:
cum and get it

Healuslol says:
ON YOUR FACE

Healuslol says:
XD

Princessk492 says:
cum and hamburger what a tasty meal

* redslime25 spanks it harder

Angelus says to Megalosaro:
classy != disgusting

redslime25 says:
Burger burger burger burger

redslime25 says:
Come to me!

Princessk492 says:
HNNNGG

Princessk492 says:
(angerpoo_smiley)

* Healuslol gets even sicker

* Healuslol dies

matsam says:
oh no you don't!

redslime25 says:
Quick to the McDonald's toilet!

* matsam thrown a phoenix down at Heal

redslime25 says:
I got the strainer

Princessk492 says:
it's diarhea!! it.. it won't stop!!

matsam says:
awesome!

matsam says:
everybody can get some

* matsam takes a big bucket

Tifa23 says:
mmmm...chocolate milkshake

Princessk492 says:
let's swim in it!

redslime25 says:
Ahhhh all over my hand!

Tifa23 says:
what a time for me to come back

Princessk492 says:
lick it!

* matsam puts some all over his hair

redslime25 says:
It's worse than the spread gun in Contra!

matsam says:
it's almost like an all-you-can-eat buffet!

Megalosaro says:
All you can eat!

Princessk492 says:
put it in your mouths!

Princessk492 says:
have you seen my balls?

redslime25 says:
what are these? corn kernels?

Healuslol says:
ICK

Healuslol says:
STFU

Princessk492 says:
I can't find my balls!!

Princessk492 says:
it's lost in the poo

matsam says to:
thatss aulreadee whot I'm dooing

Zeefer says to:
all right that's it

Zeefer says:
I'm outta here

*** Zeefer lost connection, left the room

matsam says:
That only makes more for me!

* matsam goes crazy!

redslime25 says:
Ironically, my love for all of you is like diarhea.. I just can't hold it in

* matsam grabs RedSlime

redslime25 says:
not surprise sex again...

Princessk492 says:
I think my love is ending

*** Tifa23 quit the room

matsam says:
HELL YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

redslime25 says:
You are all sick

matsam says:
no not yet Princess!

redslime25 says:
Sick f.ucking bastards!

Princessk492 says:
ok!

*** redslime25 lost connection, left the room

matsam says:
haha

Monday, October 22, 2007

And now presenting: "Surprise Sex."

Tifa23 says:
well, i'll be back in about 20 to 30 minutes....going for a jog

MetroidXPS says:
good luck

matsam says:
heh

matsam says:
don't jog in the traffic

Princessk492 says:
isn't it 1am for you too?

Tifa23 says:
2am

matsam says:
oh...right...

Tifa23 says:
no traffic

Tifa23 says:
it will be nice and peaceful

matsam says:
well then

MetroidXPS says:
There's always traffic where I live apparently...

matsam says:
don't get raped

Tifa23 says:
i'll be the only crazy person outside at this time

Tifa23 says:
i wont

Healuslol says to matsam:
not even funny

MetroidXPS says:
no mat...

matsam says:
what!

matsam says:
ah sheesh!

Tifa23 says:
well, i go idle now

Princessk492 says:
have a sense of humor guys!

Tifa23 says:
see you all in a bit

Princessk492 says:
k cya

Healuslol says to matsam:
rape is not a joke

redslime25 says:
peace out sista

matsam says:
where's the humour for raping jokes?

* Healuslol anal rapes matsam {tongue_smiley}

Healuslol says to matsam:
XD

Princessk492 says:
says the guy who said "better luck next time" to rika

matsam says:
not funny heal

MetroidXPS says:
we have a sense of humor, but soemtimes you have to know where to draw the line.

matsam says:
you bastard

matsam says:
{tongue_smiley}

Healuslol says:
"I almost got raped"

Healuslol says:
Better luck next time!

MetroidXPS says:
{think_smiley}

matsam says:
Metroid, you used to make smiley raping jokes too

matsam says:
{tongue_smiley}

MetroidXPS says:
uh....

MetroidXPS says:
what?

matsam says:
Remember those? {liar_smiley,lol_smiley}

MetroidXPS says:
That's not rape

matsam says:
or maybe

matsam says:
{liar_smiley,cry_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
yea it is, it's noserape

redslime25 says:
Yeah that is called nose-rape, that's why everyone did it

redslime25 says:
Anyone that has ever put those two smileys together, knowingly or not, has made light of rape

Zeefer says:
all right, I think we ought to clean things up here

Zeefer says:
reddy just drop it

redslime25 says:
sharjeel, I can do

redslime25 says:
Whatever the hell I want

Healuslol says:
reddy grow up

Healuslol says:
XD

* Zeefer sheepish look

Zeefer says:
ok, red, you're the boss

redslime25 says:
Plus sharjeel, I only reffered to the jerks as being those who target individuals to try and bring them down.

Princessk492 says:
hahaha

redslime25 says:
Not to everyone

matsam says:
so raping, is it funny or not?

matsam says:
or is it nose-raping only?

Princessk492 says:
funny unless you're being serious

matsam says:
that was so not serious

matsam says:
haha

Princessk492 says:
if you've seriously been raped: not funny

matsam says:
if someone is serious in the SK chat he/she has a problem

Healuslol says to matsam:
only if someone doesn't harbor bad feelings about rape

Princessk492 says:
if you're making fun of it: funny!

matsam says:
You think Tifa had bad feelings about it?

Healuslol says to matsam:
no....

matsam says:
I don't think so...heh

matsam says:
well it was funny then!

Healuslol says to matsam:
eh.

MetroidXPS says:
She's outside by herself....

redslime25 says:
matsam, you need to grow up a little

MetroidXPS says:
Xd

Princessk492 says:
lol

matsam says:
aw c'mon guys

Megalosaro says:
I don't believe in rape

Megalosaro says:
I prefer to call it surprise sex

Healuslol says to Megalosaro:
HAHAHAHA

MetroidXPS says:
It's ok mat

matsam says:
haha

matsam says:
I didn't mean to offence anyone!

Princessk492 says:
come on, we all know matsam is a joking kind of guy

Princessk492 says:
we can't take him seriously

Healuslol says to matsam:
mat...

matsam says:
some of you take things said in here too seriously

Healuslol says to matsam:
{liar_smiley,flush_smiley}

redslime25 says:
It all starts with jokes... next thing you know - someone is getting raped by matsam

matsam says:
I'm just stupid, laugh at me!

Princessk492 says:
lol

Megalosaro says:
Matsam rapes me 7 times a week

matsam says:
...gah!

matsam says:
shush!

Zeefer says:
yet at the same time, serious subjects like this should not be joked about, as they can hit home very much for some people

Healuslol says to Megalosaro:
we all rape you 7 times a week

Megalosaro says:
rather, he has surprise sex with me 7 times a week

Megalosaro says:
I have surprise sex with him twice a week

redslime25 says:
Sarry, just drop it

matsam says:
haha

* Megalosaro rapes redslime

matsam says:
So...much...Sharjeel!

matsam says:
ack!

redslime25 says:
Come on guys

Princessk492 says:
let's change the topic guys xD

matsam says:
uh...No.

matsam says:
XD

MetroidXPS says:
XD

* Healuslol molests Matsam

redslime25 says:
Yeah let's talk music... anyone like the song "Rape Me" by Nirvana ?

MetroidXPS says:
matsam loves my simplistic quote

Healuslol says:
there i changed it from rape to molestation

matsam says:
stop it heal, not in front of the ladies!

Princessk492 says:
matty you know i love you, but you need to stop this xD

MetroidXPS says:
"uh....no"

Princessk492 says:
actually, I like that song red

redslime25 says:
word

matsam says:
you forgot all the <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

Princessk492 says:
lol

* Zeefer flips hair.

Thursday, October 18, 2007

The trouble with teasing.

healuslol says to cloud1991:
so Cloudy said she'd marry me XDD

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
i will kick your a**

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
don't tease me

healuslol says to cloud1991:
she said it XD

cyberninja49 says to:
*tease*

healuslol says to cloud1991:
no lie

Zeefer says:
that's it

Zeefer says:
improper use of **

PrincessK492 says:
lol

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
freaking liar

healuslol says to PrincessK492 (private):
god I love messing with him

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
cloudy wil never marry u

PrincessK492 says to healuslol (private):
lol i know

PrincessK492 says to healuslol (private):
he's so immature

healuslol says to PrincessK492 (private):
although she did say she would XD

PrincessK492 says to healuslol (private):
i know XD

healuslol says to PrincessK492 (private):
we were just messing around

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
nice tease of the night

healuslol says to cloud1991:
Ask Princess

Zeefer says:
this will come to a dramatic scene because.... CLOUDY MUST DECIDE WHO TO MARRY IN 10 DAYS!!

healuslol says to cloud1991:
she knows that cloudy said it

healuslol says to cloud1991:
XD

cloud1991 says to PrincessK492 (private):
is he saying the truth.I bet he bribed u

PrincessK492 says to cloud1991 (private):
no, she actually said yes

cloud1991 says to PrincessK492 (private):
stop lying

cloud1991 says to PrincessK492 (private):
plz dont lie

PrincessK492 says to cloud1991 (private):
i'm really not lying

healuslol says to cloud1991:
she said "of course I'll marry my little balthier wannabe"

cyberninja49 says:
LOL

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
whatever

PrincessK492 says:
hey phantasystar commented:

PrincessK492 says:
"Their just a bunch of jerks trying to start trouble. Like morons that rank everyones submissions at 1 star to try and make theirs look better. I gave the pic a plus. It was a cute pic. "

redslime25 says:
Yo, phantasy star is a **ing idiot

redslime25 says:
I got in an arguement with that jerk on Dante's Casino too

cloud1991 says:
i got in a argument with healy

cyberninja49 says:
oh yeah

cyberninja49 says:
hes an idiot

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
anyone can say they will

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
and not mean it

healuslol says:
XD

healuslol says:
you still on that cloud XD

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
yes.i aint gunna leave till u admit it

matsam says:
admit what?

cyberninja49 says:
yo cloud chill

healuslol says:
XD

cloud1991 says:
i get mad at that

cloud1991 says:
cyber

cyberninja49 says:
what he say?

healuslol says:
I said Cloudy said she'd marry me

healuslol says:
XD

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
no she wont!!!

matsam says:
haha

Zeefer says:
ah, that

matsam says:
she will?

mist says:
what an argument

Zeefer says:
well, she has to marry someone!

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
not him

matsam says:
well, they go well together

matsam says:
{tongue_smiley}

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
out of everyone ou?

cloud1991 says to healuslol:
you

Zeefer says:
if she doesn't get married in the next week, SK will shut down!

cloud1991 says:
i cant take it anymore

PrincessK492 says:
lol

*** cloud1991 quit the room

matsam says:
yeah!

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

A debate on mockery.

healuslol says to kainnero:
do you know who wrote that or no?

kainnero says:
oh~~~~! the bitch came back the very next day! thought she was a goner but she just couldnt stay away

kainnero says:
sure knock my sandals off

healuslol says:
but that is reallyweird

healuslol says:
who would mock me but Red or Glowb xD

kainnero says:
lol

kainnero says:
well i have no love for red

kainnero says:
because he's an ass with no real claim

kainnero says:
at least jabba has a claim on english

Sharjeel says:
T___T What are we talking about?

kainnero says:
charlie for being evil in sneaking eb deals XD

Globe199x says:
talking about me??

healuslol says:
well that comment that said "Healuslol" was not Healuslol

kainnero says:
count being snarky

* Globe199x folds hands, leans forward.

kainnero says:
and me for being mighty midget XD

Sharjeel says:
Links?

kainnero says:
red just had no ID

kainnero says
>>

kainnero says:
let alone imagination

healuslol says to Sharjeel:
[Editor's Note: Link removed due to inabropriate content. We have to keep this site family-friendly!!]

kainnero says:
i can just delete it if it wasnt you

healuslol says:
plus IIRC\

kainnero says:
i dont like posers

healuslol says:
Count created the fivesome

Globe199x says:
created the fivesome?

Sharjeel says:
D= Someone made a comment in your name?

healuslol says:
yes

kainnero says:
i'll delete it

kainnero says:
kain dont like coward posers

kainnero says:
who ever did it has no balls

healuslol says:
& I say Interwebs

healuslol says:
not Intranets

healuslol says:
for all I know it coulda been Redslurm being Redslurm

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

The trouble with trysts.

simpleman says:
i wanna date red

Tifa23 says:
......................

Healuslol says:
Quote of the Night

Princessk492 says:
...

simpleman says :
you to tifa

Healuslol says:
Oh noez

simpleman says:
you to healuslol

Healuslol says:
oh gay

simpleman says:
im bi

Healuslol says:
I see XD

Tifa23 says:
i was just going to say swinger

Princessk492 says to Healuslol (private):
he's said things before randomly like "im a transexual" and "i like anal sex"

Healuslol says:
simpleman if you got within 5 feet of Red you'd explode

Tifa23 says:
{liar_smiley,lol_smiley}

Tifa23 says:
{whistle_smiley}

Healuslol says:
PANT EXPLOSION

simpleman says:
it doesnt matter what gender of they look good

Healuslol says:
XD

redslime25 says:
If you want to date me, you better put out on the first night

Sunday, September 30, 2007

Discourse for the discarded.

jcneg says:
oh man that dude need a chill pill or something

redslime25 says:
yeah that redslime25 right?

redslime25 says:
totally needs to lay off

jcneg says:
i've read it 3 time and it still dosen't make sense

Zeefer says:
redslime is such a basterd

PrincessK492 says:
lol

redslime25 says:
dude probably hasn't been laid in years

Zeefer says to:
heh

PrincessK492 says:
maybe that's why he's so angry

Megalosaro says:
He probably hasn't been laid EVER

redslime25 says:
Woah hey Saro, be easy on the guy

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Quote of the night.

"I spent a year and a half on SK and all I got is this lousey DQ8 shirt, cell phone cleaner, cardboard display standee and time knocked off my life I can never get back"
-redslime25

Friday, August 24, 2007

Archduke Redinald Slimefordshire XXV's Words of Wisdom.

redslime25 says:
Beer goggles are not true, I don't care what anyone says, it's more of a factor like you are just overwhelmingly horney lol!

cyberninja49 says:
didnt see that one coming

redslime25 says:
True comes out when redslime has been drinking

redslime25 says:
Truth!

Saturday, August 11, 2007

And now presenting: "A Sordid Online Dating Story."

redslime25 says:
ok I have a sordid online dating story

redslime25 says:
gather round

PrincessK492 says:
YES!

* PrincessK492 grabs popcorn

redslime25 says:
I am painted a villian in this one though, I will not sugar coat my meaness

PrincessK492 says:
haha those are always the best

PrincessK492 says:
feel free to exaggerate

redslime25 says:
So my friend started up this website for my school, which was basically the university's name dating dot com

redslime25 says:
He told me he'd give me a free account, so I thought, hey what the heck

redslime25 says:
What do I have to lose?

Globe199x says:
hehe

PrincessK492 says:
answer: dignity and pride

redslime25 says:
So I went on a few dates all of which were with very strange women

redslime25 says:
One told me of her pet "hamster" that she found near Lake Erie that apparenly is only 2 inches long and has red eyes

redslime25 says:
Went into detail about the training method of her two dogs "Ruff" and "Tuff" for nearly an hour

redslime25 says:
I went on a date with a girl whos passion was doing Caribou surveying in northern Ontario... there is a lot to know about that

redslime25 says:
To make a very long story short, I was very sick of meeting these girls online

redslime25 says:
There was one more girl in my inbox asking to meet for coffee, she had no picture though, but I thought... hey, it's the end of the year, I might as well give it a shot

PrincessK492 says:
uh-oh no picture is a bad sign

redslime25 says:
So I went and met her at the coffee shop at my school and to understand my horror...

Globe199x says:
I'm optimistic

redslime25 says:
I knew who this girl was, I met her before, and she is a very.. very.. boring person.. very boring

redslime25 says:
She didn't reconize me though, and so with students going to and fro and I knew I did not want to sit and have coffee with her

Globe199x says:
you're such an asshole for what you're about to tell us you did

redslime25 says:
So the coffee shop is beside the library, and I said "Hey very
awesome to meet you, and I feel really bad, but I actually have this project I need to work on"

PrincessK492 says:
hehe

redslime25 says:
"I need to do some research, it's very last minute"

redslime25 says:
She starts crying

redslime25 says:
I'm like... oh **... cause I mean this is a HIGHLY populated area with students being one of the only coffee shops

Globe199x says:
boring people have feelings too

PrincessK492 says:
haha

Globe199x says:
we just don't want to hear about them

redslime25 says:
Small school, someone is bound to recognize me and see me talking to this girl that is crying now

Globe199x says:
did you run?

PrincessK492 says:
is there a bee in here somewhere?

redslime25 says:
No I instantly think she knows I'm lying to her

redslime25 says:
Caught red handed

Globe199x says:
"last minute research"

redslime25 says:
She says she's crying cause she's "really nervous about meeting people"

Globe199x says:
but it's really because you rejected her

redslime25 says:
I'm still looking around making sure nobody I know is around

Globe199x says:
it's good that you had your priorities straight

Globe199x says:
you dick

PrincessK492 says:
lol

redslime25 says:
So I tell her "It's alright" and other bull**, like we can do this later and such

redslime25 says:
Hey that's not nice Globe

redslime25 says:
Assholes have feelings too you know

Globe199x says:
talk to the hug

redslime25 says:
So I go into the library, chat with a few people I knew, then I head downstairs and go out a different exit and hop on the bus and head to my house

redslime25 says:
Safe.

redslime25 says:
Then

Angelus says:
you want asshole, you read http://www.tuckermax.com/

redslime25 says:
As I am chatting online and not doing research I get an e-mail in my MSN inbox

Globe199x says:
you want asshole, go to [insert ass-fetish porn site]

redslime25 says:
It reads along the lines "Hey I was wondering if you were finished doing work, I'm still here at the coffee place if you want to take a break"

redslime25 says:
It's been like... a whole 2 hours

PrincessK492 says:
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Globe199x says:
yikes

Globe199x says:
you didn't reply, did you?

PrincessK492 says:
that's just...sad

redslime25 says:
~ The End

Friday, April 27, 2007

And now the conclusion: "Abnegating an avower" (Part 2).

cloud1991 says:
am i on your internet?

redslime25 says:
I don't want you on my internet

Healuslol says to cloud1991:
he was telling you to get off his damn internets

cloud1991 says:
im not on your internet

redslime25 says:
yes you are

cloud1991 says:
how?

redslime25 says:
depends if you are using a dial-up connection or broadband

redslime25 says:
but the basic principle is that you are using a modem to connect to it

cloud1991 says:
i pay my bills you dont

cloud1991 says:
so how am i on your internet?

redslime25 says:
once again, the basic principle is that you are using a modem to connect to my internet

cloud1991 says:
I dont wanna hear it you fags

Healuslol says to cloud1991:
dude... shut up

Healuslol says to cloud1991:
you are getting your ass handed to you

cloud1991 says to Healuslol:
what the **

cloud1991 says to Healuslol:
dont tell me to shut up

redslime25 says:
hahahaha

cloud1991 says:
who made you king

redslime25 says:
hey you asked the question, I simply provided the answer

cloud1991 says:
no

cloud1991 says:
you simply told me to get of your internet

cloud1991 says:
and i said im not on your internet im on mine

redslime25 says to cloud1991:
Healuslol is your king, as long as you abuse my internet, you will respect that

Healuslol says to cloud1991:
we are the lords of the whole Internet

cloud1991 says:
you are all **ing bitches you know

cloud1991 says:
i come here to enjoy my time

cloud1991 says:
yet you ruin my day

redslime25 says:
so it's ok to call me a fag?

Healuslol says to cloud1991:
you called me a fag too

redslime25 says:
That's not very nice

Megalosaro says:
And you just called me a bitch -_-

redslime25 says:
You called Saro a bitch too? That's a very derogatory word

Healuslol says to cloud1991:
I find that word offensive

cloud1991 says :
you know

cloud1991 says:
an di bet you came to look for problems red

cloud1991 says:
cuz i was chilling

cloud1991 says:
till you started that comment

redslime25 says:
I just told you to get off my internet, you're the one resorting to insults

redslime25 says:
It's not very nice

cloud1991 says:
im not on your internet

redslime25 says:
Do we need to explain that to you again? Yes, you are

Healuslol says to cloud1991:
WE ARE THE LORDS OF THE INTERNET

Healuslol says to cloud1991:
WE OWN IT

cloud1991 says:
meh

cloud1991 says:
well if you own it

cloud1991 says:
im breaking the rules

cloud1991 says:
and staying on it

cloud1991 says:
so.....

redslime25 says:
Sentence (Noun): A string of words satisfying the grammatical rules of a language.

Thursday, April 26, 2007

And now presenting: "Abnegating an avower" (Part 1).

redslime25 says:
cloud do me a favour and get off my internet

* cloud1991 smacks redslime

redslime25 says:
you wish you could

redslime25 says:
your hand would break if you tried

redslime25 says:
fragile 16 year old bones

cloud1991 says:
wth

cloud1991 says:
u crazy red

cloud1991 says:
u see

cloud1991 says:
im not a normal 16 yr old

cloud1991 says:
so watch what you say

* redslime25 withholds cloud1991's keyboard

redslime25 says:
you can get it back when you learn how to use it

cloud1991 says:
ive been in fights with 24 yr olds

redslime25 says:
no you haven't

cloud1991 says:
ha

cloud1991 says:
right

cloud1991 says:
u sur?

redslime25 says:
yes I am 101% sure

cloud1991 says:
red

cloud1991 says:
your a jerk

redslime25 says:
so?

cloud1991 says:
u can never prove something

redslime25 says:
and?

cloud1991 says:
if u aint see it yourself

redslime25 says:
your point is?

Healuslol says to cloud1991:
grammar man

cloud1991 says:
im saying

redslime25 says:
stop right there cloud

redslime25 says:
look up the word "sentence" and then talk to me

cloud1991 says:
that cuz your older dont mean i cant kick your ass

cloud1991 says:
whoa dont be such a smart ass

redslime25 says:
can't, born that way

Healuslol says to redslime25:
99% of us in this chat were Red

Healuslol says:
XD

redslime25 says:
Being young isn't the reason you can't kick my ass

redslime25 says:
I was saying if you tried to smack me, your fragile weak bones would break

redslime25 says:
look up the word "read" while you're at dictionary.com

cloud1991 says to redslime25:
look of the word shut the ** up

cloud1991 says to redslime25:
you **ing bastard

cloud1991 says to redslime25:
what the ** acting all cool

cloud1991 says to redslime25:
u started it

cloud1991 says:
telling me to get of your internet

cloud1991 says:
wtf is that?

redslime25 says:
it was a request

Saturday, April 14, 2007

The trouble with transmission.

** Welcome to Slime Knights Chat , oscarow !

oscarow says:
hi everyone!

Globe199x says:
hey oscarow

oscarow says:
hi globe! {smile_smiley}

MetroidXPS says:
hey welcome

oscarow says:
oh.. hi Metroid

oscarow says:
new to here too eh?

oscarow says:
sorry.... my connection sucks..... dont know what happened with my connection today

oscarow says:
i have to leave. bye

*** oscarow lost connection, left the room

MetroidXPS says:
aw

MetroidXPS says:
he left before i could answer...:/

Globe199x says:
what would your answer have been?

MetroidXPS says:
That i'm not exactly new to the chat

MetroidXPS says:
I started coming a little over a month ago.

redslime25 says:
He will forever think that you are a newbie to SK

MetroidXPS says:
{tongue_smiley}

redslime25 says:
How does that make you feel?

Globe199x says:
ha!

Globe199x says:
oscarow: "This 'MetroidXPS' character (perhaps so named because 'Metroid', 'MetroidX', and 'MetroidXP' were taken) started cramping my style, so I left him to his n00b ways."

MetroidXPS says:
hehehehe

redslime25 says:
"I thought I'd check into SK Chat, but there was only some newbie ... Metroid -something- there talking to me. I had better things to utilize my time with."

MetroidXPS says:
{tongue_smiley}

Monday, April 2, 2007

A debate on mindlessness.

*** Welcome to Slime Knights Chat , redslime25 !

Cloud1991 says:
seriously my quote should be quote of night

redslime25 says:
Hey all

Cloud1991 says:
red

PrincessK492 says:
hiya

Cloud1991 says to cyberninja49:
tell him my quote XD

PrincessK492 says:
lmao

Megalosaro says:
XD XD

cyberninja49 says:
hey red

cyberninja49 says:
you tell him

cyberninja49 says:
i dont have it

Cloud1991 says:
ok:



Cloud1991 says:
ME:
Can you cut matsams hair?
GOD:
It is beyong thy power





Cloud1991 says:
{lol_smiley}

Cloud1991 says:
beyond*

redslime25 says:
{think_smiley}

Cloud1991 says to redslime25:
is my quote worth being tonights quote?

redslime25 says:
what? your quote?

redslime25 says:
God was the one that said it

Cloud1991 says to redslime25:
lol

Cloud1991 says to redslime25:
is it?

redslime25 says:
Stop taking credit for God's work

redslime25 says:
He gets heckled enough

cyberninja49 says:
lol

Cloud1991 says to redslime25:
is it?

redslime25 says:
How **ing dare you steal someone else's quote

redslime25 says:
Where do you get off?

cyberninja49 says :
umm so what up red?

PrincessK492 says to (23:00):
{emo_smiley}

cyberninja49 says to (23:01):
LOL

redslime25 says:
Ah not much watched a little HellBoy tonight

redslime25 says:
I might call it a night in 30 mins

Cloud1991 says:
lol

redslime25 says to Cloud1991:
Not quote of the night, but I may be able to use this chat log for other hilarity to be posted

Cloud1991 says:
so im in it?

redslime25 says:
Oh you're the star of the show

Sunday, March 25, 2007

An inside joke moment.

"Better Luck Next Time!"

Superdude687 says:
by the time they got there though the boy was passed out and the wasps were flying over him in victory planning their next attack on the academy

Superdude687 says:
sadly that story is true

Superdude687 says:
it happened my Junior Year

redslime25 says:
I don't know how to take your wasp story

* redslime25 ponders

Superdude687 says:
so I guess since the bees beat me I don't get to go in the Bee story page right?

Superdude687 says:
I'm glad it wasn't bees

globe199x says:
that's really up to redslime

redslime25 says:
I don't know man, I don't think the readers could handle a wasp story

Superdude687 says:
I'm allergic to bees

Superdude687 says:
I'd be dead

PrincessK492 says:
i don't have any allergies that i know of

globe199x says to Superdude687:
Better luck next time!

globe199x says:
with the victory, I mean, not about being dead

PrincessK492 says:
lol

redslime25 says:
lol "Better luck next time!"

Superdude687 says:
you could call it...

Superdude687 says:
NOT a bee story

globe199x says:
"I was very nearly crushed to death"

globe199x says:
"Better luck next time!"

PrincessK492 says:
"I was molested by a stranger"

PrincessK492 says:
"Better Luck Next Time!"

PrincessK492 says:
haha

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

A debate on misapprehension.

Scene: The members of the chat, concerned, debate as to the whereabouts of one of the more prominent members. A suggestion is made, but from her inability to utilize a keyboard properly - lead to one of the classiest moments in SK Chat history.

Superdude687 says:
I think she knows where Zeefer is

kainnero says:
march break w/ girls on wild [nods]

redslime25 says:
lol "Girls on wild"

Superdude687 says:
bestiality?

PrincessK492 says:
heh

Superdude687 says:
XD

globe199x says:
yes! that

redslime25 says:
hahahaha

PrincessK492 says
{no_smiley}

redslime25 says:
Straight from the jungle, these girls do anything!

redslime25 says:
Girls on wild!

PrincessK492 says:
looks like red's starting his own business now

globe199x says:
I rented "Gorillas Gone Domesticated"

globe199x says:
"Get to the action!"

redslime25 says:
Slip the girl some GHB and introduce her to a Boar

redslime25 says:
And you get Girls on Wild!

Superdude687 says:
hahahahaha

PrincessK492 says:
{no_smiley}

redslime25 says:
Order now and get the second DVD absolutely free!

redslime25 says:
A $50 dollar value - yours! - for 3 easy payments of $39.99

globe199x says:
hehe


Not even a half-minute after.


kainnero says:
which do you like more? cats or dogs?

redslime25 says:
...

redslime25 says:
suddenly gets a little too weird for even me

globe199x says:
this question would be easier to answer if we weren't just talking about bestiality

redslime25 says:
I don't wanna know the answer

redslime25 says:
HAHAHAHA

PrincessK492 says:
haha

kainnero says:
{tongue_smiley}

globe199x says:
if you really wanted to know, you picked a bad time

kainnero says:
hey it's not like i asked tiger or donkey {tongue_smiley}

globe199x says:
because that would be too obvious

redslime25 says:
notice that NO ONE has answered the question

kainnero says:
lol

globe199x says:
it's fine, now that we know we're NOT talking about it

redslime25 says:
who is going to be the first to dip into that one

globe199x says:
so go ahead and answer, redslime

globe199x says:
it's just a preference, nothing more

redslime25 says:
haha yeah right

globe199x says:
say the first thing that comes into your head

globe199x says:
we won't judge you... why would we?

redslime25 says:
I ain't falling for that again

globe199x says:
cats or dogs?

redslime25 says:
... dogs

PrincessK492 says:
...

globe199x says:
HAHA!! you **ing pervert!

redslime25 says:
hahahahahaa

globe199x says:
hey EVERYONE

globe199x says:
redslime wants to have intercourse with dogs

matsam says:
oh my...

PrincessK492 says:
lol

redslime25 says:
Boy on Wild!

halobob says:
well thats his choice

PrincessK492 says:
haha you woke up everyone with that comment

globe199x says:
yeah, way to go, redslime

redslime25 says:
my bad

globe199x says:
let's keep it classy

matsam says:
Well I'll let you do your "stuff" Red...

PrincessK492 says:
stay away from MY dog!

matsam says:
I'll get some sleep, try to get those images out of my head

redslime25 says:
I'm going to go watch Girls On Wild season 2, screw you guys

redslime25 says:
You guys are such assholes hahaha

globe199x says:
now I just feel dirty when redslime is here

halobob says to matsam:
you'll probably dream those images

matsam says:
noooooooooooo!

PrincessK492 says:
oh god XD

globe199x says:
we're assholes? well try this on for size, bucko: you are a lame orangutan

matsam says:
The soundtrack of my dream might be "Who let the dogs out"

globe199x says:
they call it puppy love

redslime25 says:
Oh man so, while we are talking about **ing animals, do you like cats or dogs more?

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

And now presenting: "Large, Mean-looking, Large-stingered Demons."

redslime25 says:
globe, earlier people were DEMANDING bee stories from me, and I told them that you had a real nail biter of a bee story

Zeefer says:
yeah

redslime25 says:
I still get nightmares about it

mist says:
tell us globe

globe199x says:
me?

globe199x says:
well, all right

redslime25 says:
gather round all

* Zeefer sits cross-legged

* mist sits and listen

globe199x says:
it starts just before the crack of noon

globe199x says:
I am sound asleep

globe199x says:
SOUND asleep, sweating off a nasty hangover that I was glad to not be conscious for

globe199x says:
the reflection of the midday sun glints off a passing car and through the crack in my blinds

redslime25 says:
nice touch

globe199x says:
I doze, and shift toward the window right above my bed

globe199x says:
suddenly I hear a gentle humming

globe199x says:
and, half-awake, I realize it can't be the heater

matsam says:
I'm scared now

globe199x says:
I open my eyes and bring my hands up to rub them

globe199x says:
and my arms and hands are COVERED in bees

matsam says:
hands full of bees?

redslime25 says:
ack! I hate that part!

matsam says:
yikes!

globe199x says:
like beard-of-bees covered

mist says:
ack

globe199x says:
for a moment, I am too horrified to even freak out

globe199x says:
and, in the longest two seconds of my life, I survey the situation

globe199x says:
bees are everywhere on the window half of the room

globe199x says:
crawling in from the heater and covering the blinds and window

globe199x says:
everywhere on my bed

globe199x says:
under the covers

globe199x says:
on the ceiling

globe199x says:
in my pajamas

globe199x says:
in my hair

redslime25 says:
crawling in from the heater... man, can't get that image out

healuslol says:
you sure they were bees?

healuslol says:
and not cicadas

redslime25 says:
um

redslime25 says:
I don't think cicadas are in swarms... I'll have to ask the internet

Zeefer says:
cicadas can be swarms when you have 1.5 million per acre

matsam says:
I imagine an afro full of bees...ouch

Zeefer says:
cicadas... I don't want to think about those...

globe199x says:
oh, yes

globe199x says:
large, mean-looking, large-stingered demons

globe199x says:
buzzing furiously

globe199x says:
each of the thousand going about his or her bee way

globe199x says:
anyway

globe199x says:
I backflip out of bed

globe199x says:
and instantly rip off clothing and bees

globe199x says:
and I return a moment later dual-wielding Raid special bee-b-gone formula

redslime25 says:
probably looking boss

redslime25 says:
a headband tied at the back

globe199x says:
and I let the bees have it

matsam says:
haha, dual-wielding

globe199x says:
they fight with all their might

globe199x says:
it must have been two or three hives

globe199x says:
stinging my naked body, but at this point I felt nothing but fury

globe199x says:
I must have drowned more of them than poisoned

matsam says:
naked fighting, it's the best

globe199x says:
such was the accuracy of my Raid raid

globe199x says:
in the end, bees littered my house like.... like.... who saw 300?

redslime25 says:
me

mist says:
not me

matsam says:
me

globe199x says):
like the corpsiest battle of 300, squared

matsam says:
oh geez

globe199x says:
finally I lay down again to rest

globe199x says:
my home secure

globe199x says:
...or so I thought

globe199x says:
Next time: Globe versus the Queen!

Zeefer says:
aw... maybe we'll get a "~The End ~" next time

globe199x says:
~ To "Bee" Continued... ~

redslime25 says:
Hehehe, great story Globe

Zeefer says:
heh

matsam says:
haha, nice Globe

mist says:
good one globe

globe199x says:
thanks

Friday, March 16, 2007

Quote of the night.

"matsam you are a **ing idiot."
-redslime25

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

A debate on malapropism.

Globe199x says:
what if I walked around as "Gggggglobe"?

cloudsdream says:
hmmm

rika95 says:
Nothing wrong with extra g's.

cloudsdream says:
i would guess stuttering prob

redslime25 says:
stutters are victims are large apa-apa-apendedeedeegeegees

cloudsdream says:
see riky sometimes they just go off!! i have no idea what they are talking about

Globe199x says:
"that sounds like a personal problem"

Zeefer says:
yes you do, stop trying to have empathy

rika95 says:
I guess that's normal with SK chats.

rika95 says:
The people here talk in "code."

Zeefer says:
we each have a base set of topics we all speak of repeatedly

redslime25 says:
apa-apa-apa-duh-duh-ge-ge-ge-

rika95 says:
apaduhge? Is that a word?

redslime25 says:
apaduhge (n) 1. Slang for a male penis.

cloudsdream says:
ack!!!!

Globe199x says:
no

cloudsdream says:
ewww!!

cloudsdream says:
pervert!!

rika95 says to:
{weird_smiley}

Globe199x says:
I've never heard that before

Globe199x says:
and I'm an expert on penis

Globe199x says:
I mean

Globe199x says:
on slang

Zeefer says:
anybody been on a safari recently?

CountSlime says:
No. Sadly, I'm all out of pith helmets and Khaki shorts at the moment.

rika95 says:
I suck at slang.

rika95 says (01:29):
I took a test that measures my slang knowledge, and I got less than half correct.

Globe199x says:
the internet says you made that definition up, redslime

redslime25 says:
look I don't justify words, I just make them up ok, if you have a problem with it, well than suck on my idiom

Globe199x says (01:30):
I know every slang term and idiom ever uttered

Globe199x says (01:30):
in every language

Globe199x says (01:30):
even fictional ones like "chizz major" and "Spluh!"


The debate ends.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

And now presenting: "A Bee Story."

Scene: redslime25 and globe199x are enjoying conversation.
Enter kingcloud.

kingcloud says:
hello

globe199x says:
hello

globe199x says:
we're talking about old toys

globe199x says:
nightmare bee stories

globe199x says:
and sordid online dating disasters

kingcloud says:
lol, ok

redslime25 says:
so the deal is kingcloud

redslime25 says:
you have to tell us your worst:
a) bee story
b) online dating horror
c) childhood toy

globe199x says:
no, wait

globe199x says:
tell us the best of those

kingcloud says:
umm

redslime25 says:
in no particular order

kingcloud says:
ok

globe199x says:
no! alphabetical, please

redslime25 says:
but don't do b or c first

redslime25 says:
and don't do c second

kingcloud says:
alright well me and my friend where high.....

globe199x says:
which do you think this is going to be, redslime?

globe199x says:
a bee story?

kingcloud says:
and we went to this rundown shack....

redslime25 says:
whichever one, I hope all three start off like that

globe199x says:
feel free to exaggerate

kingcloud says:
and we started a fire inside the shack

redslime25 says:
I know I did with my 3 inch bee story

kingcloud says:
wait

redslime25 says:
ok fire in the shack, we're with you

kingcloud says:
this story is so funny

globe199x says:
"all of a sudden he gets this random text from this crazy online..."

redslime25 says:
ok fire in the shack

globe199x says:
sorry, we're with you

kingcloud says:
anyway i was on the ground laying down cause it was like 1 in the mourning

redslime25 says:
ok, high, fire in a shack, laying on the ground

kingcloud says:
and my friend said did you hear that

globe199x says:
oh, started a fire, like a contained fire

kingcloud says:
and i was like what?

kingcloud says:
yes

globe199x says:
not a "let's burn this **ing place to the ground" one

kingcloud says:
no no

redslime25 says:
that's what I assumed

kingcloud says:
bee story

redslime25 says:
yeah ok, so there is a noise go on

kingcloud says:
anyway he was like "did you hear it" "there it is again"

kingcloud says:
and i looked up and there was this big bee on his nuts

redslime25 says:
hahaha

kingcloud says:
remember were high

globe199x says:
what?!

redslime25 says:
was the bee 3 inches long?

globe199x says:
why were his nuts exposed??

globe199x says:
and why were you on the ground again?

kingcloud says:
nonono

kingcloud says:
no

kingcloud says:
wait

kingcloud says:
on his shorts

globe199x says:
so you and your friend were on the ground naked getting high in an abandoned shack in the woods?

redslime25 says:
I can't handle this story

kingcloud says:
no!!!!!

kingcloud says:
wait

globe199x says:
hehe

kingcloud says:
its funny

globe199x says:
okay, bee on his shorts, I've got it

globe199x says:
we're serious now

kingcloud says:
i hit him in the nuts with my hat

globe199x says:
a natural reaction

redslime25 says:
hahahaha

kingcloud says:
and he got stung like 3 times in the face

globe199x says:
tell me it stung his junk

globe199x says:
oof

redslime25 says:
in the face

redslime25 says:
oh man

globe199x says:
that's almost as bad

globe199x says:
3 times in the face

globe199x says:
that bee wasn't **ing around

redslime25 says:
like a dirty porn actress

globe199x says:
hehe

kingcloud says:
and he started screming "what the ** was that sumthin bit me"

globe199x says:
what if someone says something amusing now?

kingcloud says:
and then he looked at me and asked "did you see anything"

globe199x says:
what did you say?

kingcloud says:
and on his shirt was the bee

kingcloud says:
and bee got in his shirt and stung him like 8 more times

redslime25 says:
haha, bee wasn't done yet!

kingcloud says:
and he ran screming from the shack

globe199x says:
figure the smoke would have repelled him

globe199x says:
rather than infuriate him

globe199x says:
I like that it didn't even touch you

kingcloud says:
saying "somthins **ing biting me"

redslime25 says:
I like how you see a bee on your buds nuts and you whack it with a hat... totally sacking your friend, and the end result was him getting stung three times in the face

kingcloud says:
wait

redslime25 says:
ok go on

kingcloud says:
story aint over

redslime25 says:
my bad, continue garcon

globe199x says:
"Something's **ing biting me!!" he cried out, stumbling from out the door in a panic.

kingcloud says:
well we made sure the bee was not in the shirt

kingcloud says:
and left to go to his home

kingcloud says:
halfway there he falls off his bike and starts screming wtf is wrong with this shirt, it turns out the bee was still in the shirt

redslime25 says:
hahaha

globe199x says:
aahaha

globe199x says:
it's the shirt

kingcloud says:
and thats the end

globe199x says:
(applause)

redslime25 says:
I thought the ending was going to be "and it ended up to be aids all along"

kingcloud says:
oh

globe199x says:
hehe

redslime25 says:
man (clapping) that was by far

redslime25 says:
the best bee story tonight

kingcloud says:
it turns out there is a very big hornets nest in the shack

redslime25 says:
dare I say ever in SK Chat history

globe199x says:
"We never did find that bee... but some say, on cold autumn nights, you can still hear his faint buzzing on your friend's nuts."

redslime25 says:
hahahaha

redslime25 says:
hahaha

globe199x says:
BOO!!

kingcloud says:
i think it was 3 feet big it was crazy

kingcloud says:
the hive

redslime25 says:
I could imagine a 36 inch bee

redslime25 says:
nuts man

redslime25 says:
literally

End scene.