A debate on maternity.

kainnero says:
i have pictures of globe199x making out with rpggamer79!

rpggamer79 says:
What!

Globe199x says:
you don't have those pictures

Zeefer says:
You bastard!

Globe199x says:
I mean

Globe199x says:
any such pictures

rpggamer79 says:
lol

Zeefer says:
I thought we were going to have a dilemma together!

rpggamer79 says:
No more backpack rides for you Kain!

Globe199x says:
Zeefer, I'm pregnant again

*** Welcome to Slime Knights Chat , dargondarkfire !

Zeefer says:
I don't know just how to feel just now...

rpggamer79 says:
hello!

Globe199x says:
and either you or rpggamer is the father

razel says:
yo

Globe199x says:
Greetings

*** Welcome to Slime Knights Chat , oscarow !

razel says:
what? Oo

Zeefer says:
he went and did IT with someone while I wasn't looking

kainnero says:
zeefer, you can use these pictures for your divorce of globe199x

Zeefer says:
I thought we would do it together.... boohoohoo

dargondarkfire says:
is globe male?

Zeefer says:
can we just do IT one last time?

rpggamer79 says:
I am gonna demand a paternity test.......

Globe199x says:
I'm not going to raise any screaming Zeeflets

kainnero says:
[takes pictures of zeefer crying] wow this is great tabloid stuff

Zeefer says:
ready?

Zeefer says:
let's go!

Zeefer says:
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man

kainnero says:
lol

Globe199x says:
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man!

rpggamer79 says:
{bye_smiley}

razel says:
i g2g

kainnero says:
LOL

Zeefer says:
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man!!

kainnero says:
bye razel

Globe199x says:
ahhh... a little slow, a little slow

razel says:
bb

Globe199x says:
bye

Zeefer says:
you guys are in the way of love!

Archduke Redinald Slimefordshire XXV's Words of Wisdom.

redslime25 says:
Beer goggles are not true, I don't care what anyone says, it's more of a factor like you are just overwhelmingly horney lol!

cyberninja49 says:
didnt see that one coming

redslime25 says:
True comes out when redslime has been drinking

redslime25 says:
Truth!

Storytelling time.

*** Welcome to Slime Knights Chat , ShinnobiCody !

ShinnobiCody says:
spunds like darkhomer has some issues

ShinnobiCody says:
antbody here

sirdragoon says:
nobody here

ShinnobiCody says:
ok

ShinnobiCody says:
2 weeks and 6 das

ShinnobiCody says:
i cant wait

ShinnobiCody says:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ShinnobiCody says:
quess wat!

ShinnobiCody says:
im getting married!

clankjak says:
that's awesome!

ShinnobiCody says:
i know

torgo says:
how old are you again? {tongue_smiley}

ShinnobiCody says:
18 marridge age

torgo says:
oh yeah it is

ShinnobiCody says:
is that sarcatic

torgo says:
naw

torgo says:
it is a fact

ShinnobiCody says:
i know

ShinnobiCody says:
we have a nice house picked out

clankjak says:
big house? apartment?

ShinnobiCody says:
and with my job i could pay for it

ShinnobiCody says:
house

ShinnobiCody says:
3 stories not basement

torgo says:
you make a lot of money at 18?

ShinnobiCody says:
yup

ShinnobiCody says:
i am a game rater

ShinnobiCody says:
it pays good

torgo says:
ESRB?

ShinnobiCody says:
yup

ShinnobiCody says:
i am playing a game on naruto-kun

ShinnobiCody says:
battle arena

ShinnobiCody says:
its kinda fun doing my job

ShinnobiCody says:
they send me games and i play them

ShinnobiCody says:
give my opinoin in written form and send it in

ShinnobiCody says:
but it is a lot harder than that

sirdragoon says:
how so?

ShinnobiCody says:
huh?

ShinnobiCody says:
oh

torgo says to sirdragoon:
some parts of games aren't FMV :o

ShinnobiCody says:
well ur given a set amount of time to finish the game

ShinnobiCody says:
then u have to write a report about 1-2000 words

ShinnobiCody says:
somtimes

ShinnobiCody says:
longer somtimes shorter

sirdragoon says:
interesting. How many games do they have you rate say in a month's time? I'm sure it probably gets busy 4-5 months before Christmas (probably right
now I'd imagine)

ShinnobiCody says:
normally 2-3 months before christmas

ShinnobiCody says:
but i do get to play games before everyone else

Tifa23 says:
i see it is story telling time

ShinnobiCody says:
wtf

ShinnobiCody says:
u

ShinnobiCody says:
wats wrong with u anyway

Tifa23 says:
did i hit a nerve?

ShinnobiCody says:
no not really

ShinnobiCody says:
i doubt u can even aim

Tifa23 says:
haha

Tifa23 says:
someone is pretty defensive

ShinnobiCody says:
the more defensive i am the more recklessly i can attack

Tifa23 says:
heh, and you were saying darkhomer has problems

ShinnobiCody says:
just people problems

Tifa23 says:
the only one that seems to have issues is you

ShinnobiCody says:
u couldnt last 3 minutes in my house

Tifa23 says:
your point is?

Tifa23 says:
your whole family is a bunch of psychos?

ShinnobiCody says:
that the one thing people seems to miss is the one thing that alwas gets the worst part of the deal when really it couldve been very easily avoided

ShinnobiCody says:
there i made 3 points whenu only made one

ShinnobiCody says:
well

ShinnobiCody says:
did i confuse ur insignificent mind

Tifa23 says:
i thought it was clear i was done talking to you...i not in the mood to talk with someone who is clearly mentally unstable

ShinnobiCody says:
so if im mentally unstable....wat does that makeu

Tifa23 says:
learn how to type

ShinnobiCody says:
exactly my point

*** ShinnobiCody lost connection, left the room

clankjak says:
No comment.

Tifa23 says:
just some crazy emo girl

The trouble with trifling.

sandprince11 says:
action adventure here...i dont even like dragon quest one bit.

PrincessK492 says:
wait, why are you at a Dragon Quest forum if you don't even like it?

sandprince11 says:
OH GOD, pk, go away..

PrincessK492 says:
oH noes! It's PK!

sandprince11 says:
(she doesnt like me)...

PrincessK492 says:
I was asking you a serious question, and I have nothing against you

An inside joke moment.

Healuslol says:
ha one of my friends reserved EO because they want a FF like RPG for the DS

Healuslol says:
I was like "...................."

Angelus says:
wtfux

Angelus says:
is FFIII DS not "FF-like" for your friend?

Healuslol says:
I was like.....

Healuslol says:
"dude Wizardry"

Angelus says:
I want to get that wizardry game that atlus published out here

Angelus says:
I'm hearing good things about it

Globe199x says:
"Dude Wizardry"

Globe199x says:
Abracadabrrrraahhhhh

On the topic of Experience.

Smoochiebear says:
apparently, nobody else wants to add their expertise

Smoochiebear says:
ahh well

torgo says:
they are just watching us {fear_smiley}

Smoochiebear says:
LoL@Met {tongue_smiley}

torgo says:
wha

torgo says:
met cybered ya?

Smoochiebear says:
no

Smoochiebear says:
I was refering to the fact that he's "the watcher"

torgo says:
aaah

Smoochiebear says:
he always talks about liking to watch {tongue_smiley}

torgo says:
wha he isn't as good "doing", eh?

Smoochiebear says:
he's too busy watching to find out {tongue_smiley}

PlatKing says to Smoochiebear:
here comes the gutter {tongue_smiley}

torgo says:
hehe

Smoochiebear says:
uh huh {laugh_smiley}

Smoochiebear says:
what? you didn't get that from my self-love comment? {tongue_smiley}

Smoochiebear says:
Platty, you disappoint me {tongue_smiley}

torgo says:
awww

torgo says:
poor guy {tongue_smiley}

torgo says:
actually that's why I don't watch pr0n... why watch amateurs when I know I can do much better? {laugh_smiley}

Smoochiebear says:
because you can point and laugh? {tongue_smiley}

PlatKing says to torgo:
damn right dude

torgo says:
well I don't wanna see a guy naked either

torgo says to PlatKing:
hehee

torgo says to PlatKing:
yup

PlatKing says to torgo:
i cybered a woman for kicks once who was very experienced and she was like WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PlatKing says to torgo:
she said i knew what women want

The trouble with triggers.

MegaloSaro says:
"Robo was a robot who loved Chrono. One day they got married and had children and it was sexy. The end."

kainnero says:
LOL

Globe199x says:
hGGG!!!

*Globe199x ejaculates

Globe199x says:
oh my god

Globe199x says:
I am so sorry

kainnero says:
globe199x you are disgusting

Zeefer says:
clean up your keyboard

Globe199x says:
I don't know what came over me

Globe199x says:
so to speak

And now presenting: "A Sordid Online Dating Story."

redslime25 says:
ok I have a sordid online dating story

redslime25 says:
gather round

PrincessK492 says:
YES!

* PrincessK492 grabs popcorn

redslime25 says:
I am painted a villian in this one though, I will not sugar coat my meaness

PrincessK492 says:
haha those are always the best

PrincessK492 says:
feel free to exaggerate

redslime25 says:
So my friend started up this website for my school, which was basically the university's name dating dot com

redslime25 says:
He told me he'd give me a free account, so I thought, hey what the heck

redslime25 says:
What do I have to lose?

Globe199x says:
hehe

PrincessK492 says:
answer: dignity and pride

redslime25 says:
So I went on a few dates all of which were with very strange women

redslime25 says:
One told me of her pet "hamster" that she found near Lake Erie that apparenly is only 2 inches long and has red eyes

redslime25 says:
Went into detail about the training method of her two dogs "Ruff" and "Tuff" for nearly an hour

redslime25 says:
I went on a date with a girl whos passion was doing Caribou surveying in northern Ontario... there is a lot to know about that

redslime25 says:
To make a very long story short, I was very sick of meeting these girls online

redslime25 says:
There was one more girl in my inbox asking to meet for coffee, she had no picture though, but I thought... hey, it's the end of the year, I might as well give it a shot

PrincessK492 says:
uh-oh no picture is a bad sign

redslime25 says:
So I went and met her at the coffee shop at my school and to understand my horror...

Globe199x says:
I'm optimistic

redslime25 says:
I knew who this girl was, I met her before, and she is a very.. very.. boring person.. very boring

redslime25 says:
She didn't reconize me though, and so with students going to and fro and I knew I did not want to sit and have coffee with her

Globe199x says:
you're such an asshole for what you're about to tell us you did

redslime25 says:
So the coffee shop is beside the library, and I said "Hey very
awesome to meet you, and I feel really bad, but I actually have this project I need to work on"

PrincessK492 says:
hehe

redslime25 says:
"I need to do some research, it's very last minute"

redslime25 says:
She starts crying

redslime25 says:
I'm like... oh **... cause I mean this is a HIGHLY populated area with students being one of the only coffee shops

Globe199x says:
boring people have feelings too

PrincessK492 says:
haha

Globe199x says:
we just don't want to hear about them

redslime25 says:
Small school, someone is bound to recognize me and see me talking to this girl that is crying now

Globe199x says:
did you run?

PrincessK492 says:
is there a bee in here somewhere?

redslime25 says:
No I instantly think she knows I'm lying to her

redslime25 says:
Caught red handed

Globe199x says:
"last minute research"

redslime25 says:
She says she's crying cause she's "really nervous about meeting people"

Globe199x says:
but it's really because you rejected her

redslime25 says:
I'm still looking around making sure nobody I know is around

Globe199x says:
it's good that you had your priorities straight

Globe199x says:
you dick

PrincessK492 says:
lol

redslime25 says:
So I tell her "It's alright" and other bull**, like we can do this later and such

redslime25 says:
Hey that's not nice Globe

redslime25 says:
Assholes have feelings too you know

Globe199x says:
talk to the hug

redslime25 says:
So I go into the library, chat with a few people I knew, then I head downstairs and go out a different exit and hop on the bus and head to my house

redslime25 says:
Safe.

redslime25 says:
Then

Angelus says:
you want asshole, you read http://www.tuckermax.com/

redslime25 says:
As I am chatting online and not doing research I get an e-mail in my MSN inbox

Globe199x says:
you want asshole, go to [insert ass-fetish porn site]

redslime25 says:
It reads along the lines "Hey I was wondering if you were finished doing work, I'm still here at the coffee place if you want to take a break"

redslime25 says:
It's been like... a whole 2 hours

PrincessK492 says:
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Globe199x says:
yikes

Globe199x says:
you didn't reply, did you?

PrincessK492 says:
that's just...sad

redslime25 says:
~ The End