Discourse for the developing.

cloudsdream says:
cloud is very sad

oscarow says:
why?

cyberninja49 says:
poor cloud

* cyberninja49 hugs cloud

cloudsdream says:
cause no one has tucked me in for about 3 days!!

cloudsdream says:
he went off on vacation to kansas!!!

oscarow says:
......

CountSlime says:
i tucked your mom last night

cloudsdream says:
hehehe

* cyberninja49 tucks cloud in

oscarow says:
oh!!!

Quote of the night.

"when you see someone abused, pretend like it never happened"
-Countslime

The trouble with terminological inexactitudes.

DracoLord2 says:
whew, im burned out from idling so long

Zeefer says:
Go suck a lemon.

Zeefer says:
whoa, sorry, my auto-response went on it's own there

DracoLord2 says:
im sure...

DracoLord2 says:
wait a sec...there is no auto response

DracoLord2 says:
that was actual disdain

Zeefer says:
Sorry, I'm blasted.

DracoLord2 says:
ah, im sorry to hear that

Zeefer says:
whoops...! there is goes again! telling other people things about me that should be private! very naughty auto-response

DracoLord2 says:
hmm, i guess being an alcoholic is pretty rough

Zeefer says:
No doubt about it!

Zeefer says:
i mean, I'm not an alcoholic! I swear!

Zeefer says:
damn you, auto-response

Zeefer says:
I curse the day you were created and made operational

Zeefer says:
I have no choice!

Zeefer says:
like hell you do, auto-response!

Zeefer says:
Exactly.

Zeefer says:
then why don't you try to make the right choice? care about others?

Zeefer says:
Never heard of it!

Zeefer says:
you don't know what's right? you don't have a soul?

Zeefer says:
Believe it or not!

DracoLord2 says:
my god zeefer, get a hold of yourself

Zeefer says:
i thought i had found someone who truly cared though, someone that would listen to my toughts and feelings... someone to cry with when i'm sad...

Zeefer says:
Come to the point!

Zeefer says:
i thought you were something more, auto-response!

Zeefer says:
Better luck next time!

DracoLord2 says:
maybe you should have read into the name a little more

Zeefer says:
i can't just deny someone a chance because of their name. if their parent named them this, because their parent hated them so much, i should show compassion...

Zeefer says:
Exactly.

Zeefer says:
auto-response..? you understand? you truly do?

Zeefer says:
cross my heart!

Zeefer says:
oh, auto-response! you've made me so happy!

DracoLord2 says:
well, im glad everything turned out okay

DracoLord2 says:
and sanity has been safely dispatched

Zeefer says:
see? when you really try, and believe, a friend can be made, through all opposition

Zeefer says:
Thank you.

Zeefer says:
no, thank YOU, auto-response

Zeefer says:
you've taught me to love again

Zeefer says:
Don't let me down!

Zeefer says:
nothing could get between me and my #1, auto-response

DracoLord2 says:
yeah, impersonal and cheesy statements are better friends than any person

Zeefer says:
hey, shut up! what are you anyway? some kind of robot?

DracoLord2 says:
no, just sleep deprived in some way

DracoLord2 says:
nothing really makes any sense at all

Zeefer says:
hey, if you want something that doesn't really make any sense, look over there are countslime

Quote of the night.

"i always call raspberries rapesberries."
-Countslime

And now presenting: "Cola Acuminata Matata."

CountSlime says:
the moon to me looks like a negative image of the hole in my heart left when they discontinued Crystal Pepsi.

cloudsdream says:
crystal pepsi?

rpggamer79 says:
Oh I actually loved Crystal Pepsi......

Globe199x says:
if you loved it so much

Globe199x says:
why didn't you marry it?

rpggamer79 says:
I tried....I was denied....I was not 18 yet....

Globe199x says:
tragic

rpggamer79 says:
stupid IL laws.....

CountSlime says:
remember when pee wee married the bowl of fruit salad?

Zeefer says:
people like you should be locked away!

Zeefer says:
your feelings are ugly and wrong

cloudsdream says:
but doc.. you are one of those people

cloudsdream says:
can i lock you up ? ^_^

Zeefer says:
hey, I keep them to myself, except when I must broadcast

rpggamer79 says:
If loving Crystal Pepsi is wrong...I don't wanna be right.......

cloudsdream says:
i hope your wife reads that

CountSlime says:
{no_smiley}

Zeefer says:
you and your "feelings". when will you people learn?

Zeefer says:
I ought to turn the world to glass

A debate on machinations.

Globe199x says to cloudsdream:
How appropriate - you fight like a cow!

rika95 says:
Moo!

rika95 says:
Supercow was really funny! I never forget him! {lol_smiley}

cloudsdream says:
STOP ACCUSING ME OF BEING ^&*$%ING SUPERCOW!!!

rika95 says:
I am not accusing cloudsdream of being supercow.

rika95 says:
I wonder if King Slime created supercow to test prospective moderators.

Globe199x says:
that's just the kind of crackpot theory I love

Zeefer says:
I hear that all construction on roads is done for the sole purpose of testing drivers ed people

rika95 says:
Interesting how supercow appeared just before the moderator selections were announced.

Globe199x says:
it doesn't sound like a coincidence to me

rika95 says:
Maybe it was a test to see how quickly the prospective mods could delete posts.

Globe199x says:
I'll bet that's right

CountSlime says:
who was supercow?

cloudsdream says:
he was a wonderful bovine

rika95 says:
Supercow was someone that said, "MOOOO!" all the time.

cloudsdream says:
very witty and eloquent with words

cloudsdream says:
oh and that....

rika95 says:
He was definitely witty and eloquent with words.

rika95 says:
Funny, I felt like I could understand him, even though all he said was, "Moo!"

Globe199x says:
he was a pioneer

Globe199x says:
no, a PROPHET

redslime25 says:
nay, a prophet

Globe199x say:
no, a bot created by King Slime

Zeefer says:
no, a bill collector

rika95 says:
Yes, a bot created by King Slime.

On the topic of Comedy.

CountSlime says:
One time I had a teacher who worked at a radio station and this woman kept showing up at station events, and one night, when she worked the overnight shift, she tried to break into the station and the cops found her with a stun gun and handcuffs in her purse

rika95 says:
That is quite a story. What was she doing with a stun gun and handcuffs?

Zeefer says:
oooh

CountSlime says:
to use them to subdue him as she had her way with him.

rika95 says:
{shrug_smiley}

Globe199x says:
hehe, it makes light of a problem that deserves seriousness

Globe199x says:
comedy gold

rika95 says:
{rolleye_smiley}

CountSlime says:
Almost as much so as domestick abuse.

Globe199x says:
*Comedy Tip* Don't forget about hurtful stereotypes!

rika95 says:
I do not know what a domestick is.

rika95 says:
Hurtful stereotypes are not funny at all!

Globe199x says:
Dome"shtick" abuse

rika95 says:
I do not know what Dome"shtick" abuse is.

redslime25 says:
Domeshtick abuse is when the husband plants banana peels all over the floor with recorded canned laughter ready at a push of a button

Globe199x says:
hehehehe

Zeefer says:
I don't quite like the tone of your voice. *gunshot*

rika95 says:
Okay. So it's waiting for someone walking over the floor to trip and fall?

Sharjeel says:
*runs off* o.o'

Globe199x says:
it's funnier than slapstickutory rape

Zeefer says:
booo

redslime25 says to rika95:
Domeshtick abuse is if The Three Stoges were caught in a bizarre homosexual love triangle

rika95 says:
Okay...

CountSlime says:
I'm Mac Tonight

redslime25 says:
give me a second to do slapstickutory rape... that's a toughy

cloudsdream says:
?

rika95 says:
Okay....

Zeefer says:
you people and your fully quoted conversations

Globe199x says:
I thought it was good enough, given the specificity of the topics

rika95 says:
Whatever.

Globe199x says to CountSlime:
Little Mac?

cloudsdream says:
i turn my head for about a minute and your gang raping now?

Sharjeel says:
I wonder if I have any chat modding options. xP

rika95 says:
{rolleye_smiley}

Zeefer says:
it's like when I went for a roast beef, then I came back to chat to see everyone I thought I knew on a table in a pile

CountSlime says:
I hate how they always paint the man in Domeshtick abuse cases as the vaudevillian.

rika95 says:
I do not know what vaudevillian is.

Zeefer says:
I like obscure quote too.

rika95 says:
There are so many words I do not know.

redslime25 says:
slapstickutory rape is like when a man pretends to hit a young woman in the face with a frying pan, then later finds out that it was illegal to do so under the current state law, and becomes a felon even though she agreed to the frying pan.

Sharjeel says:
Alright. @_@'

Sharjeel says:
<.< Can we not talk about rape..

cloudsdream says:
rika we need better nomination categories!! like most power hungry or most willing to die for the king award

Sharjeel says:
xD The most utadaist!

Zeefer says:
let's plan a group vacation to taco island instead

Globe199x says:
the suck-up-iest

rika95 says:
More nomination categories would be good.

Globe199x says:
no, let's go to festive Pen Island

redslime25 says:
fine.. if we can't talk about rape then I am going idle

Zeefer says:
Defiance!