And now presenting: "Large, Mean-looking, Large-stingered Demons."

redslime25 says:
globe, earlier people were DEMANDING bee stories from me, and I told them that you had a real nail biter of a bee story

Zeefer says:
yeah

redslime25 says:
I still get nightmares about it

mist says:
tell us globe

globe199x says:
me?

globe199x says:
well, all right

redslime25 says:
gather round all

* Zeefer sits cross-legged

* mist sits and listen

globe199x says:
it starts just before the crack of noon

globe199x says:
I am sound asleep

globe199x says:
SOUND asleep, sweating off a nasty hangover that I was glad to not be conscious for

globe199x says:
the reflection of the midday sun glints off a passing car and through the crack in my blinds

redslime25 says:
nice touch

globe199x says:
I doze, and shift toward the window right above my bed

globe199x says:
suddenly I hear a gentle humming

globe199x says:
and, half-awake, I realize it can't be the heater

matsam says:
I'm scared now

globe199x says:
I open my eyes and bring my hands up to rub them

globe199x says:
and my arms and hands are COVERED in bees

matsam says:
hands full of bees?

redslime25 says:
ack! I hate that part!

matsam says:
yikes!

globe199x says:
like beard-of-bees covered

mist says:
ack

globe199x says:
for a moment, I am too horrified to even freak out

globe199x says:
and, in the longest two seconds of my life, I survey the situation

globe199x says:
bees are everywhere on the window half of the room

globe199x says:
crawling in from the heater and covering the blinds and window

globe199x says:
everywhere on my bed

globe199x says:
under the covers

globe199x says:
on the ceiling

globe199x says:
in my pajamas

globe199x says:
in my hair

redslime25 says:
crawling in from the heater... man, can't get that image out

healuslol says:
you sure they were bees?

healuslol says:
and not cicadas

redslime25 says:
um

redslime25 says:
I don't think cicadas are in swarms... I'll have to ask the internet

Zeefer says:
cicadas can be swarms when you have 1.5 million per acre

matsam says:
I imagine an afro full of bees...ouch

Zeefer says:
cicadas... I don't want to think about those...

globe199x says:
oh, yes

globe199x says:
large, mean-looking, large-stingered demons

globe199x says:
buzzing furiously

globe199x says:
each of the thousand going about his or her bee way

globe199x says:
anyway

globe199x says:
I backflip out of bed

globe199x says:
and instantly rip off clothing and bees

globe199x says:
and I return a moment later dual-wielding Raid special bee-b-gone formula

redslime25 says:
probably looking boss

redslime25 says:
a headband tied at the back

globe199x says:
and I let the bees have it

matsam says:
haha, dual-wielding

globe199x says:
they fight with all their might

globe199x says:
it must have been two or three hives

globe199x says:
stinging my naked body, but at this point I felt nothing but fury

globe199x says:
I must have drowned more of them than poisoned

matsam says:
naked fighting, it's the best

globe199x says:
such was the accuracy of my Raid raid

globe199x says:
in the end, bees littered my house like.... like.... who saw 300?

redslime25 says:
me

mist says:
not me

matsam says:
me

globe199x says):
like the corpsiest battle of 300, squared

matsam says:
oh geez

globe199x says:
finally I lay down again to rest

globe199x says:
my home secure

globe199x says:
...or so I thought

globe199x says:
Next time: Globe versus the Queen!

Zeefer says:
aw... maybe we'll get a "~The End ~" next time

globe199x says:
~ To "Bee" Continued... ~

redslime25 says:
Hehehe, great story Globe

Zeefer says:
heh

matsam says:
haha, nice Globe

mist says:
good one globe

globe199x says:
thanks