Saturday, November 24, 2007

And now the conclusion: "Burger Poop Sex" (Part 2).

matsam says:
are you done Princess?

Princessk492 says:
I don't know, are you

matsam says:
hum...

matsam says:
depends...

matsam says:
what do you have to offer?

Megalosaro says:
Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess

Princessk492 says:
i'll show you mine if you show me yours

* Megalosaro

matsam says:
hamburger time again huh?

matsam says:
interesting...

matsam says:
Mind if I bring my handcuffs?

matsam says:
Saro already has his...

Princessk492 says:
sure thing, handcuffs are fun

matsam says:
You can strap us both, then it's up to you...

matsam says:
use them! QUICK!

Princessk492 says:
oh baby

* Princessk492 rika straps mat and saro with rings of poop

matsam says:
oh...mmm...what are you doing with that dildo honey?

matsam says:
That's for Saro?

cloudsdream says:
hey!

Princessk492 says:
oh baby we can share

cloudsdream says:
that crosses the lone

MetroidXPS says to Princessk492:
Guys... knock it off

matsam says:
XD

cloudsdream says:
i know we are adults

cloudsdream says:
but sweesh

Princessk492 says:
lol

Globe199x says:
cloudsdream, if you think that crosses the line

Globe199x says:
for the love of god, don't scroll up

* Healuslol is mentally scarred

Princessk492 says:
haha

MetroidXPS says:
not funny

matsam says:
{lol_smiley}

MetroidXPS says:
-_-;

cloudsdream says:
guys

cloudsdream says:
man

cloudsdream says:
i idle

Healuslol says:
so gross....

cloudsdream says:
and you guys make this into a rated MA chat room?

Globe199x says:
and then some

Princessk492 says:
{shrug_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
it's our sense of humor

matsam says:
{shrug_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
we're a crude bunch

matsam says:
it's RedSlime's fault!

MetroidXPS says:
it's disgusting

* matsam throws away handcuffs

Globe199x says:
"so what do you guys call your act?"

Globe199x says:
"The Aristocratsk!"

Megalosaro says:
THE ARISTOCRAT!

Healuslol says:
haha Globe

Megalosaro says:
I love that joke >_>

Healuslol says:
XD

matsam says:
XD

Megalosaro says:
The bob sagat version is the ebst

matsam says:
"The kid's eye pops, he sees an opportunity"

* Healuslol listens to Promiscuis Daughter

Healuslol says:
XD

*** Welcome to Slime Knights Chat , redslime25 !

redslime25 says:
Ok i'm back now

Princessk492 says:
promiscuios is a good song

Princessk492 says:
hiya

MetroidXPS says:
wb red

redslime25 says:
Did I miss anything?

matsam says:
you just missed it man

redslime25 says:
{shocked_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
you missed the best cybering eva!

matsam says:
oh...you missed the final blast

redslime25 says:
dammit

Globe199x says:
King Slime came in and started this crazy raunchy sex rant

cloudsdream says:
im disgusted

redslime25 says:
Haha oh that dawg King Slime

MetroidXPS says:
me too

cloudsdream says:
im glad zeefer left

Globe199x says:
Metroid too

MetroidXPS says:
You guys really went too far

redslime25 says:
Yeah Zeefer went way too far

Globe199x says:
Zeefer's mind is so pure and innocent

Princessk492 says:
Zeefer really did

Globe199x says:
it would have scarred him

redslime25 says:
He should be ashamed of himself

redslime25 says:
Pretending to be Sharjeel, just no respect for authority

Princessk492 says:
he should be banned for fraud

Globe199x says:
aren't there rules against that sort of thing?

* matsam nods

Globe199x says:
this chat room is supposed to be a comfortable place

Princessk492 says:
for the children!

redslime25 says:
I didn't think the Sharjeel impersonation was disguisting though, I mean, I thought it was a half-decent performance

redslime25 says:
Uncalled for, but you gotta commend the guy

Globe199x says:
if you're disgusted by transgenderism, you're a racist

Globe199x says:
that's what this is really about, I think

matsam says:
indeed

redslime25 says:
mat, grow up a little bit

matsam says:
...gah!

matsam says:
I know I'm not tall enough...

Princessk492 says:
yea, what the hell, it's ok to be transgendered

matsam says:
{cry_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
don't get you panties in a twist

matsam says:
yeah, I'd so be that if I weren't normal

matsam says:
wait...

matsam says:
twisted panties are a hassle

Princessk492 says:
are you going to say "what am I implying?" oh I think you know..

cloudsdream says:
guys please don't ever chat like that in the main chat

redslime25 says:
Left click "RedSlime25" and then click "Ignore".

Princessk492 says:
yea, you guys could have ignored us if it really bothered you'

cloudsdream says:
yeah

cloudsdream says:
but this is not the place for that

Globe199x says:
I don't think they should have to

matsam says:
Pushing the limit

matsam says:
it was an experiment

Princessk492 says:
lol shut up globe

Globe199x says:
go to private chat and say whatever you want

cloudsdream says:
exactly

Princessk492 says:
it wasn't even THAT bad

redslime25 says:
Frankly I don't want to live in a world where poop sex can't be openly joked about on a Dragon Quest fansite chatroom

Angelus says to cloudsdream:
If members abuse the chat rooms by posting obscenities, personal and racist attacks, alcohol and drug related content, or other out-of-hand comments

Angelus says to cloudsdream:
, the following will be the course of action: 200 points lost upon the first offense; 500 points lost upon the second
offense; membership termination upon the third offense.

cloudsdream says:
i know, but i don't think sk main chat should be getting into that kind of inuedo

Globe199x says:
it's inappropiate for this room and you know it

Princessk492 says:
hahaha red

cloudsdream says:
yeah

matsam says:
oh no! rules!

matsam says:
{rolleye_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
hehe

redslime25 says:
No alcohol related content here

cloudsdream says:
hey i love you guys, but i do not mind sending the classy part of the chat to KS

Globe199x says:
you shouldn't obey it because it's a rule, you should obey it out of respect for other Slime Knights

matsam says:
we were discussing Rika's blog after all

Princessk492 says :
hey, I don't care if I'm banned or lose mms, it's no big deal to me

redslime25 says:
ooohhh an ultimatium

redslime25 says:
I love it

Princessk492 says:
I can still chat with anyone who wants to talk to me

*** Angelus lost connection, left the room

Globe199x says:
there goes Angelus

redslime25 says:
I do not mind using the power of the internet to crush you

Globe199x says:
he's very uncomfortable around conflict

redslime25 says:
muhahahahhaa

redslime25 says:
HAX!

Princessk492 says:
lol and if not, I can just turn off my computer and talk to other people

Megalosaro says:
Can I tell a joke?

Princessk492 says:
sure thing!

redslime25 says:
I don't know Saro

Princessk492 says:
we're a jokey bunch here

redslime25 says:
Cloudsdream might be offended

Megalosaro says:
So this family goes to a talent agent

redslime25 says:
And send the log of you telling the joke to KS

Megalosaro says:
There is a father, a mother, a daughter and a son

matsam says:
pffft

matsam says:
hehe

Globe199x says:
uh oh

Megalosaro says:
you know, the typical nuclear family

redslime25 says:
You better stop Saro

matsam says:
offend alert!

Globe199x says:
cloudsdream, it's very important that you ignore megalosaro

redslime25 says:
Cloudsdream does not mind sending the classy part of the joke to KS

matsam says:
but...KS loves the classy parts!

Megalosaro says:
the father tells the agent that he thinks they have a class act

Globe199x says:
before the ** hits the fan

Megalosaro says:
so the agent asks to see

Globe199x says:
or the family, more likely

Megalosaro says:
the father begins by saying "knock knock"

Princessk492 says:
haha nice pun globe

Globe199x says:
{shrug_smiley}

Megalosaro says:
to which the mother says "who's there"

Megalosaro says:
and then the father says "cow sez"

Megalosaro says:
and the daughter says "cowsex who"

redslime25 says:
Saro seriously, Cloudsdream might get offended and tell KS on you

redslime25 says:
Stop now

Megalosaro says:
and then the father says "no you moron, cow sez moo"

Megalosaro says:
and then he punches her in the face >_>

Megalosaro says:
the end

Princessk492 says:
lol

Globe199x says:
{rolleye_smiley}

matsam says:
hahaha

redslime25 says:
hahahaha

Globe199x says:
now tell the one with Robo and Crono

Megalosaro says:
I have the best version of the Aristocrats joke

Globe199x says:
it had better be a real version, and not some lame trying-to-be-clever cop-out

Megalosaro says:
That was my joke >_>

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