Showing posts with label rika95. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rika95. Show all posts

Saturday, November 24, 2007

And now the conclusion: "Burger Poop Sex" (Part 2).

matsam says:
are you done Princess?

Princessk492 says:
I don't know, are you

matsam says:
hum...

matsam says:
depends...

matsam says:
what do you have to offer?

Megalosaro says:
Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess

Princessk492 says:
i'll show you mine if you show me yours

* Megalosaro

matsam says:
hamburger time again huh?

matsam says:
interesting...

matsam says:
Mind if I bring my handcuffs?

matsam says:
Saro already has his...

Princessk492 says:
sure thing, handcuffs are fun

matsam says:
You can strap us both, then it's up to you...

matsam says:
use them! QUICK!

Princessk492 says:
oh baby

* Princessk492 rika straps mat and saro with rings of poop

matsam says:
oh...mmm...what are you doing with that dildo honey?

matsam says:
That's for Saro?

cloudsdream says:
hey!

Princessk492 says:
oh baby we can share

cloudsdream says:
that crosses the lone

MetroidXPS says to Princessk492:
Guys... knock it off

matsam says:
XD

cloudsdream says:
i know we are adults

cloudsdream says:
but sweesh

Princessk492 says:
lol

Globe199x says:
cloudsdream, if you think that crosses the line

Globe199x says:
for the love of god, don't scroll up

* Healuslol is mentally scarred

Princessk492 says:
haha

MetroidXPS says:
not funny

matsam says:
{lol_smiley}

MetroidXPS says:
-_-;

cloudsdream says:
guys

cloudsdream says:
man

cloudsdream says:
i idle

Healuslol says:
so gross....

cloudsdream says:
and you guys make this into a rated MA chat room?

Globe199x says:
and then some

Princessk492 says:
{shrug_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
it's our sense of humor

matsam says:
{shrug_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
we're a crude bunch

matsam says:
it's RedSlime's fault!

MetroidXPS says:
it's disgusting

* matsam throws away handcuffs

Globe199x says:
"so what do you guys call your act?"

Globe199x says:
"The Aristocratsk!"

Megalosaro says:
THE ARISTOCRAT!

Healuslol says:
haha Globe

Megalosaro says:
I love that joke >_>

Healuslol says:
XD

matsam says:
XD

Megalosaro says:
The bob sagat version is the ebst

matsam says:
"The kid's eye pops, he sees an opportunity"

* Healuslol listens to Promiscuis Daughter

Healuslol says:
XD

*** Welcome to Slime Knights Chat , redslime25 !

redslime25 says:
Ok i'm back now

Princessk492 says:
promiscuios is a good song

Princessk492 says:
hiya

MetroidXPS says:
wb red

redslime25 says:
Did I miss anything?

matsam says:
you just missed it man

redslime25 says:
{shocked_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
you missed the best cybering eva!

matsam says:
oh...you missed the final blast

redslime25 says:
dammit

Globe199x says:
King Slime came in and started this crazy raunchy sex rant

cloudsdream says:
im disgusted

redslime25 says:
Haha oh that dawg King Slime

MetroidXPS says:
me too

cloudsdream says:
im glad zeefer left

Globe199x says:
Metroid too

MetroidXPS says:
You guys really went too far

redslime25 says:
Yeah Zeefer went way too far

Globe199x says:
Zeefer's mind is so pure and innocent

Princessk492 says:
Zeefer really did

Globe199x says:
it would have scarred him

redslime25 says:
He should be ashamed of himself

redslime25 says:
Pretending to be Sharjeel, just no respect for authority

Princessk492 says:
he should be banned for fraud

Globe199x says:
aren't there rules against that sort of thing?

* matsam nods

Globe199x says:
this chat room is supposed to be a comfortable place

Princessk492 says:
for the children!

redslime25 says:
I didn't think the Sharjeel impersonation was disguisting though, I mean, I thought it was a half-decent performance

redslime25 says:
Uncalled for, but you gotta commend the guy

Globe199x says:
if you're disgusted by transgenderism, you're a racist

Globe199x says:
that's what this is really about, I think

matsam says:
indeed

redslime25 says:
mat, grow up a little bit

matsam says:
...gah!

matsam says:
I know I'm not tall enough...

Princessk492 says:
yea, what the hell, it's ok to be transgendered

matsam says:
{cry_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
don't get you panties in a twist

matsam says:
yeah, I'd so be that if I weren't normal

matsam says:
wait...

matsam says:
twisted panties are a hassle

Princessk492 says:
are you going to say "what am I implying?" oh I think you know..

cloudsdream says:
guys please don't ever chat like that in the main chat

redslime25 says:
Left click "RedSlime25" and then click "Ignore".

Princessk492 says:
yea, you guys could have ignored us if it really bothered you'

cloudsdream says:
yeah

cloudsdream says:
but this is not the place for that

Globe199x says:
I don't think they should have to

matsam says:
Pushing the limit

matsam says:
it was an experiment

Princessk492 says:
lol shut up globe

Globe199x says:
go to private chat and say whatever you want

cloudsdream says:
exactly

Princessk492 says:
it wasn't even THAT bad

redslime25 says:
Frankly I don't want to live in a world where poop sex can't be openly joked about on a Dragon Quest fansite chatroom

Angelus says to cloudsdream:
If members abuse the chat rooms by posting obscenities, personal and racist attacks, alcohol and drug related content, or other out-of-hand comments

Angelus says to cloudsdream:
, the following will be the course of action: 200 points lost upon the first offense; 500 points lost upon the second
offense; membership termination upon the third offense.

cloudsdream says:
i know, but i don't think sk main chat should be getting into that kind of inuedo

Globe199x says:
it's inappropiate for this room and you know it

Princessk492 says:
hahaha red

cloudsdream says:
yeah

matsam says:
oh no! rules!

matsam says:
{rolleye_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
hehe

redslime25 says:
No alcohol related content here

cloudsdream says:
hey i love you guys, but i do not mind sending the classy part of the chat to KS

Globe199x says:
you shouldn't obey it because it's a rule, you should obey it out of respect for other Slime Knights

matsam says:
we were discussing Rika's blog after all

Princessk492 says :
hey, I don't care if I'm banned or lose mms, it's no big deal to me

redslime25 says:
ooohhh an ultimatium

redslime25 says:
I love it

Princessk492 says:
I can still chat with anyone who wants to talk to me

*** Angelus lost connection, left the room

Globe199x says:
there goes Angelus

redslime25 says:
I do not mind using the power of the internet to crush you

Globe199x says:
he's very uncomfortable around conflict

redslime25 says:
muhahahahhaa

redslime25 says:
HAX!

Princessk492 says:
lol and if not, I can just turn off my computer and talk to other people

Megalosaro says:
Can I tell a joke?

Princessk492 says:
sure thing!

redslime25 says:
I don't know Saro

Princessk492 says:
we're a jokey bunch here

redslime25 says:
Cloudsdream might be offended

Megalosaro says:
So this family goes to a talent agent

redslime25 says:
And send the log of you telling the joke to KS

Megalosaro says:
There is a father, a mother, a daughter and a son

matsam says:
pffft

matsam says:
hehe

Globe199x says:
uh oh

Megalosaro says:
you know, the typical nuclear family

redslime25 says:
You better stop Saro

matsam says:
offend alert!

Globe199x says:
cloudsdream, it's very important that you ignore megalosaro

redslime25 says:
Cloudsdream does not mind sending the classy part of the joke to KS

matsam says:
but...KS loves the classy parts!

Megalosaro says:
the father tells the agent that he thinks they have a class act

Globe199x says:
before the ** hits the fan

Megalosaro says:
so the agent asks to see

Globe199x says:
or the family, more likely

Megalosaro says:
the father begins by saying "knock knock"

Princessk492 says:
haha nice pun globe

Globe199x says:
{shrug_smiley}

Megalosaro says:
to which the mother says "who's there"

Megalosaro says:
and then the father says "cow sez"

Megalosaro says:
and the daughter says "cowsex who"

redslime25 says:
Saro seriously, Cloudsdream might get offended and tell KS on you

redslime25 says:
Stop now

Megalosaro says:
and then the father says "no you moron, cow sez moo"

Megalosaro says:
and then he punches her in the face >_>

Megalosaro says:
the end

Princessk492 says:
lol

Globe199x says:
{rolleye_smiley}

matsam says:
hahaha

redslime25 says:
hahahaha

Globe199x says:
now tell the one with Robo and Crono

Megalosaro says:
I have the best version of the Aristocrats joke

Globe199x says:
it had better be a real version, and not some lame trying-to-be-clever cop-out

Megalosaro says:
That was my joke >_>

Thursday, November 22, 2007

And now presenting: "Burger Poop Sex" (Part 1).

Editor's Note: We have a special entry today for Thanksgiving. The editors and I have been waiting for the perfect time to post it, and there couldn't be any better moment than this. Happy Thanksgiving! We hope you already ate dinner.

* Healuslol shows off best assets

* redslime25 tosses up a brew dog to Rika

redslime25 says:
I just wanna get get get get cho drunk

Healuslol says:
you wanna rape this, baby?

Healuslol says:
XD

* Princessk492 vomits and applies the fangs

redslime25 says:
Get you drunk inside my humps

Princessk492 says:
oh baby

redslime25 says:
My humps. My humps. My lovely lady lumps.

Princessk492 says:
let's make loooooooove

* Healuslol Rika rapes other Rika

redslime25 says:
So Rika, let's say you and me, get busy... in helping you poop

Princessk492 says:
oh yea, stick it in so I can push it out

* matsam vomits

matsam says:
GROSS!

Zeefer says:
..............................................

redslime25 says:
Mmmmmm haaaaa, push it, p-p-p-p-push it REAL good

redslime25 says:
Salt and peppas here!

Princessk492 says:
oo baby baby! ba baby baby!

* matsam covers his eyes

* Healuslol grabs Matsams booty

Healuslol says:
XD

matsam says:
ACK!

matsam says:
I'm getting raped!

Healuslol says:
I have all your treasure now!

matsam says:
no...wait...I'm getting surprise sex!

* Princessk492 touches matsam inappropriately

Globe199x says:
"BANNED"

redslime25 says:
You're all fired!

Princessk492 says:
let's have a sexay fivesome@

Princessk492 says:
!

Princessk492 says:







8

Princessk492 says:
wtf lol

matsam says:
haha

MetroidXPS says to Megalosaro:
girls don't have sex with you if you give them water

redslime25 says:
! 8

Zeefer says to Princessk492:
OUT OF CHARACTER

matsam says:
we're 11

matsam says:
a elevensome?

Princessk492 says:
eek! I'm sorry!

MetroidXPS says to Megalosaro:
"Look at me! I'm Zeefer! Go suck lemons and I'm on the lime gelatine and tax collectors and PBF! BLA BLA BLA"

* Princessk492 applies topicgel

Princessk492 says:
is that better?

redslime25 says:
I don't think an elevensome has every been attempted

MetroidXPS says:
Confusious say, “Stop looking for answers inside a freakin’ cookie!

Globe199x says:
haha, that was my Zeefer quote

Princessk492 says:
i'll elevensome baby

matsam says:
I'm in!

* matsam gets naked

redslime25 says:
Confuseus say, "Man who stands on toilet, gets high on pot."

* Princessk492 rika rips off pants

Angelus says:
confuse us?

Healuslol says:
I wouldn't mind it

* Princessk492 rika puts on wizard hat

matsam says:
Heal, you're in too?

Healuslol says:
I'm in

redslime25 says:
Yeah confuse us

matsam says:
get naked!

* Healuslol is naked

MetroidXPS says:
{no_smiley}

matsam says:
haha

matsam says:
you already were

Princessk492 says:
who likes bite secks!?

redslime25 says:
It is a joke, so what? wanna fight about it?

* Princessk492 rika exposes fangs

Megalosaro says to MetroidXPS:
bitsecks?

Megalosaro says to MetroidXPS:
I've never heard of bitsecks

MetroidXPS says:
{weird_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
well babay you'll know of it now

Princessk492 says:
bite bite

matsam says:
bite means dick in French

Healuslol says:
....

* Megalosaro has surprise seck with

redslime25 says:
Hey rika, let's play sexy dentist

MetroidXPS says:
I agree heal

Princessk492 says:
bite, dick, it's all the same

redslime25 says:
Open wide for me baby

* Princessk492 rika opens wide

redslime25 says:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Healuslol says:
BUKAKKE!

Princessk492 says:
oh wait you meant my mouth

redslime25 says:
It's hidous!!

Healuslol says:
XD

matsam says:
haha

redslime25 says:
Yes your mouth.

redslime25 says:
Please.

* Megalosaro has surprise sex with

Angelus says to matsam:
I've never heard it refered to as that

matsam says:
"Sorry! Come again!"

Princessk492 says:
sorry, I'll close my legs then

* Megalosaro has surprise sex with

MetroidXPS says:
-_-

redslime25 says:
Smells like a Boston harbourfront here...

matsam says:
bite is slang french

Angelus says to matsam:
must be a quebec thing

matsam says:
no

matsam says:
they use it in France too

Healuslol says:
< makes it stop

Zeefer says:
I want to visit quebec someday

Angelus says:
weird

matsam says:
you need to watch more movies

Healuslol says:
for somme reason

* Princessk492 rika bites heal

Zeefer says:
I hope they build a space elevator to it sometime soon

Angelus says:
parisian french sounds like they've got something hard stuck in their rear end

Angelus says:
so no thanks

redslime25 says:
They do, each other!

Princessk492 says:
i have something hard stuck in my rear end too!

matsam says:
"Québec, the amazing flowting continent!"

redslime25 says:
Har har har

Princessk492 says:
I just can't poo!

Angelus says:
haha

redslime25 says:
Princess, it looks like you got a whole hamburger up there

Princessk492 says:
help me push it out

matsam says:
oh god

matsam says:
tasy

matsam says:
tasty!

Princessk492 says:
i'll let you eat it

matsam says:
that's hawt

* Healuslol vomits

* redslime25 spanks that ass

redslime25 says:
Get of there burger!

Princessk492 says:
oh baby

Princessk492 says:
spank it again

Princessk492 says:
harder

Healuslol says:
STOP

redslime25 says:
Welcome to Slime Knights Chat...

Healuslol says:
AGHH

Princessk492 says:
lmfao

matsam says:
You know you want some too Heal

matsam says:
you're DYING for some

Megalosaro says:
this might just qualify as the classiest chat ever

Princessk492 says:
oh i'll let you have some

matsam says:
cum and get it

Healuslol says:
ON YOUR FACE

Healuslol says:
XD

Princessk492 says:
cum and hamburger what a tasty meal

* redslime25 spanks it harder

Angelus says to Megalosaro:
classy != disgusting

redslime25 says:
Burger burger burger burger

redslime25 says:
Come to me!

Princessk492 says:
HNNNGG

Princessk492 says:
(angerpoo_smiley)

* Healuslol gets even sicker

* Healuslol dies

matsam says:
oh no you don't!

redslime25 says:
Quick to the McDonald's toilet!

* matsam thrown a phoenix down at Heal

redslime25 says:
I got the strainer

Princessk492 says:
it's diarhea!! it.. it won't stop!!

matsam says:
awesome!

matsam says:
everybody can get some

* matsam takes a big bucket

Tifa23 says:
mmmm...chocolate milkshake

Princessk492 says:
let's swim in it!

redslime25 says:
Ahhhh all over my hand!

Tifa23 says:
what a time for me to come back

Princessk492 says:
lick it!

* matsam puts some all over his hair

redslime25 says:
It's worse than the spread gun in Contra!

matsam says:
it's almost like an all-you-can-eat buffet!

Megalosaro says:
All you can eat!

Princessk492 says:
put it in your mouths!

Princessk492 says:
have you seen my balls?

redslime25 says:
what are these? corn kernels?

Healuslol says:
ICK

Healuslol says:
STFU

Princessk492 says:
I can't find my balls!!

Princessk492 says:
it's lost in the poo

matsam says to:
thatss aulreadee whot I'm dooing

Zeefer says to:
all right that's it

Zeefer says:
I'm outta here

*** Zeefer lost connection, left the room

matsam says:
That only makes more for me!

* matsam goes crazy!

redslime25 says:
Ironically, my love for all of you is like diarhea.. I just can't hold it in

* matsam grabs RedSlime

redslime25 says:
not surprise sex again...

Princessk492 says:
I think my love is ending

*** Tifa23 quit the room

matsam says:
HELL YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

redslime25 says:
You are all sick

matsam says:
no not yet Princess!

redslime25 says:
Sick f.ucking bastards!

Princessk492 says:
ok!

*** redslime25 lost connection, left the room

matsam says:
haha

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

The trouble with toying.

cloud1991 says:
im cute {tongue_smiley}

rika95 says to cloud1991:
Yep. You sure are.

cloud1991 says to PrincessK492 (private):
{sweat_smiley}

cloud1991 says:
gotta go

* cloud1991 quit the room

Sunday, March 18, 2007

A debate on machinations.

Globe199x says to cloudsdream:
How appropriate - you fight like a cow!

rika95 says:
Moo!

rika95 says:
Supercow was really funny! I never forget him! {lol_smiley}

cloudsdream says:
STOP ACCUSING ME OF BEING ^&*$%ING SUPERCOW!!!

rika95 says:
I am not accusing cloudsdream of being supercow.

rika95 says:
I wonder if King Slime created supercow to test prospective moderators.

Globe199x says:
that's just the kind of crackpot theory I love

Zeefer says:
I hear that all construction on roads is done for the sole purpose of testing drivers ed people

rika95 says:
Interesting how supercow appeared just before the moderator selections were announced.

Globe199x says:
it doesn't sound like a coincidence to me

rika95 says:
Maybe it was a test to see how quickly the prospective mods could delete posts.

Globe199x says:
I'll bet that's right

CountSlime says:
who was supercow?

cloudsdream says:
he was a wonderful bovine

rika95 says:
Supercow was someone that said, "MOOOO!" all the time.

cloudsdream says:
very witty and eloquent with words

cloudsdream says:
oh and that....

rika95 says:
He was definitely witty and eloquent with words.

rika95 says:
Funny, I felt like I could understand him, even though all he said was, "Moo!"

Globe199x says:
he was a pioneer

Globe199x says:
no, a PROPHET

redslime25 says:
nay, a prophet

Globe199x say:
no, a bot created by King Slime

Zeefer says:
no, a bill collector

rika95 says:
Yes, a bot created by King Slime.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

A debate on malapropism.

Globe199x says:
what if I walked around as "Gggggglobe"?

cloudsdream says:
hmmm

rika95 says:
Nothing wrong with extra g's.

cloudsdream says:
i would guess stuttering prob

redslime25 says:
stutters are victims are large apa-apa-apendedeedeegeegees

cloudsdream says:
see riky sometimes they just go off!! i have no idea what they are talking about

Globe199x says:
"that sounds like a personal problem"

Zeefer says:
yes you do, stop trying to have empathy

rika95 says:
I guess that's normal with SK chats.

rika95 says:
The people here talk in "code."

Zeefer says:
we each have a base set of topics we all speak of repeatedly

redslime25 says:
apa-apa-apa-duh-duh-ge-ge-ge-

rika95 says:
apaduhge? Is that a word?

redslime25 says:
apaduhge (n) 1. Slang for a male penis.

cloudsdream says:
ack!!!!

Globe199x says:
no

cloudsdream says:
ewww!!

cloudsdream says:
pervert!!

rika95 says to:
{weird_smiley}

Globe199x says:
I've never heard that before

Globe199x says:
and I'm an expert on penis

Globe199x says:
I mean

Globe199x says:
on slang

Zeefer says:
anybody been on a safari recently?

CountSlime says:
No. Sadly, I'm all out of pith helmets and Khaki shorts at the moment.

rika95 says:
I suck at slang.

rika95 says (01:29):
I took a test that measures my slang knowledge, and I got less than half correct.

Globe199x says:
the internet says you made that definition up, redslime

redslime25 says:
look I don't justify words, I just make them up ok, if you have a problem with it, well than suck on my idiom

Globe199x says (01:30):
I know every slang term and idiom ever uttered

Globe199x says (01:30):
in every language

Globe199x says (01:30):
even fictional ones like "chizz major" and "Spluh!"


The debate ends.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

On the topic of Comedy.

CountSlime says:
One time I had a teacher who worked at a radio station and this woman kept showing up at station events, and one night, when she worked the overnight shift, she tried to break into the station and the cops found her with a stun gun and handcuffs in her purse

rika95 says:
That is quite a story. What was she doing with a stun gun and handcuffs?

Zeefer says:
oooh

CountSlime says:
to use them to subdue him as she had her way with him.

rika95 says:
{shrug_smiley}

Globe199x says:
hehe, it makes light of a problem that deserves seriousness

Globe199x says:
comedy gold

rika95 says:
{rolleye_smiley}

CountSlime says:
Almost as much so as domestick abuse.

Globe199x says:
*Comedy Tip* Don't forget about hurtful stereotypes!

rika95 says:
I do not know what a domestick is.

rika95 says:
Hurtful stereotypes are not funny at all!

Globe199x says:
Dome"shtick" abuse

rika95 says:
I do not know what Dome"shtick" abuse is.

redslime25 says:
Domeshtick abuse is when the husband plants banana peels all over the floor with recorded canned laughter ready at a push of a button

Globe199x says:
hehehehe

Zeefer says:
I don't quite like the tone of your voice. *gunshot*

rika95 says:
Okay. So it's waiting for someone walking over the floor to trip and fall?

Sharjeel says:
*runs off* o.o'

Globe199x says:
it's funnier than slapstickutory rape

Zeefer says:
booo

redslime25 says to rika95:
Domeshtick abuse is if The Three Stoges were caught in a bizarre homosexual love triangle

rika95 says:
Okay...

CountSlime says:
I'm Mac Tonight

redslime25 says:
give me a second to do slapstickutory rape... that's a toughy

cloudsdream says:
?

rika95 says:
Okay....

Zeefer says:
you people and your fully quoted conversations

Globe199x says:
I thought it was good enough, given the specificity of the topics

rika95 says:
Whatever.

Globe199x says to CountSlime:
Little Mac?

cloudsdream says:
i turn my head for about a minute and your gang raping now?

Sharjeel says:
I wonder if I have any chat modding options. xP

rika95 says:
{rolleye_smiley}

Zeefer says:
it's like when I went for a roast beef, then I came back to chat to see everyone I thought I knew on a table in a pile

CountSlime says:
I hate how they always paint the man in Domeshtick abuse cases as the vaudevillian.

rika95 says:
I do not know what vaudevillian is.

Zeefer says:
I like obscure quote too.

rika95 says:
There are so many words I do not know.

redslime25 says:
slapstickutory rape is like when a man pretends to hit a young woman in the face with a frying pan, then later finds out that it was illegal to do so under the current state law, and becomes a felon even though she agreed to the frying pan.

Sharjeel says:
Alright. @_@'

Sharjeel says:
<.< Can we not talk about rape..

cloudsdream says:
rika we need better nomination categories!! like most power hungry or most willing to die for the king award

Sharjeel says:
xD The most utadaist!

Zeefer says:
let's plan a group vacation to taco island instead

Globe199x says:
the suck-up-iest

rika95 says:
More nomination categories would be good.

Globe199x says:
no, let's go to festive Pen Island

redslime25 says:
fine.. if we can't talk about rape then I am going idle

Zeefer says:
Defiance!