And now presenting: "A Bee Story."

Scene: redslime25 and globe199x are enjoying conversation.
Enter kingcloud.

kingcloud says:
hello

globe199x says:
hello

globe199x says:
we're talking about old toys

globe199x says:
nightmare bee stories

globe199x says:
and sordid online dating disasters

kingcloud says:
lol, ok

redslime25 says:
so the deal is kingcloud

redslime25 says:
you have to tell us your worst:
a) bee story
b) online dating horror
c) childhood toy

globe199x says:
no, wait

globe199x says:
tell us the best of those

kingcloud says:
umm

redslime25 says:
in no particular order

kingcloud says:
ok

globe199x says:
no! alphabetical, please

redslime25 says:
but don't do b or c first

redslime25 says:
and don't do c second

kingcloud says:
alright well me and my friend where high.....

globe199x says:
which do you think this is going to be, redslime?

globe199x says:
a bee story?

kingcloud says:
and we went to this rundown shack....

redslime25 says:
whichever one, I hope all three start off like that

globe199x says:
feel free to exaggerate

kingcloud says:
and we started a fire inside the shack

redslime25 says:
I know I did with my 3 inch bee story

kingcloud says:
wait

redslime25 says:
ok fire in the shack, we're with you

kingcloud says:
this story is so funny

globe199x says:
"all of a sudden he gets this random text from this crazy online..."

redslime25 says:
ok fire in the shack

globe199x says:
sorry, we're with you

kingcloud says:
anyway i was on the ground laying down cause it was like 1 in the mourning

redslime25 says:
ok, high, fire in a shack, laying on the ground

kingcloud says:
and my friend said did you hear that

globe199x says:
oh, started a fire, like a contained fire

kingcloud says:
and i was like what?

kingcloud says:
yes

globe199x says:
not a "let's burn this **ing place to the ground" one

kingcloud says:
no no

redslime25 says:
that's what I assumed

kingcloud says:
bee story

redslime25 says:
yeah ok, so there is a noise go on

kingcloud says:
anyway he was like "did you hear it" "there it is again"

kingcloud says:
and i looked up and there was this big bee on his nuts

redslime25 says:
hahaha

kingcloud says:
remember were high

globe199x says:
what?!

redslime25 says:
was the bee 3 inches long?

globe199x says:
why were his nuts exposed??

globe199x says:
and why were you on the ground again?

kingcloud says:
nonono

kingcloud says:
no

kingcloud says:
wait

kingcloud says:
on his shorts

globe199x says:
so you and your friend were on the ground naked getting high in an abandoned shack in the woods?

redslime25 says:
I can't handle this story

kingcloud says:
no!!!!!

kingcloud says:
wait

globe199x says:
hehe

kingcloud says:
its funny

globe199x says:
okay, bee on his shorts, I've got it

globe199x says:
we're serious now

kingcloud says:
i hit him in the nuts with my hat

globe199x says:
a natural reaction

redslime25 says:
hahahaha

kingcloud says:
and he got stung like 3 times in the face

globe199x says:
tell me it stung his junk

globe199x says:
oof

redslime25 says:
in the face

redslime25 says:
oh man

globe199x says:
that's almost as bad

globe199x says:
3 times in the face

globe199x says:
that bee wasn't **ing around

redslime25 says:
like a dirty porn actress

globe199x says:
hehe

kingcloud says:
and he started screming "what the ** was that sumthin bit me"

globe199x says:
what if someone says something amusing now?

kingcloud says:
and then he looked at me and asked "did you see anything"

globe199x says:
what did you say?

kingcloud says:
and on his shirt was the bee

kingcloud says:
and bee got in his shirt and stung him like 8 more times

redslime25 says:
haha, bee wasn't done yet!

kingcloud says:
and he ran screming from the shack

globe199x says:
figure the smoke would have repelled him

globe199x says:
rather than infuriate him

globe199x says:
I like that it didn't even touch you

kingcloud says:
saying "somthins **ing biting me"

redslime25 says:
I like how you see a bee on your buds nuts and you whack it with a hat... totally sacking your friend, and the end result was him getting stung three times in the face

kingcloud says:
wait

redslime25 says:
ok go on

kingcloud says:
story aint over

redslime25 says:
my bad, continue garcon

globe199x says:
"Something's **ing biting me!!" he cried out, stumbling from out the door in a panic.

kingcloud says:
well we made sure the bee was not in the shirt

kingcloud says:
and left to go to his home

kingcloud says:
halfway there he falls off his bike and starts screming wtf is wrong with this shirt, it turns out the bee was still in the shirt

redslime25 says:
hahaha

globe199x says:
aahaha

globe199x says:
it's the shirt

kingcloud says:
and thats the end

globe199x says:
(applause)

redslime25 says:
I thought the ending was going to be "and it ended up to be aids all along"

kingcloud says:
oh

globe199x says:
hehe

redslime25 says:
man (clapping) that was by far

redslime25 says:
the best bee story tonight

kingcloud says:
it turns out there is a very big hornets nest in the shack

redslime25 says:
dare I say ever in SK Chat history

globe199x says:
"We never did find that bee... but some say, on cold autumn nights, you can still hear his faint buzzing on your friend's nuts."

redslime25 says:
hahahaha

redslime25 says:
hahaha

globe199x says:
BOO!!

kingcloud says:
i think it was 3 feet big it was crazy

kingcloud says:
the hive

redslime25 says:
I could imagine a 36 inch bee

redslime25 says:
nuts man

redslime25 says:
literally

End scene.