Discourse for the dimwitted.

MetroidXPS says:
I like chocolate miiiiiiiilk!

KiwiChan says:
*just runs around in circle until i get dizzy and smash into something*

KiwiChan says:
I LIKE POES!! ^^

MetroidXPS says:
I like like-likes!

*Tifa23 goes back to not paying attention to chat

MetroidXPS says:
hahahahah

Globe199x says:
hear hear

rpggamer79 says:
lol

Globe199x says:
{no_smiley}

And now presenting: "Surprise Sex."

Tifa23 says:
well, i'll be back in about 20 to 30 minutes....going for a jog

MetroidXPS says:
good luck

matsam says:
heh

matsam says:
don't jog in the traffic

Princessk492 says:
isn't it 1am for you too?

Tifa23 says:
2am

matsam says:
oh...right...

Tifa23 says:
no traffic

Tifa23 says:
it will be nice and peaceful

matsam says:
well then

MetroidXPS says:
There's always traffic where I live apparently...

matsam says:
don't get raped

Tifa23 says:
i'll be the only crazy person outside at this time

Tifa23 says:
i wont

Healuslol says to matsam:
not even funny

MetroidXPS says:
no mat...

matsam says:
what!

matsam says:
ah sheesh!

Tifa23 says:
well, i go idle now

Princessk492 says:
have a sense of humor guys!

Tifa23 says:
see you all in a bit

Princessk492 says:
k cya

Healuslol says to matsam:
rape is not a joke

redslime25 says:
peace out sista

matsam says:
where's the humour for raping jokes?

* Healuslol anal rapes matsam {tongue_smiley}

Healuslol says to matsam:
XD

Princessk492 says:
says the guy who said "better luck next time" to rika

matsam says:
not funny heal

MetroidXPS says:
we have a sense of humor, but soemtimes you have to know where to draw the line.

matsam says:
you bastard

matsam says:
{tongue_smiley}

Healuslol says:
"I almost got raped"

Healuslol says:
Better luck next time!

MetroidXPS says:
{think_smiley}

matsam says:
Metroid, you used to make smiley raping jokes too

matsam says:
{tongue_smiley}

MetroidXPS says:
uh....

MetroidXPS says:
what?

matsam says:
Remember those? {liar_smiley,lol_smiley}

MetroidXPS says:
That's not rape

matsam says:
or maybe

matsam says:
{liar_smiley,cry_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
yea it is, it's noserape

redslime25 says:
Yeah that is called nose-rape, that's why everyone did it

redslime25 says:
Anyone that has ever put those two smileys together, knowingly or not, has made light of rape

Zeefer says:
all right, I think we ought to clean things up here

Zeefer says:
reddy just drop it

redslime25 says:
sharjeel, I can do

redslime25 says:
Whatever the hell I want

Healuslol says:
reddy grow up

Healuslol says:
XD

* Zeefer sheepish look

Zeefer says:
ok, red, you're the boss

redslime25 says:
Plus sharjeel, I only reffered to the jerks as being those who target individuals to try and bring them down.

Princessk492 says:
hahaha

redslime25 says:
Not to everyone

matsam says:
so raping, is it funny or not?

matsam says:
or is it nose-raping only?

Princessk492 says:
funny unless you're being serious

matsam says:
that was so not serious

matsam says:
haha

Princessk492 says:
if you've seriously been raped: not funny

matsam says:
if someone is serious in the SK chat he/she has a problem

Healuslol says to matsam:
only if someone doesn't harbor bad feelings about rape

Princessk492 says:
if you're making fun of it: funny!

matsam says:
You think Tifa had bad feelings about it?

Healuslol says to matsam:
no....

matsam says:
I don't think so...heh

matsam says:
well it was funny then!

Healuslol says to matsam:
eh.

MetroidXPS says:
She's outside by herself....

redslime25 says:
matsam, you need to grow up a little

MetroidXPS says:
Xd

Princessk492 says:
lol

matsam says:
aw c'mon guys

Megalosaro says:
I don't believe in rape

Megalosaro says:
I prefer to call it surprise sex

Healuslol says to Megalosaro:
HAHAHAHA

MetroidXPS says:
It's ok mat

matsam says:
haha

matsam says:
I didn't mean to offence anyone!

Princessk492 says:
come on, we all know matsam is a joking kind of guy

Princessk492 says:
we can't take him seriously

Healuslol says to matsam:
mat...

matsam says:
some of you take things said in here too seriously

Healuslol says to matsam:
{liar_smiley,flush_smiley}

redslime25 says:
It all starts with jokes... next thing you know - someone is getting raped by matsam

matsam says:
I'm just stupid, laugh at me!

Princessk492 says:
lol

Megalosaro says:
Matsam rapes me 7 times a week

matsam says:
...gah!

matsam says:
shush!

Zeefer says:
yet at the same time, serious subjects like this should not be joked about, as they can hit home very much for some people

Healuslol says to Megalosaro:
we all rape you 7 times a week

Megalosaro says:
rather, he has surprise sex with me 7 times a week

Megalosaro says:
I have surprise sex with him twice a week

redslime25 says:
Sarry, just drop it

matsam says:
haha

* Megalosaro rapes redslime

matsam says:
So...much...Sharjeel!

matsam says:
ack!

redslime25 says:
Come on guys

Princessk492 says:
let's change the topic guys xD

matsam says:
uh...No.

matsam says:
XD

MetroidXPS says:
XD

* Healuslol molests Matsam

redslime25 says:
Yeah let's talk music... anyone like the song "Rape Me" by Nirvana ?

MetroidXPS says:
matsam loves my simplistic quote

Healuslol says:
there i changed it from rape to molestation

matsam says:
stop it heal, not in front of the ladies!

Princessk492 says:
matty you know i love you, but you need to stop this xD

MetroidXPS says:
"uh....no"

Princessk492 says:
actually, I like that song red

redslime25 says:
word

matsam says:
you forgot all the <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

Princessk492 says:
lol

* Zeefer flips hair.

The trouble with trysts.

simpleman says:
i wanna date red

Tifa23 says:
......................

Healuslol says:
Quote of the Night

Princessk492 says:
...

simpleman says :
you to tifa

Healuslol says:
Oh noez

simpleman says:
you to healuslol

Healuslol says:
oh gay

simpleman says:
im bi

Healuslol says:
I see XD

Tifa23 says:
i was just going to say swinger

Princessk492 says to Healuslol (private):
he's said things before randomly like "im a transexual" and "i like anal sex"

Healuslol says:
simpleman if you got within 5 feet of Red you'd explode

Tifa23 says:
{liar_smiley,lol_smiley}

Tifa23 says:
{whistle_smiley}

Healuslol says:
PANT EXPLOSION

simpleman says:
it doesnt matter what gender of they look good

Healuslol says:
XD

redslime25 says:
If you want to date me, you better put out on the first night

An inside joke moment.

Editor's note:
Sorry guys, we had to have Zenithian in this one for the sheer comedy of this entry. We'll try not to let it happen again.

PrincessK492 says:
aww, heal must not be a fan of BPS

Tifa23 says:
nahh

PrincessK492 says:
even though he started it

Zenithian says:
BPS?

Tifa23 says:
i teased him a lot last night

PrincessK492 says:
Battle Programmer Shirase

* Zenithian is not down with the acronyms

Zenithian says:
Thanks, PK

On the topic of Slavery.

*** Welcome to Slime Knights Chat , Sharjeel !

Sharjeel says:
idle chat

Sharjeel says :
fun

matsam says:
yes

matsam says:
fun!

Tifa23 says:
very fun

matsam says:
We're all having fun in the idle party ^^

Sharjeel says:
;_;

* Tifa23 throws a streamer

Sharjeel says:
Wait one second

Sharjeel says:
why wasnt I invited?

Tifa23 says:
b/c we were wanting for you

Tifa23 says:
surprise idle party {tongue_smiley}

matsam says:
waiting*

Tifa23 says:
yeah

Tifa23 says:
waiting lol

PrincessK492 says:
hey matsam, your boyfriend shar's here!

Sharjeel says:
OMG <3 I FEEL SO HONORED

matsam says:
I thought you said "b/c we were wanting you"

PrincessK492 says:
haha

Tifa23 says:
lmao

Sharjeel says:
you guys are so sweet ^_^

Sharjeel says:
and smooches for my lover mat

matsam says:
{flush_smiley}

MetroidXPS says:
{fear_smiley}

Sharjeel says:
SMOOCHES FOR METROID TOO

MetroidXPS says:
welcome back gals

MetroidXPS says to:
{flush_smiley}

Sharjeel says to:
No smooches for Princess, I hear she reads

Tifa23 says:
lol

PrincessK492 says:
tee hee, there's reading involved in a chatroom and forum

* matsam plays with curls

Sharjeel says:
dont lie to me

matsam says:
huh?

Sharjeel says:
DONT TEASTE ME MATTY

Sharjeel says:
tease*

Sharjeel says:
<_<;

matsam says:
teehee

Tifa23 says to:
haha

PrincessK492 says:
I thought you said taste hahaha

Tifa23 says:
same here

Sharjeel says::
>_<; NO NOT APPROPRIATE

Sharjeel says:
darn my typos

Sharjeel says:
they always end up something innapropriate

Sharjeel says:
like one time, i was like, im gonna buy some boobs

Sharjeel says:
and i meant books!

Tifa23 says:
my typo's are better {tongue_smiley}

Sharjeel says:
x_x;

matsam says:
buy some boobs?

matsam says:
wow!

matsam says:
A pretty boy with a boob job!

Sharjeel says:
yes, just for you

PrincessK492 says:
shar, you want implants?

Sharjeel says:
I SAID I MEANT BOOKS

Sharjeel says:
which i dont read

Sharjeel says:
cuz reading is for loosers like princess <_<

Sharjeel says:
i have my slave read for me

Sharjeel says:
outsourced from asia. <3 high quality

matsam says:
...Who is your slave?

PrincessK492 says:
you, matsam

Sharjeel says:
mattys asian?

PrincessK492 says:
umm he is now!

matsam says:
That would be Kain?

matsam says:
I don't really see Kain as a slave...lol

PrincessK492 says:
kain's asian?

matsam says:
yes

MetroidXPS says:
Kainy is the slavedriver. {tongue_smiley}

matsam says:
And I'm not asian, I'm half-acadian though!

Sharjeel says:
kains a girl though

matsam says:
Is it really important what gender slaves are?

matsam says:
Unless they are sex slaves!

Sharjeel says:
yes

Sharjeel says:
Well hes both >_<

matsam says:
haha

PrincessK492 says:
hahaha

Sharjeel says:
it depends on how I'm feeling

Sharjeel says:
i have a backup just in case

matsam says:
I don't want to be a slave! I want to be loved in a tender way...

PrincessK492 says:
you like it nice and slow, huh?

Sharjeel says:
i am tender to my slaves T_T;

matsam says:
All night long!

Sharjeel says:
we pretty boys dont play rough!

Sharjeel says:
we would mess up our makeup! T_T;

Discourse for the dimwitted.

cloudsdream says:
well im annoyed at your heal-mat-tifa team

cloudsdream says:
thanks heaven i got my people and hason my general has come back

cloudsdream says:
oh its nothing against you matty

cloudsdream says:
its against heal XD and tifa

cloudsdream says:
and the neo-chaters

matsam says:
neo...you calling me a newbie?

matsam says:
lol

MetroidXPS says:
XD

cloudsdream says:
in my chat, yes

matsam says:
aw...

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
cloudy grow the f uck up

matsam says:
ouch

cloudsdream says:
i am grown up XD

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
you sure don't act it

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
or talk like it

cloudsdream says:
and tifa watch your mouth

cloudsdream says:
its not nice

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
and either are you

* matsam backs up slowly...

cloudsdream says:
tifa you don't know me that long, im obviously playing

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
i don't care if your playing or not

* healuslol sits back & watches the pain

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
your are being way to damn immature for any respect from me

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
and it's sickening

cloudsdream says:
what did i do?

cloudsdream says:
i've been like this since the chat first started

cloudsdream says:
sheesh

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
yeah...a 10 year old

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
you are 20 time to act like it

cloudsdream says:
i was confused for a 10 year old, so im not insulted

cloudsdream says:
i don't want to

cloudsdream says:
im tired of being responsible and mature

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
you have never been mature

cloudsdream says:
i got to much things to cry and worry about

healuslol says to cloudsdream:
you complain about not having friends

healuslol says to cloudsdream:
but you act like a damn child

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
and you think the rest of us don't

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
any another sign you are beyond pathetic

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
and not worth the time to even talk to

cloudsdream says:
okay

healuslol says to cloudsdream:
I'm only saying you act like a damn child because at 20 you still let "mommy" & "daddy" push you around

cloudsdream says:
well thats how i was raised

healuslol says to cloudsdream:
"lets give mommy & daddy all my money!"

MetroidXPS says to Tifa23:
.....

cloudsdream says:
if i don't do that then we could have filed bankcruptcy

healuslol says to cloudsdream:
so?

healuslol says to cloudsdream:
MOVE THE ** OUT

cloudsdream says:
i live with them

cloudsdream says:
where?

cloudsdream says:
i love them

healuslol says to cloudsdream:
get your own damn apartment

cloudsdream says:
and i devout my life to them until i get married

healuslol says to cloudsdream:
.... that really isn't going to help that gettingt married thing AT ALL

MetroidXPS says to healuslol:
Heal shut up

cloudsdream says:
no

cloudsdream says:
lets just all calm down

cloudsdream says:
im sorry

Tifa23 says:
pffft...kind of late to be sorry now

Tifa23 says:
after you just piss everyone off for the last time

healuslol says to MetroidXPS:
I wasn't even being mean

cloudsdream says:
oh tifa im not sorry at you atall

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
{rolleye_smiley}

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
oh yeah i forgot

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
heal "loves" me

cloudsdream says:
i don't care about him like that

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
bull

cloudsdream says:
not anymore

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
exactly

healuslol says:
this is too crazy even for me

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
omg...i have to hate tifa b/c other guys talk to her here

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
you have the mentality of a child

cloudsdream says:
well of course not and you know whats worse

cloudsdream says:
that im childish and you are therefore arguing with a child

cloudsdream says:
now that is stupid and even more childish

Tifa23 says to cloudsdream:
no...i'm telling off an idiot 20 year old

cloudsdream says:
ha

Storytelling time.

*** Welcome to Slime Knights Chat , ShinnobiCody !

ShinnobiCody says:
spunds like darkhomer has some issues

ShinnobiCody says:
antbody here

sirdragoon says:
nobody here

ShinnobiCody says:
ok

ShinnobiCody says:
2 weeks and 6 das

ShinnobiCody says:
i cant wait

ShinnobiCody says:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ShinnobiCody says:
quess wat!

ShinnobiCody says:
im getting married!

clankjak says:
that's awesome!

ShinnobiCody says:
i know

torgo says:
how old are you again? {tongue_smiley}

ShinnobiCody says:
18 marridge age

torgo says:
oh yeah it is

ShinnobiCody says:
is that sarcatic

torgo says:
naw

torgo says:
it is a fact

ShinnobiCody says:
i know

ShinnobiCody says:
we have a nice house picked out

clankjak says:
big house? apartment?

ShinnobiCody says:
and with my job i could pay for it

ShinnobiCody says:
house

ShinnobiCody says:
3 stories not basement

torgo says:
you make a lot of money at 18?

ShinnobiCody says:
yup

ShinnobiCody says:
i am a game rater

ShinnobiCody says:
it pays good

torgo says:
ESRB?

ShinnobiCody says:
yup

ShinnobiCody says:
i am playing a game on naruto-kun

ShinnobiCody says:
battle arena

ShinnobiCody says:
its kinda fun doing my job

ShinnobiCody says:
they send me games and i play them

ShinnobiCody says:
give my opinoin in written form and send it in

ShinnobiCody says:
but it is a lot harder than that

sirdragoon says:
how so?

ShinnobiCody says:
huh?

ShinnobiCody says:
oh

torgo says to sirdragoon:
some parts of games aren't FMV :o

ShinnobiCody says:
well ur given a set amount of time to finish the game

ShinnobiCody says:
then u have to write a report about 1-2000 words

ShinnobiCody says:
somtimes

ShinnobiCody says:
longer somtimes shorter

sirdragoon says:
interesting. How many games do they have you rate say in a month's time? I'm sure it probably gets busy 4-5 months before Christmas (probably right
now I'd imagine)

ShinnobiCody says:
normally 2-3 months before christmas

ShinnobiCody says:
but i do get to play games before everyone else

Tifa23 says:
i see it is story telling time

ShinnobiCody says:
wtf

ShinnobiCody says:
u

ShinnobiCody says:
wats wrong with u anyway

Tifa23 says:
did i hit a nerve?

ShinnobiCody says:
no not really

ShinnobiCody says:
i doubt u can even aim

Tifa23 says:
haha

Tifa23 says:
someone is pretty defensive

ShinnobiCody says:
the more defensive i am the more recklessly i can attack

Tifa23 says:
heh, and you were saying darkhomer has problems

ShinnobiCody says:
just people problems

Tifa23 says:
the only one that seems to have issues is you

ShinnobiCody says:
u couldnt last 3 minutes in my house

Tifa23 says:
your point is?

Tifa23 says:
your whole family is a bunch of psychos?

ShinnobiCody says:
that the one thing people seems to miss is the one thing that alwas gets the worst part of the deal when really it couldve been very easily avoided

ShinnobiCody says:
there i made 3 points whenu only made one

ShinnobiCody says:
well

ShinnobiCody says:
did i confuse ur insignificent mind

Tifa23 says:
i thought it was clear i was done talking to you...i not in the mood to talk with someone who is clearly mentally unstable

ShinnobiCody says:
so if im mentally unstable....wat does that makeu

Tifa23 says:
learn how to type

ShinnobiCody says:
exactly my point

*** ShinnobiCody lost connection, left the room

clankjak says:
No comment.

Tifa23 says:
just some crazy emo girl

The trouble with transgression.

PlatKing says:
i been busting my butt here trying to get DQV for us, the least you ladies can do is grope it! {lol_smiley}

MetroidXPS says:
{shocked_smiley}

PlatKing says to MetroidXPS:
{fear_smiley}

cyberninja49 says:
uh wow...

platKing says:
{whistle_smiley}

Tifa23 says:
hahaha

* MetroidXPS sticks a soda bottle with mentos in it up plat's rear end.

Princessk492 says:
...

MetroidXPS says:
{whistle_smiley}

PlatKing says to MetroidXPS:
{no_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
save the cybering for private chat

MetroidXPS says:
XD

PlatKing says to Princessk492:
no!

MetroidXPS says:
like he would enjoy that

MetroidXPS says:
BOOM!

Princessk492 says:
lol

Princessk492 says:
lol, I'm not sure I want to see everyone kinky sexual acts

MetroidXPS says:
I don't either

PlatKing says to Princessk492:
sure you would

Princessk492 says:
{no_smiley}

cyberninja49 says:
i dont want to hear about met raping you with mentos

Tifa23 says:
lmao

Princessk492 says:
hahaha exactly

Tifa23 says:
that was entertaining

PlatKing says to Princessk492:
{bye_smiley}

PlatKing says to Princessk492:
{kiss_smiley}

MetroidXPS says:
{fear_smiley}

PlatKing says:
{whistle_smiley}