On the topic of Experience.

Smoochiebear says:
apparently, nobody else wants to add their expertise

Smoochiebear says:
ahh well

torgo says:
they are just watching us {fear_smiley}

Smoochiebear says:
LoL@Met {tongue_smiley}

torgo says:
wha

torgo says:
met cybered ya?

Smoochiebear says:
no

Smoochiebear says:
I was refering to the fact that he's "the watcher"

torgo says:
aaah

Smoochiebear says:
he always talks about liking to watch {tongue_smiley}

torgo says:
wha he isn't as good "doing", eh?

Smoochiebear says:
he's too busy watching to find out {tongue_smiley}

PlatKing says to Smoochiebear:
here comes the gutter {tongue_smiley}

torgo says:
hehe

Smoochiebear says:
uh huh {laugh_smiley}

Smoochiebear says:
what? you didn't get that from my self-love comment? {tongue_smiley}

Smoochiebear says:
Platty, you disappoint me {tongue_smiley}

torgo says:
awww

torgo says:
poor guy {tongue_smiley}

torgo says:
actually that's why I don't watch pr0n... why watch amateurs when I know I can do much better? {laugh_smiley}

Smoochiebear says:
because you can point and laugh? {tongue_smiley}

PlatKing says to torgo:
damn right dude

torgo says:
well I don't wanna see a guy naked either

torgo says to PlatKing:
hehee

torgo says to PlatKing:
yup

PlatKing says to torgo:
i cybered a woman for kicks once who was very experienced and she was like WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PlatKing says to torgo:
she said i knew what women want

The trouble with triggers.

MegaloSaro says:
"Robo was a robot who loved Chrono. One day they got married and had children and it was sexy. The end."

kainnero says:
LOL

Globe199x says:
hGGG!!!

*Globe199x ejaculates

Globe199x says:
oh my god

Globe199x says:
I am so sorry

kainnero says:
globe199x you are disgusting

Zeefer says:
clean up your keyboard

Globe199x says:
I don't know what came over me

Globe199x says:
so to speak

And now presenting: "A Sordid Online Dating Story."

redslime25 says:
ok I have a sordid online dating story

redslime25 says:
gather round

PrincessK492 says:
YES!

* PrincessK492 grabs popcorn

redslime25 says:
I am painted a villian in this one though, I will not sugar coat my meaness

PrincessK492 says:
haha those are always the best

PrincessK492 says:
feel free to exaggerate

redslime25 says:
So my friend started up this website for my school, which was basically the university's name dating dot com

redslime25 says:
He told me he'd give me a free account, so I thought, hey what the heck

redslime25 says:
What do I have to lose?

Globe199x says:
hehe

PrincessK492 says:
answer: dignity and pride

redslime25 says:
So I went on a few dates all of which were with very strange women

redslime25 says:
One told me of her pet "hamster" that she found near Lake Erie that apparenly is only 2 inches long and has red eyes

redslime25 says:
Went into detail about the training method of her two dogs "Ruff" and "Tuff" for nearly an hour

redslime25 says:
I went on a date with a girl whos passion was doing Caribou surveying in northern Ontario... there is a lot to know about that

redslime25 says:
To make a very long story short, I was very sick of meeting these girls online

redslime25 says:
There was one more girl in my inbox asking to meet for coffee, she had no picture though, but I thought... hey, it's the end of the year, I might as well give it a shot

PrincessK492 says:
uh-oh no picture is a bad sign

redslime25 says:
So I went and met her at the coffee shop at my school and to understand my horror...

Globe199x says:
I'm optimistic

redslime25 says:
I knew who this girl was, I met her before, and she is a very.. very.. boring person.. very boring

redslime25 says:
She didn't reconize me though, and so with students going to and fro and I knew I did not want to sit and have coffee with her

Globe199x says:
you're such an asshole for what you're about to tell us you did

redslime25 says:
So the coffee shop is beside the library, and I said "Hey very
awesome to meet you, and I feel really bad, but I actually have this project I need to work on"

PrincessK492 says:
hehe

redslime25 says:
"I need to do some research, it's very last minute"

redslime25 says:
She starts crying

redslime25 says:
I'm like... oh **... cause I mean this is a HIGHLY populated area with students being one of the only coffee shops

Globe199x says:
boring people have feelings too

PrincessK492 says:
haha

Globe199x says:
we just don't want to hear about them

redslime25 says:
Small school, someone is bound to recognize me and see me talking to this girl that is crying now

Globe199x says:
did you run?

PrincessK492 says:
is there a bee in here somewhere?

redslime25 says:
No I instantly think she knows I'm lying to her

redslime25 says:
Caught red handed

Globe199x says:
"last minute research"

redslime25 says:
She says she's crying cause she's "really nervous about meeting people"

Globe199x says:
but it's really because you rejected her

redslime25 says:
I'm still looking around making sure nobody I know is around

Globe199x says:
it's good that you had your priorities straight

Globe199x says:
you dick

PrincessK492 says:
lol

redslime25 says:
So I tell her "It's alright" and other bull**, like we can do this later and such

redslime25 says:
Hey that's not nice Globe

redslime25 says:
Assholes have feelings too you know

Globe199x says:
talk to the hug

redslime25 says:
So I go into the library, chat with a few people I knew, then I head downstairs and go out a different exit and hop on the bus and head to my house

redslime25 says:
Safe.

redslime25 says:
Then

Angelus says:
you want asshole, you read http://www.tuckermax.com/

redslime25 says:
As I am chatting online and not doing research I get an e-mail in my MSN inbox

Globe199x says:
you want asshole, go to [insert ass-fetish porn site]

redslime25 says:
It reads along the lines "Hey I was wondering if you were finished doing work, I'm still here at the coffee place if you want to take a break"

redslime25 says:
It's been like... a whole 2 hours

PrincessK492 says:
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Globe199x says:
yikes

Globe199x says:
you didn't reply, did you?

PrincessK492 says:
that's just...sad

redslime25 says:
~ The End

Quote of the night.

Angelus says:
most women need a good punch to the throat

Angelus says:
with a fist

Artwork corner.

This Comic Did What It Intended To. That Is, Capture The Situation In Which A Certain Person Makes A Sudden Remark Of What He Once Loved.

The trouble with tardiness.

Megalosaro says:
what is a Zipper Mask?

Angelus says:
a nomura creation that hasn't come out yet

cyberninja49 says to Megalosaro:
Where did you see a zipper mask?

Megalosaro says:
zeefer's blog

cyberninja49 says:
lol

Globe199x says:
it's like a FL, but for your face

Megalosaro says:
o i c

Princessk492 says:
haha

Globe199x says:
and it has a zipper

Angelus says:
so you can fap your face?

cyberninja49 says:
its similar to a gimp mask

cyberninja49 says:
which is disturbing

Healuslol says to Angelus:
yes, you can fap your face

Healuslol says to Angelus:
try it XD

Globe199x says:
disturbing, or INFINITELY TITILLATING?

cyberninja49 says:
ok dont look up zipper mask on google

Princessk492 says:
hahahhhaa

Princessk492 says:
bad images, huh?

cyberninja49 says:
im scared now

cyberninja49 says:
i betcha all of you are doing it tho

Angelus says:
haha

Princessk492 says:
I'm not "doing it" I'm chatting

Angelus says to cyberninja49:
fapping?

cyberninja49 says:
oh you are just hilarious

Healuslol says to cyberninja49:
S&M

cyberninja49 says:
STFU!

Globe199x *zzzzzip*

Princessk492 says:
hahaha

Healuslol says:
PK loves S&M

Angelus says:
dominant or submissive?

cyberninja49 says:
HAHAHA

Princessk492 says:
ZOMG! HOW DID YOU KNOW!!?

Healuslol says:
I mean she does have $400 hooker boots XD

Angelus says:
ah true

Globe199x says:
are hooker boots expensive?

Princessk492 says to Healuslol:
you haven't even seen the boots!

Healuslol says to Princessk492:
I'm a **ing ninja

cyberninja49 says to Globe199x:
he just said 400

Angelus says to Princessk492:
you told us about them

Healuslol says to Princessk492:
yes a "**ing" ninja

cyberninja49 says to Healuslol:
**** YOU IM A NINJA

Princessk492 says:
but I didn't tell you what they look like, they look nothing like hooker boots lol

Healuslol says to cyberninja49:
you may be a ninja

Angelus says:
you described them

Princessk492 says:
I did? what did I say?

Healuslol says to cyberninja49:
but I'm a ninja trained in the art of **ing

cyberninja49 says to Healuslol:
that doesnt even make sense

Angelus says:
hahahah

Healuslol says to cyberninja49:
I can do it without even being seen

Globe199x says:
or felt

cyberninja49 says:
OHHHHHHHHH!

Healuslol says to Globe199x:
oh they feel it

cyberninja49 says:
are you quick like a ninja too?

Healuslol says to Globe199x:
they wonder why they hand a random orgasm XD

Healuslol says:
yes I said hand

Healuslol says:
XD

Globe199x says:
You are a pervert.

Globe199x says:
Everyone is better than you in bed.

Healuslol says to Globe199x:
this has been established long ago Glowb

cyberninja49 says:
AHAHAHAHAHA!

cyberninja49 says:
AHAHAHAHA!

Healuslol says to Globe199x:
the perv part I mean

Healuslol says:
DAMN MY SLOW TYPING

cyberninja49 says:
ohhh that worked out great

Globe199x says:
where's redslime and his out-of-context bloggery?

cyberninja49 says:
i agree

Healuslol says:
SHUT UP

cyberninja49 says:
someone better be saving this

Globe199x says:
it's being taken care of

Princessk492 says:
oh I am

cyberninja49 says:
sick

Healuslol says:
NO!

Healuslol says:
I'M ALREADY IN THAT DAMN BLOG ENOUGH

Healuslol says:
I started Bestiality, I have "homosexual tendencies".... and probably other things

*** Angelus lost connection, left the room

A debate on maturity.

*** Welcome to Slime Knights Chat , Smoochiebear !

cloud1991 says:
Hey smooch.

Smoochiebear says:
heya {smile_smiley,smile_smiley}

cloud1991 says to Smoochiebear:
{kiss_smiley}

cloud1991 says:
Do I get a kiss.....

cloud1991 says:
XD

Healuslol says to cloud1991:
no you fail

Smoochiebear says:
I would, but it would probably be considered illegal in your state {tongue_smiley}

Healuslol says to Smoochiebear:
do I get a kiss {tongue_smiley}

Smoochiebear says:
where's your ID, Healie?

Smoochiebear says:
{tongue_smiley}

Healuslol says:
uhhhh in my wallet?

Healuslol says:
XD

cloud1991 says:
Wallet's are gay.

Healuslol says:
I'm pretty sure I'm legal

cloud1991 says:
I use my pockets xd

cloud1991 says:
i'M LEGAL TOO.

cloud1991 says:
She just dont wanna give me a kiss.But who cares XD

cloud1991 says:
{fear_smiley}

Smoochiebear says:
isn't under 18 illegal in the US?

cloud1991 says:
No.

Healuslol says:
yes

Healuslol says to cloud1991:
it so is

cloud1991 says:
How is kissing a person illegal

cloud1991 says:
XD

Healuslol says:
don't lie XD

cloud1991 says:
You are on crack heal

cloud1991 says:
Haha people kiss here all the time

cloud1991 says:
I see lil 13 yr olds kiss

Healuslol says:
you can get in trouble for dating anyone under 18 if you aren't under 18 yourself

cloud1991 says:
are you stupid

cloud1991 says:
My cousin was 19 and he went out with a 15 yr old

cloud1991 says:
now they are married

cloud1991 says:
of course they are older now

cloud1991 says:
my cuz is 26

cloud1991 says:
and shes 22

Smoochiebear says:
LoL don't feel like being labeled as an internet predator... so I must decline {tongue_smiley}

Princessk492 says:
that's statutory rape if you're over 18 and date someone younger than 18

Princessk492 says:
at least in MD it is

Healuslol says:
*coughStatutorycough*

cloud1991 says:
Heal.yOU DESERVE TO GET SMACKED.

cloud1991 says:
Your kinda offending me there.

Healuslol says to Princessk492:
it is here too

cloud1991 says:
Well I dont think age defines love

cloud1991 says:
So say what ya want

Healuslol says to Princessk492:
I love walking up to people & going "soooo prison...I think you'll love it"

Princessk492 says:
haha

cloud1991 says:
tahts not funny

Healuslol says:
when you are 19 dating a 15 year old

Healuslol says:
thats **ed up

cloud1991 says:
SHUT THE ** UP HEASL;

cloud1991 says:
Dont comment on my family

cloud1991 says:
Ok you have no right

cloud1991 says:
I sould block you again

Healuslol says to cloud1991:
I'm just saying

Healuslol says to cloud1991:
it's weird

cloud1991 says:
Heal shut up man

cloud1991 says:
If the ylove each other they dont need no one saying its fed up

cloud1991 says:
Its also fed up you saying its fed up

Smoochiebear says:
enough arguing, okay?

cloud1991 says:
No

cloud1991 says:
He is offending my family there

Smoochiebear says:
you're ruining my chat...

cloud1991 says:
So get out or block me

cloud1991 says:
Sorry

cloud1991 says:
I just dont like anyone talking about my fam

cloud1991 says:
o well

Angelus says:
i'm off

*** Angelus lost connection, left the room