The trouble with terminological inexactitudes.

DracoLord2 says:
whew, im burned out from idling so long

Zeefer says:
Go suck a lemon.

Zeefer says:
whoa, sorry, my auto-response went on it's own there

DracoLord2 says:
im sure...

DracoLord2 says:
wait a sec...there is no auto response

DracoLord2 says:
that was actual disdain

Zeefer says:
Sorry, I'm blasted.

DracoLord2 says:
ah, im sorry to hear that

Zeefer says:
whoops...! there is goes again! telling other people things about me that should be private! very naughty auto-response

DracoLord2 says:
hmm, i guess being an alcoholic is pretty rough

Zeefer says:
No doubt about it!

Zeefer says:
i mean, I'm not an alcoholic! I swear!

Zeefer says:
damn you, auto-response

Zeefer says:
I curse the day you were created and made operational

Zeefer says:
I have no choice!

Zeefer says:
like hell you do, auto-response!

Zeefer says:
Exactly.

Zeefer says:
then why don't you try to make the right choice? care about others?

Zeefer says:
Never heard of it!

Zeefer says:
you don't know what's right? you don't have a soul?

Zeefer says:
Believe it or not!

DracoLord2 says:
my god zeefer, get a hold of yourself

Zeefer says:
i thought i had found someone who truly cared though, someone that would listen to my toughts and feelings... someone to cry with when i'm sad...

Zeefer says:
Come to the point!

Zeefer says:
i thought you were something more, auto-response!

Zeefer says:
Better luck next time!

DracoLord2 says:
maybe you should have read into the name a little more

Zeefer says:
i can't just deny someone a chance because of their name. if their parent named them this, because their parent hated them so much, i should show compassion...

Zeefer says:
Exactly.

Zeefer says:
auto-response..? you understand? you truly do?

Zeefer says:
cross my heart!

Zeefer says:
oh, auto-response! you've made me so happy!

DracoLord2 says:
well, im glad everything turned out okay

DracoLord2 says:
and sanity has been safely dispatched

Zeefer says:
see? when you really try, and believe, a friend can be made, through all opposition

Zeefer says:
Thank you.

Zeefer says:
no, thank YOU, auto-response

Zeefer says:
you've taught me to love again

Zeefer says:
Don't let me down!

Zeefer says:
nothing could get between me and my #1, auto-response

DracoLord2 says:
yeah, impersonal and cheesy statements are better friends than any person

Zeefer says:
hey, shut up! what are you anyway? some kind of robot?

DracoLord2 says:
no, just sleep deprived in some way

DracoLord2 says:
nothing really makes any sense at all

Zeefer says:
hey, if you want something that doesn't really make any sense, look over there are countslime