redslime25 says:
globe, earlier people were DEMANDING bee stories from me, and I told them that you had a real nail biter of a bee story
Zeefer says:
yeah
redslime25 says:
I still get nightmares about it
mist says:
tell us globe
globe199x says:
me?
globe199x says:
well, all right
redslime25 says:
gather round all
* Zeefer sits cross-legged
* mist sits and listen
globe199x says:
it starts just before the crack of noon
globe199x says:
I am sound asleep
globe199x says:
SOUND asleep, sweating off a nasty hangover that I was glad to not be conscious for
globe199x says:
the reflection of the midday sun glints off a passing car and through the crack in my blinds
redslime25 says:
nice touch
globe199x says:
I doze, and shift toward the window right above my bed
globe199x says:
suddenly I hear a gentle humming
globe199x says:
and, half-awake, I realize it can't be the heater
matsam says:
I'm scared now
globe199x says:
I open my eyes and bring my hands up to rub them
globe199x says:
and my arms and hands are COVERED in bees
matsam says:
hands full of bees?
redslime25 says:
ack! I hate that part!
matsam says:
yikes!
globe199x says:
like beard-of-bees covered
mist says:
ack
globe199x says:
for a moment, I am too horrified to even freak out
globe199x says:
and, in the longest two seconds of my life, I survey the situation
globe199x says:
bees are everywhere on the window half of the room
globe199x says:
crawling in from the heater and covering the blinds and window
globe199x says:
everywhere on my bed
globe199x says:
under the covers
globe199x says:
on the ceiling
globe199x says:
in my pajamas
globe199x says:
in my hair
redslime25 says:
crawling in from the heater... man, can't get that image out
healuslol says:
you sure they were bees?
healuslol says:
and not cicadas
redslime25 says:
um
redslime25 says:
I don't think cicadas are in swarms... I'll have to ask the internet
Zeefer says:
cicadas can be swarms when you have 1.5 million per acre
matsam says:
I imagine an afro full of bees...ouch
Zeefer says:
cicadas... I don't want to think about those...
globe199x says:
oh, yes
globe199x says:
large, mean-looking, large-stingered demons
globe199x says:
buzzing furiously
globe199x says:
each of the thousand going about his or her bee way
globe199x says:
anyway
globe199x says:
I backflip out of bed
globe199x says:
and instantly rip off clothing and bees
globe199x says:
and I return a moment later dual-wielding Raid special bee-b-gone formula
redslime25 says:
probably looking boss
redslime25 says:
a headband tied at the back
globe199x says:
and I let the bees have it
matsam says:
haha, dual-wielding
globe199x says:
they fight with all their might
globe199x says:
it must have been two or three hives
globe199x says:
stinging my naked body, but at this point I felt nothing but fury
globe199x says:
I must have drowned more of them than poisoned
matsam says:
naked fighting, it's the best
globe199x says:
such was the accuracy of my Raid raid
globe199x says:
in the end, bees littered my house like.... like.... who saw 300?
redslime25 says:
me
mist says:
not me
matsam says:
me
globe199x says):
like the corpsiest battle of 300, squared
matsam says:
oh geez
globe199x says:
finally I lay down again to rest
globe199x says:
my home secure
globe199x says:
...or so I thought
globe199x says:
Next time: Globe versus the Queen!
Zeefer says:
aw... maybe we'll get a "~The End ~" next time
globe199x says:
~ To "Bee" Continued... ~
redslime25 says:
Hehehe, great story Globe
Zeefer says:
heh
matsam says:
haha, nice Globe
mist says:
good one globe
globe199x says:
thanks
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a classic story
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